| 22nd June 2006 - 12:34:20 PM |
| 78061 : Corey Haim |
| Hey, I almost forgot. I too am hard up for money. As most of you know I live in Toronto Canada with my mom. I have sold my teeth and hair to fans and this morning I let a nice meaty turd fall into a ziplock bag. If anyone has any interest in my feces let me know. Just write to me on this board and I'll respond to any real offers. It's a real smelly turd and is worth the money!!! Peace C. Haim & turd |
| 22nd June 2006 - 12:45:27 PM |
| 78062 : Lance |
| Screech, you kind of remind me of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street. Pretty soon you'll be living in a dumpster or maaybe even a garbage dump and eating trash for breakfast!!! Nice going, buddy. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 12:47:27 PM |
| 78063 : Michael J Fox |
| This is a message for Corey Haim's Turd: Turd, how much do you want to sell that douche-bag Corey Haim for? If I give you five bucks, will you pimp him out to me for one night? I'd like to give him an Old Man's Mustache, a Frenchman's Elbow, and a Peacock's Tailfeather in the rest-room of my local Arby's. Thanks Turd, please get back to me real soon on this one, buddy! |
| 22nd June 2006 - 01:26:37 PM |
| 78064 : Dustin Diamond |
| Gee guys thanks for you um support. I've been reading these posts crying. Jennifer tried rubbing her hairy snatch in my face, but it wouldn't make me move. Yes I'm a big loser and a big fag. I don't know how to tell Jennifer that I've been fucking her brother. I feel my whole world is falling down on me. I might make a myspace page and write out my final letter ala Josh style. You can find me in my bathroom I'm sorry. Or maybe I can embrace my gayness. If I come out will you guys support my comeback? I would even take a show on the LOGO network with Ant that involves bath houses around the US. Please guys I'm begging. Also I need to ditch this beef and cheddar eating whore. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 02:37:43 PM |
| 78065 : diamondcutter |
| It is time for you to ignore our queer fantasies no more, Dustin. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 02:53:10 PM |
| 78066 : Dustin\'s 10 incher |
| Hey guys it's me, Dustin's penis! He lied. I'm not really 10 inches, I'm more like 3 hard. He lies so much. Did I ever tell you about the time he put me in some random homeless guys rectum? It smelled better than Jennifers pussy, I'll tell you that. One time Dustin was at his manager's office and anther client Ant was in. He was in the bathroom at the same time Dustin was and Dustin tried looking at Ant's cock. Ant smiled and showed it to Dustin, so Dustin showed me, only Ant started laughing. Dustin turned all red and told Ant he'd lick his anus and put me in his mouth. Ant laughed at him even more and said "not with that shrimp dick" and left the bathroom laughing the whole way out. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 03:27:32 PM |
| 78067 : Anne Robinson |
| Diamond, do you remember when you played the weakest link? Do you remember how you answered most of your questions wrong with stupid answers like China? Do you remember how you had been given the janitors closet as a dressing room and I came in? Do you remember me lifting my skirt and exposing a 22 inch 10 inch wide cock? Do you remember how I pulled down your Zubaz trousers and plouged your rectum? Do you remember how I shot up your anus and donkey punched you in your large nose? You definitely were the weakest link that day! |
| 22nd June 2006 - 04:25:05 PM |
| 78068 : Artie Lange |
| Screech, you better not fuck up when you open for me, or I'll get some of my Jersey longshore buddies to kick the fuck out of you Good Fellas style. I hear you're a big hack so you better not piss off the audience with lame ass jokes. You piss me off and I'll have someone shove devil dogs up your ass and let a ant hills worth of fire ants to crawl up your rectum. I'm also planning on getting really fucked up so expect me to urinate and shit all over you. Also expect me to rip you apart during my set. Also you get a broom closet for a dressing room and your bitch will have to pay to get in. So you better not be a fucking pussy or you'll pay dearly with your rectums life. Bitch ass. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 04:30:54 PM |
