| 04th July 2004 - 08:22:01 PM |
| 8216 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act knows where you live! |
| 04th July 2004 - 08:28:33 PM |
| 8217 : Fagbusters |
| THE PATRIOT ACT NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. OKAY, NOT NEEDS. BUT MUST. THE ALMIGHTY IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOUR FAGGOT GOVERNMENT. |
| 04th July 2004 - 09:23:30 PM |
| 8218 : Jimmy Jerker |
| Here's some info, fags...get with it and start jerking and jelqing. Either that OR YOU KNOW WHAT!!!! The Cancer Council Victoria in Australia has just announced the results of a study into the relationship between prostate cancer and ejaculation in men. Published in the British Journal of Urology International, the results of the study show there is evidence that the more frequently men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer. The research suggests that the protective effect of ejaculation is greatest when men in their twenties ejaculated on average seven or more times a week. This group were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer when compared with men who ejaculated less than three times a week at this age. The research was led by Professor Graham Giles, Director of the Cancer Council's Cancer Epidemiology Centre and involved researchers from The Cancer Council Victoria, The University of Western Australia, The European Institute of Oncology and the University of Otago, New Zealand. Professor Giles speculated that the protective effects of ejaculation may be that frequent ejaculation prevents carcinogens building up in the prostatic ducts. "While it is generally accepted that prostate cancer is a hormone dependent cancer, apart from age and family history, its causes are poorly understood," he said. "If the ducts are flushed out, there may be less build up and damage to the cells that line them." The research was conducted with men who were under the age of 70 when they were diagnosed with prostate cancer, and with a group of similarly aged healthy men. There were 1079 men with prostate cancer and 1259 healthy men in the study. The men, from around Australia, filled in a confidential questionnaire which sought details of their sexual activity at various times in their life. Professor Giles said that his team examined many aspects of sexual activity. "We looked at a number of different aspects of sexual activity including the number of sexual partners, the frequency of ejaculation, as well as the number of times men ejaculated at different ages, from their twenties through to their fifties. The study looked at ejaculation in the context of intercourse with another person, masturbation and nocturnal emissions. This is a different approach from previous studies which have mostly looked at links between sexual intercourse and prostate cancer. Our research indicates that there is no association between prostate cancer and the number of sexual partners, which argues against infection as a cause of prostate cancer in the Australian population. We also found no association between maximum number of ejaculations in a 24 hour period and prostate cancer. Therefore, it is not men's ability to ejaculate that seems to be important. If the ducts are flushed out, there may be less build up and damage to the cells that line them." |
| 04th July 2004 - 09:33:01 PM |
| 8219 : MOJO |
| Geez, fuck it man, I just started Jelqing my dick and then read this shit. What todo? let me know about your jelqing experiences.... Thanks, turds, MOJO Guys, be carefull, don't do this, u have no idea how damaging jelqing can be. lets look at it carefully, jelqing is a handling techneque whereby the penile chambers are engorged with blood, this will stretch out the blood vessels and in theory, allow the vessels to grow. i have tried jelqing out, and what this resulted in was a weaker erection. the thing which makes men beleave that jelqing works is that after the execise the penis hangs longer, making u think u are getting bigger, but all that has happened was that the vessels are stretched and damaged. Jelqing will cause vessels to pop, will cause internal bleeding and in the worst case, internal clotting and permanant vascular damage (not