31st October 2006 - 10:47:05 AM |
78835 : JK Carter |
Scratchy, I remember that classic episode of City Guys, where you, Scroach was mistaken for a wanted Vietnamese Warlord of the name of "Hung Lao" when you pretended to be the chef of that 40-year-old blonde from Miami CA. Scyecch, I want to know when the next episode of California Dreams is on because, as you know, Scarch, I am your biggest fan and really wish you would make that anniversary special of the Wonder Years you keep harping on about. Scaoy, I want to see you putting pen to paper for this! Screeo, I want to see this happen! PUT PEN TO PAPER, Scrach! |
31st October 2006 - 10:53:41 AM |
78836 : Kurt Steinberg |
Diamond, I agree with Borat in this youtube clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6qD0nVqYMs We should throw you down a well! |
31st October 2006 - 11:14:43 AM |
78837 : Marc Almond |
Remember how you starred at MARC ALMOND for about five minutes wondering what the fuck he was talking about when he said, loudly, "Tainted love" at the top of his lungs? Remember how he looked at you as if you were dumb or something and said "I just gave you my TAINTED LOVE!"... Remember how you screeched "ZOINKS" at the top of your lungs and belding broke down the door asking what the hell was going on and saw you sitting, starring into nothingness, with Almond disappearing out of the nearby window and running towards the Airport....? Remember how Belding said "I guess he won't be singing tainted love now..." Remember how you said "He already gave me it..." and belding said "You sick fuck"! "# TAINTED LOVE! MARC ALMOND JUST GAVE YOU TAINTED LOVE! YOU CONTRACTED TAINTED LOVE! TAINTED LOVE! YOU GOT TAINTED LOVE! TAINTED FUCKING LOVE!!!!#" |
31st October 2006 - 04:27:51 PM |
78838 : Jay Leno |
We had visitors on Friday night, my wife's best friend and her man. He is a complete asshole, and I can't hide what I think about him. After they were gone she got mad at me and told me to strip. As I did, she went upstairs and came back with five panty girdles - four of them mine and one of hers. When I had put on all four pairs of mine, I was already pretty crushed, but then she made me wriggle into her pair which are much too small. She put leather cuffs on each of my wrists and tied them to the stair about 18" above my head. She fed me two pints of water, fitted me with a pair of nipple clamps and then went up to bed. I stood there like that from 1:00 am until 8:00 am. When she had wakened and showered, she came downstairs. One by one she removed each girdle and when the last one came off checked it carefully to see if I had wet it (which I had not). She released me and took me upstairs and told me to put on my black bra, stockings and suspenders. She then tied me spreadeagled to the bed and gagged me with the panties she wore the night before. She still seemed really mad, and I knew this to be true when she fetched a bamboo cane and gave me twenty full blooded strokes. She knows I enjoy some CP - gets me really horny. Trouble is she didn't release me then. She phoned my golf buddy and told him I was unwell and couldn't play that day. She left me tied like that for twelve hours and gave me another twenty strokes every hour. She only released me in the end when I promised to invite the asshole for a game of golf (my pals will hate me for that). I spent what remained of the weekend dressed only in bra, stockings and suspenders, waiting on my wife hand and foot and doing all the household chores, with my well striped, bright red ass always on display. |
31st October 2006 - 10:47:38 PM |
78839 : Happy Halloween |
I was screech for halloween. I felt so freaking cool. You should all try dressing up as screech! It makes you feel good about yourself. Almost as good as writing gay sh*t about screech you fckin losers. Screech came to my school, and we blazed an L, he's cool, so shut the fck up, you scum bags!!! You are all probably from the midwest, or even worse, the south! Fckn losers. |
31st October 2006 - 11:16:57 PM |
78840 : diamondcutter |
Hey, Crappy Halloween... Big deal dressing like Screech... We dress up as SBTB characters all the time for dumpster parties. Tell me where you are at so we can hook-up you loser-fuck. I've got a sweet Belding toupee and fat suit I want to try on you as I shit on you and stick my 13.5 inch cock up puckering starfish... |
