| 17th July 2006 - 11:12:43 AM |
| 78517 : THE HULKSTER |
| Screech I hope you've been taking your vitamins motherfucker, coz when THE HULKSTER catches up with you, he's gonna take out HULK JR. and thrust him up your brownpipe so hard and fast that your anal beard is gonna catch fire from the friction. CAN YOU HANDLE THE PAIN??? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA CUMS ALL OVER YOU, BROTHA??? USA!!! USA!!!! OH SHIT I'M GONNA CUMMMMM!!!! UNNHGGHGHHHH!!! |
| 17th July 2006 - 11:55:40 AM |
| 78518 : Kurt |
| Diamond, I just realized that the guestbook here turned 5 years old yesterday! You must be proud that your fans have been posting here since July 16, 2001. The world has changed since then, but you remain as out icon. |
| 17th July 2006 - 02:49:14 PM |
| 78519 : Samuel \'M\'f\'k\'n\' Jackosn |
| AP is reporting that SNAKES ON A PLANE will be followed up by SNAKES IN MY ASS and will star Screech. Rumors that this will be a hardcore sex movie has been branded as "depressing". "I'm sick of these muthafuck'n snakes in my mo'f'k'n ass. Now why don't you take that m'f'k'n snake outta my m'f'k'n ass before I break your m'f'k'n glass jaw with my m'f'k'n fist, you m'f'k'a. DAMN!" |
| 17th July 2006 - 03:17:15 PM |
| 78520 : |
| This is funny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dustin_Diamond |
| 17th July 2006 - 03:49:33 PM |
| 78521 : Starships-1 |
| I am flaming queer. I'm just afraid to admit it. I want Jeremy Miller, Screech, Andy Bell, and Marc Almond to spray their seed on my face. I hope I catch AIDS from Andy Bell. |
| 17th July 2006 - 06:27:59 PM |
| 78522 : |
| let's lick each others taints Starships - I don't wipe my ass very well, so you'll have a special treat |
| 17th July 2006 - 08:24:48 PM |
| 78523 : george sunday |
| allo allo whats this then aye? |
| 17th July 2006 - 10:33:57 PM |
| 78524 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, after eating Slater's shit-burger, do you prefer drinking semen or piss to get the little dingleberries down your throat? Please contact me to discuss! |
| 17th July 2006 - 11:21:55 PM |
| 78525 : |
| Nice site! I read about it on Wikipedia... I find the concept hilarious. You should add more content! |
| 18th July 2006 - 12:46:06 AM |
| 78526 : Rusty Trombone |
| I have a tip for all flaming queers who post here - if you want some action, try putting on an afro wig, a fake terrorist beard, some K-mart Armani and a huge gonzo nose, then go hang out in the restroom of your local Denny's or similar establishment. I find it never fails. There's always some poor fool who will think they recognise you as Diamond, and who you can persuade into hooking up with in a cubicle. Last night I hit my local Denny's last night, watching dudes taking a piss or listening to them going BM. If you try and look at guy's schlongs you will often get some strange looks and maybe a couple of threats but you'll hit pay dirt eventually. Last night it was a middle-aged businessman named Arnold. He said he seen my show, one thing lead to another and we got to making out in a cubicle. He said he wanted to drop a deuce so I lay down on the piss-soaked floor and he dropped trow. I looked up and saw that Arnold had really bad hemhorroids. I grew tired with his straining and trying to pinch one out into my waiting mouth, so just for fun I reached up and grabbed one of his ass-grapes (a nice juicy purple one) between thumb and forefinger and gave it a good hard tweak. Well, the motherfucker just exploded. Arnold started to scream and the pain somehow caused his bowels to release, and I was showered with blood and shit. There was shit and blood all up the walls as well. I was worried that his screaming would alert people, so I gave him a good hard donkey punch and stuck his head down the toilet, and got the fuck outta there via a window before someone could call the cops on me again. All in all a textbook evening. |
| 18th July 2006 - 01:10:19 AM |
| 78527 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Diamond, when you go to gay nude beaches, have you ever looked at any of the birds flying about, or are you always fixated on all of the hot STD-riden male asses around you? I personally was at a beach in Key West the other day when I saw a pelican dive into the water to catch a fish - it gave me a filty queer idea! Those pelicans can scoop up quite a bit of water in their beaks. I would like you to do the same, except with HIV+ semen, not water! Would you mind if a gay man stuck a tire jack in your mouth and then used it to pry your mouth open to a 180 degree angle? Then you can dunk your mouth into a spa filled with semen and shit from a bunch of queer dudes - you get to pretend you are a pelican scooping up seawater. The only difference is that the pelican won't contract the HIV virus from the water, whereas you will from the diseased liquids in the spa! Are you interested???? |
| 18th July 2006 - 01:46:51 AM |
| 78528 : Dustin Diamoind |
| Well, I am just appalled. |
| 18th July 2006 - 02:14:00 AM |
| 78529 : Louie Anderson |
| Screech, let's assfuck! |
| 18th July 2006 - 04:10:52 AM |
| 78530 : Frankie Muniz |
| Dustin please have sex with me immediately. I will pay youu and everything. I just haven't been able to think about you since that time all those years ago when we hooked up on the set of "big fat liar". Oh god my cock is hard and dripping pre-cum just thinking about it. The way you touched me so gently; the way you slipped your tongue into my brownpipe; dustin you taught me the ropes that night, showed me how to be a MAN, and I thank you for it. but I want more!!! I wanna feel your hot sperm blasting into my guts one more time!! i'm hard and ready, so call me RIGHT NOW, you fucking hot piece of jew-meat!!!!! |
| 18th July 2006 - 04:21:46 AM |
| 78531 : THE HULKSTER |
| CUM AND QUEER UP MY IMDB BOARD, BROTHAS!!!!!!!! http://imdb.com/name/nm0001356/board/nest/48523864 |
| 18th July 2006 - 06:24:23 AM |
| 78532 : Joseph mtumbo |
| yes i tooo would like very much haveing the sex with mr diamond. zoinks. |
| 18th July 2006 - 06:42:32 AM |
| 78533 : Evan Stone |
| OH SHITT!! SHITTTTT!! OH FUCK DUSTIN I'MM GONNA CUMMM!!!! OH!!! OH!!!! OOHHHHHHHHHHH-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHUNGH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! UUUUUUUNNNNNNGH-OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH. Ugh, it's a bit stringy |
| 18th July 2006 - 08:14:42 AM |
| 78534 : Evan Stone |
| OHH DUSTIN!!! I'M GONNA CUM INSIDE YOUR ASS AGAIN!!!!! OHHHHHH-UUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHNNNNGHHHH!!!!!!! Shit nigga, my balls ache |
| 18th July 2006 - 10:15:41 AM |
| 78535 : It\'s Joe |
| Is it true that ZACK brought out the lifesized cardboard cut out of KELLY and once positioned the pringles can sized hole between it's legs over your ass hole and began to screw Cardboard Kelly's pussy whilst screaming "OHHH KELLLY!" when suddenly the real Kelly walked through the door and ZACK pleeded "This isn't what it looks like!" and suddenly spilt his load inside of you and you yelped "ZOINKS" at the top of your lungs with a smile of sheer delight on your face and kelly stormed off and ZACK said "WAY TO GO POINDEXTOR" and beat you to a bloody pulp to the point where your annoying character was replaced, albeit briefly, by the weiner Pauly Shore? |
| 18th July 2006 - 10:26:34 AM |
| 78536 : Southside nigga |
| bitch you betta watch out...my homies n me are comin to yo house tonight to give you the HIV!!!!! |