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05th September 2004 - 03:17:06 AM

9799 : Nicci

Oi , Listen up! This site is a shrine of the talents of Dustin Diamond, not for you shitheads to post your obscence crap, so let's get that straight. Lets talk about the wonderfull talents of this fine actor and nothing else!

05th September 2004 - 07:36:38 AM

9800 : Princess Peussie

Hello Turds...well now that George Bush was to destroy the world, WOW, I hope that dustin won't lose his panties in the destruction. Hey this is the most evil of all governments, no? NOTHING like this goes on in the royal palace, including the enemas parties with Kelly and Dustin. We've to the assholes lined up for rimming and the PISS Party should be great run....so SHIT on George and let's 'get down'....
Peussie

05th September 2004 - 07:45:29 AM

9801 : Sgt. Rapier

Talking about Bush and world domination, get ready for the destruction of the planet not to mention dustin's panties as they fall to the floor while he rims my butt...butt here it it folks, and I'm going to get my enema early today, thanks for asking:::::::::::

Dear Mr. Bush,

I know you and I have had our differences in the past, and I realize I am the one who started this whole mess about "who did what" during Vietnam when I brought up that "deserter" nonsense back in January. But I have to hand it to you on what you have uncovered about John Kerry and his record in Vietnam. Kerry has tried to pass himself off as a war hero, but thanks to you and your friends, we now know the truth.

First of all, thank you for pointing out to all of us that Mr. Kerry was never struck by a BULLET. It was only SHRAPNEL that entered his body! I did not know that! Hell, what's the big deal about a bunch of large, sharp, metal shards ripping open your flesh? That happens to all of us! In my opinion, if you want a purple heart, you'd better be hit by a bullet -- with your name on it!

Secondly, thank you for sending Bob Dole out there and letting us know that Mr. Kerry, though wounded three times, actually "never spilled blood." When you are in the debates with Kerry, turn to him and say, "Dammit, Mr. Kerry, next time you want a purple heart, you better spill some American red blood! And I don't mean a few specks like those on O.J.'s socks -- we want to see a good pint or two of blood for each medal. In fact, I would have preferred that you had bled profusely, a big geyser of blood spewing out of your neck or something!" Then throw this one at him: "Senator Kerry, over 58,000 brave Americans gave their lives in Vietnam -- but YOU didn't. You only got WOUNDED! What do you have to say for yourself???" Lay that one on him and he won't know what to do.

And thanks, also, Mr. Bush, for exposing the fact that Mr. Kerry might have actually WOUNDED HIMSELF in order to get those shiny medals. Of course he did! How could the Viet Cong have hit him -- he was on a SWIFT boat! He was going too fast to be hit by enemy fire. He tried to blow himself up three different times just so he could go home and run for president someday. It's all so easy to see, now, what he was up to.

What would we do without you, Mr. Bush? Criticize you as we might, when it comes to pointing out other men's military records, there is no one who can touch your prowess. In 2000, you let out the rumor that your opponent John McCain might be "nuts" from the 5 years he spent in a POW camp. Then, in the 2002 elections, your team compared triple-amputee Sen. Max Cleland to Osama bin Laden, and that cost him the election. And now you are having the same impact on war hero John Kerry. Since you (oops, I mean "The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth!") started running those ads, Kerry's poll numbers have dropped (with veterans, he has lost 18 points in the last few weeks).

Some people have said "Who are you, Mr. Bush, to attack these brave men considering you yourself have never seen combat -- in fact, you actively sought to avoid it." What your critics fail to understand is that even though your dad got you into a unit that would never be sent to Vietnam -- and even though you didn't show up for Guard duty for at least a year -- at least you were still IN FAVOR of the Vietnam War! Cowards like Clinton felt it was more important to be consistent (he opposed the war, thus he refused to go) than to be patriotic and two-faced.

The reason that I think you know so much about other men's war wounds is because, during your time in the Texas Air National Guard, you suffered so many of them yourself. Consider the paper cut you received on September 22, 1972, while stationed in Alabama, working on a Senate campaign for your dad's friend (when you were supposed to be on the Guard base). A campaign brochure appeared from nowhere, ambushing your right index finger, and blood trickled out onto your brand new argyle sweater.

