| 20th September 2004 - 11:40:05 PM |
| 9979 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| I'M NOT FUNNY FOR FUCKING SURE... |
| 20th September 2004 - 11:52:18 PM |
| 9980 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you, Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, and I all went bowling on a Saturday evening? Remember how your weak arms could barely lift the heavy bowling ball? Remember how you kept complaining to Salter that your ball was too heavy? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding kept telling you to shut your annoying mouth or they'd shut it for you? Remember when Slater threw onto the bolwing lane a few of the burritos he always carried in his pockets? Remember when you complained about the mess and he told you to run out onto the lane and remove the burritos? Remember when you started walking onto the lane and then Slater threw a bolwing ball right down the center of the lane and knocked you over? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all ran out onto the lane to get you? Remember when you thought we were going to save you? Remember when instead we all jumped onto your back and slide on your back all the way down the lane? Remember when we got to the end of the lane and Mr. Belding yanked off your jeans and underroos? Remember when Slater grabbed a bolwing pin and tried to stick it up your ass? Remember when it wouldn't fit until Slater pulled out a shoehorn to help guide the huge bowling pin into your rectum? Remember when you started to cry because you were hurt and felt humiliated? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all washed away your guilt by giving you simultaneous golden showers? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding then made you gobble down their feces? Remember when you got typhoid from Slater's dirty Mexican crap? Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all got you good that time! |
| 21st September 2004 - 01:23:55 AM |
| 9981 : daydreamin |
| This is so lame. I know Dustin Diamond, he lives in Saukville Wisconsin and I work at Wal-Mart in Saukville and he comes in there all the time with his GIRLFRIEND, whom may I add is very pretty. Her name is Beth. And he is one of the nicest customers that I have ever had. We hang out in the Toy department, so leave him alone, he just wants to be a normal person like everyone else. |
| 21st September 2004 - 03:12:25 AM |
| 9982 : daydreamin |
| Not really! |
| 21st September 2004 - 08:36:05 AM |
| 9983 : Princess Peussie, OK WHO STOLE THIS FROM ME? |
| THE RIMMING EPIC IS MY WORK...AND HERE IS THE CORRECT AND ORIGINAL VERSION:::::::: 1. Clean up Cleanliness is even more of a issue with analingus than with traditional oral sex. Taking a sexy bath or shower together is a relaxing form of foreplay and will allow your partner to get squeaky clean around that shithole opening. You or your partner should soap their butt and asshole, inserting a finger or even a fist into the rectum, and rinse thoroughly with warm water. An enema usually is necessary if you wash the cavity with salad oil. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Ease in Let you partner relax and get comfortable with you exploring their posterior before you bury your tongue in their asshole. Massage their back and buttocks, kiss and caress their thighs and ass cheeks. Spread their cheeks and blow warm vomit over their hole. Lick, suck, and nibble their butt, perineum (the area of skin between the asshole and genitals), and the skin around their shithole. Get everything warm, wet, and lubricated with saliva. Use some gin or even Crisco to get that hole open. Assholes usually contract when stimulated, and then expand and drip from the goo inside. Lick violently or tap the tip of your tongue against their asshole when you hear a fart on its way, and wait for a response. After a bit of gentle probing, the sphincter muscles should start to relax and welcome deeper exploration. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Work your tongue The anal region is full of sensitive nerve endings just begging for your tongue's caress. Keep your mouth moist and supple as you work their hole over. Keep your tongue loose and paint wide circle around their pucker using oil paints. Make it tight, long and pointed to probe and penetrate. Work it in and out, around and around, till your partner begs for more. Then for a surprise, barf up your entire dinner right there! Your partner will be surprised and probably start laughing and farting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Use your fists In some ass-eating positions, your hands may be full keeping your partner's butt cheeks spread to allow you better access to their hole. But it's worthwhile to convince them to either sit on your face or reach back and clamp their ass open wide themselves. That way you can put your own paws to work massaging your partner's nuts, or stroking off his cock, or tweaking his or her nipples with sharp tongs or clippers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Pig out on that shithole Once you've got your face in your partner's butt, don't hold back. Worship your partner's ass. Get lost in it, make love to it; chew on the hole entrance. Eating out someone's ass is one of the most unpleasant but fun of all sexual acts even though the hole itself will usually taste of shit. If both partners approach it with openness and enthusiasm and not worry about the turds, they will be rewarded with unparalleled enjoyment, whether eating ass is a main course, a spicy side dish, or appetizer for anal sex. A good solid fisting should follow. |
| 21st September 2004 - 09:11:33 AM |
| 9984 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| 9968: I have also heard this rumor! Apparently the event in question was recorded by the studio's TV cameras, and Dustin keeps the tape in a safe and masturbates to it periodically. 9983: Could it be that Princess Peussie has actually posted something vaguely relevant to this guestbook's fanbase?? Usually I skip over your posts like the insane schitzoid ramblings they are, but your analingus guide was actually quite informative! Keep up the good work! I hope to use some of these techniques on Dustin someday! |
| 21st September 2004 - 12:18:56 PM |
| 9985 : |
| Jonathan Akers is sweet |
| 21st September 2004 - 12:32:06 PM |
| 9986 : |
| I want to be Dustins personal gay sex slave - I do it all and am a level 5 master ass rimmer. |
| 21st September 2004 - 01:32:09 PM |
| 9987 : |
| Your all gay |
| 21st September 2004 - 03:07:17 PM |
| 9988 : |
| 9987: no shit sherlock now come over and let big daddy bend you over and make you bleed. |
| 21st September 2004 - 05:47:51 PM |
| 9989 : |
| I want to 69 with you screech |
| 21st September 2004 - 05:48:38 PM |
| 9990 : To Lustin for Dustin |
| You give the Princess WAAAAYYY too much credit. She just did what she and her untalented gang of hacks have done several times before in this guestbook: take somebody else's post and rewrite it to make it, in their minds, "OMG LOL SUPER FUCKING FUNNY!!1", then repost it and claim it as their own work. Search through the guestbook for more examples of their unoriginality. |
| 21st September 2004 - 06:34:25 PM |
| 9991 : greg |
| hey dustin, i just saw you in your new commercial for the 90's edition of trivial pursuit. i am glad to see you working again. the look you had on your face as you climbed out of that hole in the ground was priceless. it reminded me of the look you had on your face when i snuck up behind you in the public gym shower and you felt somebody tickling your balls but you didn't know who it was. |
| 21st September 2004 - 09:50:39 PM |
| 9992 : spike |
| daydreamin [9981], you sound like a total stud. lets meet up with screech in the Toy department you mentioned. i'll show you a pleasureable trick you can do with lincoln logs and legos. |
| 21st September 2004 - 11:42:04 PM |
| 9993 : |
| http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/dustindiamondscreechaholics/ |
| 22nd September 2004 - 12:01:48 AM |
| 9994 : |
| http://www.screechsucks.com/ |
| 22nd September 2004 - 07:54:41 AM |
| 9995 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
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| 22nd September 2004 - 08:12:32 AM |
| 9996 : Rocco |
| Hey everyone. Just a quick note here. Filming on "The Passion of the Screech" is to start next week and extras are needed to play Valley extras in a couple whipping scenes. Any takers in here? Rocco |
| 22nd September 2004 - 08:21:02 AM |
| 9997 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I can't believe that nearly 10,000 messages have been posted here. Speaking of that number, I've probably lost a good 10,000 loads masturbating while reading the queer fantasies posted here. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd September 2004 - 08:26:31 AM |
| 9998 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
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