| 10th July 2006 - 09:21:46 AM |
| 78425 : John McClane |
| I want to "Shit hard", then "Shit hard 2: shit harder" then finally "Shit Hard with a vengenance" in your mouth whilst I wear my string vest over my pot belly and wear no shoes? You don't like it? Well f-k you, pal! *UNZIPS PANTS AND SQUATS OVER YOUR MOUTH* "Here's SHIT in your mouth..."... now to light it, (BOOOM)..."Yippie Kai AI muthafucka!" |
| 10th July 2006 - 09:24:46 AM |
| 78426 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Yes, yes I do. Sodomy is pretty goddamn funny, AND it fucking rocks. Have you ever tried it? It fucking rocks man, seriously. But I digress, sodomy and toilet humor have been the backbone of comedy since...I don't know. LISTEN: DESPITE WHAT YOUR BIBLE SAYS ABOUT COCK UP ASS, HUMAN BEINGS LIKE TO JOKE ABOUT THINGS GOING IN AND OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES, THEY ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL, SO GET. FUCKING. OVER. IT. |
| 10th July 2006 - 09:28:33 AM |
| 78427 : Angry Fan |
| I'm sure Screech would not approve of such behaviour. |
| 10th July 2006 - 09:41:20 AM |
| 78428 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Please, have you heard Screech's stand-up routine? The guy is more offensive than Redd Foxx fucking Lenny Bruce in the ass live on stage. PS, my cock is so hard right now. |
| 10th July 2006 - 09:56:54 AM |
| 78429 : Kurt |
| Diamond, there's an saying that goes - "a fool and his money are soon parted." That definitely applies to you, as you have managed to squander all of your SBTB earnings within a few years. Seriously, do you ever expect to see that kind of cash again during your lifetime? What in the hell was going through your mind as you pissed away dollar after dollar on Beef 'n Cheddars and other crap you don't need? You need to get it together, Screech. Go see a psychiatrist. |
| 10th July 2006 - 10:10:10 AM |
| 78430 : |
| A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place! |
| 10th July 2006 - 10:34:11 AM |
| 78431 : Jungle Boi |
| Screeech is not gay!!!!! He got jungle fever but not gay. He wanted Lisa not Erkel! |
| 10th July 2006 - 11:35:50 AM |
| 78432 : Birth Control Clinic |
| This is an urgent message for Mr. D. Diamond on behalf of the Birth Control Clinic. Mr. Diamond, it appears from our records that you were actually scheduled to be aborted, and that your birth was indeed a mistake. We are deeply sorry for this inconvenience, it seems to be down to an administration error. Your mother did file the correct paperwork and made specific arrangements that you would be aborted when she was pregnant, so please accept our apologies and bring yourself along to the Wisconsin clinic at your earliest convenience to allow us to go through with the abortion procedure. |
| 10th July 2006 - 12:04:00 PM |
| 78433 : Foxes |
| Dear web-master ! I looked your site and I want to say that yor very well made it .All information on this site is represented for users. A site is made professionally.So to hold ! |
| 10th July 2006 - 12:09:30 PM |
| 78434 : Bri |
| Hey you mr. Maxwell nerdstrom this is sopposed to be a guest book not a "tell the world I'm so cool besause I cuse and besause your d-ck is so hard" now if Diamond see's this I say holla! |
| 10th July 2006 - 12:27:10 PM |
| 78435 : Angry Fan Lover |
| If you actually would succumb to my advances, I'd show you how much fun sodomy is. |
| 10th July 2006 - 12:32:56 PM |
| 78436 : bri |
| sorry Your to old and how old r u? |
| 10th July 2006 - 01:16:51 PM |
| 78437 : bri |
| I rite stuf cuz I'm kul. I am 13 now. YAYEEE!!!! I luv skreech alot. He iz da bes one on da showe. |
| 10th July 2006 - 02:42:44 PM |
| 78438 : Kold |
