| 24th October 2006 - 02:24:28 PM |
| 78757 : Neil walsh |
| U r a hero to all Kimmage ppl. ur in my french book. Did u die of a cocaine o.d |
| 24th October 2006 - 03:21:42 PM |
| 78758 : Rocco |
| Diamond, Thank you for finally getting your board back up and running you hook nosed piece of garbage! Alot has gone on in the last few months, mostly your attempts to scam your fans out of their hard earned loot through your stupid schemes. I demand that you meet me behind the bowling alley in Tusckaloosa Alabama this Friday for some hot man love! ROCCO |
| 24th October 2006 - 05:41:50 PM |
| 78759 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, let's hook up for a hot lunch. I really want to eat some greasy Taco Bell food and then spray warm watery diarrhea right into your mouth!!! You must be creaming your pants right now just thinking about my tremendous offer. Let's get together! Pencil me in for the 10:30 PM slot behind the Exxon gas station in West Hollywood. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th October 2006 - 11:05:29 PM |
| 78760 : Rocco |
| Dner, I heard that Diamond stretches out his ass and lets members of the queercore audience mosh in his rectum! Damn Diamond get DD and the Dicksmokers back together for a new show. I'm gonna wear a nice pair of golf cleats!!!! ROCCO |
| 24th October 2006 - 11:40:18 PM |
| 78761 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took Slater, Zack, Mr. Tuttle, and you to the Max for dinner to celebrate Slater’s first place finish in the California state wrestling championship? Remember how the Max had a small arcade with Centipede and Frogger? Remember how you hated those games because you sucked at them? Remember when you complained to Belding and he replied “SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!” Remember when you started crying and everyone laughed at you and called you a stupid homo? Remember when Belding appeared to feel badly and put his arm around you and told you that the Max did have a new arcade game? Remember when your face lit up and you asked what the game was? Remember when he said it was Asteroids? Remember how you started grinning like an idiot because that was your favorite game? Remember when you asked where the Asteroids game was and Belding got up and told you to follow him? Remember how confused you became as Belding started walking toward the men’s bathroom? Remember when you asked Belding why he was walking to bathroom and he replied, “it’s hidden in the bathroom.” Remember when you naively believed him because he was your role model and you looked up to him? Remember how the bathroom smelled like a sewer when Belding opened the door because Slater had clogged up one of the toilets with chunks of shit because the Taco Bell he had eaten that day didn’t agree with his bowels? Remember when you didn’t see an Asteroids game in the bathroom and asked Belding where it was? Remember when slugged you in the gut and then threw you face-first at the bathroom mirror? Remember when he said, “you want to play Asteroids faggot? Go ahead DIPSHIT” and then threw you face first into the toilet that was filled with Slater’s turds? Remember when Belding said, “are you having fun avoiding the turds? How do you like my game of Asteroids?” Remember when Slater and Zack ran into the bathroom and dropped their pants? Remember when Zack tore off your Zubaz and ass raped you while Slater and Mr. Belding dropped deuces in your jew-fro? Remember when Tuttle walked into the bathroom and started jerking off to the sounds of your screams for help? The Bayside gang really got you good that time! |
| 25th October 2006 - 01:02:05 AM |
| 78762 : Jm J. Bullock |
| Hey hey hey screechie, i haven't forgotten about ya! I still wanna give you a nice hefty dose of the AIDS right up your brownpipe! i hope you like having dudes stamp on your balls while wearing hiking boots motherfucker!!! Jm J is bringin tha AIDS!! |
| 25th October 2006 - 01:14:35 AM |
| 78763 : Jm J. Bullock |
| hey SCROTCH, i've got a present for ya...AIDS!!! why not come suck your present out of my cock motherfucker!! |
| 25th October 2006 - 07:33:30 AM |
| 78764 : BORAT |
| SCRATCH, You are big star in my country Kazakstan. I wish to make sex crime with your anus. In my country, "zoinks" is banned word and was replaced in 1997 farmers revolution by the word "oinks". I vish to make sex crime with you and make you say "oinks" when I stick my kudos into you and make liquid explosion. You liken the sex crime? |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:03:07 AM |
| 78765 : big nosed fan |
| Hey Screech! I am a big fan of SAVED BY THE BELL, whatever happened to that Tiffani girl? I can't believe they cancelled your show, MIAMI CA. I'm look forward to the next episode of CITY GUYS where you meet with the actors from CALIFORNIA DREAMS and beat them in a meaningless wrestling match. I can't wait to hear you yelp "ZOINKS" every 5 seconds, which is proceeded by the famous 7-minute WOOOO-track which seems to inflitrate every fucking episode of MIAMI CA that you are on. Until the next episode of CALIFORNIA DREAMS! |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:17:56 AM |
| 78766 : aimee |
| Hi Dustin, just dropped by to say I really enjoyed your stand-up show last week, it was a great night. Thanks for the free T-Shirt, it was most kind of you ;-) Why do you allow all these icky posts in your guestbook? You should really take more care over your official site, it doesn't reflect well on you. Bye 4 now, aimee xxxxxx |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:26:25 AM |
| 78767 : Dner |
| Ox, that was a great episode! I love the part where he got a nasty infection on his face from Slater's stool. |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:46:39 AM |
| 78768 : \'Dustbin\' Diamond |
