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01st November 2006 - 05:23:23 PM

78855 : because I miis poker spam...

01st November 2006 - 05:33:24 PM

78856 : Rocco

Dner, that party sounds fucking hot! I've never seen anyone dressed as Michael Alig at any parties I've been to. I wonder if it was actually Mcculley Culkin reprising his Party Monster role? This year I went out dressed as my 2nd favorite former child star douche, Micheal Oliver. I wore an unkept mullet wig soaked in urine, a sweet Scorpions muscle shirt and some shitty jeans. I walked around the entire night with a pissed off look on my face. On the back of the muscle shirt I drew a picture of a rodeoburger. For a finishing touch I wore the queerest bow tie I could find. Luckily for me I ran into a Big Ben Healy and a John Ritter who spitroasted the shit out of me!

ROCCO

02nd November 2006 - 02:25:30 AM

78857 : Deucer

78854, that YTMND is fantastic! I totally lost a load in my jockeys when I saw Screech jerking it to Zack and Belding pics! The creator deserves a medal!

http://savedbythesmell.ytmnd.com/

02nd November 2006 - 05:44:56 AM

78858 : Hot Beef Injection

that saved by the smell ytmd is HILARIOUS!

02nd November 2006 - 09:19:18 AM

78859 : TIPPER GORE, MOTHERFUCKER

HOWDY Y'ALL!!! I WANNA TAKE SCREECH'S FULL 2.5IN UP MY STINKING FECULENT BUCKET CUNT

02nd November 2006 - 09:36:14 AM

78860 : Rusty Trombone

Screech, I had a helluva night. I was burning for hot cock and ass action so I donned my jew-fro and zubaz and headed to a Denny's the next town over. I hung out in the restroom, exposing myself to everyone who came in, and after about 30 mins I struck gold: a hot young frat boy named Jeff, who sucked me off like a pro right in front of the other toilet users. After I'd blown my load on his letter sweater, he said "let me go get my buddies", left and came back with 4 other prime examples of muscly young man-chowder. The 6 of us slaked our carnal lustings right there on the floor of the men's room. After 30 mins or so, we were all exhausted and covered in sweat, jizz, piss and numerous other bodily secretions. We put our clothes back on and went back to our seperate tables. I asked for the bill and the manager came over to question me about the strange sounds that had been coming from the men's room. There was no one else in my part of the restaurant so I slugged the manager in the balls, dropped a deuce in the booth and made good my escape. I've just gotten back and my asshole is hanging open like the goddamn Black Hole of Calcutta. I'm gonna go pop a shitload of downers and hit sick, g'night buddy.

02nd November 2006 - 11:24:58 AM

78861 : Borat

Mr. Diamond, in my country of Kazakhstan theere are many problem caused by jews with the big nose. they take all our money and never give it back.

in my contry we would shoot at you for target practice and then throw you down a well with other jews. we would make your fat fake wife go to fat camp to lose weight and she would be #5 popular prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

02nd November 2006 - 02:14:16 PM

78862 : Dustin Diamond

0h h3ll0, to all my m4ny fans out there and thanks again for the l0ve.... STOP THE BORAT HYPE!111 STOP THE BORAT HYPE!1111 STOP THE BORAT HYPE!111 Weve all known of schreech for years, some of us grew up watching "Saved by the Cock smack". When bashing me or talking about me, people usually can understand it and shit. But this borat character is a douche bag! Theres nothing funny about retarded arab wanna be. At least im a LEGIT Israelite!111 FUCK YOU ALL!111

02nd November 2006 - 05:11:16 PM

78863 : _ds

02nd November 2006 - 05:47:16 PM

78864 : Gay Zack

Screech honey, I have located some HIV+ seed that we can snowball as I fuck your asshole with a can of pepsi. Get back to me you homo.

02nd November 2006 - 07:14:57 PM

78865 : Rod Belding

Hey Scrotch! I'll show you my white water rapids you stupid FUCK! I should slug you in your jewish conk you fucking faggot! The one that's gonna be balding is you, after I burn your scalp off with a blow torch, you zubaz wearing cocksucker!!

02nd November 2006 - 10:08:02 PM

78866 : Dustin Diamond

w0w Big tough guy here, sounds like everyone else on the other 821 PAGES!!!1 When you 4ll say something really gay, which it usually leads up to... give yourself a pat on the back for being so UNoriginal. 4ll you fuck turds n33d new god damn material!!!1 PRONTO!

03rd November 2006 - 12:10:56 AM

78867 : douchebag extrodin-heir

Can't you count you fuckwad... it is 822 pages.

FWFW probably 700 of them are poker spam.

