| 02nd December 2004 - 10:29:07 AM |
| 11461 : Propertyman |
| 02nd December 2004 - 02:34:06 PM |
| 11462 : Buck Studly |
| That's right, ass clown. Why does Diamond have such a bug up his ass just because a few hot, studly queers write gay fantasies about him on the Internet? I, for one, would love to drop a nice, big, steaming log on his mirkin-like jew-fro - and where's the harm in that?? We post equally gay fantasies about his old SBTB cast members and about having sex with random dudes behind dumpsters, and just because this site bears his name he gets all fucking whingy about it. Cunt. |
| 02nd December 2004 - 02:55:58 PM |
| 11463 : |
| Do you think the singer from New Found Glory sucks cock and takes it up the ass more than Dustin? He should team up with Dustin and form an all gay band, they could become what Salty thrived to be but lack of an all homo band kept them from really breaking into mainstream homo radio. Dustin and that guy along with a full gay cast could play the gayest music known to queers and would put us all in instant oragasm. |
| 02nd December 2004 - 03:05:31 PM |
| 11464 : |
| yes jordan sucks a lot of dick. him and dustin should do a project called my glory hole. they also can cover "el bimbo" that song they played in the blue oyster bar on police academy. my gay techno club plays it all the time and it usually leads to daisy chains and spider mans galore. very orgasmic. |
| 02nd December 2004 - 03:32:21 PM |
| 11465 : Rocco |
| Hope everyone is well today. I am dissapointed that the good pastor did not return my email. Cant figure out if that site is real or not. Seems fake, he refers to muslims as poo people. Mabey he wants someone to help him make poo babies and if so I am up for that challenge! Tonight I am going to go out dressed as Danny Pintauro from Who's the Boss! I got a blond mop wig, I can't wait! Im gonna go to the dumpster scene behind the bowling alley and get ass rammed by as many young bucks as I can. I even found a shitty blue van to drive around in. I hope I run into a Tony so he can teach me "Who's the Boss"! Hope to run into my fellow queers out and about. If you spot me feel free to leave a nice cleveland steamer on my shaved chest! ROCCO |
| 02nd December 2004 - 03:40:34 PM |
| 11466 : Gay Zack |
| Rocco, that sounds awesome. As you may know I've always been a big fan of Danny Pintauro. I've posted several fantasies involving him. I remember a few years ago I found a Danny Pintauro guestbook, which I took upon myself to queer up, and queering it up I did. I posted all the time about his velvet white buttocks. A small amount of people queered it up as well, but no where near the response of Dustins fans! I would love to tag team with Danny and Dustin anyday of the week. |
| 02nd December 2004 - 04:27:32 PM |
| 11467 : Buck Studly |
| Danny Pintauro is a super-stud. Gay Zack, there's not a great deal of point in queering up Danny Pintauro guest books, since Danny Pintauro himself is already as queer as a month of sundays (see link below), hence there's not much more queering up you can do. However, DP guestbooks might be a good place to solicit gay sex from other studly Who's the Boss fans! Danny could be my boss anyday!!! I lost no less than 6 loads while reading this interview - http://content.gay.com/channels/arts/pintauro.html?from=arts_inc |
| 02nd December 2004 - 05:38:51 PM |
| 11468 : Aaron Carter |
| Dear Dustin & Fags When is the right time to lose your anal virginity? I've had many boyfriends, and while I've given and received many, many blowjobs, and even taken a shit on some homeless guy's chest, I've just never felt close enough to anyone to let them thrust their mighty beef-saber into my puckered poot-chute. I just feel that I need to love my partner before I let him score a bullseye on my brown star with his girthsome spam-javelin. I have to feel that he cares for me - maybe he could invite me round for candlelight dinner, just the 2 of us, with soft music and delightful conversation, and maybe only then I'd feel comfortable about spreading my ass-cheeks and allowing his dripping purple-helmeted love warrior to explore my chocolatey sugar-cave. Is this wrong? I'm so confused. - Aaron PS Dustin - my anal virginity is still yours if you want it! |
| 02nd December 2004 - 05:45:43 PM |
| 11469 : Dear Dustin |
| Aaron, There are no rules in anal love. If you feel you must, you should hold on to your anal virginity until you find that special somone - then, and only if you feel ready, you can allow him to use his purple wand to cast it's magic load deep inside your bowels. And if that special someone should be me, then all the better - I've got a load with your name on it! Let's hook up for gay sex!!! - The Dust |
