02nd July 2004 - 03:53:49 AM |
8156 : spanky |
haha i just found this site yesterday and had nothignto do, so i went to the sbtbnow forum... they banned me when i woke up, did they delete the messages? damnit, at least i had fun doing it. |
02nd July 2004 - 04:18:57 AM |
8157 : rawr |
i desperately want to form a gay train with dustin and the rest of the male cast of sbtb... anyone know if they read this forum? |
02nd July 2004 - 06:48:42 AM |
8158 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
Wow...there sure have been a lot of developments since I last looked at this page...I shall the STPK forum, even though they kept deleting all the good posts (including the delightful erotic fanfiction I posted)...it's a relief to see that my conversation with one Jose Martinez regarding cocks has somehow slipped through the nets, though! I shall go back to that and masturbate to it many times over!!! I like the way the admin thinks that other people besides us actually used that board for fun, when no-one had posted on there in 3 months... I've been looking at the savedbythebellnow forums, it's such a shame that it seems impervious to our gay seed! Those people really are retarded beyond all comprehension...and I quote - "Dustin certainly has a weird sense of humor. You'd think he'd use a more recent picture and proofread his own homepage. He should also consider getting rid of his guestbook, because it isn't exactly kid-friendly". Unbelievable. |
02nd July 2004 - 08:49:11 AM |
8159 : |
Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.39 - 7/2 MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR FUCKED HIS WAY TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS. PERFORMING ANALINGUS ON HAYLEY MILLS IS NO WAY TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.38 - 7/2 JESSIE SPANO IS A FAGGOT TOO. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.37 - 7/2 MARIO LOPEZ IS A FAGGOT. ANYBODY WHO LIKES HIM IS A FAGGOT. (UNLESS YOU LIKE THAT GREG LOUGANIS MOVIE... THAT WAS PURE FUCKING ART!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.37 - 7/2 DUSTIN DIAMOND MAKES CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. "INSTRUCTIONAL CHESS VIDEOS" MY ASS! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 23.59 - 7/1 SAVED BY THE BELL IS DEAD!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 23.59 - 7/1 EXCEPT FOR THE HONKY TONK MAN, OF COURSE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 23.59 - 7/1 ALL YOU HONKY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS CAN SUCK THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR'S FUNKY SHITHOLE! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 23.58 - 7/1 RUB A GENIE'S BOTTLE WITH YOUR LOWER INTESTINES! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 23.57 - 7/1 PUTT A BOTTLE ROCKET IN YOUR PISSTUBE AND LIGHT IT UP! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 23.57 - 7/1 BURN OFF A WHITETAIL DEER'S ASSHAIR! |
02nd July 2004 - 08:55:46 AM |
8160 : |
Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.51 - 7/2 ANDY DICK WILL MAKE YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.50 - 7/2 LARK VOORHIES PROWLS INTERNET CHATROOMS LOOKING FOR UNDERAGE CHILDREN TO MOLEST. HER IM ACCOUNT NAME IS "HOWDYDOODIE"! PUT AN END TO HER PEDERASTERY! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.47 - 7/2 OOPS... I FUCKED UP HIS NAME. QUEERS! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.46 - 7/2 DENNIS HASKIN'S PUBIC HAIR CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.45 - 7/2 DUSTIN DIAMOND IS AN ANAL VENTRILOQUIST. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.44 - 7/2 IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CLONE, ARE YOU MASTURBATING? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.44 - 7/2 ANYBODY HERE EVER EATEN SHIT BEFORE? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.42 - 7/2 MARIO LOPEZ RAPED MAX TO DEATH. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.42 - 7/2 AND TIFFANY AMBER THIESSEN CANNIBALIZED NICKI AND THAT ART TEACHER BITCH. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fagbusters Sent: 00.41 - 7/2 I HEARD THAT MISTER BELDING STUFFED MYLO IN A TRUNK AND MURDERED HIM OUT IN THE COUNTRY. WHILE MYLO WAS BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE, BELDING SIMPLY GRINNED, AND SAID "THE PIPES... HAVE EARS!" BEFORE CLUBBING HIM TO DEATH WITH A TIRE IRON AND DUMPING HIM IN A SHALLOW GRAVE. MAX IS STILL ALIVE... BUT HIS MAGIC SHOW SUCKS SO MUCH ASS THAT HE MIGHT AS WELL GET AIDS AND CROAK. |
02nd July 2004 - 01:00:35 PM |
8161 : Sick Boy |
**************FROM_THE_FILES_OF_SICK_BOY*************** File No.00204957______"Poopsicle" January 12, 1996 What a day! It all started when I heard the familar bells of the ice cream man rolling up my street. I grabbed some change and hurried outside for a cold treat. I was awestruck as I approached the truck to see it wasn't the usual driver at all, but TV's Dustin "Screech" Diamond! I nearly fainted at the sight of the world famous superstar. "What's going on here," I inquired. "It's for charity," he explained,"They get a mega-celebrity to drive the truck. It's to raise money. For retards." What a great guy, I thought, such altruism. "Hey, slugger, if you want to help me out, I've got an extra ticket to the Counting Crows concert." Wow! The Counting Crows? Really? I excitedly hopped in the truck and Dustin sped away. I started to get confused when he parked in front of a Home Depot. (continued above) |
02nd July 2004 - 01:08:06 PM |
