| 04th August 2004 - 06:23:49 PM |
| 9449 : FLOPPY |
| Anyone else notice how most niggers look like monkeys?" |
| 04th August 2004 - 06:33:04 PM |
| 9450 : Captain Fuckard |
| I want to take you onto the enterprise Dustin, I can show you captains quarters and give you intergalactic tossed salad. Have you ever done it in zero gravity? Tonight can be your lucky night. |
| 04th August 2004 - 06:41:22 PM |
| 9451 : T H E C U T T E R |
| Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess (2001) Wrestlemania 2000 (2000) Hang Time (1995) Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas (1994) Saved by the Bell: The New Class (1994) Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1994) Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style (1994) Saved By The Bell (1994) The Wonder Years (1988) Film: Made (2001) She's Out of Control (1989) Big Top Pee-Wee (1988) Purple People Eater (1988) Good Morning, Miss Bliss (1987) |
| 04th August 2004 - 07:35:04 PM |
| 9452 : T.K. Carter |
| Hey there white chowder, remember me? That’s right junior pasty, I’m the one who really, really, really, REALLY took your anal virginity back before Saved by the Bell was even known as Saved by the Bell! Remember “Good Morning, Miss Bliss” where I played Milo the maintenance man/token black wiseass? Remember how your stupid preteen ass kept trying to talk jive like a “brutha” to me and that you always wanted to see the “muthaland”? Don’t you remember when I promised to take your young white ass to the park in the afternoon after we filmed the fourth episode, but instead I took you far out to an empty field next to a rundown farm and raped you as all the grazing cattle watched? Remember how much you screamed in pain as I shoved my beautiful black 13-incher deep into your bright pink unlubed starfish and tossed you around like a little white ragdoll as I fiddled and groped your soft, hairless balls? Remember how every time I squeezed your balls, you would involuntarily clench your anal muscles tightly around my shaft, which encouraged me to squeeze your balls even harder, causing you to sob like the scared little white Jewish girl that you are? Remember how you screamed and cried so much that your voice became hoarse and you lost your voice, so all you could do was lay there and silently scream to yourself as I continued to thrust myself as far into your anal cavity as my dirty black snake could possibly go? Remember when I finally unleashed rope after thick, creamy rope of my potent Africanized seed deep into your rectum and you became lightheaded and threw up all over yourself? Remember when I helped clean the vomit off your chin by pulling out early and letting my last few spurts of baby making formula splash across your hairless, dirt-smeared face? Remember when you vomited again and passed out and when you came to, you woke up face down in a ditch covered from head-to-toe in moist cattle shit and fly larvae? Still feel like vistin’ the muthaland now, nigga! |
| 04th August 2004 - 07:49:44 PM |
| 9453 : Jeri Curl Jones |
| Anybody ever notice how white people all look the same? How about how white girls have flat asses? Or how white guys have really small penises? Or how 80% of white guys would secretly rather be black? Ever notice that white people are excrutiatingly boring? |
| 04th August 2004 - 07:55:49 PM |
| 9454 : Jeri Curl Jones |
| Oh yeah, and yes we do look like DIRTY SHAVED APES! We are also really fucking stupid and retarded and have an average IQ of 39. No wonder we are still so far behind the whites! |
| 04th August 2004 - 08:54:12 PM |
| 9455 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:08:18 PM |
| 9456 : |
| gay fantasies involving Mario Lopez: http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/celebrity/gang-banging-mario-lopez/ |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:41:56 PM |
| 9457 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Fellow queers, it's nice to see that this guestbook has really queered up lately. Keep up the good work. By the way, what ever happened to Ham Span? He used to post some extremely erotic gay fantasies! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:45:46 PM |
| 9458 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 04th August 2004 - 10:26:47 PM |
| 9459 : |
| screech! u got clowned in this story!!! http://www.captain-obvious.com/news/screech.php |
| 04th August 2004 - 10:33:04 PM |
| 9460 : |
| ha ha ha. the author called you a 'giant douchebag with a pubic haircut, annoying voice, and Zubaz pants' |
| 04th August 2004 - 11:12:24 PM |
| 9461 : Serena Furioso, from the Royal Palace of Peussie |
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| 04th August 2004 - 11:21:18 PM |
| 9462 : Pepsi Boy |
| Double Dog, did you flunk spelling in grade school? I think you must have a learning disability or something. You spelled 'post' as 'psot!!!1' and you mispelled your own name on the main page. What's with that? If I were you, I'd fix the spelling and update the picture on the main page. |
| 04th August 2004 - 11:22:56 PM |
| 9463 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 04th August 2004 - 11:27:04 PM |
| 9464 : Twyla 16 |
| He reached the entrance to Bryans throat, "better relax your throat fag boy, or this is gonna hurt a lot more than it needs to." Bryan relaxed his throat muscles as best he could, hating the feel of Danny's cock in his mouth. He knew that Bobby was going to be mighty pissed at Danny, and Bryan hoped he would be there to see the two muscled dudes go at it, totally confident that Bobby could take Danny. Danny shoved his cock all the way into Bryans throat and left it there, wanting to feel Bryan struggle for air. "OOOOH YEEEEAAAAH FAGGOT! How does it feel having a dudes cock buried so deep in your throat? You're really starting to love it aren't you? YEEEAAAAH! I bet you'll be begging Bobby for his cock real soon, that is if you aren't already!" Bryan started pounding on Danny's strong legs with every thing he had, He was going to pass out from lack of air, his nose buried and pressed hard into Danny's pubes. He could smell shit coming from Danny's steaming hole. Danny continued holding Bryans head tightly, listening to Bryan gag, and choke. He wondered what it would be like putting another dude out with his cock, the thought made him laugh out loud. |
| 04th August 2004 - 11:32:46 PM |
| 9465 : Pepsi Goy (hey I\'m just joking around, turds) |
| Many men don’t understand that their penises need maintenance. Circumcised men lose sensitivity in their glans as constant rubbing against clothing deadens the nerve endings. Injuries from Women-on-Top or forceful masturbation can also lead different degree of damages to your penis. Frequently ejaculating will also cause problems as the male orgasm drains your body and brain of important nutrients and hormones. For proper penis maintenance, PeniSaver was developed. A strong herbal combination, PeniSaver will do wonders for your sex life and keep your penis in good shape. |
| 05th August 2004 - 12:36:40 AM |
| 9466 : |
| DUDE!!!!! I WANT A SCREECH DOLL NOW! |
| 05th August 2004 - 02:09:43 AM |
| 9467 : |
| 05th August 2004 - 03:25:07 AM |
| 9468 : |
| I would also like a Screech doll. I would have fun lubing it up and inserting it into my rectum. Or maybe my pee-hole. |