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    03rd September 2004 - 11:10:03 AM    
9779 : gay slater
screch, i want to do you in your smelly love tunnel just like i used to 12 years ago


    03rd September 2004 - 11:28:11 AM    
9780 : Kelly
I wanna be fucked by zack morris and ac slater


    03rd September 2004 - 12:47:12 PM    
9781 : Marimba SHID, and you know where that comes from!!
Well Kelly I've been fucked by both zack and that slater with an asshole like a crater. THEY ARE BOTH USELESS and their bananas are creamless. Let's just put our LOVE into the hands of Savior BISS....
GLORY TO BISS .....
As G. BUsh would say: PISS ON EARTH!


    03rd September 2004 - 01:03:18 PM    
9782 : HIGH on the HOG
THIS is a warning, you scum bums!



The Salt Lake City woman was recently charged with felony aggravated assault for allegedly stabbing a fellow bus rider when she took offense to his singing songs about BISS.

Lovato, 18, and her alleged victim, Jose Rivas, were passengers on a Utah transit bus March 30. Rivas, 23, was listening to his portable CD player with headphones and singing along. Lovato allegedly told Rivas to shut up. "I just couldn't take any more of those fucking cowboys songs about BISS RIDING THE RANGE".

"It's unclear if she took exception to his singing ability or just the noise, BUT SHE WAS CLEAR ON THAT FACT THAT ANY MORE SONGS ABOUT BISS WOULD CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE," Police Captain Tracy Tingey said. "He did stop singing but because he yelled back at her. She stated that he yelled something like 'Rim my dog, but don't take my enema bag'".

Lovato and Rivas got into a verbal altercation that continued until the bus came to a stop. When they got off the bus, Lovato allegedly pulled out a machette and stabbed Rivas in the shoulder, stomach and neck.

Lovato dropped the weapon and fled the scene, Tingey said. But a police officer a block and a half away noticed a woman peering out nervously from the entrance of a beauty salon and crying "He's going to fuck me, I know it".

"It was quite obvious that she was acting suspicious, looking to see where the cops were," Tingey said as he wiped blood from his crotch.

The officer matched Lovato to the description broadcast over police radio and arrested her as she totally evacuated in her pants.

Rivas was treated at the scene of the crime and referred to his own doctor. But the song at the root of his encounter with Lovato can be traced to renegade BISS, now somewhere in Montana.

"I would have loved myself to know what he was singing," Police Captain Stoner said. "But he doesn't strike me as the country western type. He's just another one of those BISS fans who get a littel out of control. I personally think she should have stabbed him a few more times."

Lovato was arraigned June 10. She faces fine and up to 3 days in prison.


    03rd September 2004 - 03:42:05 PM    
9783 : Ritardo Culo Gomez of Philly
Greetings and Salutations for all of you who survived that ass licking republicn confection! WOW what a pack of cretins. Think about this one:




So here you all are, hiding again from God and the Flag and All the Saints in Heaven. Amen...but let's face it, friends, since Princess Fluff got caught giving head in the confession box at St. Agnes of the Vapors in New Orleans the other week, and the police just lined up and got in on the action too, things have not been the same. Hell, it makes that Hussein guy over there in Arab-World look like a Quaker or quacker...Fluff was dribbling jizz down her little royal gown when she got through with that crowd of totem poles. And then came the choir boys, and the entire place turned into a big ass-bopping orgy. I luckily had my video cam there and caught some of the scenes, including the latest JUMPING THE WEEDS CONTEST. Damn that is a hot game for even Rima Bird Girl. Hey there Peussie, did you survive that Colonic Convention there in Greeley? Hope so...got some new enema and colonic equipment being shipped in from Athens Greece and ready for insertions.....Off to bed and giving head. Yep for real: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE. I got rhythm....Breast Wishes to you sluts! Ritardo Culo Gomez, now out and about and searching out the biggest swollen chocha!! Fuck the SMILES>>>>>>>


    03rd September 2004 - 04:56:27 PM    
9784 : mary thomas
my name is mary, i love iggy pop. i'm a huge fan of yours. i love your middle finger,your butt.


    03rd September 2004 - 06:24:42 PM    
9785 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS
ß HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLSė


    03rd September 2004 - 10:04:56 PM    
9786 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Screech!! Oh my God, Screech!!!! I'm cumming!!! Yeah, that's how I like it you bitch!!! Oh!! Oh!!! Oh!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


    04th September 2004 - 07:54:34 AM    
9787 : Marcia
Dustin it's me again, Marcia.

I was hoping that you'd take the time to clean up this horrid homepage before you put it back online, and I'm very upset that the content of the guestbook is still as explicit as before. Why are you deliberately ignoring my perfectly reasonable requests? I'm only trying to help you after all.

