| 26th June 2006 - 12:58:54 PM |
| 78141 : Wheezer |
| Feldman, You should go to a dumpster party sometime... you might actuall find out what your ass is really for!!!!! |
| 26th June 2006 - 01:48:05 PM |
| 78142 : Lance |
| http://www.dose.ca/toronto/celeb/story.html?s_id=aszd93fguZ%2Fhk%2Fk7zjDv97ycmAsMv13hIEuwYKmziHpgiTG%2FRMhu8Q%3D%3D Saved By the T-Shirt Ben Carrozza Perennial dork Dustin Diamond, best known for playing Screech Powers on TV series Saved By the Bell, has shown he doesn’t just play a loser on TV—he’s one in real life, too! The apparently destitute Diamond needs to raise 0,000 so he doesn't lose his house—and he wants fans to foot the bill. Appearing on Howard Stern's satellite radio show, the 29-year-old former actor said he needs to sell 30,000 shirts at to a piece by the end of June to prevent foreclosure on his home north of Milwaukee. According to his website, Diamond left California to settle in the Midwest but, due to a bad credit rating, was only able to purchase a home on a land contract—a contract in which the buyer makes an initial payment and regular payments thereafter until the purchase price is paid, with no mortgage involved. Diamond alleges that the home’s owners want him out so they can cash in on the flourishing real estate market in his area. Most of Diamond’s Saved by the Bell money was allegedly either spent by his parents or lost because of his own “tax miscalculations”. The T-shirt features a photo of Diamond holding a sign that says “Save My House” with the back reading: “I paid .00 to save Screech's house.” Given how well such classic t-shirts as “FBI: Female Body Inspector” and “I’m with Stupid” have done—Screech’s house should be paid off 15 minutes from now. |
| 26th June 2006 - 02:09:47 PM |
| 78143 : Lance |
| Funny posts re: the savedbythebellnow.com retards: 14th April 2004 - 10:07:59 PM 7100 : Alex This site is fucking hilarious. Ignore all those dumbasses that can't take a joke. I would fucking love it if the entire internet consisted of just this and www.imrickjamesbitch.com 14th April 2004 - 02:53:17 PM 7092 : Tommy Testicle Hey Barb, could you please lick my asshole? It would be greatly appreciated - Thanx. 14th April 2004 - 02:24:52 PM 7091 : Barb This site is horrible! It shouldn't even be on the net, especially not a domain. Dustin should have won his case in court against you....Dustin doesn't deserve this crap for you or anyone else... 14th April 2004 - 12:32:02 AM 7083 : Erika To the site owner... YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! GIVE DUSTIN HIS WEB ADDRESS BACK! |
| 26th June 2006 - 02:42:56 PM |
| 78144 : www.myspace.com/84999301 |
| lol dustin doesnt need the site im sure he gets off to reading about what all of these guy want to do to him you know he loves it |
| 26th June 2006 - 03:23:28 PM |
| 78145 : www.myspace.com/84999301 |
| you should all visit my myspace because its the shit and i write some awesome code plus my page is full of hidden links including one to this site click here to view it |
| 26th June 2006 - 03:28:57 PM |
| 78146 : www.myspace.com/84999301 |
| it wont let me hyper link it so i guess youll have to copy paste should you decide to view the awesomeness that is me |
| 26th June 2006 - 05:49:05 PM |
| 78147 : www.myspace.com/84999301 |
| lol i posted a bulletin to see if anyone could find my links: yeah i found like 10 of them ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Panik Date: Jun 26, 2006 3:45 PM lol there are tons of them just keep looking lol ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Plague Date: Jun 26, 2006 3:39 PM hahahaha christ babe, nambla? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Panik Date: Jun 26, 2006 3:34 PM i put in hidden links all over my profile and they make sense as to what word they are linking aleast most of them do you should see how many you can find |
| 26th June 2006 - 05:56:58 PM |
| 78148 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Jessie (the one with the www.myspace.com/84999301 link), why do you keep posting here? This is a QUEERS-only guestbook! Nobody cares about your crappy myspace webpage. Only MALE QUEERS should post here. This webpage was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond; (b) telling Diamond how much he sucks; and (c) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. Homosexuals come here for the sole purpose of finding hot spank material! If your post doesn't relate to any of these things, the guestbook moderator will probably delete your message. |
