| 12th November 2004 - 03:49:28 PM |
| 10979 : Scott Peterson |
| That mother fucker diamond framed me! Now Im gonna have to sit in jail getting boned by some dude named Leroy for the rest of my life! On the other hand mabey he did me a favor! Free food, free housing and lots of well hung young bucks to pack my ass with their cocks! This is fucking paradise! THANKS DUSTIN Scott Peterson |
| 12th November 2004 - 03:49:38 PM |
| 10980 : Gay Zack |
| Mario, that movie sounds uber-hot! Do you play any role in it? Perhaps the fluffer on the set of the gay porn? Or the stunt cock? Can you post some of your personal photos of you and Dustin engaging in homoerotic activities? |
| 12th November 2004 - 04:16:28 PM |
| 10981 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey, Zack! The pictures are still being devoloped. I swear, that kid at Walgreens always gets my sex pictures sticky. Closet case! LOL! Anyway, we're working on another project called "The Gapes of Wrath." The dailys are looking really good, and international rock supergroup Salty the Pocketknife has agreed to record some songs for the gay soundtrack, namely, "The Smell of the Taste of My Boyfriend's Colon" and the old Legs McGee song from the thirties, "Shit Fist". It co-stars Carson Daily as the wizard and Jim Belushi as himself. Should be playing in "buddy booths" across America before Christmas, so watch for it. Yours in gayness, Mario Lopez |
| 12th November 2004 - 04:20:49 PM |
| 10982 : dustin |
| your a bitch |
| 12th November 2004 - 05:36:32 PM |
| 10983 : Mario Lopez |
| Will I be your bitch? Absolutely! I love to role-play! Let me get my Zubaz pants, afro wig, fake nose, KY jelly, peanut butter, dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, dental dams, and pet retarded boy. |
| 12th November 2004 - 08:05:07 PM |
| 10984 : Landlord |
| I spit on your spit, I piss on your spit, I shit on your piss, I fart on your shit, I laugh at your fart, we are friends again! Hey! |
| 12th November 2004 - 08:30:00 PM |
| 10985 : Spelunker Jones |
| Hey kids, it's me, back from another thrilling mission inside Dustin's ass. It was tough, but I just polished my helmet and penetrated as deep as I could. There were many shit obstacles to overcome along the way, but nothing could stop me in my quest. After depositing my sacred load, I retreated succesfully. |
| 12th November 2004 - 08:37:42 PM |
| 10986 : Movie Trivia Buff |
| Mario, is it true that you played the role of "The pool guy" in the 1999 gay porn flick "Anal Intrusions 9"? Am I also right in thinking that your schlong featured briefly in the 1996 classic "Cum-suck Butt-fuck Studs Go Nuts! #14"? I'd recognise that greasy Mexican manchilada anywhere! |
| 12th November 2004 - 09:36:34 PM |
| 10987 : Dustin Diamond |
| Hello fans and friends. As you know, I was in France to plug my new line of clothing and outerwear recently, and I asked the ceo of the company that's producing my line of clothing if he thought it might be a good idea to mention it on my website. He replied that he hadn't known that I even had a website, and he was ecstactic about the idea reaching prospective customers that way. He had a computer in his office, and asked if we could take a look at the website. Well.. to his amazement (and mine), all he saw was a bunch of name calling and hundreds of references to homosexuality and just plain hatred towards me by my so called fans. The next day he called a meeting of his investors and showed them the website and the filthy, degrading shit that you people have all been saying about me. Half of the investors instantly withdrew their contracts and immediately left the meeting, while the other half just looked at me as one of them said " If they all hate you so much, then they wont buy your clothing" |
| 12th November 2004 - 09:39:55 PM |
| 10988 : Dustin\'s Lawyer, Shlomo Jewardly |
| Ha ha. Dude, you fucking suck. |
| 12th November 2004 - 09:43:38 PM |
| 10989 : Dustin Diamond |
| All I want to say to you guys is thanks for ruining any chance that I may have had in the clothing industry. The company has cancelled our contracts, and my life savings, along with the tens of thousands of dollars I had to borrow to get the business off the ground, are all wasted because you all can't refrain from degrading me and insisting that I am a homosexual. I will now have to begin bankruptcy proceedings, and I just want to say thanks to all of you for that! D.D. |
| 12th November 2004 - 09:52:23 PM |
| 10990 : Mario Lopez |
| No, Trivia Buff, my manchilada was not featured in either. My greasy Mexican taquito was first introduced in "Suck On My Shit Stained Shaft: The Movie" (1994), in which I had a short role as the landscaper. After that is was mostly foreign porn, such as the French classic "Le Gapeque de Canard", which means "Lube Up My Puckering Pink Farthole And Rip My Anus Apart, Please" (1996). Maybe you were thinking about "Cum Drunken Butt Suckers Get Shafted In Space #26" in which I had the titular line, "Every time I leave my home planet, cum drunken butt suckers get shafted in space! Number twenty-six!" |
