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19th May 2005 - 10:14:26 AM

13595 : Imperialist Fascist BUTT BANGER from TURKEY

I see this shit hole of a web site is still less than toilet paper and that Kurt Shithead hasn't a clue what to do about it but let these turkish cumslurpers add shit. PEUSSIE RULES AND DON'T FORGET IT OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING LITTLE NUTS DOWN YOUR THROATS, YOU SIMPLETONS.
you got problems with that? TURDS???? well here's something I wish on all of you:::::::::::::::::::

GRACKLE BIRDS ATTACK HOUSTON

HOUSTON - Like a scene from the horror movie "The Birds," large black grackles are swooping down on downtown Houston and attacking people's heads, hair, arms, knees and backs.

Authorities closed off a sidewalk after the aggressive birds, which can have 3-foot wingspans, flew out of magnolia trees Monday in front of the County Administration Building, 'dive-bombing' lawyers, shop keepers, those waiting for a bus'. Two larger birds attacked a taxi waiting for a green light, according to Serena Vazquez, secretary.

"They were just going crazy," said constable Wilbert Jue, who works at the building. "They were attacking everybody that walked by, not only ripping clothes apart and leaving bloody skin abrasions, but covering many pedestrians with fecal matter."

The grackles zeroed in on a lawyer who shooed a bird away before he tripped and injured his face, Jue said. The lawyer was treated for several cuts and later stated "I thought this was some conceptual art work until a grackle covered me with kaka, and when I fell to the ground, these birds then made off with my sun glasses".

It appears that the birds are protecting their offspring. On Monday a young grackle had fallen out of its nest and adult birds attacked people who got too close, Jue said. "We feel that the only remaining thing to do is cut the trees down and hope that these birds move some other place; our last resort is to poison them which is not a bad idea".

Another bird attacked a deputy county clerk. This person, name withheld, was in shock over the sudden event and plans not to return to work until the birds are removed. "They just ruined my day. Since these attacks, my hands have been scraped when I fell to the sidewalk, and my bladder is terribly weak".

"I hit him with a bottle of beer," said Sylvia Velasquez. "The other birds came from the trees, and one attacked my blouse, ripping it and my bra, and on my back are now large bruises."

Two women came to help her after she fell to the ground, and the birds attacked them as well tearing at their hair, covering them with fecal matter, and leaving torn pieces from their dresses and blouses . The group escaped by running into the building and calling the police for help.

"This is a very Hitchcock kind of story. Very Tippi Hedren, who according to police was attacked by birds because her hair dye job left her dark roots exposed and smelling of peroxide, which annoys birds" said downtown worker Laura Aranda Smith, referring to one of the stars of Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds."

19th May 2005 - 10:28:19 AM

13596 : Marcus

Looks like this post got it twice. I just hope some of you guys read this one, short for me, but I want you to know that my son and I have been jelqing now for awhile and we've developed what our doc refers to as "testicle ramifications" which according to him means either we should take a longer pause between edging and getting off, or try it more frequently. I didnt' tell him that I've been edging and jelqing with my own son as he might find that peculiar, and I certainly haven't mentioned the use of ropes or dildos (that aneros is a powerhouse of FUN) for deeper and more intense pleasures. I'd recommend all of these types of equipment for these workouts, but if the penis doesn't get any larger from jelqing, then at least you've managed to release tension from yourself and son IF that's the case. Watch the nut pain....and then continue. It's well worth the effort.
PS: Geez, that stuff with the pasta wrapped around the nuts and letting it dry is A NEW ONE FOR ME! Should give it a try soon.
    Signature:
    Marcus, hoping to hear from you guys, particularily those who will be graduating from the ACADEMY OF JELQING there in Chestnut Hill in two weeks. Congratulations, Guys; how did you survive those final tests?

19th May 2005 - 10:38:02 AM

13597 : SCREECH MAMA GOIN NUTS

May 19th, 2005 1:39 am
Eco-warriors are 'US terror risk'

BBC

tactics Eco-terrorism has become a serious US domestic security threat, a senior FBI official has told a Senate committee.

Counter-terrorism expert John Lewis said groups like the Earth Liberation Front and Animal Liberation Front were now a law enforcement priority.

The threat posed by environmental and animal rights activists was serious and widely underestimated, he said.

