| 15th July 2006 - 12:55:41 AM |
| 78495 : screech eats AIDS for breakfast |
| http://www.siriusfannetwork.com/content/view/264/45/ Dustin Diamond, AKA "Screech" Disses Artie Lange Tuesday, 11 July 2006 I was less than impressed with Dustin Diamond, aka "Screech" of "Saved By The Bell" fame, when I learned that he had dissed Artie Lange. What did Dustin Diamond do to disrespect Artie Lange? Read on.... Flashback, June 13th, 2006 - Dustin Diamond appeared on the Howard Stern Show, with a direct plea to Stern's audience to help him save his house. Diamond explained that during his 10-year run on "Saved by the Bell," he made about million. However, Diamond indicated his parents took about 75 percent of his earnings, which he said ruined his credit and placed him in a position today, where he's in danger of losing his house - unless he can come up with 0,000. The generous Stern allowed Diamond to pimp "D-shirts" with the message "I paid to save Screech’s house" in an effort to help him raise the necessary money to save his house. Overall, Diamond admitted he would have to sell close to 30,000 shirts @ for regular shirts and for autographed ones, in order to make the 0,000. That's when Diamond mentioned he earns a living doing standup.... enter Artie Lange. Lange, feeling charitable, invited Diamond to perform with him at his upcoming shows in Pittsburgh at ,000 per show. It was a very generous offer, considering Lange doesn't even know the guy. Dustin agreed to the deal. That's 10 minutes work, for a cool ,000. Nice work if you can find it. Dustin Diamond Fast forward, and how do you think Diamond thanked Artie for his generous offer? He was a no show! Unbelievable for a guy in financial ruin that was reduced to pimping T-Shirts on the Howard Stern Show. "When Artie gave him an opportunity, what does he do, he doesn’t show up? Artie really doesn’t even know this guy, he was just doing something very, very kind, and in turn this douchebag doesn’t even show up." said a disgusted Sal the Stockbroker. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Stern fans came to Diamond's rescue and purchased enough T-Shirts to take care of Diamond's financial woes, but that's no excuse for dissing Artie Lange like he did. Do you think Dustin Diamond if offering refunds on D-Shrits? Sal wraps it up in quite nicely, in a single word - douchebag. - David Sloan for the Sirius Fan Network |
| 15th July 2006 - 01:13:18 AM |
| 78496 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, please kill yourself immediately! You are a horrible person as well as a completely unneccesary human being. I hope Artie Lange tracks you down and drops a big, steaming, whiskey-flavored deuce in your brillo hair! |
| 15th July 2006 - 02:34:37 AM |
| 78497 : Jack |
| Join me one of the worlds biggest "SAVED BY THE BELL FANS" at http://www.getDshirts.com to save screech! The x hollywood star will loose his home if you dont help! Go to the site for more info! From Jack e-mail me if you want to buy any saved by the bell dvd's or if you need to know anything at all! When it comes to "SAVED BY THE BELL" or screech i no what i am talking about! From Jack contact jack at totallycool1@hotmail.com |
| 15th July 2006 - 04:22:41 AM |
| 78498 : LittleA |
| 327938842 377899169 http://www.720700073.com |
| 15th July 2006 - 04:22:56 AM |
| 78499 : LittleB |
| 327938842 [url=http://www.552664184.com]552664184[/url] http://www.720700073.com |
| 15th July 2006 - 06:05:15 AM |
| 78500 : |
| Jack, please try to understand: DUSTIN IS A TOOL. He is not deserving of your money or anyone else's. Also, someone who claims to be one of the world's biggest "SAVED BY THE BELL FANS" should not use "totally cool" in his e-mail. Because you very obviously aren't. |
| 15th July 2006 - 11:09:06 AM |
| 78501 : |
| the little fucker is a liar.He's a greedy selfish jew.Howard Stern makes + million a year from Sirius and still wouldn't buy a shirt.Fuck you diamond. |
| 15th July 2006 - 11:28:43 AM |
| 78502 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| I heard that Dustin gave George Takei a rimjob when he went on the Howard Stern show. I hope it's true, that's fucking hot. |
