| 28th July 2004 - 12:53:41 PM |
| 9233 : Felcher |
| I swear, the quality of English on this board has spiralled in the last couple of months. For example, I am seeing an increasing frequency of the use of "wan't" - how on earth has this happened? How can people spend their whole lives using the English language and never read the word "want" without ever noticing its spelling? No "laziness" excuse here, it's actually the insertion of an extra character that makes the spelling wrong. Another quick hint: struggling with "definitely", "infinite", etc? Well you know how to spell "finite", right? The same as it's pronounced. Well "definitely", "infinite" etc are all based on "finite", so no excuses. I know some of you are American and/or stupid, but please at least try to keep up. We are of course still seeing plenty of the old chestnut, "could of" instead of "could have". It seems that nobody will ever learn on this one - and it's not picked up by spellcheckers either. |
| 28th July 2004 - 01:03:36 PM |
| 9234 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 28th July 2004 - 01:42:27 PM |
| 9235 : |
| ok i am seriously concerned for you guys. u all seriouslt need 2 get a life real quick! i mean, what is wrong wiv u lot? I mean, i came on dis site like a few months ago and i cum bak 2 find that kurt steinburg still fuckin cums on it! for fucks sake man grow up! stop discussing your stupid lil fantasies with each ther and cum bak 2 reality! no1 likes u! DUSTIN iz Not GAY! get it in ur minor lil brains! iz it through yet? I hope they close this guestbook coz u guys hav totally become obsessed wiv it. Its like u hav 2 cum on! fuks sake man get a life! the same ppl r constantly cumin on-like lustin, kurt steinburg and ugoff! and wots with twyler writing bloody essays on here?!?! ITS A GUESTBOOK! not an english lesson or a gay discussion room! |
| 28th July 2004 - 01:43:56 PM |
| 9236 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 28th July 2004 - 02:04:22 PM |
| 9237 : Princess Peussie |
| WHAT A SHITHOLE THIS SITE IS. My god, that Twyla TUrd is about 30 years behind the times with her behind. And SPIDER GUY with pic, I've got a member of my royal court ready to fuck that ass of yours. Ugoff is infact Twyla just trying to hog out on us with minimal abiliity and maximum piss. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE, SO PUT THAT UP YOUR BUTTS AND SMOKE IT. |
| 28th July 2004 - 02:15:38 PM |
| 9238 : Ugoff |
| I couldn't understand a word she was saying, and no matter how much I told her to fuck off she wouldnt go away. IT MAKES ME ANGRY. Then....silence. And blood. |
| 28th July 2004 - 03:21:29 PM |
| 9239 : Ugoff |
| I couldn't in fact understand a word I've been writing even though it's just a word or two. I haven't had a good shit in about three week and feel somewhat clogged. Maybe that is the matter, and when Dustin tried to suck me off the other day, my nuts fell off. IT MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN ANGRY AND MAD AS CAN BE SOMETIMES BUT NOT ALL THE TIMES BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY, AND WITHOUT BRAINS, THIS IS A WEIRD PROBLEM. Then....Silence....followed by the sound of violent farting!!!! !!!!!!! |
| 28th July 2004 - 03:29:24 PM |
| 9240 : Frugoff |
| Nice to see things are getting gay up in here! |
| 28th July 2004 - 03:45:18 PM |
| 9241 : Twyla 16 |
| i'm watching TRHPS AGAIN!!! My hair is now white. YAY!!! if watching brilliant movies repeatedly makes me living in the past, at least brain wise, then i can deal with that. all the best movies are old. RiffRaff: It's astounding; Time is fleeting; Madness takes its toll. But listen closely... Magenta: Not for very much longer. RiffRaff: I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time-warp Drinking those moments when The Blackness would hit me RiffRaff: And the void would be calling... Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. All: And then a step to the right. Narrator: With your hands on your hips. All: You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all. RiffRaff: With a bit of a mind flip Magenta: You're into the time slip. RiffRaff: And nothing can ever be the same. Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation. RiffRaff: Like you're under sedation. All: Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again. All: Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. All: And then a step to the right. Narrator: With your hands on your hips. All: You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. |
| 28th July 2004 - 03:49:02 PM |
| 9242 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 28th July 2004 - 05:16:47 PM |
| 9243 : Ridin\' Spinnas |
| I believe you have my Ridin' Spinnas? |
| 28th July 2004 - 05:34:13 PM |
| 9244 : Ridin\' Spinnas |
| Please, I am Ridin\' Spinnas. |
| 28th July 2004 - 05:34:42 PM |
| 9245 : for those who care |
| A Perfect Art I committed a perfect crime, and in order for it to be a perfect one, it should not be mystified forever; it should be disclosed, it should be known that it was a perfect crime, and the only revealer should be the perpetrator himself. I'm greatly honored by this punishment; my crime was a perfect art, and I wanted the consequence of it to be the last piece of it. Had I been sentenced something besides execution, I would have felt a deep desperation, for my art would have remained an unfinished one. Only upon my death the beauty of that perfect art should be completed, and I should be immortalized with it forever. As he proceeded to the loose, he did not look sad at all; he was calm, almost imperturbable. When his neck was placed on the loose, he closed his eyes, smiling. While being hung, he did not make any sound, nor did he exhibit a contorted face in pain, but he was grinning, almost laughing at the scene. Even after he died, his expression was not that of a repentant criminal crying over the irrevocability of the situation, but that of a morbid artist looking jubilantly at the completion of his art, a perfect one. |
| 28th July 2004 - 06:02:45 PM |
| 9246 : we don\'t care |
| BWAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON YOU RAN OUT OF SPACE!!1 |
| 28th July 2004 - 06:04:44 PM |
| 9247 : PUBIC LICE THE PELVIC PEST |
| "I GOT VARMITS IN MY UNDERGARMENTS!!11" |
| 28th July 2004 - 06:14:09 PM |
| 9248 : Michael Jackson |
| I like boys. |
| 28th July 2004 - 06:31:00 PM |
| 9249 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 28th July 2004 - 08:02:24 PM |
| 9250 : Barry Gibb |
| Dammit Dustin! I made that reservation at the Motel D'arselove like you asked and you didn't show! I had the bucket of crabs and vaseline all ready and now I've lost the deposit! Looks like I'll have to dig up Maurice again.... |
| 28th July 2004 - 10:06:12 PM |
| 9251 : |
| to the writer of message 9235, leave this guestbook and do not come back! u obviously do not understand the purpose of this guestbook. it was set up to make fun of diamond and spread gay stories about him. why is that so hard for u to figure that out? are you some kind of dumbass? also, you write like a crackhead. half of your words are misspelled. do not return. |
| 28th July 2004 - 11:33:07 PM |
| 9252 : |
| here's a great yahoo group to queer up: http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/saved_by_the_bell/ |