| 03rd September 2004 - 01:03:18 PM |
| 9782 : HIGH on the HOG |
| THIS is a warning, you scum bums! The Salt Lake City woman was recently charged with felony aggravated assault for allegedly stabbing a fellow bus rider when she took offense to his singing songs about BISS. Lovato, 18, and her alleged victim, Jose Rivas, were passengers on a Utah transit bus March 30. Rivas, 23, was listening to his portable CD player with headphones and singing along. Lovato allegedly told Rivas to shut up. "I just couldn't take any more of those fucking cowboys songs about BISS RIDING THE RANGE". "It's unclear if she took exception to his singing ability or just the noise, BUT SHE WAS CLEAR ON THAT FACT THAT ANY MORE SONGS ABOUT BISS WOULD CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE," Police Captain Tracy Tingey said. "He did stop singing but because he yelled back at her. She stated that he yelled something like 'Rim my dog, but don't take my enema bag'". Lovato and Rivas got into a verbal altercation that continued until the bus came to a stop. When they got off the bus, Lovato allegedly pulled out a machette and stabbed Rivas in the shoulder, stomach and neck. Lovato dropped the weapon and fled the scene, Tingey said. But a police officer a block and a half away noticed a woman peering out nervously from the entrance of a beauty salon and crying "He's going to fuck me, I know it". "It was quite obvious that she was acting suspicious, looking to see where the cops were," Tingey said as he wiped blood from his crotch. The officer matched Lovato to the description broadcast over police radio and arrested her as she totally evacuated in her pants. Rivas was treated at the scene of the crime and referred to his own doctor. But the song at the root of his encounter with Lovato can be traced to renegade BISS, now somewhere in Montana. "I would have loved myself to know what he was singing," Police Captain Stoner said. "But he doesn't strike me as the country western type. He's just another one of those BISS fans who get a littel out of control. I personally think she should have stabbed him a few more times." Lovato was arraigned June 10. She faces fine and up to 3 days in prison. |
| 03rd September 2004 - 03:42:05 PM |
| 9783 : Ritardo Culo Gomez of Philly |
| Greetings and Salutations for all of you who survived that ass licking republicn confection! WOW what a pack of cretins. Think about this one: So here you all are, hiding again from God and the Flag and All the Saints in Heaven. Amen...but let's face it, friends, since Princess Fluff got caught giving head in the confession box at St. Agnes of the Vapors in New Orleans the other week, and the police just lined up and got in on the action too, things have not been the same. Hell, it makes that Hussein guy over there in Arab-World look like a Quaker or quacker...Fluff was dribbling jizz down her little royal gown when she got through with that crowd of totem poles. And then came the choir boys, and the entire place turned into a big ass-bopping orgy. I luckily had my video cam there and caught some of the scenes, including the latest JUMPING THE WEEDS CONTEST. Damn that is a hot game for even Rima Bird Girl. Hey there Peussie, did you survive that Colonic Convention there in Greeley? Hope so...got some new enema and colonic equipment being shipped in from Athens Greece and ready for insertions.....Off to bed and giving head. Yep for real: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE. I got rhythm....Breast Wishes to you sluts! Ritardo Culo Gomez, now out and about and searching out the biggest swollen chocha!! Fuck the SMILES>>>>>>> |
| 03rd September 2004 - 04:56:27 PM |
| 9784 : mary thomas |
| my name is mary, i love iggy pop. i'm a huge fan of yours. i love your middle finger,your butt. |
| 03rd September 2004 - 06:24:42 PM |
| 9785 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS |
| ß HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLSė |
| 03rd September 2004 - 10:04:56 PM |
| 9786 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Screech!! Oh my God, Screech!!!! I'm cumming!!! Yeah, that's how I like it you bitch!!! Oh!! Oh!!! Oh!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th September 2004 - 07:54:34 AM |
| 9787 : Marcia |