01st November 2006 - 12:19:12 AM |
78841 : Kurt Steinberg |
Diamond is going to star in a shitty new movie entitled "HAMLET A.D.D.." http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200610/1161846566.html Fortress Productions Announces New Shakespeare Film Featuring Dustin Diamond Title: Fortress Productions Announces New Shakespeare Film Featuring Dustin Diamond Released by: Fortress Productions Release Date: 2006-10-26 02:09:26 For_Immediate_Release: PRESS RELEASE October 26, 2006 - Milwaukee, Wisconsin - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Fortress Productions is proud to announce the production of their feature film, Hamlet A.D.D., directed by Bobby Ciraldo and Andrew Swant. The film is a comic re-envisioning of the classic Shakespeare text which takes aim at making The Bard more captivating for modern audiences. The "A.D.D." in the title refers not only to a quirk of Hamlet's personality, but also to the fact that the play has been artfully condensed so as to appeal to audience members lacking in the focus department. Shot entirely in front of a 'green screen,' the film features live-action characters living in a playful cartoon world. Science-fiction elements are gradually woven into the story to re-invent the play for those already familiar Hamlet's narrative, and to keep newer audience members on their toes and at full attention. Ciraldo explains, "I play Hamlet, and Andrew plays Horatio. It's basically a buddy movie, except with a lot of weird words, murder, suicide, and some space travel." Says Swant, "We started working on the film in March of 2004 and hope to have it done in early 2007. Three years is a big chunk of your life, but it's been a really rewarding chunk." He adds, "We're extremely pleased with the way post-production is progressing and looking forward to audiences' reactions." Ciraldo adds, "We shot with Dustin Diamond about a year and a half ago. He was an absolute professional and a gifted actor." "Working with an icon like Dustin was a blast," says Swant, "T'was a mind altering experience." Other cast members include Robert Richard Jorge (American Movie, Coven) as King Claudius, Dustin Diamond (Saved By the Bell) as Bernardo, Mark Borchardt (American Movie, The One, David Letterman Correspondent) as the Gravedigger, Mike Schank (American Movie, Storytelling) as the Gravedigger's Friend, Xavier LePlae (The Foreigners, I'm Bobby) as Polonius, David Robbins (Lift, The Ice Cream Social) as the Norwegian Captain, Laura Klein (Helping Hand) as Queen Gertrude, Harmony Murphy (Big Girls Don't Cry They Get Even) as Ophelia, Paul Finger (singer of Wild Kingdom) and Matt Cook (The United States of Poetry) as Pirates, Steve Wetzel (Men's Hockey) as the Priest, Sarah Price (producer of American Movie) as the Judge, and Leslie Hall (of Leslie and the Lys) as herself. Fortress Productions, located in Milwaukee, is a full-service production facility providing creative services to business clients such as the Milwaukee Art Museum and The Sundance Channel, as well as individual artists such as Leslie Hall, Ray Chi, and David Robbins. For more information contact: Email: Info@FortressProductions.com Phone: 414-687-1474 Alt Phone: 414-429-3530 Web: www.FortressProductions.com/HamletADD Fortress Productions 1718 N 1st St. Suite 5N6 Milwaukee, WI 53212 |
01st November 2006 - 12:22:31 AM |
78842 : Deucer |
That movie sounds completely fucking gay. "Ciraldo adds, "We shot with Dustin Diamond about a year and a half ago. He was an absolute professional and a gifted actor."" How much d'you think Diamond had to pay them to say that? God I wanna drop a deuce in his mouth so bad!!!! |
01st November 2006 - 12:27:38 AM |
78843 : Kurt Steinberg |
Happy Halloween, what are you 15 years old? Based on the "quality" of writing on your post it is obvious that you are the immature one posting here. It's funny that you disparage the south and the midwest. But I'll bet you just love it in the northeast, don't you? There was a NJ queer who used to post on the Dustin Diamond Forum under the name Diamondish. Could that be you, faggot? For your insolance, I will be sure to drop a deuce in your mouth! |
01st November 2006 - 02:28:16 AM |
78844 : Happy Halloween |
no krut actualy i am 14 yrs olde and i goe to the chris burke school for special childern in califronier. It was grate when scratch came to my school. except when he tryed to put his big man-stick in my poo-hole it hurted a lot. |
