| 26th July 2004 - 01:49:35 PM |
| 9173 : DEVASTATING DAVE TURNTABLE SLAVE |
| WIPPA DIP DEP DA DIP DEP DA DAP THIS IS WHAT I CALL THE ZIP ZAP RAP! SAY NO TO DRUGS! |
| 26th July 2004 - 02:04:19 PM |
| 9174 : |
| if you want a really a fun site then go to arcaneillusions.clawz.com. don't put www. |
| 26th July 2004 - 02:12:51 PM |
| 9175 : S!CK B0Y |
| Oh my God I am laughing so motherfucking hard right now I think I'm gonna pee in my Aka shorts! Lustin: Dustin says hello from the Castro district. Twyla: Marilyn Manson says stop copying him. Ugoff, please. You are Ugoff. |
| 26th July 2004 - 03:27:05 PM |
| 9176 : MOJO at the Royal Palace and loving this ENEMA |
| Senior Pervert, your stories are about as boring as that cuntie girl Twyla KnowNothing. She's as dumb as any president of the usa could get.....SMILES to you, Princess Peussie! Well here' s something to think about IF YOU TURDS can think at all: Forty four trials of shit and piss compared a broad spectrum usually novel lactam with a "routine" combination regimen Rates of appropriate antibiotic treatment for fungus on the balls, with combination therapy and monotherapy were similar when reported. Who really gives a shit though? These were extremely poor experiences, on the whole; and at that time of life my dreamer would have very willingly parted with his power of dreams and just taken a shit in bed minus tp. But presently, in the course of his growth, the cries and physical contortions passed away except for the violent farting, seemingly for ever; his visions were still for the most part miserable, but they were more constantly supported; and he would awake with no more extreme symptom than a flying heart, a seezing scalp, the vision of the virgin mary masterbating with cold sweats, and the speechless midnight fear. His dreams, too, as befitted a mind-goggler with turds in his mouth and shit in his brain, a mind better stocked with particulars, became more cirseestantial, and had more the air and continuity of wild orgasms. The look of the world beginning to take a strange twist and his cock felt like it would fall off. AND SO IT DID ONE DAY. Never hold on his attention, scenery came to play a part in his sleeping as well as in his waking thoughts, so that he would take long, uneventful journeys around the top of the toilet bowl mainly with his tongue and see strange towns and beautiful places as he lay in a crock of fecal material. And, what is more significant, an odd taste that he had for the Georgian costumes and bras he always wore to church and for stories laid in that period of English history, began to rule the features of his dreams; so that he masqueraded there in as a three-cornered hat and was much engaged with Jacobite conspiracy between the hour for bed and that for breakfast. About the same time, he began to read in his dreams - tales, for the most part, and for the most part after the manner of G. P. R. James, but so incredibly more vivid and moving than any printed book, that he has ever since been malcontent with literature. He gave up reading when his eyes clouded over and fell out into his soup. He listened to Celine Dion and dumb fuck Brittany Spears, and then died of severe farting. |
| 26th July 2004 - 04:21:42 PM |
| 9177 : Twyla 16 |
| please you insignificant excuse of a human, tell me how i look like marilyn manson? oh, it obviously annoys you that i type my boring and unimportant thoughts or else you wouldn't mention that it didn't bug you. i have to go out and buy a maid outfit so you should be happy to know you won't have to deal with me for a few hours tommorow. i'm going to little five points to watch TRHPS in the theatre. yay!!! i get to be Magenta. i know that none of you care, but i'm over joyed. |
| 26th July 2004 - 04:58:31 PM |
| 9178 : Twyla 16 |
| aslo i would like to no how i should stop loking like merlin mansoon? oh, and obvliviouslivy drivez u KRAZY when i type about my boring worthless existenc e and my unsuccessfull attempts at bowle movements? if it didn't bug you you wouldn't type that i'm bugging you or i didn't if i bugged you so there. i have to go buy a black corsette and some leg braces and fish nets. i'm going to a klan rally in atlanta and i want to look JUST lik merlin mansoon. i now that nobuddy cares but im exited. don;t dream it be it my shitz is furry and i SUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!! |
| 26th July 2004 - 05:16:40 PM |
| 9179 : Georgia Sunset |
| he any1 into hard core underground punk like good charlotte and u2? i saw billy joe armstrong buying shampoo at piggly wiggly and he spitted on me=very punk rawk kewl dood! |
| 26th July 2004 - 05:29:50 PM |
| 9180 : Judy Fudgebacker, smiles to you Chachi |
| Geez Twyla 0016 you really are impressed with yourself arent you, cuntie? why don't you just flush yourself down and we won't have to hear your little girlie cries and whimpers and pussy farts. you're useless and we at the ROYAL PALACE know that. SHIT, I've known more interesting dog shit than you. BYE BYE slut. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE, PRUCE TURD. |
| 26th July 2004 - 05:33:00 PM |
| 9181 : Twyla 16 |
| oh yeah, let me tell you about. since my BEST friend is black i am a TOTAL racist. i am laughing so hard right now, you have NO idea. oh yeah, i already a corset, i have a strong feeling that it was Jowey that wrote that so i'm just going to tell you to look at the blond picture i sent you. it's hard to see, but if you look really close you can see the pink. i own a pink corset. i am obviously a totally angst ridden goth kid. you must have learned that from talking to me. you also totally had to have learned that i'm a forty year old man. i mean come on, i'm way to fucking perky to be a goth kid. once again that picture that i looked gothic in was taken like a year ago. |
| 26th July 2004 - 05:50:14 PM |
| 9182 : Marauder |