Also, with the money that you're earning from your stand up shows and Saved by The Bell DVD's I expected you to have this site up and running a lot sooner. I don't think you're providing a very good service for your fans here with the very un-American content and profanities that litter the guestbook. I urge you to examine the problems here at your earliest convenience.

Thank you.

Marcia.


    04th September 2004 - 08:52:46 AM    
9788 : Michael Jackson
Hi Kids!

Just thought I'd drop by and groom some new victims, er, I mean say hi to my young friends for a big slumber party I'm planning here at Neverland!

For those of you that haven't seen me naked yet you're in for a treat, I'll be hosting the party in an outfit I had made from Bubble's skin when he died! There's a special flap through which my pencil thin white cock hangs through, and also some for my baggy hole and 7 nipples to poke out of! Did you know I had 7 nipples? I'm Bad!

The party will be great, kids, I hope some of you can make it. I'm planning on having a jacuzzi for all my young friends to frolic in and all the rides will be FREE!

Imagine getting stuck a at the top of the ferris wheel with me! There's only one seat per carriage so you'll be sitting on my lap for the ride and it HAS been known to break down up there from time to time!

CHAMONE!


    04th September 2004 - 08:53:28 AM    
9789 : Danny Colverson
Dustin, you are a true superstar. One of the greatest assets of the showbiz world. I look up to you, you are an insparation.


    04th September 2004 - 09:12:22 AM    
9790 : SGT. RAPIER
AFTER MY TOUR IN FUCKING IRAQ I STOPPED BY IN NYC FOR THE REPUBLICANS CONFERENCE AT THE GARDEN. IT WAS GOOD TO SEE OUR PRESIDENT SO CONVINCIVE ABOUT HIS FUTURE AS THE PRESIDENT OF OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.

TO HELL WITH ALL YOU KERRY VOTERS, MUSLIM SHIT AND NIGGERS!


    04th September 2004 - 10:27:42 AM    
9791 : Yasmin
Hi Dustin

I'am Yasmin!!!
I'am from Holland (The Nethetlands)
And i look evrt day to Saved by the bell!!!!!!!!!
I'am a very big Fan!!!!!!!!!!
And i like realy Kelly Kapowski!

Kisses from Yasmin


    04th September 2004 - 10:43:24 AM    
9792 : Yasmine
By the way, I have AIDS and like to menstruate into my panties without a tampon or towel!


    04th September 2004 - 11:28:26 AM    
9793 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    04th September 2004 - 03:21:14 PM    
9794 : Fake IDs, Fake IDs, Fake IDs
http://www.fakeidcenter.com/fakeids.html http://www.fakeidcenter.com/fakeids.html http://www.fakeidcenter.com/main.html :-) Lots of FILES for FREE! HACKING CRACKING PHREAKING BOX PLANS ANARCHIST COOKBOOKS JOLLY ROGER BOOKS LOCKPICKING AND MAKING ALCOHOL (MOONSHINE), FAKE IDS, GET FAKEIDS!
How to get a fake id; fake identification; fake I.D.; fake identification cards; fake id cards; false ID!

OLD SCHOOL *NO-AD* SITE. A BOOKMARK SITE.


    04th September 2004 - 06:46:23 PM    
9795 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN
Dusty - I'm glad too see that your site, much like my penis, is up and good-to-go! It 'went down' on me much as I was hoping you to do! But don't worry, I've kept the homo-fires burning in the interval - I'd still like nothing more than to spew a few gallons of my chunky man-sauce all over your violated rectum!


    04th September 2004 - 08:36:37 PM    
9796 : Retardid Faggit
Dear Marcia, It's me again, Andy Assfuck... I wanna check my chubby into your tailpipe, you sweet, sexy, sensuous, shit-sucking little siren, you!!!! Your face probably looks like a combination between a gonnoreah infected asshole and a syphillitic vagina, you stupid little cum-burping gutter-slut!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now listen here, missy, I want you to quit your sniveling, turn around, and bend over... - SO I CAN PISS IN YOUR ASS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! DUGGGGGGHHHH..... i made a funny!!!.... hehehehehe...


    04th September 2004 - 09:34:41 PM    
9797 : D. Diamond
You know, this site/board is great. It's like a good friend I can always rely on. It brings me endless joy and everyone who posts here is hilarious. If this site ever got shut down, I'd kill myself.


    04th September 2004 - 10:55:32 PM    
9798 : gay zack
Dustin, pencil me in for a rim job at your earliest convience. I know you've been really busy lately, but if I don't get a tongue lashing from you, I'll just have to start going to Mario Lopez's manchilada.

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