| 13th August 2004 - 12:08:20 AM |
| 9679 : Ugoff |
| HERE'S A STORY OF MICHAEL'S FIRST VISIT TO THE DISTRICT OF RUMP-LAND: HIS SAD TALE OF LUST AND LOVE AND MUSICAL MERRIMENT WITH A STRANGER! MJ mentioned all of this under the influence of Opium given him by his doctor and personal panty-shrinker: The first bar THIS FRUITCAKE was right outside, a half a block away. HE WAS in this car, but had taken all of my clothes from me in the toilet...and now I was standing there naked with just some toilet paper hanging from my butt crack. The second bar, I walked out, with the owner coming out after me cursing me out, saying "hand out the cock and balls, boy or just don't come back. We like action here and not diddling". I walked one block, along very brightly lit street...he wasn't there, My Master and Savior, the guy I called BINDOO BOY, the guy who had planned to sell me the two children for 0 each. There were cars passing, and honking horns. Each passerby, while hardly sober, yelled, "Look at me too, Mr. Jackson. I'm an asshole and can sing from this orifice better than you can!". The next block was a taxi stand....lots of people on the brightly lit street..I continued my nude walk to laughs, yells, and screams, stating that I was "an asshole, that YOU don't have a clue about doing the bunny-hop". By now I was nervous and my penis had gotten semi-hard at about 1 inch long, as I was into the third block, approaching a very busy wide interesection, and he was no where to be seen, this guy I had loved like no other lover, since last week, and I could still smell his stinking body as he plowed my useless butthole. Who is that, I asked myself? Was it Christ I was looking for, or just another lover-boy who wants to take me for 'a fucking great butt-ride'? Christ NO, I answered. THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. I SHALL NOT WANT MORE PRICKS THAN TWO OR THREE AT A TIME. AMEN.... I was afraid, trembling, but still hard, turned on and driven. More people pointing, laughing, calling me pervert, etc. I came to the intersection. I was so scared now.I really caused a stir, as on that corner hundreds could see me. I finally saw him, lover of my soul and body, was then accross the avenue, in his car, andlaughing hysterically. He must have taken more crack on his peanut butter sandwhich along with the LSD tabs in his diet coke...because I had never seen him having so much fun at my expense. I crossed the avenue, still stating to people loudly, that I was an a shit-stained pervert and out looking for some sauce. Which ofcourse was kind of true, friends. I cried out "Oh Jesus, take this monkey from my nuts". I got to the car, and he said, "fuck off , little Michael, you're going to have to get home nude, if you can, I hope the cops get you first. So long sucker!" And he pulled off in his car. With my clothes, leaving me nude, on a very busy intersection. I didn't know what to do. I was very humiliated, embarrassed, and terrified. So I just bent over and took one huge dump right there on the highway. I was sure I was going to be busted. Ruined. Probably fucked by the cops. I had no place to finger-fuck myself , and it was a half hour subway ride on the train home. Another ride, another fucking by some stranger. Very far and without hope and love. Christ, YOU are my savior, but sometimes I just don't get the punch line to this very delicious joke. And, I was still hard with my dick about to snap off! but along came Mojo with Robert McFerrin, dudes and fuck-buddies from the Ranch, and they gave me a ride back to the Ranch on the condition that once there, we'd call out the ranch hands and have one BIG AND HOT ASS-EATING TIME FOR ALL. Calls were made...and LOVE could be smelled in the air!! Can one ask for better friends? I can't....even though I've been dripping cum globs for days now. Amen!! |
| 13th August 2004 - 10:30:08 AM |
| 9680 : KARA ANDERSON |
| I LIKE YOU YOUR SITE SO AWSOME |
| 13th August 2004 - 11:34:35 AM |
| 9681 : Assdik |
| Yes hello to America Saved By Bell freinds, yes? Is many Saved By Bell freinds in Greece. Is Greek dream to yes maybe one day to go to for number two in America rest area, and runnings into Dustin Diamond for Hot Gyro. Dustin will you to be eating my hot kebab? I drop proud Greek pooings on your Jewmerica man-boobies. |
| 13th August 2004 - 11:54:57 AM |
| 9682 : |
| stpk forum STILL closed! fuck those fucking asshole motherfuckers. |
| 13th August 2004 - 01:24:21 PM |
| 9683 : Corey Haim |
| Hey bro's. I hope everyone watched the boxing extravaganza from last night! Although it was a replay from last year it was stll earth shattering how the Double Dog beat down Horshack! Kudos to Buttafuoco too for teaching Chyna a lesson! What many may not know is that Dustin is in training for a blockbuster fight against Mike Tyson! He impressed Tyson so much that Tyson called the double dog while we were filming Fart Patrol and asked him to be his next fight if his lost two weeks ago, which he did. So look for the thrilla in the zilla to happen this fall on FOX! Peace, C. Haim |
