11th August 2004 - 07:30:23 PM |
9659 : Ugoff |
Please. Hows about my asshole? |
11th August 2004 - 08:57:53 PM |
9660 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
11th August 2004 - 09:48:03 PM |
9661 : gay slater |
screech, i really want to stick my Mexican rod in your fleshy love tunnel. i will pound away at your stinky cave until i can't take it anymore. then i will pull out and blow my wad all over your face and you will lick my cock clean. you will then clean my sweaty Mexican asscrack with your tongue. you need to wear your sexy zubaz pants when we do this, you doucebag! |
11th August 2004 - 10:27:32 PM |
9662 : |
FCK THE LOT OF YOU SAD FUCKERS |
11th August 2004 - 11:50:03 PM |
9663 : Ox |
Screech, remember how I was on the football team at Bayside and I used to always pick on you because you were so weak and girlish? Remember how I also used to ass-slam you at the direction of Mr. Belding, who would toss off while watching? I want to ass slam you again just like old times. Meet me at the orange-colored gas station on Hollywood Blvd. in West Hollywood tomorrow evening at midnight. Go straight to the bathroom and knock 3 times on the door of the second bathroom stall. Then say the secret password, "Belding's toupee," and then I'll let you in and we can toss some salad. |
12th August 2004 - 02:57:20 AM |
9664 : FRGT/10 |
flikker homo |
12th August 2004 - 04:56:20 AM |
9665 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
Ox, you big hunk of man-meat! I want in on that action! How's about we all hook up for a bit of 3-way action and you help me insert your lubed-up football into Screech's ass? It'll be just like old times! |
12th August 2004 - 07:30:09 AM |
9666 : Luis |
http://bbs.virginshardcore.com |
12th August 2004 - 09:36:15 AM |
9667 : Luis |
Actually scrap that last post please admin, I'm gayer than a Freddy Mercury convention really. |
12th August 2004 - 10:55:42 AM |
9668 : Double Dimple |
A.C. Slater's large dimples turn me on. I wish I could give him a facial and use his dimples as jizz holders and let my cum dry in them. Once they've hardened enough, you can peel them off and you would end up with two large white nut butter chips. Great for snacking! |
12th August 2004 - 12:13:04 PM |
9669 : |
DUDE!! I love nut butter chips! |
12th August 2004 - 01:38:30 PM |
9670 : |
Dude, I love you and your ample cock |
12th August 2004 - 04:41:20 PM |
9671 : Mario the Mullet Lopez |
HEY! |
12th August 2004 - 05:09:40 PM |
9672 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS |
ß HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLSė |
12th August 2004 - 06:34:20 PM |
9673 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS |
Oops, sorry for posting that last entry, I'm afraid I'm a complete retard. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
12th August 2004 - 08:18:37 PM |
9674 : Druffersly |
Saw you on Celebrity Boxing, Dustin. Nice job beating the shit out of a confused, elderly person. |
12th August 2004 - 09:03:52 PM |
9675 : Steph |
Awesome fighting Dustin. You came in and the guy was liek oh i see i have to fight screetch. But you showed him!! Nice victory!!!!!1 |
12th August 2004 - 09:05:52 PM |
9676 : ACTUAL AFTER FIGHT TRANSCRIPT |
HORSCHACK: Good fight, fella. SCREECH: Thanks, old timer. Sorry I wore ya out like that. HORSCHACK: Ah, never mind it. It's just TV. SCREECH: Fuckin' A... Hey, were you in the showers earlier? HORSCHACK: Yeah. SCREECH: Was Minut Bol in there with you? HORSCHACK: Yeah, so? SCREECH: Did you check out the unit on that guy? HORSCHACK: (Laughs) I couldn't keep my eyes off that thing! And I was in the other room! (Both laugh) SCREECH: I'd sure like to suck some scales of of that Black Mamba. HORSCHACK: Amen! SCREECH: My right hand and my imagination are goin' to work tonight! (Farts) HORSCHACK: My fingers will be stinky come mornin' time! (Both laugh) (Both fart) |
13th August 2004 - 12:03:08 AM |
9677 : Marshmellow Bozo; on your knees, TURDS!!!! |
Greetings to you assholes. I'm here again at the Monkey Cave, yeh it's a cave, NOT a hut or a toilet, al;though we sure got lots of action there when the lights are dim and the johns don't flush. I remember seeing Mommy accompanied by Princess Fluff doing the "Dance around the Turds" in the men's room there in Miraflores and we damned near laughed our butts off when she slipped on that used rubber and fell to her knees, praying and screamin "Fuck the pope". The good ol' days for damn sure. I recently attended a castration opera at Maria's Ass-Temple with little Boy on the Stage, again on the stage, and we had a lovely time. He even got in on the action and fucked a camel. Other than that: times are hard (so am I, yeh Smiles, turds) but we keep a pushing along and singing those dumbass Pat Robertson hymns....shit, that old fag doesn't have a clue about god or jesus or buddha or even Madre Loki's hot actions there on the Waikaka beaches during police raids. oh well..fuck it, one tries even though even Nana Bezerka says "don't waste yer time little Stumper.." God Bless that greased door knob here at the Shimmer House of Whack-offs, it sure do come in handy when you got to fill a hole or two. Over and very out! |
13th August 2004 - 12:05:53 AM |
9678 : Ox |
Screech, I watched your Celebrity Boxing bout this evening on tv. You certainly whipped that old man, Horshack! Did your fight bring back any memories of the times Mr. Belding used to smack you around? Remember how you didn't like it at first when he used to beat you, but after awhile you started to get aroused by the very thought of Mr. Belding slapping the shit out of you? Remember how how once hit you so hard that he knocked you out and then had gay sex with you? Remember how Slater walked in during the middle of this and blew his load in your eye? |