15th August 2004 - 11:17:14 AM |
9699 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
OK FUCKERS!!!!!!!WHO SENT ME THIS INFO???? MY WEBSITE IS CLUTTERED WITH NUT CASES LIKE YOU ALL AND TRYING TO GET ENTRY INTO THE ROYAL PALACE, BUT NO LUCK, TURDS. SOME TESTICLES WILL BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLES FILLED WITH SAUCE IF I FIND OUT WHO WROTE THIS:::::::::::::: Dear Reverend Pussy, This is INDEED a tragic day, and we at the Palace are now in prayer for every fucker who needs IT: 1) Florida, bye bye; SENDING FAST PRAYERS 2) The boy who fell down, 'just get up, you asshole' 3) Julia Child, down for the last time 4) For those organists who die from swallowing their tongues or others' tongues 5) For Governor McGreevy who finds that it's NOT a tongue down his throat 6) For prayers to Doc MOJO, Princess Peussie's proctologist and his continuing gas pains 7) To Lady Shannon, "she went looking for blood, and now it's looking for her" LET US FIND GRACE! Mary Mount, Secretary to HER ROYAL HIGHNESS |
15th August 2004 - 12:38:13 PM |
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15th August 2004 - 12:57:01 PM |
9701 : Patrick |
Dustin I wish I could take an HIV+ shit on your head. Then I would piss on the mountain top of diseased feces and watch as my dark shit-piss mix washed down your face and chest. Then you would roll in it and I would whip you with my belt giving you severe lacerations which I would massage, insuring that my HIV+ shit and piss enters your bloodstream. Then I would finger you from behind and donkey punch you just for the hell of it and then ejaculate my HIV+ spunk in your eye! Does being infected with the deadly AIDS virus turn you on as much as it does me? |
15th August 2004 - 04:07:51 PM |
9702 : Chachi |
I love it! The double dog vs. Iron Mike! Finally Dustin is getting the respect he deserves for kicking the shit out of a 125 pound 50 year old man! Im sure that Diamond will easily be able to lure Tyson in with his slick moves and lay a beating on him. Im glad to see that Dustin has moved past his pocketknife days and has found a new a fulfilling career as a professional boxer. To Goldberg, now that Diamond has found a new career don't you think it might be time to spruce up the website to show a pic of him boxing and mabey include some tips from the double dog! CHACH ON WATCH! DA CHACH |
15th August 2004 - 04:56:43 PM |
9703 : Mary Mount, you fucking TURDS |
Hi Fuckers...you are such losers. JOIN my PUSSY CLUB and groove. No boxing and now beer. Later, Mary Mount.... PS: Mystery, you are not the only one getti;ng weird shit.,...you like this one: So here you all are, hiding again from God and the Flag and All the Saints in Heaven. Amen...but let's face it, friends, since Princess Fluff got caught giving head in the confession box at St. Agnes of the Vapors in New Orleans the other week, and the police just lined up and got in on the action too, things have not been the same. Hell, it makes that Hussein guy over there in Arab-World look like a Quaker or quacker...Fluff was dribbling jizz down her little royal gown when she got through with that crowd of totem poles. And then came the choir boys, and the entire place turned into a big ass-bopping orgy. I luckily had my video cam there and caught some of the scenes, including the latest JUMPING THE WEEDS CONTEST. Damn that is a hot game for even Rima Bird Girl. Hey there Peussie, did you survive that Colonic Convention there in Greeley? Hope so...got some new enema and colonic equipment being shipped in from Athens Greece and ready for insertions.....Off to bed and giving head. Yep for real: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE. I got rhythm....Breast Wishes to you sluts! Ritardo Culo Gomez, now out and about and searching out the biggest swollen chocha!! Fuck the SMILES |
15th August 2004 - 05:42:20 PM |
9704 : Ox |
Screech, remember that time at Bayside when you were signing up for your 3rd quarter classes and Mr. Belding asked you if you liked watersports? Remember how you thought he was referring to the swimming gym class, so you replied 'yes'? Remember how Mr. Belding told you to head over to the locker room and get ready for the watersports? Remember how you put your tight little Speedo on your scrawny frame and waited for class to start? Remember how I then walked into the locker room and threw a football as hard as I could, smacking you right in the face? Remember how you eyes swelled shut and you couldn't see anything, so you cried out in pain? Remember how I told you you needed to take a shower before you could get in the pool? Remember when I then dropped my pants and gave you a golden shower? Remember when Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle then followed up by pissing all over your body, giving you a warm shower of urine? Remember when Salter walked into the locker room and then unleashed a smelly, nasty, Mexican shit on your chest? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater then picked up your weak body and fired it into the pool, and you floated around with Slater's brown egg? Remember when the gym teacher walked into the pool area a minute later and thought you had gone to the bathroom in the pool? Remember how he screamed at you and sent you to Mr. Belding's office? Remember how Mr. Belding suspended you for a week! |
