| 16th August 2004 - 01:22:37 PM |
| 9719 : Gay Zack |
| I'm looking forward to you jerking off into my mouth Dustin - i will swallow it and spit it up into your mouth like a baby bird |
| 16th August 2004 - 01:41:25 PM |
| 9720 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, do you remember that episode where you got caught jacking off in the gym locker room while watching Zack and Slater soap each other up. Slater heard you moaning and came over to you. You thought he was going to kick your ass, except he extended his hand out to yours. He led you to the showers were he immediatly began sucking your dick while Zack fucked Slaters ass. It was hot - all the water from the showers made your body shine - I spanked it for 3 days straight watching that one over and over again. The site of your fro collapsing from the water and Slaters wet permmed mullet sticking to your face while he deep kissed you, than you fucked his ass while holding his mullet like reigns of a horse. I'm getting wet thinking about it. |
| 16th August 2004 - 03:16:02 PM |
| 9721 : Mike Tyson |
| Hey! I don't like all this trash talk in here about Dustin Diamond. I may be getting ready to pummel his scrawny ass into oblivion but I can vouch that he is 100 percent hetero. I had him over to my house in scottsdale a few weeks ago and he nailed three of my ho's "double dog" style. So Ill tell you wat, no wat Im sayin? Dustin and I are going to put on a classy fight in a few weeks that may or may not involve a kangaroo fighting a monkey! Classy all the way. IRON MIKE TYSON |
| 16th August 2004 - 03:37:33 PM |
| 9722 : |
| He was fucking them ho's thinking about Mario Lopez - he love's the dark meat and he likes to eat it like a chorizo |
| 16th August 2004 - 03:40:35 PM |
| 9723 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Screech - do you remember the episode where Mr. Crane stood in as a substitute teacher? Remember how the girls weren't the ONLY ones lusting over him? Remember how, when the girls were talking about him, you'd listen intently, secretly wishing that you could join in and share all of YOUR lustful thoughts with them? Remember how the unrequited desire built and built inside you until you felt like you'd explode? Then, do you remember how Mr. Crane took the class for a swimming lesson one time, and when it had finished Mr. Crane asked you to stay afterwards? Remember him saying that he was worried about you, and that he'd noticed the way you kept looking at him? Remember the mixed look of shock and glee on his face when he looked down and realised that you were sporting a massive erection beneath your skimpy speedos? Remember how he nervously peeled your costume down from around your skinny waist and throbbing hardon and proceeded to give you the blowjob of a lifetime? Remember shooting your load in his eye? |
| 16th August 2004 - 05:53:56 PM |
| 9724 : |
| dustin, remember last week when you came down to my home to play doctor and I got bit by a snake in the crotch so you had to suck the venom out - how come you didn't spit out the venom - you swallowed it. Thank you Dustin for not making fun of me because I'm retarded and ride the little yellow bus. I won't tell anyone our little secret. |
| 16th August 2004 - 06:34:28 PM |
| 9725 : Marcia |
| Dustin, it's me again. I still haven't received a satisfactory response from you with regard to cleaning up your homepage and censoring the profanities that litter this guestbook. I'm very concerned that you're harming your public image with this website and I'm only asking you to do this for your own benefit, as I said I forwarded the link to a lot of my friends and already one of them has expressed her disgust to the local radio station and newspapers about your site. They were very interested to hear all about your descent and will be closely monitoring this guest book. I trust you'll make the necessary amendments to this web site at your earliest convenience, and again I ask you to please consider the minors who may happen upon this website. Marcia. |
| 16th August 2004 - 06:39:46 PM |
| 9726 : Gay Spiderman |
| My queer senses are tingling, Screech! http://website.lineone.net/~milesbdyson/spidergaz1.jpg |
| 16th August 2004 - 07:24:36 PM |
| 9727 : Marcia |
| Once again, it is I, Marcia. I have not received a significant retort conserning the dipping of one's entire scrotum into the anus of another. After many painful expirements, my husband and I have concluded that the feat in question is an anatomical impossibility. If successful results in this practice have been accomplished, please provide explicit instructions or, at the very least, photographs. My husband's nutsack is actually considerably smaller than most mens'. I have participated in (mostly consensual) acts of anal sex since I was a young girl, and my sphincters are much like the elastic on an old pair of underwear or Zubaz pants. My husband's clean shaven testicles should fit in their with relative ease. I trust you'll provide the necessary information at your earliest convenience, and please consider the hungry assed, cum drunken butt sluts who regularly bitch and moan on this website because they're on their period. Marcia. |
| 16th August 2004 - 07:29:56 PM |
| 9728 : Marcia |
| I meant 'concerning,' not 'conserning.' Please excuse my haste. Marcia (Spelled with a period at the end to signify my period). |
| 16th August 2004 - 07:42:54 PM |
| 9729 : DE@D B0Y! |
| A question for Diamond about the state-of-the-art Secreech anal stimulator (psot!!!1 9715). On the back it says: "Screech considers Zack his best friend, although most of the time Zack takes advantage of him." I had no idea the relationships between the young closet homosexuals of SBTB were so nuanced! Dustin, why do you allow other men to walk all over you just because they're blond and popular like Zack? They're only using you. They see you only as a peice of kosher meat they can shoot wads at. I think Lustin would be a more caring, nurturing lover. He'll respect you and support you and make your asshole look like a giant, frothy pink cavern teeming with biohazardous gay wasteage. |
