| 22nd September 2004 - 10:54:14 PM |
| 10019 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang went to the six flags amusement park on a field trip? Remember when Mr. Belding was the chaparone? Remember how much fun you were having on the roller coasters with Mr. Belding, Slater, and me? Remember when you said you were having so much fun on the rides and that you felt like a kid in a candy store? Remember when Mr. Belding asked you if you'd like to go on "twirlie whirl" ride? Remember when you told Mr. Belding that you'd never heard of the ride? Remmeber how excited you got when Slater said that it was brand new and he'd had a blast on it a few times in recent weeks? Remember when Mr. Belding, Slater and I told you we'd go on the ride with you? Remember when we started walking through the park until we walked past an unlocked janitor's closet? Remember when you asked why we had stopped, and Mr. Belding said that the ride was in the closet? Remember when Mr. Belding then shoved you into the closet and took off your pants and underroos? Remember when Mr. Belding picked you up and lodged his wang in your tight love tunnel? Remember when Mr. Belding said "get ready to ride the twirlie whirl?" Remember when Mr. Belding then spun you around clockwise in circle after circle atop his cock? Remember when he could he longer take it so he pulled out and blew his load all over your face and 'fro? Remember when Mr. Belding got dressed and left the closet, and Slater came in and gave you his own patented "Mexican twirlie whirl" ride until he pulled out and blew his spicy load all over your hair? Remember when I then entered the closet and did likewise? Remember when you walked back to the bus to ride home to Bayside? Remember how the loads were dried into your hair and onto your face? Remember how proud you were that your ass was able to please your principal and two high school classmates? Remember how less proud you felt during the next 6 months as you had to take herpes medicine daily to remove the "present" Mr. Belding had given you? |
| 23rd September 2004 - 03:53:19 AM |
| 10020 : Gay Derek |
| I get the toilet plunger and place it on the floor with the handle in the air. I make sure the handle is clean. I then put some lube on my asshole and sit down gently on the handle as it goes into my ass. I then get some lube and whack off. As I get closer to shooting my load I move up and down on the handle. It's a great feeling. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 06:14:18 AM |
| 10021 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Wow! This guestbook has queered up amazingly since hitting the 10,000 post mark! I've lost 4 loads this morning alone! (sadly my monitor is now so streaked with cum smears that many of the posts are illegible). Ox, those 'remember when...' stories continue to be a source of major-league spank fodder! Everyone keep up the good work, and you'll keep me 'up', if you follow my meaning! Except for Princess Peussie, who should probably fuck off and die! |
| 23rd September 2004 - 07:01:13 AM |
| 10022 : Gap Queer |
| I used to work at the Gap, and during my breaks I would pretend to be trying on clothes, get completely naked in a fitting room, sit on the bench and masturbate in front of the mirror. It was hot to see me jerk myself off, my big balls bouncing as I yanked my cock up and down steadily with my left hand. Hearing the voices of the dudes around me trying on clothes, in only their boxers would make me cum all over the mirror, the floor, and the bench. I would clean up my load with one of the shirts I grabbed to try on and put it back out for sale. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 08:14:58 AM |
| 10023 : pussy boy |
| screech, i just got home from the free clinic where i was given the good news - i have AIDS. i've been having unprotected buttsex with strangers for the past 3 years trying to catch the disease. now that i have it, i want to take an HIV+ crap on your head. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 08:16:10 AM |
| 10024 : Rocco |
| Last night I went to hang out behind my favorite dumpster and it was like a fucking orgy. It seems that everyone in town has been reading this board. There were people dressed as belding, people dressed as preppy, and people dressed as Slater all taking turns banging this dude dressed in a fro wig and Zubaz. Fuckin crazy time. I crapped on the guys fro while another guy gave him a good rogering. I think it may have actually been diamond but Im not sure! Rocco |
| 23rd September 2004 - 08:32:28 AM |