01st November 2006 - 02:45:23 AM |
78845 : Bill O\'Reilly |
Hey there Dustin, how have you been. Me? I'm great, except for the fact that you haven't caught my cum in your jew fro lately. It's tedious work cleaning myself off because I have no jew fros to ejaculate on. In fact, I think you should be letting people give you to deficate on your chest or ejaculate on your fro, perhaps with a for both deal. T-shirts just don't sell Dustin, where as taking a shit on HIV+ semen infested cock goblins like yourself sells like hotcakes. Call me later you little bitch, good bye. |
01st November 2006 - 09:26:19 AM |
78846 : Bill O Reilly |
The spin stops in your ass (motions with erect penis directly at the camera). |
01st November 2006 - 11:03:18 AM |
78847 : Bill O Reilly |
The penis stops in your ass. |
01st November 2006 - 03:47:39 PM |
78848 : Dner |
This Halloween I decided to do something different. My friends and I dressed as Frankie Goes to Hollywood and we had a gay in the 80's queer party at our local gaybar. Not only where there gay music icon's but also people dressed as Michael Alig and James St. James! Instead of a disco ball there was a Marc Almond ball that shot HIV+ sperm everywhere! Popper and cocaine everywhere! It was the sex! |
01st November 2006 - 03:48:09 PM |
78849 : diamondcutter |
the "sit 'n' spin" stops HERE: http://s12.invisionfree.com/Dustin_Diamond_Love/index.php?act=idx |
01st November 2006 - 03:53:38 PM |
78850 : diamondcutter |
I had my FG2H cassette on in the car today.... fucking SWEET!!!! |
01st November 2006 - 04:15:49 PM |
78851 : Burt Reynolds |
I am not quite a senior citizen but getting close. Over the years I really believe that more men are more open, sensitive and I would argue even more feminine. I think there is alot of truth to this. When I was in my twenties I do not remember there being any makeup available for men exclusively. Today men are using more and more items that were exclusively womens. Bronzer, eye liner, hair color, body sprays and there was a day men didn't use hairspray. It has become acceptable for men to remove most or all body hair to include legs, chest and back. I've shaved under my arms for years. Clothing -- Men have always worn womens panties and other lingerie and that will never change. The other day I saw what looked like panties for boys on a chance cut through the kids depatment in Target. I was amazed that they were now making a product made of nylon or similar fabric for boys. And in prints or patterns. Target has been carrying what I have thought was very feminine underwear for men for at least a couple of years. I am sure other stores do as well but have not noticed as I wear womens underwear. Colors for mens clothing almost have no boundries. Many mens clothing items are being made of newer light weight fabrics. There have been times when I take things out of the dryer I am not sure if they were mine or my wifes. And that is just the items made for men that have that softer feminine feel. I also wear many womens tops and shorts that are made unisex enough so that I can get away with wearing them outside. I do admit that selecting women things to wear and pushing boundries becomes easier the longer you do this and the more often you wear. The skirt thing is slowly becoming more acceptable. One break through and young men will be wearing skirts as a near norm. The Internet has helped bring us all together. The Internet has made it possible for web sites to survive selling panties made for men, makeup, skirts, and opportunities like this for all of us to post and even chat. It has been great for all of us and I envy the younger men out there as to what will be available in their future. I'd be interested in hearing other points of view |
01st November 2006 - 04:30:33 PM |
78852 : Tyler |
Hey, sweet site max |
01st November 2006 - 04:39:15 PM |
78853 : Kurt Steinberg |
Fellow queers, has anyone successuflly arranged gay sex with Diamond? I often ask him to pencil me in for rimming and teabagging sessions in gas station bathrooms, but when I show up he's never there! Has anyone else who posts here been fortunate enough to make a dump in Diamond's jew-fro or fire your seed down Diamond's throat? - Kurt Steinberg |
01st November 2006 - 05:10:11 PM |
78854 : ytmnd |
http://savedbythesmell.ytmnd.com/ |