Then there was the incident with the Crazy Glue when your fraternity brothers visited you one weekend at the base and glued your lips together while you were "passed out." Though initially considered "friendly fire," it was later ruled that you suffered severe post traumatic stress disorder from the assault and required certain medicinal attention -- which, it seems, was provided by those same fraternity brethren.

But nothing matched your heroism when, on July 2, 1969, you sustained a massive head injury when enemy combatants from another Guard unit dropped a keg of Coors on your head during a reconnaissance mission at a nearby all-girls college. Fortunately, the cool, smooth fluids that poured out of the keg were exactly what was needed to revive you.

That you never got a purple heart for any of these incidents is a shame. I can fully appreciate your anger at Senator Kerry for the three he received. I mean, Kerry was a man of privilege, he could have gotten out just like you. Instead, he thinks he's going to gain points with the American people bragging about how he was getting shot at every day in the Mekong Delta. Ha! Is that the best he can do? Hell, I hear gunfire every night outside my apartment window! If he thinks he is going to impress anyone with the fact that he volunteered to go when he could have spent the Vietnam years on the family yacht, he should think again. That only shows how stupid he was! True-blue Americans want a president who knows how to pull strings and work the system and get away with doing as little work as possible!

So, to make it up to you, I have written some new ads you can use on TV. People will soon tire of the swift boat veterans and you are going to need some fresh, punchier material. Feel free to use any of these:

ANNOUNCER: "When the bullets were flying all around him in Vietnam, what did John Kerry do? He said he leaned over the boat and 'pulled a man out of the river.' But, as we all know, men don't live in the river -- fish do. John Kerry knows how to tell a big fish tale. What he won't tell you is that when the enemy was shooting at him, he ducked. Do you want a president who will duck? Vote Bush."

ANNOUNCER: "Mr. Kerry's biggest supporter, Sen. Max Cleland, claims to have lost two legs and an arm in Vietnam. But he still has one arm! How did that happen? One word: Cowardice. When duty called, he was unwilling to give his last limb. Is that the type of selfishness you want hanging out in the White House? We think not. Vote for the man who would be willing to give America his right frontal lobe. Vote Bush."

Hope these help, Mr. Bush. And remember, when the American death toll in Iraq hits 1,000 during the Republican convention, be sure to question whether those who died really did indeed "die" -- or were they just trying to get their faces on CNN's nightly tribute to fallen heroes? The sixteen who've died so far this week were probably working hand in hand with the Kerry campaign to ruin your good time in New York. Stay consistent, sir, and always, ALWAYS question the veracity of anyone who risks their life for this country. It's the least they deserve.

Yours,

Sgt. Rapier

05th September 2004 - 08:32:31 AM

9802 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN

Jesus Christ, some people sure post some crap in this guestbook. Does this look like a political web site? No? Then let's keep the discussion on how much we want to ream Dustin's tight, young kyke-ass, instead of on Bush's conduct during the war! What America needs right now is more erotic Dustin tales!!

Dusty - do you remember that stand-up show you West Hollywood? Do you remember being accosted after the show by a lithe young stud with a 15 inch member? Remember how he pounded your poot-hole for one hour straight before literally coating your face with hot man-juices? Remember how you said you'd meet up with him one day for a good old round of Arabian goggling? Well, that studly young hunk was none other than my good self, Dustin! WHERE ARE MY GOGGLES, BITCH????

05th September 2004 - 08:38:46 AM

9803 : Mick Clarke

There are two great Dustins in the world of acting greats... Dustin Hoffman and Dustin Diamond!

05th September 2004 - 10:38:15 AM

9804 : Ylva BRUNE\'s ex-men(who been tired on whore Jewis

05th September 2004 - 05:34:16 PM

9805 : Sissy Timmy

We all know that awkward age that sissies go through, usually somewhere between 11 and 13. That age where those double nylon or satin panties just feel *so* good, the feel of the petticoats brushing against your stockinged legs is so delicious, and the ruffled organza babydoll tops make you wish you had real titties like the girls. It feels so good that you get a "twinkie" in your panties, and that sometimes leads to "sissy accidents."