| Dustin it's me again, Marcia. I was hoping that you'd take the time to clean up this horrid homepage before you put it back online, and I'm very upset that the content of the guestbook is still as explicit as before. Why are you deliberately ignoring my perfectly reasonable requests? I'm only trying to help you after all. Also, with the money that you're earning from your stand up shows and Saved by The Bell DVD's I expected you to have this site up and running a lot sooner. I don't think you're providing a very good service for your fans here with the very un-American content and profanities that litter the guestbook. I urge you to examine the problems here at your earliest convenience. Thank you. Marcia. |
| 04th September 2004 - 08:52:46 AM |
| 9788 : Michael Jackson |
| Hi Kids! Just thought I'd drop by and groom some new victims, er, I mean say hi to my young friends for a big slumber party I'm planning here at Neverland! For those of you that haven't seen me naked yet you're in for a treat, I'll be hosting the party in an outfit I had made from Bubble's skin when he died! There's a special flap through which my pencil thin white cock hangs through, and also some for my baggy hole and 7 nipples to poke out of! Did you know I had 7 nipples? I'm Bad! The party will be great, kids, I hope some of you can make it. I'm planning on having a jacuzzi for all my young friends to frolic in and all the rides will be FREE! Imagine getting stuck a at the top of the ferris wheel with me! There's only one seat per carriage so you'll be sitting on my lap for the ride and it HAS been known to break down up there from time to time! CHAMONE! |
| 04th September 2004 - 08:53:28 AM |
| 9789 : Danny Colverson |
| Dustin, you are a true superstar. One of the greatest assets of the showbiz world. I look up to you, you are an insparation. |
| 04th September 2004 - 09:12:22 AM |
| 9790 : SGT. RAPIER |
| AFTER MY TOUR IN FUCKING IRAQ I STOPPED BY IN NYC FOR THE REPUBLICANS CONFERENCE AT THE GARDEN. IT WAS GOOD TO SEE OUR PRESIDENT SO CONVINCIVE ABOUT HIS FUTURE AS THE PRESIDENT OF OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY. TO HELL WITH ALL YOU KERRY VOTERS, MUSLIM SHIT AND NIGGERS! |
| 04th September 2004 - 10:27:42 AM |
| 9791 : Yasmin |
| Hi Dustin I'am Yasmin!!! I'am from Holland (The Nethetlands) And i look evrt day to Saved by the bell!!!!!!!!! I'am a very big Fan!!!!!!!!!! And i like realy Kelly Kapowski! Kisses from Yasmin |
| 04th September 2004 - 10:43:24 AM |
| 9792 : Yasmine |
| By the way, I have AIDS and like to menstruate into my panties without a tampon or towel! |
| 04th September 2004 - 11:28:26 AM |
| 9793 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 04th September 2004 - 03:21:14 PM |
| 9794 : Fake IDs, Fake IDs, Fake IDs |
| http://www.fakeidcenter.com/fakeids.html http://www.fakeidcenter.com/fakeids.html http://www.fakeidcenter.com/main.html :-) Lots of FILES for FREE! HACKING CRACKING PHREAKING BOX PLANS ANARCHIST COOKBOOKS JOLLY ROGER BOOKS LOCKPICKING AND MAKING ALCOHOL (MOONSHINE), FAKE IDS, GET FAKEIDS! How to get a fake id; fake identification; fake I.D.; fake identification cards; fake id cards; false ID! OLD SCHOOL *NO-AD* SITE. A BOOKMARK SITE. |
| 04th September 2004 - 06:46:23 PM |
| 9795 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dusty - I'm glad too see that your site, much like my penis, is up and good-to-go! It 'went down' on me much as I was hoping you to do! But don't worry, I've kept the homo-fires burning in the interval - I'd still like nothing more than to spew a few gallons of my chunky man-sauce all over your violated rectum! |
| 04th September 2004 - 08:36:37 PM |
| 9796 : Retardid Faggit |
| Dear Marcia, It's me again, Andy Assfuck... I wanna check my chubby into your tailpipe, you sweet, sexy, sensuous, shit-sucking little siren, you!!!! Your face probably looks like a combination between a gonnoreah infected asshole and a syphillitic vagina, you stupid little cum-burping gutter-slut!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now listen here, missy, I want you to quit your sniveling, turn around, and bend over... - SO I CAN PISS IN YOUR ASS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! DUGGGGGGHHHH..... i made a funny!!!.... hehehehehe... |
