| 13th November 2006 - 04:52:17 AM |
| 79002 : Chachi the Great |
| Screech, your sex tape is almost as bad as "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon". |
| 13th November 2006 - 06:18:38 AM |
| 79003 : Spelunker |
| Diamond, I sure hope you caught a nice dose of HIV from those hookers, you useless piece of human garbage! Call me soon to arrange for me to lay a hot stinking burrito turd in your hair, you fucking moron! |
| 13th November 2006 - 07:10:46 AM |
| 79004 : Two-Fist Cumdumpster |
| Screech you sicken me. I hope those rank-ass sluts gave you a combined case of AIDS, hepatitis and the clap. Please go on a voyage to deepest, darkest Africa at your earliest convenience and get your sorry ass raped into next year by some kind of tropical disease-infected primate and die horribly in a pit of your own filth and gorilla spooge. You are a yeast flake in God's panties, a pubic lice on the testes of humanity, a globbet of horse smegma encrusted around the lips of Richard Simmons. |
| 13th November 2006 - 07:18:57 AM |
| 79005 : Two-Fist Cumdumpster |
| You are a fistula in the anus of humanity. A cancerous polyp. A big thick erect penis up the asshole of right-thinking folk everywhere. A smear of anal mucous on the toilet bowl of modern life. A recently-felched load from the asshole of a Bush supporter. A child molesting goat rapist from Newfoundland. |
| 13th November 2006 - 09:22:48 AM |
| 79006 : Tom Cruise |
| Males dressed in feminine attire are very desireable to me but only if they are dressed in ultra feminine lingerie, preferably in silks and satins. I can't get aroused over a man endrab but dress him in silky panties and other garments and it's a whole new ball game! I wonder how many others of us feel the same way? I suspect quite a few. I have been fortunate to have dated some Filipina shemales recently and will definately return for an encore. What an experience !!!!!!!! |
| 13th November 2006 - 02:18:38 PM |
| 79007 : Rocco |
| I would expect Diamond to consider those beasts to be quite hot compared to the other SBTB remnants he was tossed. I personally enjoy farting on behemoths like those. Sometimes they smell the taco bell I had for lunch and go into a wild craze. All this garbage Diamond has done makes me wonder what he's going to do next year to make a buck? Gay porn is about the last possible frontier for that hook nosed loser! ROCCO |
| 13th November 2006 - 04:03:55 PM |
| 79008 : |
| Thank you eech, for answering my prayers. I miss my cat, Spittums, but understand the sacrifice was necessary. Thanks again, you know who. |
| 13th November 2006 - 06:57:54 PM |
| 79009 : Marcia |
| My cooter is dry and flaky. |
| 13th November 2006 - 08:47:12 PM |
| 79010 : C. Thomas Howell |
| Dusty! I'm sorry I haven't called. Things have been rough lately. My boyfriend had a miscarriage when a baby cralwed up his asshole. Anywho, I was hoping we could re-enact the scene from "Gapetacular: An Analventure" where those two Puerto-Rican gentlemen take turns licking each other's seed off the floor of a construction site Port-O-Let. Just drop by my Myspace page. You know what you like, girl! TTFN! |
| 13th November 2006 - 09:28:32 PM |
| 79011 : Gloria Allred |
| As the representing legal attorney-woman for Dustin "Samuel "Screech" Powers" Diamond, I must say that allegations of homosexual escapades are FALSE! Mr. Diamond in no way enjoys having sex with other men. He does NOT enjoy being brutally sodomized with a cucumber slathered with mayonnaise and old Band-Aids. He screams in agony when I insert my considerable manhood inside him. Cease and desist or I will be FORCED to take legal action. |
| 13th November 2006 - 09:41:12 PM |
| 79012 : Nancy Grace |
| Greetings, friend. I feel for you. I know your pain. I was once like you. Hurt. Afraid. Standing naked in my kitchen, covered with sweat and trying to pull my vagina-penis out of the toaster oven. Then I found Jesus. A kindly Argentinian feller what lived up my stank-hole. He taught me the meaning of life: Cramming as many Argentinians up your stanky holes as you pssibly can. Goodbye, friend. |
| 14th November 2006 - 12:22:34 AM |
| 79013 : Frankie Muniz |
| Dustin, I would like to give you a lukewarm Ham-'N-Cheese, followed by a soggy pair of South Beach Blue-Blockers. Then I'll round up some vagrants to give you a lovely Bukkake Breakfast Buffet. All of this will conclude in a Manhattan Transfer. Call me, pooky bear! |
