| 07th November 2006 - 11:00:35 PM |
| 78939 : Dustin Diamond |
| h3y guy5, just stoppin in t0 s4y goodnight and i l0ve you kurt you big m4n y0u!!!!1 |
| 08th November 2006 - 04:08:16 AM |
| 78940 : MovieGeek |
| "Dustin Diamond", AKA: Screech, of TV's Saved by the Bell is set to play the lead in Micheal Bay's up-coming action adventure movie "DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH" where Screech will play a CIA operative who, under the spectre of African diamond smuggling, will be shafted by rare diamonds in his anus by the movie's villian, "MR BIG SHOT" played by William Dafoe. Screech will uncover a vicious CIA plot to use the sale of diamonds to fund the African contras and must stop their war, even offering his own anus as a means of escape for the hungry, homeless and horny terrorists that make up the contras. DUE: APRIL 2009, or probably never. |
| 08th November 2006 - 06:36:49 AM |
| 78941 : President Bushy Wushy |
| Screech, I must invade you. |
| 08th November 2006 - 08:01:56 AM |
| 78942 : Michael Oliver |
| You know, I came to a realization the other day: I'm never happier than when I have a big, thick, erect cock inside my brownpipe. I just love everything about being anally violated - the painful penetration, the sound of thigh slapping against ass, the unbeatable feeling of having a gallon of hot sperm unloaded inside of you. It's all just so super. Dustin, let's hook up, I want to make tender love to you all night and then be awoken in the morning by the feeling of you gently stroking my ginger pubes. |
| 08th November 2006 - 09:25:32 AM |
| 78943 : curt |
| what a hottie, how do i find your sex web site or sex video? |
| 08th November 2006 - 09:59:23 AM |
| 78944 : Mr. M |
| Wow Screech is visiting my University for some reason or other on Sunday! I'm so excited I might mess me pants! |
| 08th November 2006 - 11:09:43 AM |
| 78945 : McRobbie |
| Amen! Screech is visiting Glamorgan Uni this Sunday...Awesome! We love Screech! |
| 08th November 2006 - 11:18:46 AM |
| 78946 : Gay Zack |
| I want to take a big shit on Dustins face at Glamorgan U this sunday. I will eat loads of taco bell so I can get some good diarrhea built up. I will also eat plenty of oreo cookies so my shit is nice and black. It'll look like coffee grounds being sprayed all over his face. It'll be so sexy that everyone will jerk off and it'll turn ito one big circle jerk and Dustin will be covered from head to toe in man goo. It'll harden as he's trying to walk away and than the school will have a Dustin statue to worship. |
| 08th November 2006 - 11:51:18 AM |
| 78947 : Kurt Steinberg |
| That's in the UK, so I won't be able to make it. :( I'm sure that there must be many UK queers who post here - one of you should take a dump in Diamond's mouth in my honor! |
| 08th November 2006 - 12:22:40 PM |
| 78948 : cj |
| hi my boyfriend met you at an english night club in leeds and you said that zak was gay... why? |
| 08th November 2006 - 12:57:53 PM |
| 78949 : |
| cj, was Diamond at the club with a boyfriend such as Dennis Haskins? |
| 08th November 2006 - 01:20:27 PM |
| 78950 : Rock |
| esto es lo mas raro que he visto hoy. por eso me siento bien. nos vimos |
| 08th November 2006 - 02:18:14 PM |
| 78951 : Rocco |
| Dner, I was furious when I went to the polls today! Normally I was able to head to the sexfest that is voting and pile into one of the voting booths with five or six slaters and Beldings, close the curtain and go at it for hours on end. To my dismay I found that they had replaced the voting booths with electronic voting machines. No more curtains and almost no room for assplay! I entered the little cubicle with a Slater and as soon as I dropped my Zubaz so he could suck me off the fucking old geezers who watch over the voting started to have a fit! I tried to explain to them that I always voted with my cock and always needed a Slater to help me get aroused so I could vote. This was to no avail and the police were called. Luckily my Slater friend had eaten some rancid Taco Bell and released a mud slide into which the police fell onto. We quickly made our way into the queermobile for a getaway but I was pissed that my voting day sex romp was ruined! I didn't even get to write in Chris Burke for my senator! |
| 08th November 2006 - 02:24:00 PM |
| 78952 : Rocco |
| I miss voting experience like this one I had back in 04! 03rd November 2004 - 11:09:08 AM 10806 : Rocco Hey everyone. I hope that you all had as good an election experience as I did! I found that the polling stations were and excellent queer pickup location. I went dressed as the double dog and immidiately hooked up with some dude in line. I sucked him off while a lot of people watched and yelled at us. He blew his load on my afro and we finally got in to vote. 10 of my queer friends were dressed up as sbtb characters and we all crammed into one voting booth and closed the curtain! It was a wild sex romp. I voted for Kerry with my cock then proceeded to plug a Slaters greasy ass while he attempted to write in for Juan Valdez! They kept yelling at us but due to the republican lawyers we were allowed to stay in the booth for 2 hours! There was shit and cum all over the machine when we were done. It was the best election day ever! Anyone else have any good voting experiences? ROCCO |
| 08th November 2006 - 04:29:27 PM |
| 78953 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, the advancements in voting technology are unfortunate developments for hedonistic queers like us. I voted yesterday right after eating some Taco Bell. Although I didn't get any butt-sex in the voting area, I did drop ass while I was in line. It was loud and smelled so bad. There was another queer behind me in line. That queer had a big jew-fro and was wearing Zubaz pants! He dropped his pants after I farted and started jerking off. Unfortunately, he was quickly escorted out of the voting area. :( |
| 08th November 2006 - 06:14:18 PM |
| 78954 : Dner |
| Kurt, its amazing how one loud smelly fart can drive a demented faggot into a homosexual rage! |
| 08th November 2006 - 06:36:38 PM |
| 78955 : Rocco |
| Especially a demented faggot with a gigantic jew fro! Kurt did he have a large hook nose? ROCCO |
| 08th November 2006 - 07:33:42 PM |
| 78956 : Leapfrog |
| So what's the deal on your house. How much more $$$ do you need? |
| 08th November 2006 - 10:24:03 PM |
| 78957 : df |
| yo |
| 08th November 2006 - 10:59:21 PM |
| 78958 : Deuce Dumper, Male Humper |
| To all Glamorgan Uni students: please try your best to make Diamond's appearance a complete shambles! Will he be appearing in a debate? If so, please make sure to ask him questions about his queer fan base, his relationship with Mr Belding, why he tells so many lies about his house scam, his zubaz fetish, why he's such a complete and utter loser, how many gallons of HIV+ sperm he's swallowed in his lifetime etc etc. And some heckling wouldn't go amiss either! This is a golden opportunity to humiliate a complete tool! |