| 12th November 2004 - 10:05:07 PM |
| 10991 : Chock Fullacum |
| All I want to say to you, Dustin, is thanks for sucking your own semen out of my grandfather's anus after we had a stinky gay threesome in his soupy bath water. He really appreciated it. He's old and confused and will probably die soon of Fart Cancer, so it means alot to him and me. Also, thanks for allowing me to store my feces and used condoms and lawn ornaments in your asshole. I simply don't have room for any more stuff in my basement. I'm sure you understand. Lastly, thanks for sucking off my dog and eating out his ass. Decon is a good dog, and he's usually more friendly around strangers. Good thing you buffed his musket to calm him down after he chewed off a large portion of your scrotum. You kept him distracted while I tried to stop the bleeding. Thanks again, and be sure not to miss the ice cream social at church Sunday. |
| 12th November 2004 - 11:47:51 PM |
| 10992 : Dustin Diamond |
| Hello fans and friends. As you know, I was in France to plug my new line of clothing and outerwear recently, and I asked the ceo of the company that's producing my line of clothing if he thought it might be a good idea to mention it on my website. He replied that he hadn't known that I even had a website, and he was ecstactic about the idea reaching prospective customers that way. He had a computer in his office, and asked if we could take a look at the website. Well.. to his amazement (and mine), all he saw was a bunch of name calling and hundreds of references to homosexuality and just plain hatred towards me by my so called fans. The next day he called a meeting of his investors and showed them the website and the filthy, degrading shit that you people have all been saying about me. Half of the investors instantly withdrew their contracts and immediately left the meeting, while the other half just looked at me as one of them said " If they all hate you so much, then they wont buy your clothing" |
| 13th November 2004 - 02:09:35 AM |
| 10993 : Chock Overflowingwithcum |
| Dude, you already typed that. It was funny the first time. The misspellings are a nice touch. But now, you ruined the magic because nobody who comes here will think you're the real Dustin. |
| 13th November 2004 - 02:24:44 AM |
| 10994 : Rainbow the Anal Astronaut |
| I hope that's not really Dustin Diamond. I wouldn't want a whiney little puss like that in my band. I downloaded some songs by Salty the Pocket Knife and that faggot plays bass like a third grader with Cerebral Palsy. Also, I'm a faggot who likes to fuck third graders with mild to severe retardation. Autism, Down Syndrome, I just want a droolin' little guy to scat around with. Contact if you're interested. |
| 13th November 2004 - 04:51:58 AM |
| 10995 : Filthy Fucking Faggot |
| Screech - are you into penile insertions? Personally, there's nothing I like more than inserting a length of copper wire into the eye of my penis and jiggling it about. Then I like to pass an electrical current through it - this usually causes a torrent of bloody cum to gush forth, which I usually direct towards the face of my pet dog Muffins. I also enjoy repeatedly slamming my cock and balls in the door of my fridge. The damage can be horrendous, but it REALLY gets me going! |
| 13th November 2004 - 04:58:56 AM |
| 10996 : Da REAL Mario Lopez, yo |
| Hey Dusteen mang, whas wid all dese fockin cholos impersonatin me on yo guestbook, mang? Dey a bunch o' fockin neegurs or something, mang?? I hate fockin neegurs. I ain't no fockin queer, mang. An I ain't never been in no queer porno. Well, OK, maybe once or twice, but never anything that made it to general release, yo. OK, mang??? |
| 13th November 2004 - 05:47:23 AM |
| 10997 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
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| 13th November 2004 - 07:18:56 AM |
| 10998 : ARYAN NATION |
| DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS AND QUEERS! THEY RAPE CHILDREN AND STEAL CARS! THEY ASSAULT WOMEN AND ARE KNOWN CARRIERS OF THE DEADLY AIDS VIRUS! JUST LOOK AT AFRICA! LOOK AT HOME MANY OF THEM MALE NIGGERS GET DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER! LOOK AT HOW MANY OF THEM RAPE CHILDREN BELIEVING THAT IT WILL CURE THEM OF AIDS! THEY ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO REALIZE THAT THEY ARE NOT TRANSFERING THE VIRUS BUT SHARING THE VIRUS! DO A GOOGLE SEARCH AND YOU WILL SEE I SHIT YOU NOT! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING STUPID QUEER NIGGERS! |