| 15th July 2006 - 11:54:29 AM |
| 78503 : hung |
| dustin, lets have sex, you look so hot when youre begging for money. I am chinese guy i love gay sex with studly dudes like you. i can fit 3 cocks in my ass and one time had sex with grandfathers ox and i had its penis and balls in my ass. cum in my mouth please i love you. |
| 15th July 2006 - 11:15:59 PM |
| 78504 : Harvey Keitel |
| Show me Screech, show me with your mouth. Show me how you suck a guy's dick. Come on you fucking whore, quit fucking around and fucking SHOW ME!!! |
| 16th July 2006 - 02:02:07 AM |
| 78505 : Dom DeLuise |
| Screecch, I wanna unload a bellyfull of my toxic buttsludge in to your whimpering jewmouth! call me, you fucking shit!! |
| 16th July 2006 - 09:37:16 AM |
| 78506 : hung |
| dustin i am sad that you have not replyed to my msg. i am from china but i now live in west holywood and have lots of gay sex with men. when in china i had sex with all the gay men in my village and also my granfathers ox. he was a good ox his name was xinpao, but when grandfather caught me having sex with it he cut off xinpao's cock and balls and ate them at dim sum. i miss xinpao and grandfather but because their are many gay men here in america i am enjoy it very much. |
| 16th July 2006 - 11:28:23 AM |
| 78507 : |
| Glad to hear you finally put your money to good use having your fat whore get her tubes tied.Fuckers like you don't deserve to breed. |
| 16th July 2006 - 01:47:24 PM |
| 78508 : lol |
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| 16th July 2006 - 06:36:46 PM |
| 78509 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why did you stand up Artie Lang? Even though your stand-up routine is total dogshit, he offered you 00 to 10 minutes of stand-up opening for him, and you didn't even bother to show up! What in the hell were you thinking??? I doubt that Stern would even have you on his show again if you begged him! You lied about your dick and appear to have fabricated 95% of your story about why you need money from former SBTB fans. You need to go get a college degree, learn a useful skill, and work 40 hours/week like the rest of us. Begging for money and then screwing over the people trying to help you is absolutely pathetic! Have you even bothered to ship any of the t-shirt that have been purchased from your website? |
| 16th July 2006 - 08:08:48 PM |
| 78510 : artie lang |
| screech, thanks for opening for me u fucking dickhead |
| 16th July 2006 - 09:38:14 PM |
| 78511 : belding |
| screech, you suck. report to my office for unprotected buttsex immediately. |
| 16th July 2006 - 10:40:15 PM |
| 78512 : Zack Morris |
| my dad and i are gonna double up on you tonight. u are gonna get aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 17th July 2006 - 04:37:52 AM |
| 78513 : MJ is thrusting your anus |
| Tired of anus and im Tired of the itchyness Your anus are disgusting So what does it mean when I'm thrusting it into you I got to get in As jacked as it sounds Your smelly anus sucks, dammit Hee, heeheeheee Peek in the anus Come into the hole You tell me I'm wrong Then you better prove you're right You're sellin' out ass but ah I care about yours I've got to get bigger And I won't give up the fight With such ding dong in your ass don't it make you wanna cream Make you wanna cream Me bashing and abusin' victimizing within your ass Baby Baby! You try to cope with every thrust of my pelvis Somebody please stop me 'Cause I just can't take it Stop pressurin' me Just Stop pressurin' me Stop pressurin' me Make me wanna cream Stop pressurin' me Just Stop pressurin' me Stop pressurin' me Make you just wanna cream Oh brother please have mercy 'Cause I just can't take it Stop pressurin' me Just stop pressurin' me Stop pressurin' me Make me wanna cream Stop pressurin' me NAAARRGHHHH! (spills load)... |
| 17th July 2006 - 06:08:00 AM |
| 78514 : Artie Lange\'s lawyer |
| Dear Mr. Diamond As a means of reperation for your recent breach of contract, my client, Mr. Lange, would very much like to insert several leaking size D batteries into your anus. Please contact me at your earliest convenience so that we can arrange an appointment. Yours, S. poogeinmymouth |