even viagra will work, u will need to go for an operation whereby doctor will implant rods in it to produce a fake erection). Another thing (and i have consulted with REAL DOCTORS because this has happened to me), constant handling of the penis (jelqing, over mastubation etc) will cause the production of Collagen in your penis. Collagen is a protein that your body uses to strenghten up tissue, this protein will build up withing the blood vessels and will then impede the flow of blood to your penis, meaning, you end up losing your erection. And even if you have a friend that has used this technique and says that he is seeing gains, well, those gains will mean nothing in the end since the gradual build up of collagen will kill his penis. As far as advise on the size of your penis is concerned, be proud of it, women do not give a flying fuck about penis sizes, its only men, and if any of u guys have had the experience that a women/girlfriend/wife says that your dick is too small, then u should seriously think about ur life with that women (is she only interested in that piece of meat between ur legs?????). And if shes serious about a being filled by a bigger dick, stick it straight up her ass and see how much she likes to be filled, or, buy her a massive dong and tell her to fuck herself and then go out and find a women that appreciate u for the man u are and not jus a dick!!!! hope this helps!! |
| 04th July 2004 - 09:51:07 PM |
| 8220 : The Perfect FUCKER |
| THIS HAPPENED TO DUSTIN:::::::::::::: Out shopping one day with his mother in a neighbourhood shopping precinct, a boy of about ten years old went off to the public toilet. When he did not come back, his mother began to get rather worried. Seeing a policeman passing by, she explained what had happened and the officer went over to the toilet block to look for the boy. He found him almost immediately lying in a pool of blood in one of the cubicles with a crowd around him. He was still alive but was in a highly critical condition. According to an eye witness, the poor boy had been castrated by an ethnic gang of local youths. |
| 05th July 2004 - 12:23:28 AM |
| 8221 : diamond\'s #69 fan |
| diamond, lets' have sex, you cockscuker!!! i masturabte every timne i see you in an episode of save dby the bell!!! i blew the biggest load today when i watched the episode where you dressed up as Valley's mascot@!! i love you!!! |
| 05th July 2004 - 05:02:08 AM |
| 8222 : Sick Boy |
| CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN!! JESUS el Jusuchristo! Your fucking posts suck. Why don't you just go back to your little car and your fucking big feet. You are fucking lame, you stupid krazy straw felch slurpee. Fuck you! |
| 05th July 2004 - 08:11:33 AM |
| 8223 : Lustin |
| Dusty! Let's fuck! I'm hot for a great big slice of purple-veined, dick-in-ass, man-on-man action! I'll be in the usual West Hollywood restroom at midnight, see ya there! |
| 05th July 2004 - 11:11:18 AM |
| 8224 : Hot Carl |
| Zoiks! I'm gonna cummmm!!!!!!!! |
| 05th July 2004 - 11:12:44 AM |
| 8225 : Twyla 16 |
| I thought you were AWESOME on saved by the bell. And you were definitly the hottest. i'm also starting to think that i'm the ONLY girl to EVER visit this site. YAY! I'm even more of a loser now. YAY! |
| 05th July 2004 - 12:21:12 PM |
| 8226 : Twyla 15 |
| A hoy! Stretch me fuckered pooty-hole! ARR, Matey! Fart in my pussy holes! Poo with the fuckered McAssrings! ***************FROM_THE_FILES_OF_TWYLA_16**************** File No. 655321__"Chickens" "I had a yard and the yard was full of chickens. There was this one chicken and I did not fuching like hing. He would gobble at me and I hated hing! One day he gobbled at me and I said, "Hey beetch I don't fuching like you, homes! I'll fuching cut you, essay!" The fuching chicken was being a beetch and talking sheet and I fuching hated hing! And I fuching took el puro and I fuching cut hing! I cut hing! I fuching cut cut his fuching chicken-beetch head the fuch off! I cut hing! ARRIBA! MUY CALIENTE! FUCH YOU CHICKEN BEETCH! WHO'S FUCHING GOBBLING NOW, HOMES? I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCHING GOBBLE AND BE A CHICKEN FUCHING PURO DE COMMUNISMO! I FUCHING GOT MY SWITCHBLADE AND I FUCHING CUT YOU UP REAL GOOD, HOMES! HAIR NET! |