| 13th August 2004 - 01:54:15 PM |
| 9684 : zach |
| Potete andare tutti a fare in culo!!!! |
| 13th August 2004 - 05:21:31 PM |
| 9685 : |
| fuck me dustin - fuck me in the ass right now |
| 13th August 2004 - 05:29:27 PM |
| 9686 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 13th August 2004 - 06:17:47 PM |
| 9687 : |
| **************FRIDAY AUGUST 25TH IN VEGAS******************* DUSTIN "THE ZUBAZ ZINGER" DIAMOND VS. "IRON" MIKE TYSON IN THE LEFT CORNER WEARING BLACK EVERLAST TRUNKS AND WEIGHING IN AT 212, "IRON" MIKE TYSON! AND IN THE RIGHT CORNER, WEARING PURPLE AND GREEN ZUBAZ TRUNKS AND WEIGHING IN AT 144- MOST OF THAT CHOPPED LIVER- DUSTIN "THE ZUBAZ ZINGER" DIAMOND! |
| 13th August 2004 - 06:55:04 PM |
| 9688 : HARDCORE TEEN PORN HARDCORE TEEN PORN |
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| 14th August 2004 - 06:20:13 AM |
| 9689 : georg |
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| 14th August 2004 - 07:49:40 AM |
| 9690 : cc |
| Cock taste really good especially if you can chug it all the way down. |
| 14th August 2004 - 11:21:29 AM |
| 9691 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dustin - now that you've beaten that Horshack guy's ass down, have you made him your prison bitch? Do you conduct prison roleplaying with him? Do the two of you go into the shower, where you will drop the soap, and when he bends over to pick it up, you force your big, throbbing schlonger up his wrinkly, incontinent ass while calling him a worthless insect? Do you then donkey punch and K.O. him, and then take a shit on his unconscious face? |
| 14th August 2004 - 12:47:32 PM |
| 9692 : Nikki 15 |
| urgh! u lot r so sad! fuk the lot of u! |
| 14th August 2004 - 04:14:37 PM |
| 9693 : OLDER MATURE PORN SITES OLDER MATURE PORN SITES |
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| 14th August 2004 - 04:33:39 PM |
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| 14th August 2004 - 06:33:59 PM |
| 9695 : Sewa |
| Hi! I'm Sewa, from Barcelona (Spain). I can't speak english very well, but I think that you can understand me. Dustin was the best actor in the serie, I loved him! |
| 14th August 2004 - 07:07:07 PM |
| 9696 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| I joined the family officially in April, 1974, and my memories of Aunt Katie were nice, nice, nice, and nice. But my most special memories of Katie are associated with sharing the motherhood experience with her. I remember her coming to see my first baby 13 years ago, with a very practical and generous present. I was touched deeply because this is a HUGE family (it constantly reminds me of the Gilbert & Sullivan song "and we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts") and to come up with a gift for every new baby would tax Bill Gates' budget. She cuddled my baby and talked about how hard it was for her when her little guys were babies, because the doctors at that time were telling mothers not to breast-feed and not to give babies more than 6 ounces of formula per feeding and not to feed them more often than every 4 hours. She would pop the bottle out of the baby's mouth, cuddle him while he cried, and say to herself "only 6 ounces, only 6 ounes). And sometimes she'd cheat (good for you, Katie!) but she'd feel guilty about it. I felt I had been initiated into the Motherhood Sorority! I came across that practical garment when the twins were born & wrote a second thank-you because I enjoyed it all over again. I also remember Katie's shattered face at Paul Junior's memorial, and thinking THIS IS NOT FAIR. No mother should have to attend her child's funeral. Another initiation. She's missed, and she was an hour in heaven before the Devil knew she was dead. |
| 14th August 2004 - 07:35:02 PM |
| 9697 : Ugoff |
| I thought that things had gotten corrupt in DC, but here at the Royal Court with Peussie training all of the bad boys herself...well, it's now out of control and nasty. I always thought of the Beloved God as one with very slight skid marks on his underpants, but NOW it's been proven that God is a SHE, and she is having a very very long "monthly problem"...thus all of the bloodshed throughout the world courtesy of a fastist govt trying to "liberate" the people of another country by trying to kill them. Dropping bombs on innnocent people and then saying DAMN< SORRRY....well Peussie rules with a tight fist and that is good...but watch out for Princess Fluff who just gets stranger by the hour, ask Gordo and Mojo as they take their sex-vows in Maria's Ass Temple. But I'm off to another Fisting Convention here in Miami, and put me on your prayer lists so that I can take it to the elbow and win a prize (this year it's a can of crisco, and NOT used). Greetings to you perverts |
| 15th August 2004 - 06:57:35 AM |
| 9698 : Agija |
| Hi Joe! I like your shows I live in Latvia :):):) |