03rd November 2006 - 12:16:46 AM

78868 : candycanecock4screechass

Hey jizzwaste... even your FANS hate you...

http://sbtbnow.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=Dustin

03rd November 2006 - 12:25:42 AM

78869 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, thank you for setting up this glorious guestbook so that your gay fans will have one centralized location to post their gay fantasies!

03rd November 2006 - 12:31:33 AM

78870 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin Diamond (78866) is an imposter! It's not the real Diamond - instead, it is PRINCESS PUESSIE! I didn't make the connection right away, but when I saw the use of the word "turds" I figured it out. Puessie was the only poster to use that term regularly.

Get out of here Puessie. Nobody want you here, you cross-dressing faggot!

Remember this "remember when" story about you?

16th May 2005 - 12:22:34 AM
13557 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing kickball during gym class at Bayside? Remember when Kelly was at the plate and she kicked the ball to you while you were playing shortstop? Remember when you fielded the ball and wildly threw it toward Zack, the first baseman? Remember when you were so uncoordinated that the ball slipped as you threw it and it hit the second baseman in the head? Remember when the second basement was a weirdo that liked to be called the "Prince"? Remember when everyone thought he was a complete faggot? Remember how he was the only kid in school that you could beat up, as he was even more scrawny than you? Remember when he got up after you hit hit with the kickball and came at you crying and screaming like the big pussy that he was? Remember when he swung at you with flailing arms? Remember when you kicked him in the nuts and he fell over? Remember when a crowd started forming around you two yelling "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!" as you squared off with the Prince? Remember when Mr. Belding ran out in the gym and said "hey, hey, hey, waht is going on here?" Remember when the Prince ran over to Belding and told him that you hit him with the kickball for no reason? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up the kickball and said "was it this kickball, you stupid FAGGOT?" as he whipped the ball at your face from a distance of a mere 10 feet away? Remember when the ball hit the Prince in his face, shattering his nose and spraying blood everywhere? Remember when the entire class started laughing and called the Prince a stupid piece of cocksucking shit? Remember when Slater said "whoa, that's a lot of blood" as Zack gave the Prince a legsweep, knocking him to the ground? Remember when Slater dropped trow and then dropped an HIV+ pile of shit on the Prince's bloody nose? Remember when the HIV from Slater's feces made its way into the Prince's bloodstream, giving the Prince HIV? Remember when Mr. Dewey, the science teacher, ran into the gym with a syringe and said "Prince, take this, it will make you better" as he injected the Prince? Remember when he finished the injection and then told everyone he had just injected the Prince with the Ebola virus? Remember when everyone started laughing? Remember how the Prince was a bloody, fecal-covered mess by this point? Remember when you said "alright, he's had enough... JUST KIDDING, WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMING UP!!!" as you kicking the Prince in the nuts and then yanked off his gym shorts? Remember when everyone laughed because the Prince was hung like a gnat? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and Mr. Dewey took turns stomping on the Prince's tiny hairless beanbag? Remember when I said "let me have a chance! I'm strong like an OX?" Remember when I stomped so hard on the Prince's nuts that his nutsack broke open and his tiny balls rolled out? Remember when Salter said "Prince, I think these belong to you" as he stuffed then down the Prince's throat? Remember when the Prince was in the hospital for months afterward and has been seeing a psychiatrist for years? Remember when you went to your 10-year Bayside high school reunion and discovered that the Prince had a sex change and now goes by the name "Princess Puessie"? Remember when Princess Peussie started posting retarded things in message board because he thinks they are funny, when in reality only a stupid fecal-munching pervert would find any of his postings funny? You and the Bayside gang sure screwed over the Prince in that episode!

03rd November 2006 - 02:31:58 AM

78871 : diamondcutter

Dner and Fagbusters should have anally raped the "PUESSIE" in California when they had the chance...

03rd November 2006 - 03:05:05 AM

78872 : Dustin Diamond

GuY5 C4nt we all just get along... Hate on me thats good... and lets keep all th4t love and 4attention to my beautiful jew bagel bum!!!1 i have a p0em for you all, 4nd it go3s a little something lik3 thi5!!!1

THE DR3ADFUL NIGHT

Tonight w4s a frightful night
for with all my m1ght
i couldnt hold back my fright
My tighty whities were very very tight!!!1

i l0ve you all so much that is dedicated its ded1cat3d to 4ll you fuck t4rds and cum guzzling turd burglers out there!!!!1 K33P R0cking THE H4TE!!!!

03rd November 2006 - 03:30:28 AM

78873 : Dustin Diamond

n0 But S3riously chill 0ut knob gobbl3rs!!!!1

03rd November 2006 - 03:57:17 AM

78874 : king terdburgaler

STFU you poser....

Using numbers instead of letters make you so fucking cool

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