| 22nd July 2004 - 11:32:33 AM |
| 9053 : Lustin |
| http://www.cornstalker.com/scrapbook/albums/screech/06_dustin_matt.jpg Dustin - in this picture, has Mario Lopez snuck up behind you and rammed his spicy man-chilada up your poot-chute? It certainly looks like either you're being anally violated, or you're taking a massive shit in your pants! Either way, I'm pretty turned on!!! It's just a shame any erotic impact the picture has is lessened by the mutant standing next you! Oh well, I can always crop it!!!! |
| 22nd July 2004 - 11:42:42 AM |
| 9054 : Jay Beez |
| OH MY GOD I SWEAR THAT'S ME! IT IS! I'M A 300 POUND DWEEB WITH GLASSES AND A STUPID HAIRCUT WHO WANTS SCREECH'S AUTOGRAPH ALL THE TIME! OH MY GOD! |
| 22nd July 2004 - 12:30:38 PM |
| 9055 : Papa\'s Moustache |
| Howdy y'all! Say is this here REALLY Dustin's web site? He don't never post nuthin' here no way neither! That's one pickle of a humdoogler head scratchin' finkleslapper of a cotton pickin' popcorn cooter hoop if I do say so myself. And I do! Guess what. I also declare. I do declare. I do it all the dern time! I'm declaring right now. Ain't that just a chicken strippin' asshole disaster! I'll be a horse's pdonker dode schlarper happler blabben mick magoo greasy geesey gassy goo! Flababbin! |
| 22nd July 2004 - 01:07:19 PM |
| 9056 : Jay W. Levitan |
| PeeWee is hot. I want my own peewee. If there's anyone in New England who can dress like him, and wouldn't mind a professional "engagement", please email me. Or if you have fantasies you'd like to share about him. I love that man. |
| 22nd July 2004 - 01:42:02 PM |
| 9057 : Twyla 16 |
| i didn't bother going to ytmnd.com, cause i figured it would just be some naked fat chick, or something like that. and i've been to tubgirls.com before. the chicks there are okay, but suicidegirls.com is MUCH better. chicks with tattoos and piercing are so fucking hot. i can't resist!!! i want like half those girls to eat me out and feel me up. they're so fucking sexy!!! |
| 22nd July 2004 - 02:01:22 PM |
| 9058 : Paul Ruben |
| It's me! I'm the one you want! Me! I wouldn't mind locking into a steenky man-chain with you and Dustin as cock-links! HEH HEH! Still got it, see? I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? HEH HEH! |
| 22nd July 2004 - 02:13:38 PM |
| 9059 : Gay Police Officer |
| OMG! Dustin are you a top or a bottom? I can switch-hit whatever you want, honey! OMG OMG OMG! Are you into scat? At the Rainbow Room they call me "Scat Man" and the DJ plays the song and everything and it's so fun then we roll around in poo! DIBBY DIBBY DIBBY BOP BODDOP BOP... BOP BODDOP BOP! OMG! Do you still wear those sexy Zubaz pants? I used to wear those when I was pumping iron and pressing shaft. Do you like guys with handlebar moustaches and pink latex police uniforms? I wanna eat a bunch of Taco Bell and release a frothy stream of hot greasy sloppy chalupa droppings in your pretty mouth and all on your goatee! Then you will keep your mouth gaping while I fuck my own fecal sauce! Then I will crawl inside your anus, past your colon and into your large intestine, where I will dispose of last month's used condoms and fellate myself! Zubaz! |
| 22nd July 2004 - 03:11:15 PM |
| 9060 : Gay Zack |
| Come join me in a game of butt darts Dustin, I shoot first because the last time I let you shoot first you took your turn and wouldn't let me have mine. I won't fall for it this time! I'm going to try to stuff my nuts into your asshole again, so lube up nice and good. |
| 22nd July 2004 - 04:46:23 PM |
| 9061 : Gay Zack |
| How do you think would be the better lay, Richard Simmons or Dustin Diamond. I'm thinking a three way would be the better option. |
| 22nd July 2004 - 04:54:25 PM |
| 9062 : Dustin |
| Trust me, Richard Simmons is a seasoned professional. He gets right down to business. Like when he shoves his cock up the fart monster's ass while Master Phallus spanks him with a bible. Or when Vomitor from the galaxy Fucktron regurgitates his own feces into Richard's asshole. He doesn't play around. |
| 22nd July 2004 - 05:16:30 PM |
| 9063 : stephanie lang |
| screch wears cute 90s clothes talks cute he gos to bay side high school his freind zack and slater he wears convrese high tops screech i love you so much like no one esle |
| 22nd July 2004 - 05:36:17 PM |
| 9064 : shirley willis |
| screch has an afro and hes cute and he has webbed feet and he liks teh hot carls and lunches and chili cheese yellow dog with xtra slimey relish he gos 2 bayside high screch i love u so much my shits are furry and i suuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK!!!!11 |
| 22nd July 2004 - 06:12:42 PM |
| 9065 : |
| Dustin also loves a hot "ham and cheese" with a side of tea bagging |
| 22nd July 2004 - 09:27:26 PM |
| 9066 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, where are you going to lodge Mr. Potato Head????? http://www.mrwoofus.com/pics/screechandspud.jpg - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd July 2004 - 09:42:05 PM |
| 9067 : nerd |
| screech, im a homo dork like u. if you were so smart, why did u lose ur place in line for the U2 tickets? dumbass!!! |
| 22nd July 2004 - 09:51:47 PM |
| 9068 : Micheal Gull |
| Hey everybody I'm doing a show with screech at The Modjeska theatre in Milwaukee. It's going to be fun especially with our little group of pals all together. Life's so fun and enjoyable. I hope you can make it here to watch us tell "funny" jokes. |
| 22nd July 2004 - 10:42:11 PM |
| 9069 : |
| check out this article about diamond: http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24405 this article indicates that dustin got into a 'lover's quarrel' with one of the castmates on the New Class, and pulled a knife on him! dustin, you can rough me up anytime! |
| 22nd July 2004 - 11:29:33 PM |
| 9070 : Nobody |
| "...then try to have your kid because they figure they’re going to get all this money from you, or there’s people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they’re going to be successes." |
| 22nd July 2004 - 11:50:44 PM |
| 9071 : Love The Styx |
| Dude...Dustin. What the F'n A happened to you. James really wants to know how cool it was to act with the enigma...the stunner...Mario F'n Lopez. YOu know you loved his muscular physique and his radical acid washed scrunchy pants and pink Ts. When I'm alone, i think about James being alone thinking about you. Who is James? Well, let me tell you something. James L.V. P. III is your number one fan. We tried writing Jodie Sweetin and Jaleel White, but you were our last resort...thank you for saving us, in the bedroom and the bathroom. So, what's your favorite food? I know what it is already because i watch you eat through your kitchen window. I loved you in your cameo in Made...but I also loved you in the hottub scene that took place in my dream last night with Punky Brewster. Scott Baio anyone? I had to change the sheets, twice. My mom asked me what was wrong, i figured she meant that I was 35 and still living at home, but she was really asking about the sheets. Cody rules, Eat Me. |
| 23rd July 2004 - 12:09:43 AM |
| 9072 : Jake |
| Hey dustin, Whats up? Did you ever not get along with any one on the cast? I loved you on sbtb you were funny and awesome! I liked lisa too! Did you and a girl cast member ever date? plz e-mail me Jake in kc |