| 14th November 2006 - 02:13:49 AM |
| 79014 : Jm J. Bullock |
| Hey SCRODGE, i sure hope those 2 sluts in your video didn't give you the HIV...that's my job, fucker!! Keep lookin over yer shoulder, moonbeam!!!! PS how many hundred beef 'n' cheddars did those 2 grotesque heifers demand before they agreed to star in your video? Was it more or less than your fake wife's average daily intake? Enquiring minds want to know, cocksucker!!!! They also want to give you AIDS!!!!!!!! I'm gonna poz you up good, hombre!!!!!! |
| 14th November 2006 - 06:13:28 AM |
| 79015 : Chewy |
| Where's my t-shirt bitch? |
| 14th November 2006 - 06:37:11 AM |
| 79016 : Alfonso Ribiero |
| Hey there SCORTCH, as a former TV nerd myself, I just wanted to say...LET'S ASSFUCK!!! You make my motherfucking cock so goddamn motherfucking hard. Call me hot stuff, you know the #!! |
| 14th November 2006 - 06:40:47 AM |
| 79017 : Screech\'s number one fan |
| Hey "Screech", why do so many people spell your Saved by the Bell character, Sneet so incorrectly all the time? I mean, we all love the character of Snoot, and Scrodge, let me add that Scret is a fantastic character full of the wit that we've come to expect of all your characters. But in Smoot we feel a deep, unshakable connection with the Snot character, it's part of us - just like Snock is part of you, Scrot. So, you see Scrot, we just want to celebrate the character - and I anticipate that you will join with us in celebrating Scretch this weekend. Can we get you to confirm this? Snoot? Sneet? Snock? Please answer us Scratchy, we await your confirmation! |
| 14th November 2006 - 07:22:16 AM |
| 79018 : Skeletor |
| "People of Earth! I stand before the Great Anus of the Screech. Chosen by destiny by the powers of homosexuality! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as Screech himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of Screech's Universe!" exclaimed Skeletor...Remember how Skeletor unvieled his "Sword of Greyskull" and yelled "Yes, Screech! The Sword of Greyskull! In your ass... Now, and forever!". "YES! Yes... I feel it, the hole... fills me. Yes, I feel Screech's universe within me! I am... I am a part of his cosmos! The cream flows... Flows through him!"...."Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! Screech's bum universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power!"...."Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD!" before unleashing his man juice all over your winy face... "Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!" before laser beams came out of his eyes? |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:44:15 AM |
| 79019 : Rocco |
| Diamond, I think the best way to get yourself into the spotlight once again would be for you to hook up with Lance Bass. As you know, Lance was very interested in going into space, and if I remember correctly you are interested in assteroids as well. The two of you could launch into space together and have wild pay per view buttsex in space! If possible Mr. Belding could stow away and pop out in the middle of your lovemaking and beat you senseless. I think it would be a great end for you if Belding tossed you out the hatch into space sans any kind of space suit! Let me know when this can be arranaged. ROCCO |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:58:32 AM |
| 79020 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, it would be pretty hot if Belding fired Screech out of the space shuttle without a space suit. I'd bet that Belding would be vigoruously jerking off while Diamond's eyes explode and the rest of his body puffs up as it adjusts to zero atmospheric pressure and Diamond becomes asphyxiated in the vacuum of outer space! Maybe some martians would rescue Diamond and take them on board their mother ship for an anal probe. Perhaps they would add Diamond to their intergallactic zoo? |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:58:47 AM |
| 79021 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I was watching "Prison Break" yesterday and there was a scene where the old ex-prison guard was about to pay a call girl 0 to give him a Cleveland Steamer. Since you're running low on cash, I bet you'd allow an old man to give you a Cleveland Steamer for a mere ! |