| 25th November 2004 - 01:03:34 PM |
| 11279 : billy |
| Momma madey thanksgivingiy pie for meeeeeeeeee.. Turkeyy and poopiee on way. Marry banana8uihdoqiuwhde873hswbrfhcadytvbeiu |
| 25th November 2004 - 01:22:30 PM |
| 11280 : Dale Earnhart |
| Howdy, Dustbuster! I can't wait to tickly yer tummy with my bristly moustache while I gobble on yer kosher man-meat! |
| 25th November 2004 - 01:40:58 PM |
| 11281 : Bunghole Chickenbone |
| How odd. I was rimming Dustin one time, and I swear I saw the kindly face of Jesus smiling at me from the inside of Dustin's asshole. After I violently fisted him, the blood pool on the floor looked just like the Pope! Holy canoli! |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:00:39 PM |
| 11282 : Hitler\'s Communist Party |
| What we call Dustin-Dingleberry Goblins are not so in the red eye of God and Jesus and Mary and the Trolls. The courage and will of a turd to anally douche himself purifies the sacred sphincters of such a Goddess as Princess Peussie and the infinite rims of holy prostate stimulation, that that makes any sense. From his infinite stupidity he endowed man with a furious colostomy bag called THE BRAIN OF NOONOO, the kind of which had never before been penetrated by the meat of a bicycle seat. He beset upon us the righteousness of vibrating anal beads and the inhereted superiority of a mighty cock ring, woven with wire tongs and bleejohnny beads not to mention all of the barbed wire. To cause your fellow man-holes to gape is our greatest delight of the sodomite. Let this unnatural determination drive out of us our gallons of jizz and turd factors. |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:04:25 PM |
| 11283 : billy |
| Stop that billy. You want to make the stuffing now? |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:12:04 PM |
| 11284 : DA CHACHI |
| Courage is the most stupid and banal trait a man can have. He who has no erection then he is not a pussy cat or little gerbil. The "stoned courage" of an attack of diahhrea is wonderful. The feeling of having had a good shit in service of a high rollers frees one and lets him charge forward with a full bladder and his brains turned to cow shit. Arrogance bears a foreskin as if he had three scrotums and one delivery boy, and fills his pants with much evacuation. The time one spends sleeping becomes the high point of life. When everything depends on one fart, when one can lose nothing, when one can win everything, life is not worth living. He who has never fucked Dustin in the assholes for a few months, filled with goo and stench, has never fully understood the bullshit of george bush. Alongside "stormy gas leaks" is the "indomitable penis" of those facing hard ons. "FUCKING is great and powerful, but greater still is the person who bears it unshaken even though his asshole is useless from the event." Life is often like a little mirror over the toilet bowl. A princess holds on to it. No one faces a challenge greater than the pain he has been given to shit on the ALTAR OF LOVE. Any abortion overcomes all thoughtless parasites. When one has done all in his power, good luck comes to show him a new way to start a scam and call it RELIGION and help him along, singing a song, my mouth filled with DONG. But it is not really reality or at least I dont' think so. "Resist all sodomites, never give in unless you are paid good money for the fucking, be strong with your dong, calls the army of the trolls." Humor is needed not only by the man, by the soldier, a woman too needs courage but read this SHIT. For the man who just got fucked by anyone in the Dustin KNIFE CLUB, the attack is the greatest goofoff. THe testicles of a man can easily be lowered into another guy's throat. It determines nothing but fun if one simply bites the nuts off of a guy before he can scream, "WOW, let's party!!!" |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:12:12 PM |
| 11285 : momma |
| Your acting odd billy. Maybe a nap will help. Ill get the jello ready. |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:17:37 PM |
| 11286 : Hitler House Party 3 |
| What we call Scat Fandangos are not so in the browneye of Jesus's fart hole. The iron strength of the first-born male to insert his finger up his grandfather's urethra while sponging him off in soupy bath water after a missive gay orgy is steadfast in the gaping annals of gayity and flatulence stimulation. In his infinite queerness, he bestowed upon man a bounty of Taco Bell and gin to evoke violent farting, the likes of which have never been experienced by the greasiest Italian. He bejeweled us with the majestic anal beads of Tuvak's third realm, and with the precious stones of Uvanar's kidney, mined in the Age of Analingus in the forty-twelfth year of our Lord, not to mention the scented secretions of Napton the 4th and his coveted taint butters. To cause your fellow man-holes to become ripe with the crust of a vagrant's generous leavings is to please Interior Decoratorus, God os the Sodomites and keeper of the Cock Ring of Zubaza. Let us feast on the Bukkake sauce and break bread with our scrotums. |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:20:04 PM |
| 11287 : Franz Grössenpimmel |
