| 24th November 2004 - 06:34:31 PM |
| 11259 : The Dust DOING IT FOE THA SHORTIES |
| Hey kids, This is the REAL Dustin Diamond, coming at ya with a very important message. Y'see, there are a lot of disillusioned homosexuals on this guestbook who like to insult me just because I'm a faggot-hating hypocrite. But you shouldn't listen to them, mmkay? They are nasty people who kill kittens and hate Jesus and burn the American flag. You stay away from them. So if there's a scrawny looking, zubaz wearing jewish kid at your school who everyone likes to call names, you be nice to him and become his friend, because he may very well be THE NEXT DUSTIN DIAMOND. Mmmkay? Trust the dust. Oh and don't do drugs. Your friend - Dustin |
| 24th November 2004 - 06:43:04 PM |
| 11260 : Sir Loin |
| Man! You ain't doin' nuthin' 4 tha shorteez! |
| 24th November 2004 - 06:59:00 PM |
| 11261 : The Kid From Jerry MacGuire |
| Did you know that the human anus weighs twelve pounds? At least Dustin's does. He let me weigh it. He stood on my mom's bathroom scale, and I weighed him. Then, I weighed him without his anus. There was a twelve pound difference. Did you know that the average Jewish man ejaculates approx. 6 ounces? I know because I weighed myself, and then Dustin blew a load in me and I weighed myself again. 6 ounce difference. I don't blame Dustin for making me poo on him, or even for biting my genitals. If it's for the advancement of science, it's for the good of mankind. |
| 24th November 2004 - 07:06:59 PM |
| 11262 : Haley Joel-Osment |
| Dustin taught me that apple sauce makes great taint moisturizer. It keeps your taint looking young and healthy, reducing wrinkles and smoothing out rough areas. Anyone concerned about taint beauty should give it a try. Thanks, Dust. I see gay people! |
| 24th November 2004 - 07:30:44 PM |
| 11263 : |
| new posts @ salty teh pocket knurf! =) |
| 24th November 2004 - 07:33:47 PM |
| 11264 : Joey Buttafuoco |
| Eyy Screech, you fuckin maggot-dick. Don't think I've forgotten about you, cos I haven't. I'm still watchin'. I know how to bide my time. I caught your act the other day. You're real fuckin funny, college boy. But I bet you'll look even more fuckin funny when I pull you off the street when you least expect it, and BAM! fit you a pair of Arabian Goggles and drop a nice, greasy Napoli steamer in your mouth. Then we'll see who's fuckin jokin, tough guy. Keep lookin over yer shoulder, slick. |
| 24th November 2004 - 08:05:11 PM |
| 11265 : Amy Fisher |
| Screech you fuckin' quee-ah! If you lay one goddamn finga on my Joey, I'm gonna cut ya fuckin' balls off! I loyned how to do it in population with just a toot-brush. You watch ya fuckin' back... Jagoff! Joey why you don't see me no more? If yous toyned quee-ah, gimme anotha shot. I'll be real good to ya, baby! I promise! |
| 24th November 2004 - 11:23:57 PM |
| 11266 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Hell motherfucking yes! I spent about a collective thirty minutes this evening on saltythepocketknife.com! I hope you all admire my work, but especially Dustin. Don't forget to add your own posts after you lose a couple loads! |
| 25th November 2004 - 01:15:10 AM |
| 11267 : Hitler Party |
| COURAGE Courage is the most beautiful and noble trait a man can have. He who has no courage is not a man. §The "storming courage" of an attack is wonderful. The feeling of having risked all in service of a high ideal frees one and lets him charge forward with joy. Courage bears a man as if he had wings, and fills his heart. §The attack becomes the high point of life. When everything depends on one card, when one can lose everything, when one can win everything, life is at its best. He who has never charged and attacked, filled with courage, has never fully lived. §Alongside "stormy courage" is the "indomitable courage" of those facing hard fate. "Fate is great and powerful, but greater still is the person who bears it unshaken." §Life is often harder than death. A coward holds on to it. No one faces a challenge greater than the strength he has been given to face it. Courage overcomes all. When one has done all in his power, good luck comes to show him a new way and help him along. But it is not really good luck. "Resist all powers, never give in, be strong, calls the army of the gods." §Courage is needed not only by the man, by the soldier, a woman too needs courage. For the man battle, the attack is the greatest challenge. For the woman it comes when she gives a new person life. Men who no longer want to wage war cannot face the mothers who give new life at the risk of their own. §Courage is the noblest trait of a man or woman. It determines the battle and gives victory. |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:10:14 AM |
| 11268 : Hitler Party |
| What we call monsters are not so to God, who sees in the immensity of his work the infinity of forms that he has comprised in it; and it is for us to believe that this figure that astonishes us is related and linked to some other figures of the same kind unknown to man. From his infinite wisdom there proceeds nothing but that is good and ordinary and regular; but we do not see its arrangement and relationship. What he sees often, he does not wonder at, even if he does not know why it is. If something happens which he has not seen before, he thinks it is a prodigy. We call contrary to nature what happens to contrary to custom; nothing is anything but according to nature, whatever it may be. Let this universal and natural drive out of us the error and astonishment that novelty brings us. |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:52:28 AM |
