| 09th July 2004 - 12:20:02 PM |
| 8436 : Jess |
| Tee Hee, that's hilarious. sorry sc but i don't think you would be able to do it for me. i need a strong dominating man, not a sick boy. |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:52:17 PM |
| 8437 : Fagbusters |
| WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? |
| 09th July 2004 - 01:08:45 PM |
| 8438 : Gay Zack |
| So I just went to san francisco, mainly castro district and tried to get a dustin gay fanclub going - Dustin will take it in the ass from me some day |
| 09th July 2004 - 01:24:41 PM |
| 8439 : Corey Haim |
| 1st off, this board is meant to discuss Fart Patrol and the Double Dog! Not some teenybopper chat line! So Twatla take you and your freaky friends outta her. Go smoke in a random yard cause you are to cool! Unless you are major fans of dustin or myself and want to discuss us get out of here! In a few years you will be working at Taco Bell and letting 45 year old men eat guacamole out of your ass for a dollar. I recommed the aol chat rooms for you. Now GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! Peace, C. Haim |
| 09th July 2004 - 01:25:26 PM |
| 8440 : gothpunk481 |
| hey jess i realized i said i dot not idiot well i wish u sb were in those buildings so we wont hear u bitch anymore |
| 09th July 2004 - 01:32:01 PM |
| 8441 : Gay Zack |
| Corey - I couldn't agree more - PS please update us on Fart Patrol - will it be shown at Sundance or maybe even Canne? |
| 09th July 2004 - 02:37:56 PM |
| 8442 : Corey Haim |
| Fart Patrol Update! Filming is almost complete. Thank goodness because our budget is down to 22.33 canadian which is like a nickel US! We spent the fourth of July in the USA at Niagara falls where we lived in my moms car for three days. But it was worth it as the shots we got were terrific. We filmed the fireworks and pretended they were massive farts for us to find on PATROL! In a climactic scene Diamond went over the falls in a barrel in just his underwear searching for the legendary Falls Fart. Don't worry he came thru with just a few nicks and bruises. C. Tom came thru as an extra and I wrote in a sweet line to get him back in the game, "Who farted". So props to him for that! Overall its goin great. Gay Zack we are scheduled at the Puxatawny film festival during groundhog day so far! Stay tuned for more news! Peace, C. Haim |
| 09th July 2004 - 02:52:04 PM |
| 8443 : Lustin |
| Hey Jess u know what's fun? MAINLINING HEROIN INTO YOUR FUCKING CLITORIS. It's like a total rush. Go try! |
| 09th July 2004 - 02:55:22 PM |
| 8444 : Twyla 16 |
| once again, pot, and only pot. i picked up neko cutie from summer school. i hate school. i should burn it down. the roof the roof the roof is on fire the roof the roof the roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn burn mother fucker burn... bloodhound gang. damn i'm bored |
| 09th July 2004 - 03:03:31 PM |
| 8445 : |
| burn that fuckin' school to the ground! do it now, get all juiced up on a few 40's of 0-E and fuckin' teach that school a lesson for a change dammit Roll a blunt and smoke that shit on the way to torching that fucking school. Pour out some of the 40 for your fallen' hommies and dedicate that shit to them, that would be so OMG fuckin' rock and roll fantasy |
| 09th July 2004 - 03:06:14 PM |
| 8446 : Twyla 16 |
| that's a fucking awesome idea, but i'm more of a jack daniels girl myself. and i don't have any fallen homies. damn, i'm horny, can we go to the mall sheryl |
| 09th July 2004 - 03:08:32 PM |
| 8447 : Gay Zack |
| I just saw some dude that looked exactly like Dustin - same hair' glasses and beard along with sexy walk and body - if I wasn't so star struck I would have asked for a quick reach around |
| 09th July 2004 - 03:17:56 PM |
| 8448 : |
| have you ever threatened anyone with a broken JD bottle - maybe put a broken bottle to someones neck while at the mall - that is fucking punk rawk all the way - that's punker than liberty spikes set with elmers glue and safe-t pins through the nose |
| 09th July 2004 - 03:24:11 PM |
| 8449 : Twyla 16 |
| sounds like fun. i've done safty pins through the lip. that was entertaining. as my classmates yell out what the hell are you doing. it didn't hurt though. |
| 09th July 2004 - 03:27:03 PM |
| 8450 : DOUBLE ANAL AGENT |
| Pass this information along immediately to all field agents, office staff, and support personel, special attention to notification of male staff members. It has now been verified that a new radical splinter group has broken from the main group of the Zero Population Movement. This new group, calling itself simply "No More!" has started to conduct a campaign of domestic terrorism, aimed at reducing the human population of this planet. All staff are hereby advised to use extreme caution when using any public or semi-public restroom facilities, especially male staff members. A confirmed 172 cases of maiming have occurred, with 13 resulting in the death of the victim. Many more cases are pending confirmation. The "No More" group has designed an insidious device that they have been placing in the toilets in public restrooms across the nation. 6 have been found in limited access buildings. The devices consist of a straight razor, a springload mechanism, and a pressure senser. The devices are cleverly hidden underneath the rim of the toilet bowl, and are not visible except by close inspection from inside the space of the bowl. When a subject weighing over 120 pounds sits on the toilet, the pressure senser connected to the toilet seat activates within 5 to 12 seconds, causing the springloaded razor to sweep across the forward half of the toilet. This results in extreme trauma to, or complete severing from the body of the victims testicles. In 102 cases, this has also resulted in the loss or damage of between 6 and 54% of the victims penis. 3 female victims have also suffered minor lacerations. One to the buttocks, and two to the back of the thighs. Plans are being formulated to share this information with state and local law enforcement agencies as soon as it is feasable, without chancing widespread panic amongst the civilian population. Information gathered by the Detroit Field Office also indicates that plans are in the works to install these devices in private residences. Members of "No More" plan to install the devices while in the guise of service providers, such as plumblers. There is no evidence yet to indicate that this practice has yet started. Inform all staff soonest. Staff on their days off should be contacted at home. Every effort should be made to also contact staff on vacation, medical or disability leave, or any other leave of absence. I cannot stress strongly enough the danger that this poses. |
| 09th July 2004 - 03:37:29 PM |
| 8451 : Jess |
| hey sick boy, can i take you up on the space violater thing now? |
| 09th July 2004 - 03:51:15 PM |
| 8452 : |
| you sound in need of a good donkey punch, maybe some fierce fisting |
| 09th July 2004 - 04:13:55 PM |
| 8453 : Jess |
| umm no i'll pass |
| 09th July 2004 - 04:30:06 PM |
| 8454 : gothpunk481 |
| i don't know if we are leavin the house though now only 2 girls who are between the ages of 7 and 10 i hope they sleep early so we can talk about stuff they can't hear and we'll draw on them when they r sleepin' |
| 09th July 2004 - 04:33:27 PM |
| 8455 : |
| looks like no cranking up New Found Glory and eating pot brownies for you skanks |