| 05th July 2004 - 12:37:49 PM |
| 8227 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Howdy, lil' dogies! I'm ropin' an' ridin' and I got saddle sore on ma ding-a-ling! I was givin' hand jobs and spicin' folks' southwestern egg-rolls down to the BROKEN SPOKE last night, when you-know-who pops up. THE RED HEADED STRANGER. That's right, lil' cowboys, WILLIE HIMSELF! I was wearin' ma hot pink latex chaps and not much else except a smile and a cock ring shaped like a lasso! WHEW DOGIES! A vertical smile, that is. If ya know what I mean. I mean my ass-crack. Talkin' 'bout my ass-crack. Y'all 'member when I said that thing about a vertical smile? I was talkin' 'bout my shitter. Talkin' 'bout my shit-crack. THE HONKY TONK MAN DROPS LOADS BIGGER THAN CLAY AIKEN! THE HONKY TONK MAN RULES! |
| 05th July 2004 - 12:50:42 PM |
| 8228 : Sick Boy |
| The ladies of "Saved by the Balls" had a girl-group called "Hot Sundae." Someone think of a repulsive act of sexual deviance, and call it "Hot Sundae." Like maybe if you smear peanut butter on your taint and balls whilst pooing in Dustin's mouth, that's a "Hot Sundae." |
| 05th July 2004 - 01:06:09 PM |
| 8229 : Cowboy Bob |
| Daym boy! I hope you gived that long-hairded, gittar-strummin' summbitch a good ol' southern-style rump-wranglin' he ain't never gone forget!!! |
| 05th July 2004 - 01:31:35 PM |
| 8230 : |
| WHEW DOGGIES! |
| 05th July 2004 - 02:18:48 PM |
| 8231 : Mario Lopez |
| The fuching puro. I fuching cut hing. He won't gobble at me no more, homes. HEY VATOS! I'LL FUCHING CUT YOU BEETCH! What is in the fuck wrong with those pandehos at saltythepocketknife.com? I'll fuching cut them. SOMBREROS! I'll fuching give Brittany a fuching donkey punch and make her chew menudo out of my spicy man-hole, vato. I'll fuching drop sour cream on her steenky soft taco. Tuna taco. You know what I'm saying, homes? I'll fuching cut you, mang. You are lucky my cousin is not here. He's fuching tinting windows for .25 an hour, essay. I'm wearing a hair net too. Quesadillas, G! SOMBREROS! |
| 05th July 2004 - 02:48:21 PM |
| 8232 : Mario Lopez\'s Cousin Raul Juan Carlo San Hair-net |
| The fuching chicken. I told hing, "Don't fuching gobble at me, puro." He fuching started again with the fuching gobble gobble and I fuching cut hing. I cut hing! I fuching got chicken blood on my hair net and I cut hing. So what's up then, essay? I'll cut you, mang. Are jew fuching looking at my chica, homes? ARE JEW FUCHING LOOKING AT MY CHICK, DOG? The fuching chicken went gobble gobble at my chick and look what happened to hing. He got cut, homes. Jew can get cut too, essay. I'm not fuching playing around with jew. I'm fuching loco and you don't know me dog. TACOS! DE MAN-BURRITO ES EL QUESA GORDITA, HOMES. TACOS! In conclusion, I'll fuching cut jew real good and are jew looking at my chick? |
| 05th July 2004 - 04:13:39 PM |
| 8233 : Pooter Meat |
| Dustin, I want to hook your harless nipple-buttons up to a car battery, tug on your scrotum and give you a "Hot Sundae!" You stupid no-talent has-been faggot. I fucking love you! I want to rape your pretty face! I want to smear you with a bucket of Fiona Apple's runny sewer leakage, and force you to eat a month's worth of used condoms harvested from the floors of rest ares. Has anyone seen that video of Fiona Apple pooing and jerking off with the tampon butters? It's a Dustin Diamond production. MAN ITS HOT! You wouldn't think that such an anorexic skank could poo that much, but man she poos for like two whole hours and is sticking things up her cooter at the same time! |
| 05th July 2004 - 04:21:48 PM |
| 8234 : Laci Peterson |
| FUCKER MY STEENKY ROTTING ARSE! I'M FUCKING DEAD! YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY THAT I'M DEAD? JUST BECAUSE I'M A DECOMPOSING, MAGGOT-INFESTED CORPSE DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULDN'T HAVE THE MAN-DICK-FART FUCKING BURRITO SAUCE SPRAYED INTO MY OCULAR CAVITY> FARTS. |
| 05th July 2004 - 04:29:33 PM |
| 8235 : Twyla 16 |
| You fuckers can't steal my name. i typed that in the morning when i was in a good mood. now i'm just pissed. you damn monkey cunts!!! |