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03rd June 2005 - 09:46:18 AM

14284 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember when you guest-starred on tv's Happy Days? Remember how much you wondered why a 40-y/o guy (the Fonz) hung around with teenagers? Remember how, one night, he showed you by riding your ass like his prized motorcycle & how he told you he rode Marion Cunningham? Remember how much you liked licking his meat? Remember how you got the hots for Joanie? Remember how you got it on with her? Remember how you, in your drunken state, mistook Joanie for Chachi? Remember how much you soaked his face with your creamy mucass? Remember how he let you wear that stupid wrist braclet he always had on around your cock and let him ride you, repeadely? Oh wait... that was Robin Williams.. My mistake.

03rd June 2005 - 12:47:30 PM

14285 : maurice

you mad sexy

03rd June 2005 - 02:09:21 PM

14286 : RememberWhen

Remember when Jessie got hooked on no'doz? Remember how she exclaimed "I'm so exicted... I'm so excited.. I'm so scared!"? Remember how she stole these lines from you when she overheard you exclaim the same exact words to Zack before he introduced his penis to your ass? Remember how much milky goodness he spewed all over your rectum? Remember how Zack was gonna get transfered to Stansbury but got James with a fake mushtache to get him out of trouble? Remember how James used to tickle your dick with that same exact mustache? Remember how the 'tache used to come off his face unexpectely and James/Zack couldn't keep a straight face? Remember how you came all over James' face to glue that fake tashe to his rather old, weather-beaten face? Remember how this meant you couldn't go to your favored college and you had to go to the same college as Zack/Slater and endure months of unprotected buttsex with that overweight "gym" teacher? You sure got screwed that time!

03rd June 2005 - 02:17:40 PM

14287 : RememberWhen

Remember when Lisa's dad gave her a credit card? Remember how she went overboard and her payment was due so she had to find a way to earn some money? Remember how you spent years accumlating money for such an occasion? Remember how you earnt this money from loaning your ass to Belding and every other teacher to purposley ram? Remember how you bought Lisa? Remember how she promised to suck you off? Remember how she lead you to a dark room? Remember you felt someone sucking you off? Remember when they put the lights on it was nothing more than a vaccum cleaner? Remember how your dick got stuck? Remember how Lisa remarked "It'd be a cold day in hell before she sucked you off?" as she counting the money in her hand? Remember how much of an ass you felt? Remember how you had to walk around school in a skirt for a whole month to hide the vaccum cleaner? Remember how Zack sold you to the chess club as a girl who would do Anal? remember how you loved every second of it? Remember how diseased your ass became?

03rd June 2005 - 02:23:07 PM

14288 : RememberWhen

Hey screech, Remember when you got struck by lightning? Remember how you were then able to see into the future? Remember how you saw flying cars, people wearing baking foil and people on mars? Remember how none of that shit came true? Remember how Zack made you bet on the winner of some horse race? Remember how he lost all his money? Remember the pain he inflicted on your tiny, puny and weak ass? Remember how he made his money back by selling you to the horse track to help the horse's breed? Remember how this involved getting very anal with horses? Remember how sore your stupid ass became? Remember how the track manager heard about your talents and used to jolt you with his electric cow rod? Remember how he used to stick it firmly between your but cheeks? Remember the mess it created all over your pants? Remember how the cow rod was electified and this was how you got your crappy foresight powers in the first place? Remember how much the kids laughed at you being prodded like the cheap male whore you are?

03rd June 2005 - 02:31:57 PM

14289 : RememberWhen

Hey screech, remember the episode where if you failed a test by an obnoxious teacher, you wouldn't be able to go on a class fieled trip. Remember how Belding's brother Rod took over? Remember how he was called Rod for a reason? Remember how Belding introduced you to Rod as the local nerd with Hasselhoff hair? Remember how Belding instructed you to bend over and you did it without questioning? Remember how Rod began to ram you on 3 non-consequtive occasions? Remember how Belding gave you a reach around? Remember how they threw you out of the room with no clothes and covered in goo? Remember how all 6 students of Bayside gathered around you and laughed their asses off at your pitaful attempts to get better grades? Remember how you tried killing yourself by throwing yourself off the top flight of stairs? Remember how it failed because there was only 1 flight of stairs in the entire school and it didn't go anywhere? Remember how you wandered into the kindergarden school and got promptly arrested and jailed? Idiot

