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    09th July 2004 - 11:17:57 AM    
8416 : Sick Boy
Your girlfriend will piss on you? That's pretty hot. My kind of gal. Hey let's all tell drug stories so everyone knows how cool we are. I recounted some anecdotes for everyone's amusement. You're a textbook case of the "I'm the only one in the world who does drugs and it makes me really cool" complex. Tell a story about getting peed on or peeing on another girl or putting something weird in your cooter. Then you'll get my respect. 8411 you are funny.


    09th July 2004 - 11:20:14 AM    
8417 : gothpunk481
hey twyla who r u talkin about? me?


    09th July 2004 - 11:20:46 AM    
8418 : Sick Boy in love with Jesus
I thought that things had gotten corrupt in DC, but here at the Royal Court with Peussie training all of the bad boys herself...well, it's now out of control and nasty. I always thought of the Beloved God as one with very slight skid marks on his underpants, but NOW it's been proven that God is a SHE, and she is having a very very long "monthly problem"...thus all of the bloodshed throughout the world courtesy of a fastist govt trying to "liberate" the people of another country by trying to kill them. Dropping bombs on innnocent people and then saying DAMN< SORRRY....well Peussie rules with a tight fist and that is good...but watch out for Princess Fluff who just gets stranger by the hour, ask Gordo and Mojo as they take their sex-vows in Maria's Ass Temple.
But I'm off to another Fisting Convention here in Miami, and put me on your prayer lists so that I can take it to the elbow and win a prize (this year it's a can of crisco, and NOT used). Greetings to you perverts, Johnny


    09th July 2004 - 11:26:06 AM    
8419 : Twyla 16
my girlfriends asian and sexy. we make out and have fun when we're bored. i know i'm not the only one in the world that does drugs. the first time i smoked pot was with an ex boy friend. it was fun. we made out on some random persons yard.


    09th July 2004 - 11:36:27 AM    
8420 : Twyla 16
hey sheryl, you're back? call my house. i'm bored, hurry!!!


    09th July 2004 - 11:37:01 AM    
8421 : gothpunk481
what did fagbuster say when i called him an idiot


    09th July 2004 - 11:43:07 AM    
8422 : Sick Boy
You didn't call him an idiot, faggot. You called him an "idot". Please tell us all what the fuck an idot is. Translate from your primitive, pubescent redneck-speak.


    09th July 2004 - 11:43:23 AM    
8423 :
Twatla - if you want to be real cool you should eat a whole bunch of nutmeg like 5 tablespoons or more - it will make you trip out and hallucinate like mad crazy - do it and hang out with the mud people - do something cool for once in your life like maybe recieve a dirty sanchez and walk around in a upscale eatery or go to starbucks and order something with a shit mustache on


    09th July 2004 - 11:44:41 AM    
8424 : gothpunk481
hey jess u smoke?


    09th July 2004 - 11:49:13 AM    
8425 : Jess
DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've told you that before. remember mike? first time i smoked was with him


    09th July 2004 - 11:49:59 AM    
8426 : gothpunk481
hey sickboy im not a redneck im from new york yo ass wipe


    09th July 2004 - 11:50:30 AM    
8427 :
does Mike smoke cock? He sounds like he would do anything for a fix


    09th July 2004 - 11:50:52 AM    
8428 : Sick Boy
8418 is obviously not me. I don't type like a Georgia monkey on lithium. gothpunk, will you take me to your school on bring a parent day? Then I'll show you little inbred fucks the true art of mayhem. Please type something unintentionally funny soon so we can laugh at your stupid NASCAR watching, horse fucking cousin fucker ass. Tell us about how you paint your fingernails black and attempt suicide on a regular basis. Remember, you fucking worthless waste of fetal tissue living abortion fuck, CUT DOWN YOUR ARM, NOT ACROSS.


    09th July 2004 - 11:55:35 AM    
8429 : Jess
it's down the river,not across the road. she's from new york. i'm from florida. georgia sucks ass. i'm not a goth. mike wouldn't do anytihng for a fix. he's selling now. i miss him. oh well.


    09th July 2004 - 11:56:40 AM    
8430 : SB
Yo, Asswipe! Jesus Christ gothpunk you never fail. YO, ASSWIPE! You're from New York? 9/11 was a tragedy. The most tragic part is that you weren't in one of those buildings! SICK BOY STRIKES HARD! YO ASSWIPE! Jess, I just jacked off trying to imagine you peeing on your Asian girlfriend and I came SO HARD! YO! ASSWIPE! You idots.


    09th July 2004 - 12:01:27 PM    
8431 :
when Mike gets arrested for selling and goes to prison - he's going to get his salad tossed so many ways it's making me drip pre-cum. Think of the ass pounding Mike will receive from a big black man named Bubba, Mike will be his bitch and will be pimped out to other dudes to play a train on him. That sounds sexy - maybe Mike will get some shitty tattoos like of a pot leaf - than he'll find God and renounce you and everyother person from his past. He'll still take it in the ass though- he found true love in Bubba - write a fucking poem about that shit


    09th July 2004 - 12:01:53 PM    
8432 : Jess
okay that was funny, i'll give it that much. i don't pee on her, i caress her.


    09th July 2004 - 12:07:25 PM    
8433 : Jess
i don't talk to mike anymore. he's got a new girlfriend. and i don't have a doubt in my mind that he would get butt fucked. he's skinny, but he's strong. he pinned me down to my bed once. but im weak. now i'm horny. thanx


    09th July 2004 - 12:14:31 PM    
8434 :
Mike sure sounds like a wiener- I'm sure him and Bubba will be very happy playing hide the sausage together


    09th July 2004 - 12:15:39 PM    
8435 : Sick Boy
Jess, please think of Sick Boy when you get freaky with your hair brush.

Sick Boy hails from a yet-to-be-discovered planet called Bob 7. Actually, a moon of Bob7. It's far away from your puny Milky Way galaxy. I was banished after indecent relations with a curtle (strange mix between a cat and a turtle). I have come to your inferior planet for one reason only. White trash teenage sluts. Moisten your vaginas and lubricate your anus', ladies. My omnipitence should by a turn on, Earth Jessica. Let me be your space-violator. I'll keep you chock full of sputum while Earth Mike is in Human Jail getting his sphincters stretched by Earth Rednecks.

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