| I was cycling July 4th, 2006, in Topeka, KS, trying to find-out why they didn’t have a ‘Go Fourth’ at WU, and found a baby doll with one arm on Mayberry Street, the other one was broken-off. I guess you could make TEN-thousand-one statements of what that symbolizes. I hung it up on a hook, which is how I wanna be martyred (hung, shot, guillotined, or pulled-apart by four-horses when a shotgun is fired. Guess you‘d call that ‘Quarter-Horsing-Around’ HawrHawr). Nevertheless, my interpretation is this: America, in her infancy, with all of her idolatry, has no bloody idea of how much we owe the King of Kings, God Almighty, for our well-being in this Land-of-the-Free; That also makes me realize, by her lying broken in the street, how flagrantly callous we are toward the unborn, as the girls in short-shorts practically wanna. “Who the hell’s God? Do I even need Him?” they proclaim. Yep. You’re going far. There were monks, too, in the Middle Ages, even now, who have literal skulls on their desk to remind them they’re passing-away into the dust of yesterday: That with-it ‘doctor’ in Wichita? Should be disbarred and stoned. If you don’t know how American society has been smoothly manipulated, forming TEN-year-olds into prostitutes by the Illuminate, don’t even care, far too concerned with your cheap car, clothes, cash, condoms, calumny… “SoBeIt,” saith the Trinity. “Let the Angel of Death descend.” But, there’s hope. My URL instructs us about our Eternity. How inevitably both are determined and molded by the choices we make in our voyage home to the Father; This URL is both a stairway AND a roadmap to that Utopian Domicile. Step out in faith: Experience the Awesome Reality of God. You're the spark. You're a warrior. You're His treasure. He deemed it so. Your service is good. Your love towards God is better. How He yearns to welcome us into His everlasting home beyond death's horizon: With such a price-tag on our souls, human beings are clearly precious far beyond diamonds. You must abandon all fear of Him and know that He is all love. He wills that you inherit His Kingdom. See beyond the illusion. You ARE loved by the Trinity. Read Daniel 12:3 IN HOC SIGNO + VINCES: Crux Sacre Sit Mihi Lux! Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam!!! |
| 10th July 2006 - 02:56:33 PM |
| 78439 : |
| screech, do u still visit your uncle's dude ranch and have sex with dudes there? |
| 10th July 2006 - 02:56:56 PM |
| 78439 : |
| screech, do u still visit your uncle's dude ranch and have sex with dudes there? |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:04:29 PM |
| 78440 : |
| what does a jew and a pizza have in common? they both burn when cooked in an oven. |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:24:52 PM |
| 78441 : ray |
| You stupid ignorant jew, if you think people are going to buy some fuckin' t shirt so you don't have to get you own mortgage, then you are just another fuckin' cheap ass jew. Fuck you, I hope they just take your house anyhow!!! |
| 10th July 2006 - 06:12:03 PM |
| 78442 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| "bri", you sound hot, let's hook up for gay sex! I love screwing the retarded - especially when they give me head and slobber all over my taint. I once did this guy named Corky (he wasn't as retarded as you), and he screamed "UH OH, SPAGHETTI O'S!!!!" when I came inside his ass!! It was a complete turn-on! |
| 10th July 2006 - 06:12:40 PM |
| 78443 : |
| This needs a good queering: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106123/board/thread/47870975 Sexual tension between Screech and Belding on The New Class by - sbtb_fanatic 3 seconds ago (Mon Jul 10 2006 16:11:34) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did anyone else notice the gay sexual tension between Screech and Mr. Belding on The New Class? In the original series Belding was a father figure to Screech. However, when he returned on The New Class, he was a virule young man. I'm not sure whether it was intentional or not, but there were many scenes where I was left wondering whether something was going on between them. In one of the episodes from the Second Season where Belding and the gang were working at the coutnry club, Belding asked Screech (instead of a girl) to lather him up with sun tan lotion. In a later epsiode, the gang goes to Screech's uncle's dude ranch and Belding and Screech slept in the same room away from everyone else. Also, in one of the last episodes from the second season, Screech and Belding both dressed up as Elvis for their prom! A few seasons later there was actually a scene in an episode where they were riding a tandem bike together!! What was that all about??? |