| 30th October 2006 - 01:06:38 AM |
| 78815 : Owen Wilson |
| Hey there Dustin! Or should I say "Double D"? Speaking of which, I was wondering if you still had my fake boob harness. I started seeing Chuck(Norris) again he seems really upset that I do not wear them when he plunges my rectum. I showed him the trick you taught me about using Hellmann's real mayonnaise as anal lube, he gave it two thumbs up! Literally! Well buddy gotta go, hope to see ya next month at Henry Winkler's world famous "Only Wangs Gang Bang" Love ya mean it, Owen Wilson |
| 30th October 2006 - 01:39:01 AM |
| 78816 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember when the Exxon Valdez tanker hit a reef in the waters off the coast of Alaska in 1989, spilling millions of gallons of oil into the Pacific Ocean? I think that you should have led the clean-up effort. Your jew-fro alone could have mopped up millions of gallons of oil. You should have teamed up with Chris Burke to form a celebrity clean-up crew. After you would have finished, Chris Burke would have lifted everyone's spirts by lighting your oil-soaked jewfrom on fire, burning your head to a crisp, much to the delight of all onlookers! |
| 30th October 2006 - 06:30:10 AM |
| 78817 : ytmnd1337 |
| Max, keep up the great work. |
| 30th October 2006 - 06:44:22 AM |
| 78818 : Hungbob Spoogepants |
| Screech, we simply must hook up for gay sex at the earliest possible opportunity. I'm sure you only have a couple inches at best, but I don't care, you can stick it up whichever of my orifices you please. Then I'll do you, I have 11 inches and I cum like Peter North. A lot of my partners beg me again and again to give them a facial. You would look sooo sexy with your face all coated with my glistening man-jelly. Are you into felching? I've tried it a couple times but I can't really get the hang of it. Maybe you could show me the ropes? Do you have any gay clubs you regularly hang out at? Let me know and I'll come out to play. - HBSP |
| 30th October 2006 - 07:21:59 AM |
| 78819 : Michael Barrymore |
| Hi friends! I like nice thick cocks up me wrong 'un. |
| 30th October 2006 - 07:41:29 AM |
| 78820 : Johnny Pube-Crabs |
| I too would like to have gay sex with Mr. Diamond. Screech, I've just been diagnosed with teh superAIDS and I'll wager that after I blow my ultra-potent load down your gullet, you'll go full-blown within the hour! |
| 30th October 2006 - 08:35:10 AM |
| 78821 : Darth Vader |
| I just made Screech Pregnant! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| 30th October 2006 - 10:17:54 AM |
| 78822 : Max the Magican |
| Screech, will pouring toilet duck bleach down my anus cure me of the repetitive itching and your HIV sperm that is currently swirling inside me? Get back to me, you idiot. |
| 30th October 2006 - 11:22:55 AM |
| 78823 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hungbob Spoogepants, Owen Wilson, Dner, and Paul Daanen, is it ok with you guys if I videotape your encounters? Diamond is destitute right now and could probably use some extra money from a second sex tape. |
| 30th October 2006 - 01:15:14 PM |
| 78824 : Your Dad |
| For those of you who like anal toys, what is your favorite? Do you prefer depth or circumference? Do you like to push your limits, or do you have one favorite you stick with? Since I don't have a safe place to keep a regular dildo, I have used a variety of items. I like feeling slowly stretched out by something as thick as I can stand. So far I've found a 20 oz. or 1/2 liter water bottle to be about the biggest diameter I can take. It takes some work, but feels absolutely wonderful once it's in me. I have also tried a large butt plug called the F5 Twister, which really took some work but was incredible. When I don't have the time to really enjoy a real stretch, a thick carrot or something else has to do. What do you enjoy when a man isn't available? Have you ever had, or do you regularly have, anal orgasms? |
| 30th October 2006 - 01:42:01 PM |
| 78825 : Zack\'s dad |
| Screech, why is everyone complaining about the low tech graphics on your website? I did the best I could with my Packard Bell 386. I didn't even have a color monitor - I had to use my old monochrome monitor I swiped from by 1984 Apple IIE computer. I did the best I could with the resources at my disposal. It took 4 hours to upload the code for this guestbook while using my 2400 baud modem. |
| 30th October 2006 - 01:55:46 PM |
| 78826 : Kurt Steinberg |