| 11269 : ZOIKS |
| ohhhcmon mothefuckers....get ur mada fuckin mouth to ur ass. |
| 25th November 2004 - 05:15:30 AM |
| 11270 : GIANNI |
| HALO |
| 25th November 2004 - 06:47:23 AM |
| 11271 : General Queerasfuck, 4th Rimjob Division |
| Sick Boy: I have read your posts on saltythepocketknife.com and, for your services to the queer community, it would be an honor to bestow upon you the two most prestigious medals the queer military has to offer - the Brown Star and the Pink Triangle. |
| 25th November 2004 - 10:48:25 AM |
| 11272 : Hitler Pajama Party |
| What we call Rim Goblins are not so in the red eye of God. The courage and will of a man to anally douche himself purifies the sacred sphincters of Fintoozler and the infinite rims of holy prostate stimulation. From his infinite wisdom he endowed man with a furious colostomy bag, the kind of which had never before been penetrated by the meat of a gentile. He beset upon us the righteousness of vibrating anal beads and the inhereted superiority of a mighty cock ring, woven from the finest butt hair and tampon rip-cords. To cause your fellow man-holes to gape is our greatest challenge. Let this natural determination drive out of us our gay-goo and stanky poo. |
| 25th November 2004 - 11:20:17 AM |
| 11273 : HAhhhAHAh |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA |
| 25th November 2004 - 12:12:57 PM |
| 11274 : a |
| www.unkis.tk |
| 25th November 2004 - 12:13:51 PM |
| 11275 : Shannon Carr |
| Dustin this is you cousin from your moms sister sheryl king. We came to see you oh lets see in 1996 when your mom was ill with her cancer. We went to your set on saved by the bell im not sure if you would remember ..... i also used to babysit Ryan when he was still alive.....listen we want to get in touch with you and see if you can come to the funny bone in boise idaho....yep po-dung idaho....it would be really fun to see you...my son who is 10 acts just like you used too....he wants to meet you... we have a picture of you holding him at 18 months and he is now a fan of saved by the bell....i also used to run your fan club at the time as well...i know this sounds like im a nutty fan but really we are related and want to see you if possiable please respond as soon as you can your cuz shannon |
| 25th November 2004 - 12:36:46 PM |
| 11276 : Dustin |
| Sheryl, I would love nothing more than to meet your ten-year-old son! I think it may problaby be possiable. I would like to meet him ASAP. I really want to make a bond with him before he grows pubic hair. We can read scripts from old SBTB episodes, eat chocolate, stay up all night, and maybe even rub knobs and rim each other! Please contact me. I am already losing loads just thinking about this reunion. |
| 25th November 2004 - 12:41:50 PM |
| 11277 : S!CK B0Y! |
| I'm honored! Now if I can just earn my Rusty Sherrif's Badge, I'll be captain of the Glass Bottom Boat! |
| 25th November 2004 - 12:44:49 PM |
| 11278 : Princess Peussie, GODDESS OVER ALL |
| Does anyone have another sandwich with the pic of the Virgin Mary burned into the top? I need one for my next Enema Party. WHAT am I talking about, you turds? well here's the story...and then make contact. As for the Hitler Party nitwit, who knows nothing about male sex, and to 11259, you are one useless piece of dry cum:::::::::::::::::::::::: I'm wondering what a ham sandwich with pickles and the image of the Virgin might cost nowadays? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ op Stories - AP Bidding Ends at K for Cheese Sandwich HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - A woman who said her 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich bore the image of the Virgin Mary will be getting a lot more bread after the item sold for ,000 on eBay. GoldenPalace.com, an online casino, confirmed that it placed the winning bid, and company executives said they were willing to spend "as much as it took" to own the 10-year-old half-sandwich with a bite out of it. "It's a part of pop culture that's immediately and widely recognizable," spokesman Monty Kerr told The Miami Herald. "We knew right away we wanted to have it." Photos posted on eBay show what can be viewed as a woman's face emblazoned on the sandwich, a bite taken out of one end. Bidding closed Monday. In a statement, GoldenPalace.com CEO Richard Rowe said he planned to use the sandwich to raise money for charity. Kerr and Steve Baker, CEO of GoldenPalace's management company, Cyberworld Group, flew to south Florida on Monday to make arrangements for a sandwich handover from its owner, Diana Duyser. "I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother of God," Duyser, a work-from-home jewelry designer, said in the casino's statement. The online auction site initially pulled the sale, saying it didn't post joke items. The page was restored after the company was convinced that Duyser would deliver on the bid, said eBay spokesman Hani Durzy. Duyser said she took a bite after making the sandwich 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her. She put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand. She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold. |