| 02nd December 2004 - 05:57:41 PM |
| 11470 : |
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| 02nd December 2004 - 06:04:09 PM |
| 11471 : Marcus |
| To: PastorJim@truechristian.com Dear "Christians", Well Pastor Bullshit, we all had a great laugh, sorry but at your expense. Is this what you do to pass the extra time in your life of christian garbage and hate? I thought as I quickly looked over this shit: "This guy is the perfect christian; he's filled with hate for others; he attempts to create a vicious world of contempt and loathing; he passes as a guy connected with spiritual matters but clearly is a scam artist....and: If in fact you do believe in this horseshit called christianity, then you are also investing time in useless fairy tales. But ever hear of kharma? what goes out comes back? Well prepare for your kick in the balls, buster-brown, as you are about as useless and ugly as a human can get. Oh and by the way, that question about who put the flag on the moon? Well, jerkoff, you should also ask that along with the flag, who left the 17 bags of feces and urine there after take off? THAT is a STATEMENT, no? Thanks for the chuckles, Marcus |
| 03rd December 2004 - 02:47:09 AM |
| 11472 : SEX GALLERIES PORN XXX |
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| 03rd December 2004 - 04:57:31 AM |
| 11473 : |
| Marcus, truechristian.com is a parody site, much in the same vein as http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ |
| 03rd December 2004 - 05:23:56 AM |
| 11474 : One-Eyed Dick, Ass-Pirate of the Caribbean |
| YARRR-HARRR-HARRR!!! Ahoy, ye rascally dogs! I be One-Eyed Dick, the most fearsome and flaming pirate to ever sail the seven seas! Pitch my mizzenmast and batten down the hatches, ye scurvy scumbuckets!! Yarr maties, I've heard the legend of a golden-boy child named Dustin, who's skin is pure, who has hair like wool, and who drops pieces of eight from his ass! I'd like to find this Dustin and plunder his booty!! Yarr-har!!! Y'see, during our long voyages on the seven seas, I've been through my crew more times than a virulent case of the trots, and I'm lookin for some fresh ass!! So Dustin, come hoist my main-sail and mount my poop-deck! Yarr! Fifteen men on Dustin's chest! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cum! |
| 03rd December 2004 - 08:40:04 AM |
| 11475 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember when Mr. Belding saw you sitting down on the stairs in the hallway crying one day? Remember when he asked what was wrong and you said that you were upset that everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember when he told you to come to his office and he'd give you a present you'd remember for the rest of your life? Remember when you walked into his office and he slugged you in the gut and you fell over in pain? Remember when he dropped his pants, took off his underwear, and rubbing his herpes-encrusted dirty underwear in your face? Rememeber how for the past 15 years you've been trying to get rid of the herpes Belding gave you that day? Mr. Belding really got you good that time! |
| 03rd December 2004 - 11:52:34 AM |
| 11476 : |
| I remember the episode when Slater had a sleepover with Screech and Zack, but in the middle of the night a whole bunch of greasy mulleted mexicans came over for an orgy. Screech looked like a deer caught in headlights as one guy started rubbing his ass, than he put his cock in Screechs ass as Screech yelled "Zoinks" and he almost woke up everybody else. The best part was when the guy donkey punched Screech and he passed out while everyone took turns shooting a load into his fro. Slater took a shit on Zack and wiped his ass with Screech's cum encrusted fro. That is one of the best episodes to this day. |
| 03rd December 2004 - 03:51:00 PM |
| 11477 : One-Eyed Dick, Ass-Pirate of the Caribbean |
| By the way, ye scurvy dogs, here's a picture of me - http://fapomatic.com/7/pirateforsale.jpg Yarr har harrrr!!! |
| 03rd December 2004 - 05:23:49 PM |
| 11478 : |
| Who the hell are this person anyway? He is not on my telly! |
| 03rd December 2004 - 06:19:28 PM |
| 11479 : Dustin Diamond |
| 11478: you sound retarded. Retards get me HOT. Wanna hook up in a public restroom for gay sex and scat swapping some time? |
| 03rd December 2004 - 07:31:12 PM |
| 11480 : Gay Nigger Association of America |
| http://www.gnaa.us/ Are you gay? Are you a nigger? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then GNAA might be exactly what you're looking for! http://www.gnaa.us/press.phtml |