03rd June 2005 - 02:44:05 PM

14290 : RememberWhen

Hey screech, remember Jessie's stepbrother Eric? Remember how dark & evil he was? Remember you used to rub cocks with him whilst plotting the downfall of Zach/Slater? Remember how Eric made you his NY Bi'atch? Remember how he destroyed Slater's car and you took the fall? Remember how he put in you in a bunch of tyres? Remember how the darkness reminded you the way belding used to do it to you? Remember how Zach/Slater punched the snot of you for no real reason? Remember how you got Eric back by kicking him in the nuts? Remember how he stripped you naked and threw you into the girls locker room? Remember how the girls laughed at your scarny body? Remember how much it hurt to see Lisa uncontrollably slap the floor in jest at your puny muscles? Remember how she pissed herself and couldn't stop laughing? Remember how this laughing was heard in the males locker rooms? Remember how they joined in to laugh? Remember how it was all taped & you became a laughing stock for 3 generations? You sure got screwed that time!

03rd June 2005 - 03:04:38 PM

14291 : tahir

hi
please i travel to america. i have not rupees to buy a ticket please help me. i hope that you will help me.

ok bye

03rd June 2005 - 05:47:23 PM

14292 : MOJO

Hello tahir, ofcourse I'll send you some money to get an air ticket to america. In fact Dustin and I have plans for you. BIG PLANS.....have you ever been sodomized by about thirty guys covered with ginger sauce and whipping cream>? that is part of the schedule after we pick you up in my private jet and secure you to your strap-down bed for high flight fucking. Send me your email here and let's make the BIG PLANS?

ok bye

04th June 2005 - 12:57:12 AM

14293 : Jonas Hallen&Communist Laponia&Schaman Indigenous

04th June 2005 - 06:05:33 AM

14294 : lþþþþ

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04th June 2005 - 07:07:31 AM

14295 :

I didn't think it would be possible, but Online Poker guy has almost taken over from Turkish Holy War in the race for biggest cunt-faced spamming douchebag in the known universe.

As for remember when guy, thanks for the wanks, and keep up the good work! You're a credit to the force!

04th June 2005 - 09:49:23 AM

14296 : Maxwell Nerdstrom

Hey Screech, remember the school prom? Remember how you were unable to get a date? Remember how Zack was going with Kelly, Slater with Jessie, and even I had a date, but you couldn't get one because you were so worthless? Remember how Belding told you to cheer up and said you could go as his date? Remember how you had to borrow your dad's old wedding tux from the 70s? Remember how everyone laughed at you and started calling you names when, on prom night, you turned up in your brown corduroy tuxedo with huge lapels and flared trousers, with Belding leading you by the hand onto the dance floor? Remember how Belding said "Don't you listen to them, you look hot" and started to do the lambada with you? Remember how aroused you were by Belding grinding his crotch against you, and you pitched a noticable erection, which Belding kept fondling? Remember how the two of you were voted "king and queen" of the prom, with you as the queen? Remember how Belding whispered in your ear, "time to consumate the marriage, BITCH" and dragged you out into the janitor's closet, where he proceeded to have violent, unprotected buttsex with you for a full hour? Remember how afterwards, you were staggering down the corridor when you heard strange sounds coming from the nurse's office, so you went to investigate? Remember how you burst in and found Zack and Slater fucking on the bed? Remember how you said "ZOINKS!!!" and your erection shot through the fly of your trousers and fired your love goo all over the two of them? Remember how they were pretty pissed off and held you down on the bed and proceeded to swordfight inside your already well-ravaged asshole? Remember how afterwards you wearily climbed into your limo, only to find Milo the janitor there, who forcibly sodomized you all the way home? Remember how, by the end of the evening, your asshole was hanging open like a Chinaman's sleeve? ZOINKS!!