How do moms, aunts, sisters, or sissy sitters deal with such problems? Here are a couple approaches. Let's hear your ideas too.

Auntie Kay was cleaning up Dustin after a sissy accident. "I really don't like it when you mess up your pretty panties like that. Next time you get a "twinkie" in your panties, just tell me and I'll put you in your nice thick didees and rhumba panties. OK, sweetie?"

or

"If you keep getting "twinkies" in your ruffled nylon panties, Dustin, I'll have to put you back in little girl cotton training panties."

xxxxx

05th September 2004 - 06:34:47 PM

9806 : Freddie Fuckface

Hi fellow queers!! For the longest time, I knew that I was gay, and I wanted so much to proclaim my complete and total faginess to god and the world just like the flaming fruitcake that I am, but there was just one problem - I was still, technically, an anal virgin... Oh yeah, I'd done just about everything else gay-related that you could possibly think of (blowjobs, teabagging, arabian goggles, russian trombones, etc...), but I guess that I still had some sort of mental hangup as far as actually having another guy fully penetrate my tight, puckered love-bud with his penis... So, after much denial, self-blaming, and soul-searching, I decided to talk with my therapist about it... (continued above)

05th September 2004 - 06:42:27 PM

9807 : Freddie Fuckface

I have AIDS!!!!!

05th September 2004 - 06:53:38 PM

9808 : Freddie Fuckface

(continued from below) What that russian genius shared with me was a straight-up combination of positive reinforcement, rock-solid advice, and creative visualization that I am now about to pass on to you fellow queers in the hopes that it might possibly benefit sombody out there who may perhaps be suffering from the same affliction that virtually stunted my homosexual development and weighed so very heavy on my heart for so many years... He said "Don't think of the penis so much as penetrating your anus as instead visualizing the walls of your rectum enveloping the penis, like a warm & snuggly flesh blanket..." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! IT WORKED FOR ME!!!!!!! thank you, thank you, thank you.... - next show's at eight, folks......

05th September 2004 - 08:29:10 PM

9809 : BOON

FUCK YOU SCREECH YOU UGLY LOSER BASTARD. HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE SURREAL LIFE YET YOU TOOL?

06th September 2004 - 09:35:46 AM

9810 : Kurt Steinberg

Lustin, I agree with you 100% - political posts do not belong here! This board is for sharing gay Dustin Diamond-related fantasies only! If you aren't a dude who wants to rub Diamond's grotesquely large nose up and down your smelly asscrack, you should probably stop posting here! This is a queers-only guestbook!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th September 2004 - 11:24:24 AM

9811 : Shamanros Kattisavan-Lycksele&Wolfina Missentraesk

06th September 2004 - 02:21:05 PM

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06th September 2004 - 02:39:52 PM

9813 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond,

You remind me of a gay Jack Nicklaus. How is your golf game? Do you like to putt from the rough? Can I see your putter? Have you ever shot 69 for a round? Do you like it when other guys hit your balls with 9-irons? Please meet me back by the dumpster behind the clubhouse for manly love!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th September 2004 - 03:11:11 PM

9814 : Ass clown

screech, did a.c. slater ever body slam you on the wrestling mats? Did he ever butt slam you on the wrestling mats?

06th September 2004 - 04:31:24 PM

9815 : Paul Stanley

Let's all have a slice of fucking Battenburg.

06th September 2004 - 09:11:18 PM

9816 : fkme

iliekituptheass

06th September 2004 - 10:17:09 PM

9817 : Gas Man

Mr. Diamond, people call me the gas man. For sexual enjoyment, I am well known for unleashing a nasty putrid odor from my butt in the faces of my numerous male lovers. Would you like to taste a sample?

07th September 2004 - 06:22:14 AM

9818 : Ass plunderer

Great new fellow queers! The Salty The Pocket Knife forums have re-opened for us to queer up again!

http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/forum

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