| I'm 'Dustbin' Diamond. Sex Star. Please give me "Dirty Sanchez". Buy my T-shirts, save my home. Please give me money. I like doing it in the Dustbin! |
| 25th October 2006 - 09:45:03 AM |
| 78769 : Michael Barrymore |
| I WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH YOUR ARSEPIPE |
| 25th October 2006 - 10:25:44 AM |
| 78770 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dner and Ox, I vaugely remember seeing a re-run of that episode late at night on TBS a few years ago. Didn't Screech contract a nasty intestinal virus from Sleter's diseased feces? |
| 25th October 2006 - 03:02:14 PM |
| 78771 : Dner |
| Kurt, Screech sure as hell got an intestinal virus. He has the trots for quite some time. In fact Tuttle gobbled up his Hersey squirts. |
| 25th October 2006 - 03:29:38 PM |
| 78772 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I think it would be funny if someone sent a Dustin Diamond-related "postcard" to this website: http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ |
| 25th October 2006 - 03:37:10 PM |
| 78773 : Dner |
| Hey Screech, remember the Zack Attack episode where Slater got in the racecar accident? Remember when you and the gang went to visit him in the hospital? Remember when you asked him how long he’d be in there and he said a few days? Remember when everyone left and Slater went to sleep? Remember when your homosexual urges got the best of you and you decided to wait for Slater to pass out from his morphine drip so you could play with his cock and balls? Remember when Slater passed out and you hid in the closet? Remember when the coast was clear and you made your way to his bed? Remember when you lifted up his gown and started to suck his balls? Remember when you licked his shaft up and down? Remember how excited you were and you started to jerkoff? Remember when you heard some rustling in the bathroom but you didn’t think it was important? Remember when Slater let out a huge nasty fart? Remember when that got your motor running hot and you came? Remember when you screamed “ZOINKS!!!!” Remember when Slater woke up and shouted, “HEY YOU DEMENTED FAGGOT!!!!” Remember how embarrassed you were? Remember when Slater said that he had some other “visitors” for a “night visit?” Remember when Belding and Milo came out of the bathroom completely naked with huge raging hardons? Remember how confused you were and you tried to leave the room? Remember when Milo the Janitor said “just where the FUCK do you think you’re going white chowder?” Remember when Belding pulled out a switch blade and held it to your neck and forced you to the ground? Remember when Belding used the blade to remove your lame clothing? Remember when Milo took his mop handle and beat the piss out of you? Remember how Slater laughed and laughed? Remember when Slater told Belding that his bedpan needed to be cleaned out? Remember when Milo grabbed the bedpan rubbed your jewfro in the piss and shit? Remember when Belding took Slater’s morphine drip and hooked it to you until you were a drugged up mess? Remember when Belding and Milo dressed up at orderlies and grabbed a wheelchair from the call? Remember when the dressed you up in a patients gown and wheeled you to the boiler room where Tuttle was working during the weekend for some beer money? Remember when Tuttle tied your drugged up body to a pipe and Tuttle and Belding took turns fucking and cumming in your ass? Remember when Milo started fucking your butthole and you started to wake up? Remember when you were still dazed from the morphine and you didn’t realized what had happened to you? Remember when Milo came in you and then grabbed your face and lifted up his mop so you could see it and said “THIS IS HOW I KISS FAGGOT! AND I’M GONNA KISS YOU ALLLLLLLL OVER!!!” Remember when he started to beat you with the mop handle as Belding and Tuttle laughed? Remember when Tuttle and Belding took turns beating you with the mop handle? Remember when you couldn’t see anything anymore because your face swelled up from the mop beating? Remember when Belding and Milo dressed back up as orderlies and put you back in the wheelchair? Remember when the wheeled you through the hospital and you could feel Belding’s switch blade at the back of your neck? Remember how you tried to speak but you couldn’t because of your swollen face? Remember when Belding and Milo dumped you in the hospital dumpster and you where impaled by infections materials? Remember how you had to spend a few months in the hospital to treat those various infections? Remember how your hospital stay forced the Zack Attack to cancel its tour and then caused the band to break up? Remember how Zack, Belding, Tuttle, Slater, Ox, and Mr. Dewey would come to “visit” you? That’ll teach you to violate the “no visitors after hours” rule!! |
| 25th October 2006 - 03:54:36 PM |
| 78774 : Kurt |
| Dner, great story. I like Belding's judicious use of his switchblade! I also think it is funny that everyone is always laughing at Screech while he's getting sodomized and beaten to a pulp. Screech is nothing more than a subhuman clown to all of the other Saved By The Bell characters. |
| 25th October 2006 - 04:23:11 PM |
| 78775 : Rocco |
| Well done Dner!!! I love how that faggot Screech thought he could get away with a quick feel, but how quickly the tables were turned! I can only hope that something very similar happens to him during his next scam and instead of two chicks/trannies we see Screech being assraped by Belding, Milo and Slater! ROCCO |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:32:59 PM |
| 78776 : jimy |
| well diamond i heard you have a sex tape iwould love to see it with my wife when is the tape coming out my wife is a big fan please give me all the information good luck i heard you were good in bed and has the family jewels |