| 10025 : Slammer |
| I was there last night too Rocco. The dude dressed as Slater held me down in a full body press, wanked me off to the point of orgasm and then took a shit in my mouth. Can't wait for tonight. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 09:25:46 AM |
| 10026 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Rocco, that sounds totally orgasmic. I've also attended numerous Saved by the Bell 'reunions' in my time, behind dumpsters and in public restrooms, but nothing quite on that scale. At the last one I went to, everybody came dressed as Dustin! I tell you, watching 5 Dustins daisy-chaining one another was like a queer dream come true! To this day, thinking about still makes me pitch a tent! |
| 23rd September 2004 - 10:20:39 AM |
| 10027 : Cinema guy |
| I go into the adult cinema. I wear loose shorts and like to sit in the middle rows. I take my cock out from the leg of the shorts and then slowly stroke my cock while watching the movie. Quite often there are other guys, some openly masturbating and naked from the waist down. I have had a guy sit next to me and we watched each other jack off. The last time I was in the cinema, while I was in the toilet, an elderly man came in who had been sitting off to one side. He had been watching me. When he said hello, I could see he was looking at my semi-hard cock. When we returned and sat down he got up and sat next to me and started to rub me through my shorts. After a couple of minutes he had me out of my shorts and was stroking me firmly while whispering in my ear to cum for him, which I did in short time. A very erotic and satisfying experience, one which I have been back to repeat, but he has never returned. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 12:14:01 PM |
| 10028 : Slammer: \"I love my asshole\" |
| CAN THIS BE TRUE???? Greetings to my dear friends and globs of goo! YES it is time to celebrate the coming of Spring with fresh orgies and lots of 'giving head' in the Classical Way. Don't think however I'll make it down to the RANCH although Michael sent me an invitation...and by the way, I'm sending you all this peculiar Ranch story which I can verify IS TRUE! In fact I've got some damned good videos of these young slaves being turned into old, nasty slaves, worked on and trained to be the best sex objects in Southern California.....I'm off to Hawaii and that MASS ON THE BEACH with Madre Loki, with hopes that they've managed to turn that vast sewage system there which drains right onto the beach OFF.....and I won't have to dodge those 'turd submarines' during the Mass itself. Hi there, Fluff......Nana Bezerka sends her best to you....as do I to all of my fans. "Mount me if you must, but don't kiss me"....oh god i love THAT film. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 01:50:25 PM |
| 10029 : Corey Haim |
| Just wanted to let everyone know that "fart patrol" is gearing up for a run at the academy awards. Dustin is a candidate for best supporting actor. Although the film is not yet in wide release it is being shown in my basement. Ive watched it three times and it just gets better and better!!! C. Haim |
| 23rd September 2004 - 05:05:48 PM |
| 10030 : cockblocker |
| Don't any of you motherfuckin' fools dare try and touch my dear, beloved Dustin - 'CAUSE HE'S ALL MINE, MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!! i WILL SHIT IN YOUR FACES RATHER THAN LET YOU FUCK MY DUSTIN UP HIS ASSHOLE, AND THAT'S A FACT, YOU LITTLE SHIT-LICKIN' ASSFUCKS!!!! Peace. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 10:53:34 PM |
| 10031 : Ox |
| Screech, remember when you got that part-time job working at the Max? Remember how you started out as a waiter, but you kept screwing up everyone's orders? Remember your stupidity caused Max to demote you to fry cook? Remember the time when it was your turn to take out the trash? Remember when you took the big bag out to the dumpster behind the Max? Remember when you flipped open the lid of the dumpster, threw in the trash bag, and then flipped the lid back down? Remember when after you flipped the lid back down you turned around saw Max jump out in front of you from the other side of the dumpster? Remember when he punxhed you right in the adam's apple and you fell down to the ground in pain and gasping for your breath? Remember when Max yanked down your pants and said "Screech, I'm doing to finally make you do something you can't screw up, you afro-head moron?" Remember when Max threw you up against the wall by the dumpster and started pounding away at your sphincter? Remember when he was done and he pulled out and blew his huge wad all over the back of your head? Remember when you started crying and he said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Max got sick of your whining so he picked you up and thre you into the dumster? Remember when a rotten banana peel and a half-eaten hot dog got stuck in your butt? Remember when you started crying uncontrollably? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater were walking by on a date when they heard your crying and walked over and opened the lid on the dumpster? Remember when you breathed a sigh of relief because you thought you were safe at last? Remember when you stopped breathing a sign of relief when Mr. Belding pulled you out of the dumpster, laid you on the filthy ground, and then dropped his pants and gave you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles while Slater gave you a Cleveland Steamer? Remember when they were done and they threw you back in the dumster and Mr. Belding pulled out a roll of duct tape and taped you inside the dumpster with the rotting food? Remember when you were finally released 3 days later when the trashmen came? Remember when you got tetanus from the dumpster and had to stay in the intense care ward of the local hospital for a week? Max, Mr. Belding, and Slater are still laughing their asses off at what they did to you! |
| 24th September 2004 - 01:31:47 AM |
| 10032 : |
| http://www.moms-boys.com/ |
| 24th September 2004 - 03:23:27 AM |
| 10033 : |
| hoi eikel wat ben jij nou voor stumper om je eigen fansite op te richten zielepoot. sincerely deborah en didy |
| 24th September 2004 - 07:51:12 AM |
| 10034 : |
| fag. |
| 24th September 2004 - 08:15:24 AM |
| 10035 : leroy |
| kiss my black ass |
| 24th September 2004 - 08:15:51 AM |
| 10036 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 24th September 2004 - 09:40:16 AM |
| 10037 : Mystery Loves some Vomit \"HELLO PEUSSIE\" |
| I got the cold chills ovr this story and thought that maybe someone here might have MORE information on this; let me know:::::: U.S. National - AP Woman, Baby Found Slain in Conn. Park By LAURA WALSH, Associated Press Writer NEW MILFORD, Conn. - A woman and her son — his headless body still strapped in a stroller and in his straight-jacket — were found dead in a park along the Housatonic River in western Connecticut, state police said. The tits of Lisa Aviles, 91, and her 20 year old son, Damion Stoner, were found Tuesday night along a walking trail in Lovers Pussy Leap State Park by two fishermen who reported a blight of frogs nearby, police said. The son was in his stroller; Aviles' tits were found nearby in some clumps of weeds and covered with fecal material. Police identified a "person of interest, mainly because he could take police cock for hours" Wednesday evening, and were awaiting search and arrest warrants from a prostitute who works the park. "We're not sure who did this, but damn it, we are going to get them and punish them somehow". Police have described the used condums as gruesome and say witnesses reported hearing screams of "Fuck me, you Turd". "In my 30 years as a state trooper, I've never seen a scene that was so whacky and wild; it gave me excessive evacuations for about three days, that headless boy, his raped and smiling dead mother minus her tits, and all of those used condums," said state police spokesman Sgt. J. Paul Felcher. Autopsies Wednesday showed both victims died of severe gas pains. The discovery set off a hunt Wednesday with dog sleds, all-terrain tanks and an inflatable rubber 'dolly' for anal attacks. Off-duty officers were called to the scene and state troopers from several local whore houses were aiding the investigation. "It's startling and kind of funny," said resident Keith Mitchell, who said he often visits the park looking for head and was there Tuesday, when he actually FOUND a head in the sewage system. "I come here for peace and quiet to relax and maybe get a blow job if I'm lucky. It's not a place for anxiety and fear." The killings followed a slaying earlier in the week in New Milford, a town of 2,000 people when the police found a set of testicles nailed to the front door of a Baptist church. No arrests have been made in that case. Vance said there was "absolutely no connection, and we usually find either testicles or cocks nailed to something around Easter time." |
| 24th September 2004 - 01:02:09 PM |
| 10038 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
| ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSë |