| 22nd September 2004 - 08:31:48 AM |
| 9999 : Rocco |
| Hey daydreamin, Do you ever go over to the double dogs house and drop a load in his front yard? Does in live in a trailer with cousing it? Thats what I heard. Please provide his address ad directions so that I may defacate on his yard. I then if you are lucky will come over to your wal-mart and drop trough and leave a shit bomb on you. Sound good? ROCCO |
| 22nd September 2004 - 08:54:50 AM |
| 10000 : Rectal collapse |
| I love to jack off in public bathrooms. I just go into one of the stalls and pull down my pants and start jacking. Even if someone comes in I still jack it. When I am ready to cum I stand up and blow my load all over the wall. I have even jacked off at some urinals. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 09:02:08 AM |
| 10001 : Rocco |
| Hey rectal collapse, were you at a truck stop near valdosta georgia last week? I think I saw you in a stall! You didnt know it but I was peeking through the little crack in between the door and the wall. Next time you should make it an open invite! ROCCO |
| 22nd September 2004 - 11:15:11 AM |
| 10002 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
| ß 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLSë |
| 22nd September 2004 - 11:56:39 AM |
| 10003 : |
| yes jacking in public restrooms is awesome, but I also enjoy having a good spank in a movie theater. I will sit next to some random dude and just start rubbing his package. Luckily in the Castro, you usually get rubbed also and this can lead to mutual spanking as well as some hot fisting in the lobby restroom. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 12:14:12 PM |
| 10004 : T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O |
| ß T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) ë |
| 22nd September 2004 - 01:21:12 PM |
| 10005 : iloveniggerdick |
| i love that big dick in my ear... fuck u iowa people u all are rednecks |
| 22nd September 2004 - 01:35:46 PM |
| 10006 : |
| Your all still Queers get a life |
| 22nd September 2004 - 02:28:30 PM |
| 10007 : Danny |
| I like to masturbate with someone with me. One time I was at my best friend's house and no one was there but me and him. He had just gotten out of the shower (he doesn't care who's there, he'll get naked anyway) and he took off his towel and his cock was just hanging there. He asked me if I wanted to jerk off so I took off my clothes and me and him were just jerking off. After that me and him licked each other's cum (but I'm not gay, I just like his cum). After that we fell asleep. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 02:40:41 PM |
| 10008 : |
| Danny, your story was pretty hot, I wish I had a friend like yours. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 02:45:07 PM |
| 10009 : Not here and not there, fuckers |
| Do not let DUSTIN get to Vienna, austria....he'd probably shit on everyone..... VIENNA, Austria - First, a jealous husband shot his wife while she slept and cut her body into pieces with a power saw then sold the 'meat' on the open market as beef steak. Then a suicidal snake dealer threatened to kill himself with his cobras and swung the serpents at police officers while yelling "Raus, Maus". Now Vienna police have arrested a man suspected of using two hand grenades to blow up a woman's enema equipment in the capital's fabled forest where one goes to relax, hike and get raped and evacuate fecal material. A week of death on a scale virtually unheard-of in Austria has people on edge in this usually tranquil country better known for HITLER than for murderous husbands and slices of wives. "It's getting to the point where I'm afraid to leave the toilet — and that's a completely new feeling for me; I hate to spend the entire day locked in the can," said Doris Mueller-Muggs, a housewife in Vienna. Statistics suggest she has cause for concern: Last year, authorities investigated 257,090,090 criminal complaints in Vienna, up 71.5 percent from 2002, according to the most recent figures from the Interior Ministry of Marriages. But Vienna, like any major city, has always had its crime. And the grisly events of the past week have startled even the most cynical residents, along with expatriates accustomed to giving their children far more freedom than they'd ever feel comfortable doing in London or Los Angeles. They blame the violence on Opera plots, non-christians, and the knödels sold by street vendors and the long lines of customers at the local Enema Clinics. "There's a very aggressive mentality," said Radek Zampalinski, an artist who moonlights as a hit-man in the city of 24 million. "There's something angry in people's eyes. People, it turns out, can be very dangerous when they don't hear a good and solid waltz for more than a day." Last week's dismemberment slaying was especially jarring. Police said the suspect, convinced his wife was cheating on him, pumped her full of bullets, used a power saw to cut her body into pieces, then stuffed them into trash bins in neighboring Italy. His reason for Italy burial was, "I like Italians, and I wanted my wife to THINK BIG". The suspect, whose name was not released in line with strict Austrian privacy laws, concealed the crime by sending text messages from his wife's cell phone to her mother, saying she was vacationing in Buffalo, NY and having a great time fucking the natives, authorities said. On Sunday, two police officers rushed to the apartment of a snake dealer after he sent his own cell phone text message to his girlfriend saying he intended to kill himself. When they arrived, the man was draped with two deadly cobras, and after a failed attempt to subdue him with pepper spray, the patrolmen shot him in the thigh after he allegedly began swinging the snakes at them and yelling "BISS LIVES FOREVER". The local police were confused over this remark, so they shot the