| 78069 : Frenchie |
| Hi Screech, remember me? I'm the guy who called in to harass you when you were on the Opie & Anthony Show back in 2002. Remember when I said I threw a baseball bat into my tv every time Saved By The bell was shown and I saw you? Remember when I said you were a "gay F?" When when I said "you looked like a faggot on that show and you look like a faggot now." Rememebr when you asked me to come down and see your show and I told you that only 10 people were going to show up and you would then go into the parking lot and kill yourself? Remember when the hosts were laughing as you were about to cry? Rememebr when you lef the studio and the hosts were still making fun of you? Remember when they said that was their all-time worst radio segment? I sure got you good that time. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 04:44:09 PM |
| 78070 : Opie and Anthony |
| Screeeeeeeech! You still suck. Asswipe. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 05:00:02 PM |
| 78071 : Guy Random |
| So I've been thinking about something Screech. There are only a few type of guys who date fat chicks. Usually it's black guys, maybe mexicans and other fat guys date fat chicks. White guys who date fat chicks don't exist. They may fuck them on a one night stand if their friends wouldn't find out, but they never date them. The only white man who isn't fat that hangs around a fat chick is always a FLAMMING GAY GUY! You understand Dustin. We figured you all out. You can't deny this fact of life. the proof is right there. Your claim to having a big cock does not make you black. You fro does not make you black. You are a white man dating a fat chick. Therefore you are gay. It's like one of those questions on an IQ test. Here's another example. White straight men don't date fat chicks. Dustin is dating a fat chick, therefore one can conclude that Dustin is gay. It's all simple reasoning.FAG. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 06:18:32 PM |
| 78072 : Fakerman |
| I CUM TO FAK YOUR GUSTBUK DISTON DUMONAD M9 LOMFA!...I GUVE YOOR 25 DOOLARS TO ELP YOU JOST ANTHER 2000000000 TO GO DUDD LOMFA |
| 22nd June 2006 - 06:24:45 PM |
| 78073 : Shahbaz |
| Hiya Dustin!.. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOOK AT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! |
| 22nd June 2006 - 07:06:38 PM |
| 78074 : Lava Croft |
| Dustin got OWNED! |
| 22nd June 2006 - 08:40:19 PM |
| 78075 : |
| This has to be JeffK's work. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 09:10:24 PM |
| 78076 : Jeremy Miller |
| Can't wait to see your honky ass on Geraldo you fucking loser. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 11:54:47 PM |
| 78077 : The Man Now Dog |
| lol Geraldo |
| 23rd June 2006 - 12:27:48 AM |
| 78078 : Jennifer Diamond |
| Hey guys, it's me, Dustin's VERY REAL wife, Jennifer. Listen, I'd appreciate it if you could stop spreading scurrilous rumors about my husband, OK? We're going through a really rough spot at the moment and we need all the support we can get. Just because we got screwed over in a business deal and are gonna lose our house, and just because Dustin sometimes uses blue language in his stand-up act, doesn't make us bad people, OK? And just because sometimes I like to wrap my labia around Dustin's puckered asshole and let him fart inside my vagina, doesn't make us bad people either. Oh and by the way, last night Screech launched some smelly browngas up my front fanny and now I'm poo-pregnant. You see his smelly fart made a baby inside me and now I'm pregnant and in 9 months time I'm going to poo-poo it out and it will be half-man half-poo like a piece of live poo and we will look after him and call him Zoinks Diamond. Our poo-baby will be very smelly but we will love him and nurture him and some day he will become president. Anyway I have to go and do a smelly poo-poo, your co-operation is appreciated. |
| 23rd June 2006 - 07:10:26 AM |
| 78079 : Geraldo |
| Hey SCREECH, does the thought of being anally raped live on air in front of the whole nation turn you on??? Well I'm gonna make it come true fucker!!! |
| 23rd June 2006 - 07:29:21 AM |
| 78080 : Things that make you go ZOINKS! |
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