8162 : Sick Boy |
"What are we doing here, Dusty?" He told me,"Just a little break." "But what about the retards?" I asked. "They'll be fine, why don't you make yourself comfortable, get out of those itchy clothes." It seemed harmless enough at the time, so I slipped out of my shirt and pants, leaving only my Power Rangers underoos. "That's better," Dustin said. "Why don't you lean over and grab an ice cream cone?" I did, but as I leaned against the cooler, I felt a clammy hand on my buttock. "Relax," said Dustin,"Just roll with it." I was embarrased and excited and scared all at once. I winced as I felt something very cold slide inside my vice-grip sphincters. "OOHHH" I moaned and jerked as waves of pleasure ran from my prostate up to my throat. The penetration intensified. (cont. above) |
02nd July 2004 - 01:17:39 PM |
8163 : Sick Boy |
"You like that, don't you slugger?" questioned the talented iconoclast. I looked back to identify the object I was being sodomized with. It wasn't a popsicle at all, but rather a frozen peice of poo. "You like my poopsicle?" asked Dustin. I was too stunned to reply. By this time, my anus was splurting out a cocktail of blood and foam. "I want you to meet someone," Dustin said as he reached into one of the coolers and retreived a small retarded boy. "This is my favorite play toy." I have to admit, that little thing sure did look sexy, what with his sloped forehead and drool covered chin. "Nugha boogie foo!" the retard mumbled. "Ever play tag-team?" Dustin questioned. I knew exactly what he meant. I Inserted myself into Dustin's well-worn poot hole, and He inserted himself into the retarded boy. "Frooble bargle cous cous!" cried the boy. (cont. above) |
02nd July 2004 - 01:26:00 PM |
8164 : Sick Boy |
I'll never forget the painful, bewildered grimace on the boy's face as Dustin reared back and ejaculated inside the retard's bowels. "ZOIKS!! I'M GONNA CUUMMM! ZZOOIIKS!" he exclamed while a blew his awesome load up the drooling boy's innards. As he came, his anus clenched my fertile young bone. I still had the poopsicle up me as I launched a giant wad of gooey man-strudel at Screech's colon. "Looks like we're ready to alt-soft-adult contemporary rock! Counting Crows, here we cum!" Dustin proclaimed, and all of us (except the retard) exploded with giggles. What a life. I saved my soiled underoos, the frozen poo-stick, and the retarded boy's leg brace as priceless reminders of that wonderful day |
02nd July 2004 - 03:20:52 PM |
8165 : Gay Retard |
I just blew retard juice all over the moniter! |
02nd July 2004 - 04:53:07 PM |
8166 : Sick Boy |
Don't read from top down, y'all. Starts at 8161. |
02nd July 2004 - 05:39:52 PM |
8167 : cornelija |
helloooooooooo greetings from switzerland!!!! you now? kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
02nd July 2004 - 05:45:21 PM |
8168 : FRAB |
My Name Is... Shake-Zula, tha mic rula, tha old schoola ya wanna trip, I'll break it to ya Frylock and I'm on top, rock ya like a cop Meatwad, you're up next with ya knock-knock MEATWAD MAKE THA MONEY, SEE MEATWAD GET THA HONEYS, G DRIVIN' IN MY CAR LIVIN' LIKE A STAR ICE ON MY FINGAS AND MY TOES AND I'M A TAURUS "Cuz we are the Aqua Teens Make the homies say "Ho" make the girlies wanna scream! |
02nd July 2004 - 06:19:25 PM |
8169 : |
NUMBER ONE IN THA 'HOOD, G! |
02nd July 2004 - 07:47:25 PM |
8170 : |
http://sbtbnow.proboards18.com/index.cgi#general |
02nd July 2004 - 09:52:51 PM |
8171 : Cowboy Bob |
I would like to shove Meatwad up Dustin's ass. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!1 |
02nd July 2004 - 11:28:35 PM |
8172 : South East Asia |
Please leave MEATWAD out of this. |
03rd July 2004 - 03:37:24 AM |
8173 : Fagbusters |
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR THIS PRESERVATION OF THIS MOST PRECIOUS PIECE OF OUR VITAL HISTORY. THE GENERATIONS TO COME WILL GREATLY PRAISE THIS SELFLESS ACT OF BRAVERY. HOMOS. |
03rd July 2004 - 06:30:41 AM |
8174 : dmitri |
hellos to you all i am wirting on behalf of my good friend yuri. he si in hsopital after we were watching dustin's chess video and we decdied to see how many chess piececs he could fit in his ass. he m,anaged 24 and is now having to have them surgicly removed. anyway he want me to rite and tell dsutin that his injuries will in no way affect his sexual potency, and that if dustni should ever tour albania he should visit us for gay love. i also wood be liking to say that i am also large fan of dustin an d wood like to have sex with him. during my time in albanian military i was nown as 'teh mule' becauses of my large manhood and am having sex with many of my comrades and horses also. i wood like to take a shit on dustin's chest whilst haveing intercourse with a fine albnanian ham which i would then make dustin eat. yum yum. |
03rd July 2004 - 12:22:11 PM |
8175 : gary \"the gimp\" |
mr. diamond, yopu are a cocksucking fagget. i want to do you in the ass and then pull out and shoot my load all over your face and watch you lick your shit off my dick. i luv u!!!!!!!!! |