man dead. One of the snakes bit the man during the struggle, and he remained hospitalized in critical condition Tuesday. Reptile experts called to the scene found more than 60 other poisonous snakes in the apartment, some uncaged and unfed. One reptile expert is now dead from a clogged bowel. The grenade killing dominated headlines Tuesday, a day after a magazine reporter tipped to the discovery of a large cache of weapons in the famed Vienna Woods showed up with a federal counterterrorism agent and found the body of the victim, a 39-year-old Austrian woman, naked except for her panties drapped over her head, and a statement saying "If Russ Meyers is gone, then I do NOT want to live". Authorities said Tuesday they arrested an Austrian man and were treating the case as a homicide. As much as anything else, it was the scene of the crime that agitated many locals: The Vienna Woods are popular with hikers, picnickers and mushroom hunters plus drug addicts and have inspired Johann Strauss, Adolf Hitler, Gustav Klimt, Judy Garland and Barry Manilow and other composers and artists over the last twelve centuries. Many people in Austria, where an influx of hundreds of thousands of immigrants has stoked xenophobic sentiment, have already started blaming foreigners for the crime wave. "Yes," said Isabella Ganz-Gut, "these fucking foreign turds have messed up the water system, have taken us all for some scam-ride, and look weird even on the streets". "We've had an increase in imported crime," Interior Minister Ernst Strasser said recently, attributing a rise in armed robberies and other street crime to gangs of Romanian and Bulgarian thugs. "We thought that they were shooting a movie here in Vienna, but it appears that they were shooting citizens. They are clearly NOT christians; let us not forget that our own Hitler was a catholic". Yet all of the people implicated in the past week of violence were Austrians with names like Pinky Shid, Margot Rumpwrestler, Johnny Blee Johnny. Locals figured into another bizarre crime that surfaced Tuesday, when police in the southern province of Styria said a 30-year-old man tried to beat to death his 64-year-old mother with a hammer. On Sunday evening, an Austrian burst into a Vienna poker party, gunning down his ex-girlfriend's brother and critically wounding her before fatally shooting himself in a stairwell. His reason to the police was simple, "I begged her not to listen to Bruckner and other shit, and she refused to stop...so now I've stopped her". Most of the recent crimes were domestic disputes that couldn't conceivably threaten ordinary citizens. Even so, Brigitte Bierlein, vice president of Austria's Constitutional Court, offered some sober counsel to her countrymen. "My advice to people is to spend their evenings and nights in the carefree comfort of their own homes playing dildo tag, or just finger fucking the kids and pet animals like grandma," she said. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 04:38:46 PM |
| 10010 : Princess Peussie, and NOT in Vienna |
| I just wanted to drop by and say HI YOU TURDS! Nothing else to say to a cess pool of zero nerds. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 05:00:29 PM |
| 10011 : |
| I just wanted to stop by the say that I want all of you dustin queers to lather me with your manchowder and take turns giving me your cock in my ass. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 05:33:51 PM |
| 10012 : Chuck |
| I like driving late at night down dark streets looking for drunk guys who seem friendly. I park the car under a street light and start playing with myself, sometimes I pull my trousers down so the light shows my hard cock and balls. If the guy walks by and looks in and sees me playing with myself, he may keep walking or stop and start talking. Sometimes they start playing with their own cocks as well and we toss off together. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 05:49:39 PM |
| 10013 : |
| I enjoy masturbating with a nice French roll. Open up the French roll then add any type of lubricant you can think of! Fold the roll around your cock and hump away. I've used many lubricants but what really gets me going is ketchup, that way I can pretend that I am popping Screech's virgin ass for the first time!!!!! |
| 22nd September 2004 - 06:04:47 PM |
| 10014 : |
| In the castro, I like to get a nice sour dough and insert my cock until I make my own orafice, I add a little clam chowder and hold onto the sour dough bowl pretending it's dustin's tight little muffin ass I'm banging. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 06:29:25 PM |
| 10015 : Rocco |
| Once I was hanging out behind a dumpster dreaming of Double D when all of a sudden a bum fell out of the dumpster and fell onto the ground. I asked him if he wanted to make a quarter and he said hell yeah. So I gave him a fro wig and some zubaz to put on. Then I bent him over and squeezed my schlong up his ass while he screamed "zoiks". It was the greatest day of my life. Anyone else ever done something like this? Rocco |
| 22nd September 2004 - 06:48:44 PM |
| 10016 : |
| I was that bum - i hide out in dumpsters until someone comes along and I find a way to toss some salad or get my ass pounded - The fro wig and zubaz were a real turn on - meet me at the same dumpster and I'll give you a freebie |
| 22nd September 2004 - 06:56:41 PM |
| 10017 : |
| http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/jul04/dustinbig0723.jpg this is the Dog talking to some high school kids trying to find someone to give him a hand job. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 07:36:21 PM |
| 10018 : |
| look at this picture of diamond. he's giving his gay fans a target for them to shoot their loads at. 100 points in you get it in his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.wallyontheweb.com/movieparty/newdustin1.jpg |