| http://www.dontgivescreechadime.com/Welcome.html " Don’t Give Screech a Dime! Actor Dustin Diamond, known best for playing the character “Screech” on TVs “Saved by the Bell,” has been popping-up on various media lately hawking t-shirts and soliciting public support in a campaign to raise 0,000 to make the balloon payment due on his Wisconsin home. On his website GetDShirts.com and in interviews, Dustin suggests that there is a conspiracy to take his home from him. He makes it sound as if getting served with a notice of foreclosure after not making his house payment came as a shocking surprise. He uses words like “injustice” and spits venom at land-contract experts who weren’t able to bail his ass out. He talks about his “shitty credit” as if it were some kind of disease that was inflicted upon him, as opposed to the product of his own choices and behavior. While we here at DontGiveScreechADime.com have nothing against Dustin Diamond personally and are never happy to see anyone in an awkward situation, we believe strongly that the principles of accountability and responsibility apply to everyone, even former celebrities! Dustin Diamond is in his late 20s. He appears to be healthy and completely capable of contributing to society. He has had and continues to have opportunities that are not available to most. The general public should not be concerned if Dustin Diamond defaults on the loan for the house that he bought but obviously could not afford. He has no right to your sympathy or financial support. Plus, his public campaign is totally irritating and his shirts are uninspired and crappy-looking. Remember, if Dustin Diamond is successful with this campaign we have only ourselves to blame when he starts selling “HELP ME COVER MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS” and “HELP ME BUY A NEW LIVER” shirts. What can I do to really help Screech? •Again, don’t give him a dime. By giving him a dime, you become an “enabler” and only encourage his irresponsible behavior. •If you live in the Port Washington, Wisconsin area and have an extra room in your house, let Dustin Diamond know that he can “crash on your couch” for awhile when he gets evicted, but only if he gets his act together. • If you know of a job that you think Dustin Diamond would be qualified for, or if you run across something on the Milwaukee craigslist job-postings that you think he would be qualified for, let him know! •If you ever see someone sporting a “DShirt,” point, laugh, snicker and do whatever it takes to let them know that they are a chump. Now what do I do with that burning a hole in my pocket? Well, anything else- give it to a real charity, take a loved one to lunch, apply it as extra principal toward your own house payment, buy some groceries or buy a Suicide Girl something from her Amazon wish list. If you feel so inclined to spend your dollars on celebrity charity schemes, spend it here. Thanks!" |
| 30th October 2006 - 05:33:27 PM |
| 78827 : Dustin Diamond |
| h3y guys, just had to stop by and say hello to all the lovely fans of mine. HAHA i cant wait for kurt to come home!!111 BTW stud muffin kurty baby,when you get home, my ass will be perked up in the air, completely un-buttered. your f4v!1111 |
| 30th October 2006 - 11:26:21 PM |
| 78828 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for posting, buddy! You're such an ass tease. When I arrived at home this evening I was disappointed that you were not here. :( Luckily, however, three queers were dasiy-chaining each other in the alley outside my building - I went down and took dumps on a couple of those HIV+ fruits! So everything turn out ok! |
| 31st October 2006 - 12:41:09 AM |
| 78829 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it cool with you if I painfully burn off your nut-sac with a blowtorch? Please get back to me soon, buddy! |
| 31st October 2006 - 04:03:50 AM |
| 78830 : Dustin Diamond |
| Kurrrrrrt!1111 Baby, look that was my surprise for you... 3 g4y m3n to fulfill your every desire!!!!1 I was watching you from a hotel and g0t it all5 on t4pe!!1 And when i get home im gonna have a huge bowl with at least ten males sperms not including my own, for that load goes right in your fucking a55!!!1 |
| 31st October 2006 - 04:59:20 AM |
| 78831 : Dustin\'s Ding-Dong |
| I tell ya, it's a hard-knock life being Dustin Diamond's genitals. Imagine being stuck with this loser 24 hours a day. Makes me wanna atrophy, lemme tell ya. Last night I was remeniscing with Dustin's asshole about the good old SBTB days. They were fantastic times for us - Dustin's always been more of a receiver, but that doesn't mean I didn't get my share of the action, lemme tell ya! On several occasions I was lucky enough to be inserted into Mario Lopez's asshole - man, that guy's buttpipe is like some palatial taco-bell scented heaven!! And boy oh boy, he really knew how to work a cock with his mouth. Just thinking about the things he did with his tongue makes me hard. Nowadays the only action I get is when Dustin rams me up the diseased assholes of homeless dudes he's payed to, or when he whops me up his fake wife's gaping snatch (I wish he'd just stick me into a bucket of rotting fish instead, it'd smell nicer!). Jeez, what a life. Oh and I'd like to set the record straight once and for all - no WAY am I 10 inches. I'm more like 3 hard, at best. |
| 31st October 2006 - 09:10:50 AM |
| 78832 : JK Carter |
| Scratch, I must make you pregnant! PREG-FUCKING-NAT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUT M'Y MOUTH? PREGNANT! Thanks Scoorch! |
| 31st October 2006 - 09:43:23 AM |
| 78833 : kiala |
| i luv dustin diamond and yall are some straight haters wuit being jealous and get a fucking life |
| 31st October 2006 - 10:12:07 AM |
| 78834 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond (message 78330), please write your gay messages in Standard English. When you use your queer little abbreviations, I get annoyed and don't know what the hell you are writing about. Let's hook up for unprotected buttsex! |