| 16th August 2004 - 10:08:10 PM |
| 9730 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ox, Gay Zack, Lustin for Dustin, keep up the good work! You've really queered up this website recently. I've already lost several loads this evening while reading the gay fantasies! I also enjoyed the story about the guy who wanted to take an HIV+ shit on Screech! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 16th August 2004 - 10:34:54 PM |
| 9731 : gayboy |
| screech, where can i buy one of your dolls? i find it very erotic that zach takes advantage of you. does he trick you into giving your ass to him>? |
| 16th August 2004 - 11:42:50 PM |
| 9732 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you tried out for the football team? Remember how you intially weren't going to try out because you thought you were too weak and scrawny to make the team and you didn't want to get hurt? Remember when Slater convinced you that everything would be ok and that he'd protect you so you wouldn't get hurt? Remember when you showed up in the locker room on the first day of practice and the football coach told you to hurry up and get out onto the field? Remember when you began crying because you couldn't find a uniform that fit? Remember when Slater put his muscular arms arm you, gripping you tight, and told you not to worry about it, and that you'd be fine because nobody would notice you weren't wearing regulation pants if you wore an extra large shirt? Remember when Slater's firm grip caused you to pitch a tent as you ran out onto the field wearing just a helmet, shoulderpads, and an oversized jersey? Remember when Slater was the quarterback and you were the center on a practice drill? Remember when Slater gave new meaning to the phrase "practice drill" as you lined up in front of him and he whipped out his erect, sweaty Mexican rod? Remember when he inserted his rod in your cornhole and had unprotected sex with you in front of the whole team? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load in your curly "white man's afro?" Remember when he then kicked you in the nuts and told you to "get the fuck off the field???" Remember when Mr. Belding and several of the players formed a circle around you and began a circle jerk, playing a version of the "cookie game" with your face? Remember how the last person to blow his load on your face had to lick up evrryone's load off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding threw the game so that he could gobble down everyone else's loads off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding got pissed off at you afterward and suspended you for disrupting practice? Remember when your parents had to show up at the school to bring you home and Mr. Belding told them that you were trying to suck off the team? Remember when your parents made you see a psychiatrist for 12 months afterwards to (unsuccessfully) cure your homosexual urges? Mr. Belding and Slater are still laughing about that one!!! |
| 17th August 2004 - 01:18:40 AM |
| 9733 : |
| Screech: “Don’t worry about Becky, Zack. She’s where the oil can’t hurt her now." SHUT UP MORON!! YES IT CAN, DOUCEBAG!!! |
| 17th August 2004 - 08:47:14 AM |
| 9734 : HARDCORE TEEN PORN HARDCORE TEEN PORN |
| ß HARDCORE TEEN PORN HARDCORE TEEN PORNë |
| 17th August 2004 - 08:57:01 AM |
| 9735 : negro |
| ooohhhh baaa deeee!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:12:44 AM |
| 9736 : Anwar Sadat |
| From the AP: San Francisco, CA: Former child actor Dustin Diamond has been arrested and charged with indecency with a minor, posession of a controlled substance, and posession of child pornography. The actor, best known as the character "Screech" from the high school situation comedy "Saved by the Bell," refused to address reporters, saying only, "This is not a crime. This is completely natural and dates back to the Greeks. I am being persecuted." Bail has been set at ,000. |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:37:01 AM |
| 9737 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, I have seen a lost episode. It's the prom one where you want to take a man as your date to prom, but the Bayside is pretty uptight about homosexuality. All your friends rally around you and protest, Belding allows you to bring your date. The whole gang is having a good time at the dance, when your date suggests going up to his hotel room he rented. At first you laugh and think he is joking, but soon it sets in that tonight could be your night of losing all that's important to you. You play hard to get and ask him for a drink. He comes back with a drink, but it happens to be laced. You get real tipsey and he takes you up to his room. Once there, we don't get to see what happens, but Zack and Slater get worried and come to look for you, they hears moans coming from a room and bust in to find your date banging you like no tomarrow. He looks startled and Zacl and Slater beat the shit out of him and call the cops. He is arrested for rape, and you become a battered victim of sex crimes.End of part 1 |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:44:23 AM |
| 9738 : Gay Zack |
| Part 2. Zack and Slater go over to your house to comfort you. They talk about your feelings and you all share a good cry together. Soon after you all group hug. Zack reaches over and pats your ass. You gaze into his eyes and you soon start kissing, while Slater pulls your zubaz down and begins licking your ass. once you are all lube with his saliva, Zack inserts his penis in you. You jump and wimper a little from the girth of his massive cock. A hot 15 minute sex scene takes place. After you all sit around at Max's talking about date rape. After the episode ends it cuts to you sitting in the library. You do a public service announcment on date rape and you give hotline of people to talk to. Best episode ever - you deal with a serious issue. |