| Hellos to you Dusty. Mein nahme ist Franz, I am writing to way vey back ven, in psot 9718. Even though you are not replyink to me I am writing again to let you know zat meine club, 'Die GrossenHomoScheißeHaus', is holding a commemorative evening in your honor, and ve vould liking very much for you to attend. Zere will be many people dressed as Screech as well as lots und lots of hot rimming action, cleaveland steamers, golden showering, und so forz. YOU WILL COME, JA?? DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME!!! |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:21:28 PM |
| 11288 : billy |
| i have too goie to bathroomiee right nowie |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:28:27 PM |
| 11289 : momma |
| Your going to bed after Circus Bitch |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:30:24 PM |
| 11290 : Hitler Party |
| Shit Shit is the force inside you that commands. You may hesitate from weariness, extreme gapage, penile blisters. Shit lifts you over every phallus and orders you to rim who your feelings and understanding tell you to rim. A man without shit is like a xtra-large dildo without lube. It is useless. But "where there is a shit, there is a gay," and where a shit orders, it is obeyed, whether a person swallows his own shit or men swallow the shit of a leader. Where there is semen that comes from strength, it is shit that makes it HIV+. Exercise your shit so that it is as stinky and runny as a drawn bowstring, ready to let loose in the moment it should, neither a second too late nor a second too early. Exercise your shit in little mouth until it is strong enough to bring from you that which Germany expects. Only then will you quaff mightily on the sacred jew-phallus of Diamond. |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:37:07 PM |
| 11291 : billy |
| I eatie turkey and banana'swmfioj firstiiiiiiiii Billerfhnew |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:52:40 PM |
| 11292 : momma |
| Take that nap yet? turkey on the way. |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:23:49 PM |
| 11293 : Mary Mount |
| I CAN WELL IMAGINE WHY DUSTIN IS WORRIED ABOUT THIS SITE. IT SMELLS LIKE INFECTED JIZZ WHEN IT RUNS DOWN MY FACE. Please let's clean this place up. All of these remarks are so rude and unkind. Why such filth? So let's remain good christians, and if you cannot, THEN I'LL SEND MY BUTTFUCKER STORM TROOPERS OUT TO GET YOU AND RAPE YOU ALL!!! Smiles to you, Leticia....... |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:38:30 PM |
| 11294 : Hitler Party |
| http://www.nazi.org/party/theory/index.html Although humanity has succeeded technologically, we have failed to maintain a society based on values, or which respects our environment, preferring instead an atmosphere of conformity and "safe" lack of conflict. The result is stultifying social taboo and an inability to conceive and execute long-term plans. http://www.nazi.org/party/theory/index.html |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:41:50 PM |
| 11295 : Dustin! |
| Hey, gals! Boy, my Thanksgiving is going fabulous! I love to celebrate the great Chris Columbus, who, as you may know, was the first great flaming gay navigator of the sea! To honor him, I decided I'd "discover" JP's asshole and erect my flag pole! We decided to fry the turkey this year. JP saved up a month's worth of semen which we added to KY for a delicious, low-fat oil. After the bird began to really sizzle, Morgan, one of my fun boys, bet me five big ones that I couldn't flash-fry my genitals. Well, I really needed the five bucks, so I squatted over the turkey fryer and submerged my scrotum. You really don't feel any pain for the first five minutes. Anyway, I used the five bucks to buy a lower east side transvestite hand job, and hopefully I can raise enough money doing stand-up to buy new testicles. How are your Thanksgivings going, queenies? |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:53:02 PM |
| 11296 : Hitler Tupperware Party |
| Although homosexuality has succeeded scatalogically, we have failed to sustain en erection based on urine enemas which respectfully plunder the colostomy bags of the queer elderly, preferring instead an atmosphere of Hot Carls and steaming Chili Dogs which conflict with the horribly infected anus of Stankatron, God of cracked, irritated sphincter rings. The result is a useless anus and an inability to anally conceive ass-babies, the chosen race of queers who will one day rule the world with a rubber fist. |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:56:44 PM |
| 11297 : Hitler Party |
| I do not know how to involve myself so deeply and so entirely. When my will gives me over to one party, it is not with so violent an obligation that my understanding is infected by it. In the present broils of this state, my own interest has not made me blind to either the laudable qualities in our adversaries or those that are reproachable in the men I have followed. People adore everything that is on their side; as for me, I do not even excuse most of the things that I see on mine. A good work does not lose its grace for pleading against my cause. |
| 25th November 2004 - 04:03:48 PM |
| 11299 : |
| cool. save by the bell rulz... :D |