| 26th November 2004 - 03:45:24 PM |
| 11340 : Farrier |
| More filthy gay posts are needed on the saltythepocketknife.com forum. Requesting back up. All sick queers report to saltythepocketknife.com for duty. |
| 26th November 2004 - 04:19:50 PM |
| 11341 : |
| no offence mate, but wtf are you doing?! No one has ever seen you on TV, and probably this is because you can't act at all. So please remove this page and stop embarress yourself. |
| 26th November 2004 - 04:27:45 PM |
| 11342 : oh la laaa |
| LOL, LOL an LOL again.... did u make this page yourself ? |
| 26th November 2004 - 08:12:26 PM |
| 11343 : |
| ahhhhh... I love attention. I don't care how much you guys make fun of me, at least I'm getting attention. Oh yeah, I'm a virgin. I never posted on tub girls. I posted on suicide girls. Those chicks are so fucking hot it's unbelievable. I have aquired a tattoo and nipple piercings. |
| 26th November 2004 - 08:28:42 PM |
| 11344 : |
| ahhhhh... I love horse cocks. I don't care how much you guys make fun of me, at least I'm getting my asshole pounded by Mr. Ed. Oh yeah, I'm a massive barnyard slut. I never posted on tub girls. I posted on girls who like to fuck animals. Tutrles are so fucking hot it's unbelievable. I have aquired genital hepes of the eye and a third nipple. |
| 26th November 2004 - 08:40:24 PM |
| 11345 : S!CK B0Y! |
| I love suicidegirls! I've always said there's nothing sexier than a gal with a negative self-image and daddy issues and who's turn-ons are self-mutilation and animal torture. Let's listen to Nine Inch Nails and write poems about death! But seriously. 400+ suicidegirls and not one has killed themselves yet. I think that says it all. |
| 26th November 2004 - 10:04:12 PM |
| 11346 : Jack Hoff |
| wtf r u guys talking about? ur all fucked up stoner shits. c'ept the girls. they seem to be pretty cool. but u guys r fucked up |
| 27th November 2004 - 01:24:45 AM |
| 11347 : I BMX FOR___________ |
| BIKERFOX IS A SKANK I BMX FOR IT |
| 27th November 2004 - 01:43:07 AM |
| 11348 : I BMX FOR___________ |
| SICK KID: TO ANSWER YOU IN MESSAGE 10757 YES SOME ONE ELSE KEEPS USING MY NAME BUT WHEN THE TYPE MY ADRESS THEY FORGET THE 666 PART AND NEVER SAY WHO OR WHAT THEY BMX FOR (DUMBASSES!)! ANY WAY I'M BACK BITCHES FROM MY LONG ABSENCE, I WAS COMPETING IN CALI FOR A SPOT IN XMB NATIONALS BUT BROKE MY BIKE AND CANT COMPETE THIS YEAR (DAMN) OH AND RICK JAMES IS STILL A PUSSIE IN A LOSER OF A MANS BODY. I BMX FOR THOSE POOR WANNA BE'S USING MY NAME AND YOUR NOT RICK JAMES BITCH!!! |
| 27th November 2004 - 08:54:09 AM |
| 11349 : Johan L |
| How does it feel to never get another role in acting after "saved by the bell"? |
| 27th November 2004 - 09:45:14 AM |
| 11350 : Jack Hoff |
| wtf ru ppl talking about? LOL ur cmptly FUBAR OMG ROFL! i wish i could meet grls. but u ppl r fckd p. join me in my war against consonants! |
| 27th November 2004 - 10:01:26 AM |
| 11351 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Jack, most keyboards are equipped with every letter of the alphabet. I urge you to take advantage of that, and embrace the wonderful tool we call the "English Language." Then, you won't have to type in acronyms like a twelve-year-old girl on the Blink-182 message board. Also, there's only one 'girl' on this board, and I use the term loosely. We allow her to post exclusively about horse fucking, or her hilarious suicide attempts. I, for one, would like to hear about a suicide attempt in which she tries to get sodomized to death by Mr. Ed or Smarty Jones or even Papa's Moustache. |
| 27th November 2004 - 10:12:54 AM |
| 11352 : TWYLA TALES |
| It was a dark night, and a young woman was walking back from the general store with a bounty of tampons and Monistat. She grows fearful as she hears footsteps following close behind her. As she begins to walk faster, the footsteps also speed up. Knowing her meth dealer lives only a block away, she begins to jog in his direction, knowing her boyfriend/speed connection will protect her. Her attempt to flee is in vain. The attacker tackles her to the ground, dragging her by her hair into a dark alley. He violently begins ripping his victim's clothes off, when a putrid stench hits hit like a sockfull of quarters. The young woman had defecated herself. As the would-be rapist yanks off the girl's pants, the mass of noxious feces deters him. He runs of to prey on another vulnerable victim. Saved bt the bell, the young girl survives to tell her riviting tale... |
| 27th November 2004 - 04:24:15 PM |
| 11353 : COCKS NEEDED |
| I need big, thick, juicy cocks stuffed up my butthole... My name is jimmy williams and I also like to lick the shit out of a pregnant goat's asshole |
| 27th November 2004 - 04:41:19 PM |
| 11354 : Princess Peussie, GODDESS |
| Hi there, TURDS! |
| 27th November 2004 - 05:03:12 PM |
| 11355 : |
| Fuck off, PEUSSIE! |
| 27th November 2004 - 05:30:39 PM |
| 11356 : Dustin Diamond? |
| Anybody wanna munch the crust out of my anus? |
| 27th November 2004 - 05:35:43 PM |
| 11357 : inga from sweden |
| great page dude! |
| 27th November 2004 - 06:43:36 PM |
| 11358 : Hymen Rosenstein |
| This is Hymen Rosenstein, and I legally represent Mr. Dustin Diamond. The material on this site is derogatory, false, and illegally defames Mr. Diamond. It is certainly not protected by any constiutional means. Also, it is extremely stumilating and I find myself to be aroused. I cannot allow this. My penis grows harder, and I realize Mr. Diamond as the highly seductive boy toy you paint him as. I have no choice but to call Mr. Diamond immediately and request that a number of the depraved acts described of this board be performed on me and my daughter's Puerto Rican boyfriend. Thank you, Hymen Rosenstein, Attorney at the Law |
| 27th November 2004 - 06:55:46 PM |
| 11359 : Esther Rothberg-Diamond |
| Dustin, honey, why did you have to go and turn gay. Oy vey, I can't believe this, my own son a homosexual. I told your father he shouldn't be buying you for Hanukka the Barbi dolls. That man never listens. He stuffs his face with bagels and pastrami- he doesn't hear a word I say. Maybe it was the sweater vests I knitted you? I know those are for the queer Protestant boys, but you looked so gveltschvinkel in them! Honey, please stop taking in the tukus. Find you a nice girl, settle down, you could maybe go to work for your father running the media and taking over the world with international bankers? I worry! I worry because I love. |