| 04th September 2004 - 09:34:41 PM |
| 9797 : D. Diamond |
| You know, this site/board is great. It's like a good friend I can always rely on. It brings me endless joy and everyone who posts here is hilarious. If this site ever got shut down, I'd kill myself. |
| 04th September 2004 - 10:55:32 PM |
| 9798 : gay zack |
| Dustin, pencil me in for a rim job at your earliest convience. I know you've been really busy lately, but if I don't get a tongue lashing from you, I'll just have to start going to Mario Lopez's manchilada. |
| 05th September 2004 - 03:17:06 AM |
| 9799 : Nicci |
| Oi , Listen up! This site is a shrine of the talents of Dustin Diamond, not for you shitheads to post your obscence crap, so let's get that straight. Lets talk about the wonderfull talents of this fine actor and nothing else! |
| 05th September 2004 - 07:36:38 AM |
| 9800 : Princess Peussie |
| Hello Turds...well now that George Bush was to destroy the world, WOW, I hope that dustin won't lose his panties in the destruction. Hey this is the most evil of all governments, no? NOTHING like this goes on in the royal palace, including the enemas parties with Kelly and Dustin. We've to the assholes lined up for rimming and the PISS Party should be great run....so SHIT on George and let's 'get down'.... Peussie |
| 05th September 2004 - 07:45:29 AM |
| 9801 : Sgt. Rapier |
| Talking about Bush and world domination, get ready for the destruction of the planet not to mention dustin's panties as they fall to the floor while he rims my butt...butt here it it folks, and I'm going to get my enema early today, thanks for asking::::::::::: Dear Mr. Bush, I know you and I have had our differences in the past, and I realize I am the one who started this whole mess about "who did what" during Vietnam when I brought up that "deserter" nonsense back in January. But I have to hand it to you on what you have uncovered about John Kerry and his record in Vietnam. Kerry has tried to pass himself off as a war hero, but thanks to you and your friends, we now know the truth. First of all, thank you for pointing out to all of us that Mr. Kerry was never struck by a BULLET. It was only SHRAPNEL that entered his body! I did not know that! Hell, what's the big deal about a bunch of large, sharp, metal shards ripping open your flesh? That happens to all of us! In my opinion, if you want a purple heart, you'd better be hit by a bullet -- with your name on it! Secondly, thank you for sending Bob Dole out there and letting us know that Mr. Kerry, though wounded three times, actually "never spilled blood." When you are in the debates with Kerry, turn to him and say, "Dammit, Mr. Kerry, next time you want a purple heart, you better spill some American red blood! And I don't mean a few specks like those on O.J.'s socks -- we want to see a good pint or two of blood for each medal. In fact, I would have preferred that you had bled profusely, a big geyser of blood spewing out of your neck or something!" Then throw this one at him: "Senator Kerry, over 58,000 brave Americans gave their lives in Vietnam -- but YOU didn't. You only got WOUNDED! What do you have to say for yourself???" Lay that one on him and he won't know what to do. And thanks, also, Mr. Bush, for exposing the fact that Mr. Kerry might have actually WOUNDED HIMSELF in order to get those shiny medals. Of course he did! How could the Viet Cong have hit him -- he was on a SWIFT boat! He was going too fast to be hit by enemy fire. He tried to blow himself up three different times just so he could go home and run for president someday. It's all so easy to see, now, what he was up to. What would we do without you, Mr. Bush? Criticize you as we might, when it comes to pointing out other men's military records, there is no one who can touch your prowess. In 2000, you let out the rumor that your opponent John McCain might be "nuts" from the 5 years he spent in a POW camp. Then, in the 2002 elections, your team compared triple-amputee Sen. Max Cleland to Osama bin Laden, and that cost him the election. And now you are having the same impact on war hero John Kerry. Since you (oops, I mean "The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth!") started running those ads, Kerry's poll numbers have dropped (with veterans, he has lost 18 points in the last few weeks). Some people have said "Who are you, Mr. Bush, to attack these brave men considering you yourself have never seen combat -- in fact, you actively sought to avoid it." What your critics fail to understand is that even though your dad got you into a unit that would never be sent to Vietnam -- and even though you didn't show up for Guard duty for at least a year -- at least you were still IN FAVOR of the Vietnam War! Cowards like Clinton felt it was more important to be consistent (he opposed the war, thus he refused to go) than to be patriotic and two-faced. The reason that I think you know so much about other men's war wounds is because, during your time in the Texas Air National Guard, you suffered so many of them yourself. Consider the paper cut you received on September 22, 1972, while stationed in Alabama, working on a Senate campaign for your dad's friend (when you were supposed to be on the Guard base). A campaign brochure appeared from nowhere, ambushing your right index finger, and blood trickled out onto your brand new argyle sweater. Then there was the incident with the Crazy Glue when your fraternity brothers visited you one weekend at the base and glued your lips together while you were "passed out." Though initially considered "friendly fire," it was later ruled that you suffered severe post traumatic stress disorder from the assault and required certain medicinal attention -- which, it seems, was provided by those same fraternity brethren. But nothing matched your heroism when, on July 2, 1969, you sustained a massive head injury when enemy combatants from another Guard unit dropped a keg of Coors on your head during a reconnaissance mission at a nearby all-girls college. Fortunately, the cool, smooth fluids that poured out of the keg were exactly what was needed to revive you. That you never got a purple heart for any of these incidents is a shame. I can fully appreciate your anger at Senator Kerry for the three he received. I mean, Kerry was a man of privilege, he could have gotten out just like you. Instead, he thinks he's going to gain points with the American people bragging about how he was getting shot at every day in the Mekong Delta. Ha! Is that the best he can do? Hell, I hear gunfire every night outside my apartment window! If he thinks he is going to impress anyone with the fact that he volunteered to go when he could have spent the Vietnam years on the family yacht, he should think again. That only shows how stupid he was! True-blue Americans want a president who knows how to pull strings and work the system and get away with doing as little work as possible! So, to make it up to you, I have written some new ads you can use on TV. People will soon tire of the swift boat veterans and you are going to need some fresh, punchier material. Feel free to use any of these: ANNOUNCER: "When the bullets were flying all around him in Vietnam, what did John Kerry do? He said he leaned over the boat and 'pulled a man out of the river.' But, as we all know, men don't live in the river -- fish do. John Kerry knows how to tell a big fish tale. What he won't tell you is that when the enemy was shooting at him, he ducked. Do you want a president who will duck? Vote Bush." ANNOUNCER: "Mr. Kerry's biggest supporter, Sen. Max Cleland, claims to have lost two legs and an arm in Vietnam. But he still has one arm! How did that happen? One word: Cowardice. When duty called, he was unwilling to give his last limb. Is that the type of selfishness you want hanging out in the White House? We think not. Vote for the man who would be willing to give America his right frontal lobe. Vote Bush." Hope these help, Mr. Bush. And remember, when the American death toll in Iraq hits 1,000 during the Republican convention, be sure to question whether those who died really did indeed "die" -- or were they just trying to get their faces on CNN's nightly tribute to fallen heroes? The sixteen who've died so far this week were probably working hand in hand with the Kerry campaign to ruin your good time in New York. Stay consistent, sir, and always, ALWAYS question the veracity of anyone who risks their life for this country. It's the least they deserve. Yours, Sgt. Rapier |