04th June 2005 - 11:15:49 AM

14297 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember how the school's budget meant they had to cancel sex ed? Remember in your sexual frustration you asked Belding to "do" something about it? Remember how he taught your ass to sing to the many tunes of Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Remember how Belding replaced sex ed with a pirated tape of Teen Wolf? Remember how much the Teen Wolf was seduced by the hot blonde? Remember how you assumed when she escaped out of frame, she'd escaped for more hot and hairy bestial wolf love? Remember how much you screamed ZOINKS! as you sure the wolf howling at the blonde's tits? Remember how you came all over the TV from 15 yards away? Remember how you damaged the only TV in the state? Remember how it couldn't be fixed? Remember how you ruined the class? Remember how they tied you up to some trees & tempted wolves to come over to you as the meaningless carcus you are? Remember how you the idea of hot wolfal love began to turn you on? Remember how the wolves bit you off and you nearly bled to death? Assclown.

04th June 2005 - 11:26:06 AM

14298 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember when the school stuck oil? remember how greasy the oil workers got? remember how much the thought of oil men drilling it deep turned your ass on? Remember how you tempted the men to drill your ass and plunder it? Remember how, one by one, the men backed you in? Remember how they accidentally turned their oil drilling machine on and it began to rip your asshole a new one? Remember how it struck oil? Remember how the oil was really blood? Remember how much mess you made? Remember how much you bled all over the blueprints? Remember how this pretty much ruined Bayside's attempts at getting rich because they didn't photocopy the plans? Remember how the entire school held a big party and lined up to one by one kick you in the nuts? Remember how they sold T-shirts and made money off your name? Remember how you got revenge by exposing kids to "laughing" gas? Remember you forgot to load the n2o? Remember how they were laughing at you and not with you? You sure were a muppet back then!

04th June 2005 - 11:34:38 AM

14299 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember when you discovered Zack kept a cardboard cut out of Kelly under his bed? Remember how you also discovered his secret stash of gay pornography? Remember hot you became when Zack began to stroke your schlong with his noticable erection? Remember how he punched a hole through cardboard Kelly's pussy with his fist? Remember how he positioned the cut-out over your ass and began, repeadily, to butt-fuck your ass for well over 9 hours? Remember how he treated it like a machine? Remember the milky dross he spilt into it? Remember how he wailed in extasy the words "Oh Slater!!!" Remember how you told pretty much everybody else in the school? Remember how in Gym Zack became the social dickwad he remains today? Remember how Zack became a drunk with your phone number? Remember how he'd call you late at night and molest your asshole over the phone? Remember how you had to grow a goatee and become a strugglin' stand up comic? Remember how this didn't work out and you became Zack's love-play-toy?

04th June 2005 - 12:28:55 PM

14300 :

Hey Screech, remember the time you got zoinked by Mr. Belding? Remember how he zoinked you up the zoink-hole with his big fat zoinker? Remember how he zoinked you and zoinked you while he reached round and zoinked your zoinker? Remember how his zoinker zoinked its zoink-sauce all over your zoink-hole? Remember how you said "ZOINKS!!!"? You sure got zoinked good that time!

04th June 2005 - 01:15:09 PM

14301 : Massacre on Laponian people

Massacre on Laponian people

04th June 2005 - 01:44:40 PM

14302 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember when you lost your memory? Remember how you couldn't remember the hot anal goo that Belding deposited into your sweet cherry pie? Remember how you couldn't remember how Zack pre-recorded your "ZOINKS!" and put it on a loop and made you share his genital warts whilst he played the song repeadely? Remember how you forgot the time when Slater brought his military dad to come over and sodimise you? Remember how you forgot to suck him off and straddle his military missile? Remember how he forgot to wear a condom and got the same warts as Zack? Remember how he shipped you off to Cuba on a Naval frigate? Remember how you forgot the proud naval tradition of celebrating your entry hole with pale and circumstance? Remember how you forgot to leave your backdoor open to every passing navy merchant? Remember, when you returned home that no-one cared? Remember how you forgot to get your passport and you were promptly dumped back to Cuba? Remember how you forgot what an idiot you were back then?

04th June 2005 - 03:13:48 PM

14303 : NaserNice of Mortville

Remember when this place was funny? No....yeh, it was never funny.

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