15th August 2004 - 06:01:49 PM |
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15th August 2004 - 07:35:48 PM |
9706 : |
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15th August 2004 - 10:34:08 PM |
9707 : Gay Diamond fan |
Dustin, thanks for beating up the old geezer on Celebrity Boxing. When you beat him up I became so aroused. Watching you smack horshack totally made me pitch a tent. You should have gotten it on with horshack after the fight and viedotaped it for your homo fan base. I'd pay .95 to watch that on pay-per-view. |
15th August 2004 - 11:44:39 PM |
9708 : Eric Spano |
Screech, remember when I visited my sister Jessie and I blackmailed Zach into getting Lisa to go out with me? Remember when I also blackmailed you into tossing my salad near the end of the episode? |
16th August 2004 - 12:17:22 AM |
9709 : |
y haven't gay zack or billy smith reviewed this total spank fodder: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002EJ7JY/ |
16th August 2004 - 12:36:01 AM |
9710 : An@rchy |
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16th August 2004 - 06:24:22 AM |
9711 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
16th August 2004 - 06:33:29 AM |
9712 : tiffani |
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16th August 2004 - 07:51:47 AM |
9713 : Jack |
Hey Dustin, I just saw that TBS made-for-TV movie about a killer shark in a lake called Red Water, which I figured would suck, but I didn't expect to see Dennis Haskins in it! And believe me, you know you're watching a bad movie when Dennis Haskins name is listed in the opening credits right alongside the movie's main stars (if you consider Lou Diamond Philips, Kristy Swanson, and Coolio "stars", that is)! But I'm curious as to why you weren't in it? You and Dennis have been hanging around each other an awful lot lately, ever since you both did that E! True Hollywood Story special about Saved by the Bell. Since then you've both been together on the second Saved by the Bell DVD boxset and I've even seen recent online pictures of you hanging out together at universities! Is he touring with you now? Because after seeing his fat, horribly bloated ass in Red Water as the old Cajun Law Enforcement Boat Captain with the southern drawl, he must really need the work to support his new eating disorder. You should have been in that movie with him to help him out, he could have been your "Skipper" and you could have been his "little buddy"! |
16th August 2004 - 08:23:01 AM |
9714 : Chachi, the Shithead |
You birdbrains hear that the police last night arrested someone trying to take a dump on Dustin's front steps last night? No bullshit. No harm done, just some big gooey turds left behind. This morning they were not there, but it appears that Dustin had something BROWN on his toast for breakfast. Recycling is the way to go! |
16th August 2004 - 08:48:42 AM |
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16th August 2004 - 11:21:08 AM |
9716 : Gay Zack |
9709 - thanks for the concern - you should see a review by Billy Smith soon - I wrote it and submitted it - the rest is up to them - I wrote about when Screech pledeged a frat and all the frat boys had to spank him for initiation, some hot shit if you ask me. I didn't make it too vulgar because I want them to print my review for all to see and spank to. |
16th August 2004 - 12:07:37 PM |
9717 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
That Screech doll is the hotness! I plan to buy one along with a Zack and a Slater and use the three of them to stage my very own homo-erotic versions of classic Saved by the Bell moments. |
16th August 2004 - 12:15:47 PM |
9718 : Franz Grössenpimmel |
Hellos to you Dusty. Mein nahme ist Franz, I am being manager of Dusseldörf's premier gay club, 'Die GrossenHomoScheißeHaus', and I am writing to say zat if you are ever coming to Dusseldörf, zat you should come to my club and I shall be showing you a 'good time' in ze VIP lounge, ja? I am sinking zat you vill very much like my spicy German bratwurst. I WILL SODOMISE YOU WIZ ZE RUTHLESS GERMAN EFFICIENCY!!! YOU VILL LIKE VERY MUCH!!! ESSEN MEINE SCHEIßE!!!!!! |