He said eco-warriors committed 1,200 criminal acts between 1990 and 2004 causing millions of dollars of damage.

'New violent tactics'

"Extremists have used arson, bombings, theft, animal releases, vandalism and office takeovers to achieve their goals," said Mr Lewis, the FBI's counter-terrorism deputy assistant director.

"Investigating and preventing animal rights extremism and eco-terrorism is one of the FBI's highest domestic priorities," he told the Senate committee on environment and public works.

He said groups such as the Animal Liberation Front (ALF), the Earth Liberation Front (ELF) and Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty (SHAC) were "way out in front" in terms of damage and number of crimes.

"There is nothing else going on in this country over the last several years that is racking up the high number of violent crimes and terrorist actions," Mr Lewis said.

"We have seen an escalation in violent rhetoric and tactics. Attacks are also growing in frequency and size."

Mr Lewis said the FBI was committed "to bring to justice those who commit crime in the name of animal or environmental rights".

Committee chairman James Inhofe said he hoped to examine more closely the groups' financing from mainstream sources not implicated in the violence.

"Just like al-Qaeda or any other terrorist organisation, ELF and ALF cannot accomplish their goals without money, membership and the media," Mr Inhofe said.

19th May 2005 - 12:18:52 PM

13598 : jakson donny

do not impossible world mason leader people wosh you size

19th May 2005 - 12:44:07 PM

13599 : Merpa Sledra-Johnson

To jakson donny, YOU are fucking right on target, girl.
HEY SEE YOU OUT AT THE DUMPSTER WHERE DUSTIN actually doesn't exist except in the mind of someone as stupid as fagbusters, kurt steinbug, and Shrimper. TKA OFF..or TAKE off, shitbrains.

I do understand the concern of the Philadelphia Cathedral in this matter of property destruction caused by those Catholics (clearly an indication that the world will be presented with its first nazi POPE) and culture mongers presenting a Luthern composer's work in the form of a mass. Margaret Wilson, Principal of the Philadelphia Episcopal Forum will indeed look into this matter (this falls into her juristiction) and send out "notices". She firmly believes that whomever cut the fire-alarm wires is the same person who caused that boy to have his clothes stolen and pushed down, to have drugged that other young man who vommitted throughout the Philly Cathedral and then evacuated at all 'ends' in the Cathedral parking lot. THIS must NOT continue. In the Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ! Do we, church going folk, need more examples as to WHY this Philly Cathedral must not be RENTED OUT to hoodlums, drug and alcohol abusers, and degenerates who visit dens of sexual iniquity or write perverse notes in their hymnal scores? I think not. WE think not.

Please forgive this 'forward' email but I am extremely concerned, and believe that one responsible for this happens to be a member of the Philadelphia Cathedral Congregation.

19th May 2005 - 01:26:31 PM

13600 : Dner

Negro Slayer? Sid Silver?

19th May 2005 - 02:16:08 PM

13601 : Saddam

All your mothers are W H O R E S !...

:)

19th May 2005 - 02:16:59 PM

13602 : Mary Mount, sec to Goddess PEUSSIE

I used to work at the Gap, and during my breaks I would pretend to be trying on clothes, including panties and bras in the men's section. I'd get completely naked in a fitting room, sit on the bench and masturbate in front of the mirror, working my prick like a mad man. It was hot to see me jerk myself off, my big balls bouncing as I yanked my cock up and down steadily with my left hand. Hearing the voices of the dudes around me also getting off, or fucking another partner , in only their little rooms would make me cum all over the mirror, the floor, and the bench. Then for lunch I'd lick it all off. I would clean up my load with my tongue, then wipe my face on the bras and panties and put them back out there for sale. It was great fun. I remember one time, making so much noise just trying to get off that some guy in the next changing room knocked on my door, came in and gave me a very intense and painful blowjob with his teeth. I wanted him to continue but the pain was horrible. When I shot in his mouth, he began to vomit all over everything including me, the bra and panties and himself. I got outta there fast, and never returned to work.