| 26th June 2006 - 06:57:28 PM |
| 78149 : Jessy |
| oh i see but i used to be here all the time lol so sucks for you you all must deal with my boredom for summer has once again rolled upon us and im not in college yet so... haha deal with it bitches |
| 26th June 2006 - 07:15:20 PM |
| 78150 : Jessie Spano |
| I'm so excited... I'M SO SCARED!!!!!! |
| 26th June 2006 - 08:49:22 PM |
| 78151 : Rocco |
| Diamond, Today I watched an episode of the New Class where you and Belding were on a bicycle built for two. This gave me a great idea. I'd like to get a bike built for two, I'll stear the bike and you can peddle. While we are moving I'll remove my tight bicycle shorts and raise my ass in the air. Getting excited??? Then I'll release a huge torrent of diareahh onto your face, which you can gobble up! After that I expect you to keep peddling while tounging my asshole clean! If you fail to do any of these items I will catch your balls in the chain of the bike and do a burnout! Sound good? You know where to find me you pile of shit! ROCCO |
| 26th June 2006 - 10:24:54 PM |
| 78152 : Concerned Citizen |
| Dustin is it true that you are soon going to be bottling your noxious farts and selling them to your "fans"? If so please put me down for 1 bottle of your heinous gas. I plan to sniff it while masterbating, and watching the movie Schindlers List. Can't wait! |
| 27th June 2006 - 01:11:00 AM |
| 78153 : fartsniffer |
| I want a peice of that fart juice too... |
| 27th June 2006 - 04:18:50 AM |
| 78154 : Another Concerned Citizen |
| Jessy, are you the same pointless, white-trash piece of Marilyn Manson's excreta that used to post here under the name "Twyla"? I was hoping you'd slashed your wrists a long time ago. You and your inane emo-goth angst-ridden drivel are not welcome here, please get the fuck out immediately and don't come back. |
| 27th June 2006 - 05:32:29 AM |
| 78155 : admin |
| hello i am the admin of www.theunprettier.com and hope you all sign up and post on our different topics. in the tv section we have a saved by the bell thread which i have brought to peoples attention the plight of dustin diamond. |
| 27th June 2006 - 05:45:28 AM |
| 78156 : Robert Redford |
| Hey Screech, I have an indecent proposal for you - I wanna pay you million to spend one night with me. Think about it buddy, all your problems would be solved, and all you'd have to do is let me cram my leathery old ding-dong up your ass. Well, OK, maybe a bit of scatplay as well. Oh and I'd want to film it all, natch. So whaddayasay. |
| 27th June 2006 - 07:24:48 AM |
| 78157 : filthy faggot |
| screech, if you're selling farts, why not scrape some of the cheese of your balls and sell it as well? I'd buy that for a dollar!! |
| 27th June 2006 - 08:14:20 AM |
| 78158 : ひとし |
| おい、スクリーチ！ オレにフェラチオをする！ (;´Д｀)ﾊｧﾊｧ |
| 27th June 2006 - 08:34:31 AM |
| 78159 : Mark Almond |
| Screech, when will you give me some of that TAINTED LOVE?... by which I mean your hiv+ infected cum loads? |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:19:31 AM |
| 78160 : |
| 16th August 2005 - 10:02:32 PM 71744 : Ox Screech, remember that episode from Good Morning Miss Bliss when you were listening to a tape of hits from the 80s on your Walkman during your lunch period? Remember when Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" was played and you were singing along? Remember when Zack said "SHUT THE FUCK UP, DICKHEAD!!!" and ordered you to stop? Remember when you started crying and ran to the bathroom to wipe away your tears? Remember when you walked into the bathroom and ran into Milo, the janitor, who was cleaning up the urinal after your friend Mikey had taken a shit in it? Remember when Milo asked what was wrong and you told him that the other kids were making fun of you because you were singing "Tainted Love"? Remember when Mile replied "hey White Chowder, do you really like Tainted Love"? Remember when you replied that you did? Remember when he said "well then why don't I give you some tainted love then, Snowflake"! Remember when Milo threw you face first into the bathroom stall and then yanked off your Zubaz and lodged the handle of his mop in your rectum? Remember when he dropped trow and rubbed his taint all over your face and then took a shit on your 'fro? Remember when he said "give me some 'tainted love,' FAG!!!" Remember when he rolled you over and had unprotected buttsex with you just like he used to do with the HIV+ inmates at the county jail when he served his sentence for child molestation? Milo sure got you good that time! |