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    20th September 2004 - 12:23:20 AM    
9959 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, DO NOT POST HERE UNDER MY NAME! Your off-topic non-queer rants should be taken elsewhere. None of the homosexual regulars toss off to any of your postings! This is a queers-only guestbook! If you aren't a guy who wants to warm up Diamond's nose of a chilly winter day by sitting naked with his nose lodged in your butt crack and dropping ass, then you should probably post elsewhere.

- Kurt Steinberg


    20th September 2004 - 12:49:28 AM    
9960 : Devesh Patel
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    20th September 2004 - 12:55:12 AM    
9961 : Devesh Patel
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    20th September 2004 - 01:38:54 AM    
9962 : Dustin\'s Fan Club
Dustin Diamond became a star almost overnight when "Saved By The Bell" hit TV screen and was watched by millions all over the world. He starred in the show for many, many years and by the time it ended in the late'90s he was the only origanal member left in the show (along with princaple, Mr Belding).
Since this time he has been too busy to accept major TV roles, concentrating more on playing chess and music and also shopping.


    20th September 2004 - 02:37:02 AM    
9963 :
he is returning...


    20th September 2004 - 03:27:21 AM    
9964 : Ugoff
PLEASE. I am Ugoff.


    20th September 2004 - 05:55:43 AM    
9965 : Tommy Testicle
Hey Marcia lick my ass, bitch!... You shouldn't try to talk (spew) when your mouth is filled with big black dicks, babycakes! You sound like you just need a good ass-reamin' from my rock-hard, throbbing meat-stick and you'll be just fine.... Now come to poppa, Marcia baby!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


    20th September 2004 - 06:45:25 AM    
9966 : Marcia
You guys are the most disgusting, cretinous lowlifes that I have ever come across in my entire life... Your outright refusal to tone down the disgraceful language that permeates this shit-stack of a board has left me with no choice but to point my fat, stinky ass in your direction, part my butt-cheeks, and unleash a spray of my gooey, putrid diarreah like a motherfuckin' firehose in all of your fat little faces, you little wiseasses!!!


    20th September 2004 - 07:35:07 AM    
9967 : ~The Great Retardo~
This is the best guestbook on the internet. Thanks Dustin, I didn't know you were gay!

xxxxx


    20th September 2004 - 08:04:09 AM    
9968 :
hi screech, i have a question for you? is it true that on the set of saved by the bell, mr. belding once took a shit in your mouth, and then you kissed slater, transferring the shit to his mouth? did you and slater proceed to share mr. belding's feces for the next few minutes? did you like sharing mr. belding's 'shit snowball'?


    20th September 2004 - 09:13:08 AM    
9969 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG
ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSė


    20th September 2004 - 10:18:23 AM    
9970 :
i want to rub Dustins sack with ice cream and lick it all off, than insert a popsicle in his ass and toss him like no tomarrow. Next I will insert my penis into his sticky rectum until he shits on my cock and I pack his fudge with so muck force that his big gapping asshole looks like a ballon that was blown up really big than inflated and streched out. I would treat you good Dustin, bang you like you deserve to be rammed.


    20th September 2004 - 10:25:33 AM    
9971 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG
ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSė


    20th September 2004 - 01:43:57 PM    
9972 : Rocco
I just heard that a new Passion of the Screech movie is being made that IS to star Dustin "double dog" Diamond. He will be stripped and beaten for hours on end by members of Valley's football team, unless Ox and Slater can save him......... STAY TUNED
Rocco


    20th September 2004 - 03:15:01 PM    
9973 :
1. Clean up

Cleanliness is even more of a issue with analingus than with traditional oral sex. Taking a sexy bath or shower together is a relaxing form of foreplay and will allow your partner to get squeaky clean. You or your partner should soap their butt and asshole, inserting a finger into the rectum, and rinse thoroughly with warm water. An enema usually isn't necessary if you wash well.

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2. Ease in

Let you partner relax and get comfortable with you exploring their posterior before you bury your tongue in their ass. Massage their back and buttocks, kiss and caress their thighs and ass cheeks. Spread their cheeks and blow warm breaths over their hole. Lick, suck, and nibble their butt, perineum (the area of skin between the asshole and genitals), and the skin around their pucker. Get everything warm, wet, and lubricated with saliva. Assholes usually contract when stimulated, and then expand. Lick gently or tap the tip of your tongue against their asshole, and wait for a response. After a bit of gentle probing, the sphincter muscles should start to relax and welcome deeper exploration.


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3. Work your tongue

The anal region is full of sensitive nerve endings just begging for your tongue's caress. Keep your mouth moist and supple as you work their hole over. Keep your tongue loose and paint wide circle around their pucker. Make it tight, long and pointed to probe and penetrate. Work it in and out, around and around, till your partner begs for more.


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4. Use your hands

In some ass-eating positions, your hands may be full keeping your partner's butt cheeks spread to allow you better access to their hole. But it's worthwhile to convince them to either sit on your face or reach back and clamp their ass open wide themselves. That way you can put your own paws to work massaging your partner's clit, or stroking off his cock, or tweaking his or her nipples.


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5. Pig out

Once you've got your face in your partner's butt, don't hold back. Worship your partner's ass. Get lost in it, make love to it. Eating out someone's ass is one of the most intimate of all sexual acts. If both partners approach it with openness and enthusiasm, they will be rewarded with unparalleled enjoyment, whether eating ass is a main course, a spicy side dish, or appetizer for anal sex.



    20th September 2004 - 04:29:32 PM    
9974 : Marcia
Is that addressed to me you putty-faced applejohn?


    20th September 2004 - 04:52:57 PM    
9975 :
Marcia you sound hot we should hook up for a little one on one, I can give you what you need.


    20th September 2004 - 06:46:26 PM    
9976 : DRIPPY
PENIS, PENIS, I LIKE PENIS UP MY ASS...


    20th September 2004 - 06:55:04 PM    
9977 :
faggot


    20th September 2004 - 10:18:25 PM    
9978 : Mystery Loves some Vomit
Hi TURDS...you all seem to be like that song::::you know the one? about the little brown submarine....in your soup. Well I remember it and dont' forget that margo, because I've got the camera. And it's going to be ass eating time tonight with Princess Peussie and GANG of THUGS...and you all sound like loser....and who gives a rats ass? I don't so remember what Princess Fluff says::::

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE...

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