19th May 2005 - 02:29:21 PM

13603 : BigFatFilthyTrollingBitch

19th May 2005 - 02:35:05 PM

13604 : FuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouF

19th May 2005 - 02:38:59 PM

13605 : Dner

19th May 2005 - 02:42:37 PM

13606 : Mr Shit

19th May 2005 - 02:53:33 PM

13607 : John

How to be a Nigger - Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are. - Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for. - Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope. - If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father. - Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say. - As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time. - Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality. - Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro. - Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder. - Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib. - Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you... - Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs. - Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass. - Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also. - Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you. - Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer. - If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good. - Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones. - Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf) - Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts. - Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else. - Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the .42 for the bottle of Magnum. - Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer. - Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference. - Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin'). - Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals in the jury. - Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your sorry ass stupid lives. - Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot their ass. - Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier. - Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything about (what's to understand?) - Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time... - Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder, early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that. At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful: a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats. Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin' to the joint. - Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks consistently rising while it falls for the others. - Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over again. - Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account. - Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to neglect your kids. - Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is murder

19th May 2005 - 03:59:30 PM

13608 : Princess Peussie, GODDESS

John, you are one mother fuckin loser. I'd guess you go around dumpsters shouting JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE. Hey, it's a white trash thing, and you're the queen of it all.

Has anyone see my lover Kurt? he owes me a blow job!

19th May 2005 - 04:03:49 PM

13609 :

John, I think I need to rim you and tea bag you until you choke

19th May 2005 - 05:06:42 PM

13610 : MOJO, from the ROYAL PALACE

John doesn't have AN ASSHOLE. the fecal material just clots in his brain and drips outta his nasty nose; the only positive thing about John is: he's a professional shit eater, loves to hang out in chinese restaurant toilets and catch the chop suey as it splatters against the toilet bowl. I'd also skip the tea bagging since he's known to chew for hours on scrotum; it's his big kick.

19th May 2005 - 05:15:45 PM

13611 : Joe, with the nose for a toe

Just in case you dipshits didnt' know this, HERE is one for you to think about except that John scum.

snarc

A snarc: term for any person who snaps at or tries to burst a fart-bubble while taking a bath. A nasty habit but good excercise for the neck and back.

"He's such a snarc, why last week he not only popped two fart bubbles in my bath, but got two of mine also...a real winner

19th May 2005 - 05:25:32 PM

13612 : jackson donny, again with a hardon

Someone sent me this part of a story and I think this was the one that dustin wrote and sent around to his fag friends. It sounds like he's somehow been a castout of the Jackson circus gang. Poor dustin, he's just such a loser...

"We've seen this before, and those little boys have learned so much just being here in bed with Michael; how he shows them about life and about 'riding the rapids' as he says when they enter his rear for a wild ride; our response is 'Here we go again with some hot gravy;' Michael has 24-hour-a-day supervision, sort of like a vision, but a bodyguard to also gives rim jobs, with him for the specific reason to protect him from bad vibrations and funny jokes about severed dick heads," Jackson family attorney Brian Oxshid told NBC "Hold Your Nuts, DUDES".

Whacko-Jacko slashed out at the "rogues' gallery of perverts and sperm sources" who dominated the toilet bowls on Tuesday speculating on the difference between Falwell and turds. No decision reached.
"These characters always seem to surface with a dreadful allegation just as another piece of ass is about to loosen and "in we go for another warm, brown joy-ride", an album of cocks, a video of bondage and torture and Sodomy, is being released into the sewage system," Jackson said in the statement about his love of Life.

The search warrant was executed on the day that a new greatest hits collection was released, featuring Jackson's latest single, "One More FUCK."
Sheriff's deputies and officials from the Santa Barbara District Attorney's office completed the enema convention, which began on Tuesday morning with shit flying all over the place. Jackson has a theme-park with prostate rides and a zoo there where little boys sit on his face and fart. It's called the 'camel ride'. The Celebrity Justice TV SHOW said the therapist felt compelled to report the information to authorities under a California law requiring any guy with an erection and stiff nuts be arrested by the local police and spanked until ready for college.

19th May 2005 - 07:06:24 PM

13613 : beefhole

Let me take a dump in your poofy hair for you, Diamond.

19th May 2005 - 08:17:53 PM

13614 : Princess Peussie\'s Uncle

Hey Prince (or Princess, or whatever the fuck your name is now), shut the fuck up up! You are the biggest piece of shit to ever post on this board. Do you think your posts are funny or arousing? They aren't. They are just really annoying. Did you ever wonder why your parents abandoned you when you were two, leaving you to be raised by the homeless man who donkey punched you 24x7 during your teenage years? It's because they realized you were a fucking faggot and they couldn't bear to walk around in public with you. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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