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    02nd December 2004 - 12:17:03 AM    
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    02nd December 2004 - 05:32:41 AM    
11456 : Buck Studly
Oops...I posted that e-mail without checking the site out first...still, it's kind of in keeping with the tone of the site - not to mention writing it was a highly erotic experience and I ejaculated into my jockey shorts several times, so all is not lost!


    02nd December 2004 - 05:40:54 AM    
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    02nd December 2004 - 08:05:50 AM    
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    02nd December 2004 - 08:27:09 AM    
11459 : ass clown
Mr. Diamond, why do you mention this website during your comedy act? The gay males who post here are not disillusioned. They are just huge fans who would like to have hot man-on-man sex with you. What's wrong with that?


    02nd December 2004 - 08:29:42 AM    
11460 : Gilbert Svenson
Afraid THAT website IS not a parody. Some friends showed me this PASTOR JIM (or is it Disaster JIM) and mentioned that the Pastor had spent some time in jail for molesting kids. NO these folks are sadly for real.....and they seem to hate everyone.
Just go there and say HELLO.....in the dustin way!
YEH....fuck 'em good.
Gilbert




    02nd December 2004 - 10:29:07 AM    
11461 : Propertyman


    02nd December 2004 - 02:34:06 PM    
11462 : Buck Studly
That's right, ass clown. Why does Diamond have such a bug up his ass just because a few hot, studly queers write gay fantasies about him on the Internet? I, for one, would love to drop a nice, big, steaming log on his mirkin-like jew-fro - and where's the harm in that??

We post equally gay fantasies about his old SBTB cast members and about having sex with random dudes behind dumpsters, and just because this site bears his name he gets all fucking whingy about it. Cunt.


    02nd December 2004 - 02:55:58 PM    
11463 :
Do you think the singer from New Found Glory sucks cock and takes it up the ass more than Dustin? He should team up with Dustin and form an all gay band, they could become what Salty thrived to be but lack of an all homo band kept them from really breaking into mainstream homo radio. Dustin and that guy along with a full gay cast could play the gayest music known to queers and would put us all in instant oragasm.


    02nd December 2004 - 03:05:31 PM    
11464 :
yes jordan sucks a lot of dick. him and dustin should do a project called my glory hole. they also can cover "el bimbo" that song they played in the blue oyster bar on police academy. my gay techno club plays it all the time and it usually leads to daisy chains and spider mans galore. very orgasmic.


    02nd December 2004 - 03:32:21 PM    
11465 : Rocco
Hope everyone is well today. I am dissapointed that the good pastor did not return my email. Cant figure out if that site is real or not. Seems fake, he refers to muslims as poo people. Mabey he wants someone to help him make poo babies and if so I am up for that challenge! Tonight I am going to go out dressed as Danny Pintauro from Who's the Boss! I got a blond mop wig, I can't wait! Im gonna go to the dumpster scene behind the bowling alley and get ass rammed by as many young bucks as I can. I even found a shitty blue van to drive around in. I hope I run into a Tony so he can teach me "Who's the Boss"! Hope to run into my fellow queers out and about. If you spot me feel free to leave a nice cleveland steamer on my shaved chest!
ROCCO


    02nd December 2004 - 03:40:34 PM    
11466 : Gay Zack
Rocco, that sounds awesome. As you may know I've always been a big fan of Danny Pintauro. I've posted several fantasies involving him. I remember a few years ago I found a Danny Pintauro guestbook, which I took upon myself to queer up, and queering it up I did. I posted all the time about his velvet white buttocks. A small amount of people queered it up as well, but no where near the response of Dustins fans! I would love to tag team with Danny and Dustin anyday of the week.


    02nd December 2004 - 04:27:32 PM    
11467 : Buck Studly
Danny Pintauro is a super-stud. Gay Zack, there's not a great deal of point in queering up Danny Pintauro guest books, since Danny Pintauro himself is already as queer as a month of sundays (see link below), hence there's not much more queering up you can do. However, DP guestbooks might be a good place to solicit gay sex from other studly Who's the Boss fans! Danny could be my boss anyday!!!

I lost no less than 6 loads while reading this interview -

http://content.gay.com/channels/arts/pintauro.html?from=arts_inc



    02nd December 2004 - 05:38:51 PM    
11468 : Aaron Carter
Dear Dustin & Fags

When is the right time to lose your anal virginity?

I've had many boyfriends, and while I've given and received many, many blowjobs, and even taken a shit on some homeless guy's chest, I've just never felt close enough to anyone to let them thrust their mighty beef-saber into my puckered poot-chute. I just feel that I need to love my partner before I let him score a bullseye on my brown star with his girthsome spam-javelin. I have to feel that he cares for me - maybe he could invite me round for candlelight dinner, just the 2 of us, with soft music and delightful conversation, and maybe only then I'd feel comfortable about spreading my ass-cheeks and allowing his dripping purple-helmeted love warrior to explore my chocolatey sugar-cave. Is this wrong? I'm so confused.

- Aaron

PS Dustin - my anal virginity is still yours if you want it!


    02nd December 2004 - 05:45:43 PM    
11469 : Dear Dustin
Aaron,

There are no rules in anal love. If you feel you must, you should hold on to your anal virginity until you find that special somone - then, and only if you feel ready, you can allow him to use his purple wand to cast it's magic load deep inside your bowels.

And if that special someone should be me, then all the better - I've got a load with your name on it! Let's hook up for gay sex!!!

- The Dust


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    02nd December 2004 - 06:04:09 PM    
11471 : Marcus
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com

Dear "Christians",

Well Pastor Bullshit, we all had a great laugh, sorry but at your expense. Is this what you do to pass the extra time in your life of christian garbage and hate?
I thought as I quickly looked over this shit: "This guy is the perfect christian; he's filled with hate for others; he attempts to create a vicious world of contempt and loathing; he passes as a guy connected with spiritual matters but clearly is a scam artist....and:
If in fact you do believe in this horseshit called christianity, then you are also investing time in useless fairy tales.
But ever hear of kharma? what goes out comes back? Well prepare for your kick in the balls, buster-brown, as you are about as useless and ugly as a human can get.

Oh and by the way, that question about who put the flag on the moon? Well, jerkoff, you should also ask that along with the flag, who left the 17 bags of feces and urine there after take off? THAT is a STATEMENT, no?

Thanks for the chuckles,

Marcus


    03rd December 2004 - 02:47:09 AM    
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    03rd December 2004 - 04:57:31 AM    
11473 :
Marcus, truechristian.com is a parody site, much in the same vein as http://www.landoverbaptist.org/


    03rd December 2004 - 05:23:56 AM    
11474 : One-Eyed Dick, Ass-Pirate of the Caribbean
YARRR-HARRR-HARRR!!! Ahoy, ye rascally dogs! I be One-Eyed Dick, the most fearsome and flaming pirate to ever sail the seven seas! Pitch my mizzenmast and batten down the hatches, ye scurvy scumbuckets!!

Yarr maties, I've heard the legend of a golden-boy child named Dustin, who's skin is pure, who has hair like wool, and who drops pieces of eight from his ass! I'd like to find this Dustin and plunder his booty!! Yarr-har!!! Y'see, during our long voyages on the seven seas, I've been through my crew more times than a virulent case of the trots, and I'm lookin for some fresh ass!!

So Dustin, come hoist my main-sail and mount my poop-deck! Yarr! Fifteen men on Dustin's chest! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cum!

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