| 24th November 2004 - 04:05:48 AM |
| 11239 : Hitler Party |
| Everyone here at the Hitler Party loves hot Jewish cock. You can't beat it. Oh, and black cock as well. There's nothing like being pounded in the ass by a muscle-bound chocolate warrior. |
| 24th November 2004 - 08:10:08 AM |
| 11240 : Roger Rimjob |
| The saltythepocketknife forums are getting dangerously un-queer. Help me remedy this immediately, you fucking faggots! |
| 24th November 2004 - 11:12:05 AM |
| 11241 : Rocco |
| Help me out- I can feel your pain in not knowing the ropes of getting bum sex. I can tell you that the easiest way is by dressing up as screech with sweet zubaz and a fro wig and heading into any major cities ghetto. Even a small city will work. Then head for the dumpsters behing restraunts. Bums need to eat! When you arrive look for a single bum and ask him if he wants to make a quarter or two. This always works. After commencing the deal do as you wish and bang some smelly bum ass! The bums love this and it really is a way to give back to the community. I will be having a feast with the bums tomorrow and cant wait for my first slice of bum ass with cranberry sauce! Thanksgiving meals also provide for some of the best Cleveland Steamers!!!!! ROCCO |
| 24th November 2004 - 02:07:36 PM |
| 11242 : dwight |
| dustin i enjoyed your stand up comedy act at the COMEDY CARAVAN in louisville ky cause it was my idea for you to come and make people laugh you were so funny i was laughing so hard i wanted to fall on the floor iloved it i will never forget that night and i still have that picture of you and me and i will always have it in my scrapbook dustin i loved your big hair when you did season five of SBTB - THE NEW CLASS IN 1997 and ihope the new class reruns return to tv real soon cause i have not seen them at all and i hope your big hair grows back like that so dustin will see each other again soon ok P.S. WILL YOU PLEASE SEND ME LOTS OF OLD PICTURES OF YOU FROM SBTB - THE NEW CLASS SHOW FROM 1996 - 1997 1994... |
| 24th November 2004 - 02:21:40 PM |
| 11243 : dwight |
| dustin i would like for you to come back to LOUISVILLE KY CAUSE I wanna do a interview with you cause i wanna hear all about your life about what really happen on saved by the bell and after and other stuff except for salty the pocket knife cause i do not like heavy metal at all so we will do this inter view some time in the near future soon and dustin i have a good fashion tip for you go to a western store and buy yourself a pair of cowboy boot- cut tight wrangler blue jeans cause the women would like you in those catch you later P.S. TELL LARK VOORHIES I WANT TO MEET HER TOO... |
| 24th November 2004 - 02:28:43 PM |
| 11244 : Gay Zack |
| here's a guestbook to queer up http://www.sidewalkvagina.com/trust_the_dust.html at the bottom is the link to the guestbook, the pictures are when they met Dustin - I've been queering up their guestbook - feel free to do the same. |
| 24th November 2004 - 03:16:33 PM |
| 11245 : Gay Zack |
| Damn, I post two queer messages and I get banned and he shuts down the guestbook - that was too easy. |
| 24th November 2004 - 04:05:23 PM |
| 11246 : sweden |
| ffs are u for real??? |
| 24th November 2004 - 04:06:09 PM |
| 11247 : Gay Funtime |
| Ahem! I just shot a wad of gayness at saltythepocketknife.com. You just can't keep a good queer down. Well, maybe if you hold his ears! |
| 24th November 2004 - 04:15:45 PM |
| 11248 : Ghost of Thanksgiving! |
| Dustin! I would find it very erotic if I could slowly pluck all the hairs off your body, shove fistfuls of bread crumbs up your ass, masturbate into a turkey baster which I will then shove up your ass, smother you with melted butter, but you in my oven at 350 degrees for three hours, and mercilessly fuck the stuffing out of you! Then my queer friends, dressed as Indians and pilgrims, will bust out the Bukkake style and then devour your delicious, man-goo coated flesh. It will be very festive and gay. If you would rather save the fun for Christmas, I'd be happy to stick some presents up your chimney! |
| 24th November 2004 - 04:21:05 PM |
| 11249 : |
| that's one thanksgiving party I'd love to attend |
| 24th November 2004 - 04:30:08 PM |
| 11250 : Skip Gayly |