| I would like some opinions on something. Okay, I'm not particularily turned on by the actual feeling of being penatrated but I do get aroused by the Idea and or the act of rocking up and down on a wet dildo just because it makes me feel more like a girl. I've been working diligently to stretch my butt-hole to make it feel more comfortable when I stick larger objects in it. If I keep working at it, will I eventually feel no pain or discomfort from a dildo? Or is it it like stimulation must over-ride the pain for it to be pleasurable? Also, I love teasing my anus. It brings me great physical and psychological pleasure. Is there any way I can stimulate my anal clit and still penetrate myself? I've never tried a vibrator. Does that work for that sort of thing? Any feedback would sure be appreciated. One thing I want to add is that I've made my self cum strictly by massaging what I call my anal clit and my goal is to have the effect of being rammed(like a girl) and also being fully aroused by the stimulation brought to my anus which would cause me to climax without touching my penis or in the most extreme of circumstances get it changed into a vagina. I want to keep my penis at all costs but I want to scrump a little slut. uuumm...I have to go |
| 26th July 2004 - 06:28:08 PM |
| 9183 : I lick dick |
| Jesus Christ, Twyla, do you think anyone actually bothers to waste time reading your verbal diarrhea??? All I see, every time I scroll through the page, is something like this cropping up every couple of posts - 26th July 2004 - 06:33:00 PM 9181 : Twyla 16 oh yeah, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH OH SICK BOY I HATE YUO SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT GOTH SPOOGESPOOGESPOOGE ANGST WANKWANKWANKWANKWANK I'M LIKE TOTALLY NOT WHAT YOU THINK I AM SHITSPOOGESHITSHITSHITSPOOGEBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH Fuck off and die, cunt. I hope Dustin comes and rapes you in the ass while you sleep, and you die painfully from anal haemhorraging caused by his enormous monster-schlong. Steinberg, for the love of humanity, please start deleting her posts!!!! |
| 26th July 2004 - 06:43:08 PM |
| 9184 : Corey Haim |
| Back in action. Just thought Id let all my fans know im back on the board for good. Dustin is doing well and is excited that hes fans are all here for him. We are soon going to begin blocking people that put malicious content on this board and keep it clean. Dustin and I will soon be teaming up in a stand up comedy effort and will be traveling across the country together. We will soon post a list of locations, dates, and times for you. Keep the questions and good quotes coming. your pal, Corey Haim |
| 26th July 2004 - 07:06:20 PM |
| 9185 : S!CK B0Y AKA FONZIE |
| Please, Twyla. The last thing I am interested in seeing is your 'pink.' Anyway, the pictures are already encrusted with a thick coating of my vomit, because upon seeing them I hurled projectile chunks all over the room. I'd rather be a 40 year old trucker than a sickly looking Marilyn Manson analog. Enough of this 3rd grade foolishness. In other news... I am extremely pumped to see the Dub Dog and the Haimster polishing off what I expect will be a KILLER stand-up routine. Are you guys going to improv or stick to scripted material? I really think some spontinuity would be a breath of fresh ball curd. If you're doing skits, have one take place in a restaraunt or on a game show. That's comedy gold. Why not throw in Feldman and his HILARIOUS Woody Allen impression? Give him a couple weeks notice so he can clean up. AAAAYYY! |
| 26th July 2004 - 07:37:32 PM |
| 9186 : |
| S!CK B0Y's new catch phrase: "KENNY ROGERS (pantomimes dealing cards with a flick flick sound effect) THE GAMBLER, MOTHERFUCK! You heard it first from dustindiamond.com! |
| 26th July 2004 - 08:09:11 PM |
| 9187 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Sick boy and Twyla, what is your problem? Only QUEER DUSTIN DIAMOND-RELATED fantasies should be posted here. Messages on any other topic should be posted at www.savedbythebellnow.com instead of here. This board has become far too heterosexual and lame - Diamond, please queer it back up! If you don't want a piece of Diamond's male whisker biscuit, you should probably stop posting here. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th July 2004 - 08:18:47 PM |
| 9188 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 26th July 2004 - 08:26:42 PM |
| 9189 : Twyla 16 |
| if i look so much like marilyn manson why can't you give me an example? and since you hate the pictures so much then send them back. try being different for once and stop being such a little bitch. give me back my pictures and i'll stop bugging you, kinda. sorry to tell you, but if you were even listening you're gonna have to wait till i'm 26. chances are you were zoned out or something but you might remember what that means. if anyone does care to see how absolutely trashed and horrible i look in about a day you can look me up on buddypics.com. jakilah's coming over and we're going to post some pictures there. i'm sure that since most you already have your mind made up that i'm an angsty bitch then you'll just say that i'm an ugly fuck and should die, even if you do like the pictures. oh and i'm not angsty, i'm just a bitch. |
| 26th July 2004 - 09:18:20 PM |
| 9190 : S!CK B0Y |
| JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING SKANK! NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOU OR YOUR IDIOT FUCKING FRIENDS! EVERYTHING YOU POST IS FUCKING MINDLESS BANALITY LACED WITH OBSCURE REFERENCING THAT IS EQUALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE. FULL THE BATH WITH WARM WATER AND RUN THE LADY BIC DOWN YOUR WRIST YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! Please, KAHN! I believe you have my ridin' Ugoff. To the window to the Meatwad, Britney is not too young for Nick Berg. And she's a Nazi. |
| 26th July 2004 - 09:33:57 PM |
| 9191 : |
| Please. I am al-Zarqawi. |
| 26th July 2004 - 10:17:39 PM |
| 9192 : Ugoff |
| They said make it hot. Please. I am Ugoff. |