| 27th June 2006 - 09:26:37 AM |
| 78161 : Hot Karl |
| Yo Screech, remember me? I'm the random dude you hooked up with in the rest-room of a sleazy truck-stop restaurant in North Dakota. Remember how I sucked off your 1.5-inch twizzler and made you say "ZOINKS!"? Then remember how I slugged you in the nads after I'd dumped my cum inside you, and then I dropped a deuce in your hair whilst you were curled up in pain on the urine-soaked floor? Remember how I went back into the restaurant and told all the hairy, pot-bellied truckers that you were in the bathroom, ready for love? Remember how you were gang-raped by them? You sure got used to the taste of trucker spooge that time!! |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:49:06 AM |
| 78162 : Brandon Tartikoff |
| Hey Screech, I'm back from the dead and I want to give you your own sitcom. It'll be called "Diamond in the Rough" and it will be a SBTB spin-off in which Screech has moved to LA to make it as an actor. You move into an apartment and are shocked to discover that your wacky neighbour is none other than Milo the Janitor. There is ongoing sexual between the two of you. You have a hard time making it as an actor until a chance meeting with your old friend Slater leads to a bit-part in a gay porno. Everything snowballs from there and Screech becomes a full-fledged queer icon and superstar, and in the last episode the "will he, won't he" question is answered when you get married to Milo. It's the part you were born to play, toots! |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:51:28 AM |
| 78163 : kate |
| I have never concerned myself with Hollywood in genera. I knw you might find shocking, n but there is a plethora of folks that just aren't impressed.Never watched the show, SBTB- thougth ridicuous and you were beyond laughable. I saw you trm yourself a "star?" Homey,. Robert Redofrord is a star. I think my husband is far more the star. I happened to see the story about your soliciing money to "save your home." They are hard to miss in the check-out aisle. I also read some of these messages you have in your file folder. Shameful the cruel; things people say. Too much time on their hands and flat out rude. This is not to be on that tone. I wnat to say: I find it reprehensible that you would ask complete strangers to resccue you.Insulting.For your own self worth, you need to delete this idea.You had a good chance to make money and blew it. Compare youeself with a sick child. You should be beynond shamed. |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:58:04 AM |
| 78164 : Captain Grammar |
| kate: yes, Screech is a tool. But please, do not post here again until your level of ability with the English language has progressed beyond that of a retarded 3-year old. Thank you. |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:59:42 AM |
| 78165 : Rocco |
| Dear Kate, You stink like Diamonds ass after a dumpster party! ROCCO |
| 27th June 2006 - 10:15:06 AM |
| 78166 : Kal El (AKA: Superman) |
| I am not gay. Quit asking. |
| 27th June 2006 - 10:41:50 AM |
| 78167 : Brainy Smurf |
| Screech, remember me from the early-80s cartoon, "The Smurfs"? I'm a nerd just like you. Papa Smurf and Gargamel used to pull trains with me right in front of Groucy Smurf who would jerk off at the sight of this. We need to hook up immediately. We've both been homosexual rape victims, so making tender love to you will feel so nice, Screechie-poo! |
| 27th June 2006 - 11:02:26 AM |
| 78168 : Danny Pintauro |
| OH SCREECH, WHY DON'T WE MAKE LOVE LIKE WE USED TO???? YOU THINK I'M UGLY DON'T YOU. SAY IT!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 27th June 2006 - 11:42:43 AM |
| 78169 : Gay Zack |
| Screech, do you remember when your uncle used to molest you as a small child by shoving chess pieces in your ass. Remember how he had the Star Trek chess set and he shoved a Sulu and Capt. Kirk in your ass so far that it got stuck and he had to take you to the emergency room. How'd he explain that one to them without raising suspicion? Remember when he bought the Simpsons chess set and tried to shove the entire Simpsons family in your ass, he got in Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, but couldn't fit Maggie in, so he kept pushing and forcing it in and ended up ripping your anus and blood gushed out? Remember how after that happened he shoved a Grandpa Simpson and Mr. Burns up your bloody ass. Those were good times for you. |
| 27th June 2006 - 11:50:37 AM |
| 78170 : Kurt |
| Gay Zack, starships is back on the Jeremy Miller imdb board trying to hetero- everything up. The forces of queerness must join together to combat this aggression to ensure that the Jeremy Miller message board stays gay. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0588595/board/nest/44610974?d=46760959#46760959 |
| 27th June 2006 - 12:07:03 PM |
| 78171 : Brandon Tartikoff |
| Screech, I've had another idea for "Diamond in the Rough" that I wanted to run by you. How about doing an episode where you tell everyone that you have a 10-inch schlong, even though in reality it's 1.5 inches? Then you get an audition for an acting job with a nude scene, and you try and fashion a fake schlong out of mincemeat, but it falls off during the audition. What do you think? Pretty original, huh?? |
| 27th June 2006 - 01:14:14 PM |
| 78172 : Gay Zack |
| I'm there Kurt, I notice some posts have been deleted on the Jeremy Gay Miller thread. Shame, I'm sure some of those where mine. They seem to delete a lot of my posts, surprised they haven't banned me. |
| 27th June 2006 - 01:43:31 PM |
| 78173 : Kurt |
| A ton of my earlier posts on the Miller board were also deleted. That's unfortunate, as we really contributed a lot to that message board. |
| 27th June 2006 - 01:48:40 PM |
| 78174 : |
| These old posts by the real Diamond are awesome: http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=6008 |
| 27th June 2006 - 02:07:48 PM |
| 78175 : Litte Timmy |
| whoever really likes screech better check this site out!! http://www.screwscreech.com/home.htm |
| 27th June 2006 - 02:13:12 PM |
| 78176 : Kurt |
| Awesome site! I love the picture of the guy with the jew-fro wig! |
| 27th June 2006 - 04:57:28 PM |
| 78177 : Professor Internet |
| Diamond, the internet sure has screwed you over this time, hasn't it buddy! What in the name of Allah's cock did you expect from your miserable, sniveling little begging campaign? I've met refugees and black people with more self respect and dignity than you, you little fuckwad! Get on the streets where you belong, then I can give you a right horrorshow tolchocking oh my brother! |
| 27th June 2006 - 05:01:36 PM |
| 78178 : Rocco |
| I'm not giving any of my cash to that guy either. But I would make a small donation if he met me with that fro wig on behind the Carl's Jr. at Bamer and San Bisbo! ROCCO |
| 27th June 2006 - 05:46:31 PM |
| 78179 : |
| lna86 from the imdb message boards, be sure to visit: http://s12.invisionfree.com/Dustin_Diamond_Love/index.php |
| 27th June 2006 - 08:54:15 PM |
| 78180 : starships-1 |
| OMG me wants to suck greazy fartss out of jemery millar's poophol |