| Oh, yeah. saltythepocketknife.com is definately starting to get sticky again. |
| 24th November 2004 - 04:42:46 PM |
| 11251 : The Guy From sidewalkvagina.com |
| Hey, Dustin. I was thinking how erotic it would be if you would slowly pop the giant zits on my face. I want to smear you with my pus and smell your taint after you jog two miles naked in front of children. Please allow me to connect a car battery to your nipples, so I can shock you until you involuntarily shit large bursts of hot fecal matter onto my chest. Also, I like to run up on confused elderly people, tape their arms and legs together, sit on their faces, and fart violently. Would you like to join me sometime? |
| 24th November 2004 - 05:19:16 PM |
| 11252 : The Loudest Farter |
| Thanks, queers. I just lost a couple loads reading the saltythepocketknife.com forum. I had no idea dogs knew how to type, but there's even some canine stroke fodder! Down, boy! |
| 24th November 2004 - 05:47:06 PM |
| 11253 : Adolph Hitler |
| Hial! Dustin, you are so sexy zat I no longer hate ze Juden. Yes, I am touching ze asshole as I am typing ziss. Did you know zey made a sex move just for me? I vant to give it to you. It's called "Ze Hitler," but first you vill have to shave ze goatee. I vould love to vatch ze Aryan Zack licking your asshole clean. Let's have orgy viss Zack and ze small retarded boy and maybe a penguin. |
| 24th November 2004 - 05:57:36 PM |
| 11254 : Heinrich Himmler |
| Oooch ja Adolph, Zack is so hot, viz his Aryan good looks and boyish charm. Whenever I am sinking about him, meiner größenbratwurst is standink to attention and saluting mein fuhrer. MEINE LIEBENN!!!!! Excusing me please meiner englase is not verr gut. Ja, for sure I would also like to have ze gay sex mit Dustin, even zo he is ze filzy juden. And also mit ze Slater, even zo he is ze filzy vetback. I do not care! I'm flamink gay!!! |
| 24th November 2004 - 06:06:49 PM |
| 11255 : Dustin! |
| Hey, guys. I just wanted to thank all the fans who made it out to the Laff Barn in Asbestos Mountain, GA last night. You five guys are terriffic. I would have done more jokes, but JP wanted me back at the motel... Had fun last night. JP was up for a rowdy fisting session, after which he dropped flaming sewer rats into my gaping, cavernous asshole one by one. As you may imagine, I had a rough time on the toilet today! Coffee? No thanks! LOL! Anyway, my first comedy album, "Laugh Yourself Queer, And Laugh Some More," should be out on Anal Catastrophe Records by December 16, so be sure to save your lunch money LOL! =) I'm gay! |
| 24th November 2004 - 06:18:39 PM |
| 11256 : Billy-Bob Whitetrash |
| Hey, Dusty! I was one of the 5 guys at your show last night! I gotta say man, you were THE SHIT. I mean I damn near crapped my pants I laughed so hard! Yee-haw! Remember that Robert De Niro impression you did? That shit was genius, man! And remember how you kept saying the F-word? Woo hoo hoo, I was rolling in the aisles! And when you said how Zack and Slater used to get it on after SBTB shoots? I knew them guys was faggots, man! And remember how me and my 4 buddies caught you in the parking lot after the show, took you behind the venue, and ass-raped the living shit out of you, and while I was pounding away at your ass you kept screaming 'OH YES FUCK ME HARDER YOU BIG MOUNTAIN GORILLA'? Well that's just what my 10-year old nephew says! Ha ha haaaa! How's that for coincidence?? |
| 24th November 2004 - 06:19:42 PM |
| 11257 : A Fan From Asbestos Mountain |
| You are forgiven, but I'm really sad I couldn't catch you back stage so you could sign my colon with your penis-marker. Maybe next time. I really liked the joke about Slater's dog eating your asshole and then you get raped by prison guards in Mexico because you were stealing ecstacy. Is that true? |
| 24th November 2004 - 06:30:22 PM |
| 11258 : Urine Enema |
| hello dustin i will never ferget teh saved by the bell as it was what i was watching the first time my uncle roger sodomized me with a submarine sandwich. i can still smell the turkey bacon and avacado and see your member bouncing around in your baggy zubaz it makes me want to put teh rubber fist in my stankhole and rub scolding hot gravy all over my genitals you are so sex! |