| 16th May 2005 - 07:58:51 PM |
| 13569 : Dner |
| Hey Dustin, is it true that Mark and Mario put a laxative in your food once? Is it true that on the set you started to feel your shit pangs coming on? Is it true that in a scene filmed in the bathroom you had to yell cut and ran into the stall that Mario's character was hiding for the scene and blew your shit into the useless toilet? Is it true that Mario was so turned on by this that he dropped his acid washed jeans and stuck his cock in your mouth while you were shitting? Is it true that you kept sucking him off and licking his balls while you shit because it's always been a fantacy of yours? Is it true that Mark walked into the stall wondering what the hell was going on and saw you and Mario in a gay lovers tango? Is it true that Mark pulled down his pants and spun you around and fucked your shitty ass using your slimey shit as lube? Is it true that Mario and Zack were spit-roasting you and you didn't even care that everyone on set was watching you guys? Is it true that Mark came in your ass making you have the hersey squirts even worse? Is it true that Mario shot his Taco Bell flavored cum into your mouth making you gag and throw up all over the place? Is it true that you passed out from dehydration and collapsed on the set floor covered in semen and shit? Is it true that when you collapsed you hit your head and started seizuring? Is it true that everyone on the set was laughing at you and throwing their shit and tampons on you? Is it true that you woke up with a camera in your face and your mouth was full of used tampons and your face was smeared in shit like black face? Is it true that T.K. "Milo" Carter came on the set and started to jerk off on your face saying "take my load like the little nigger you are" and came on your face? Is it true that you started crying and everyone was laughing at you? Is it true that it was all on film and they put it on the Saved By the Bell Season 1 and 2 dvd set as an easter egg? Man those on set practical jokes are sure wacky!! ps. Kudos to Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| 17th May 2005 - 12:33:45 AM |
| 13570 : Ox |
| Princess Peussie, remember that episode from the 3rd season of SBTB before your sex change, when you went by the name "Prince Peussie"? Remember how you were flaming gay and would dress like Peter Pan, wearing tights to school every day? Remember how you also sported a perm at this time in your pathetic little life? Remember how you used to masturbate every night while thinking about Slater's smelly Mexican manchilada and dreamed that you would someday toss his salad? Remember when Slater came up to you during gym class and asked you to meet in my Belding's dungeon after school for a swordfight? Remember how Mr. Belding had constructed a dungeon in his basement where he used to referee hot man-on-man action? Remember when Slater said that Mr. Belding, Zack, and Screech would be there to watch? Remember how turned on that made you feel, because it seemed so kinky? Remember when you showed up at Mr. Belding's dungeon, dropped trow, and prepared your boner for a "swordfight" with Slater's little Mexican warrior? Remember how you were hung like a 3-month-old? Remember when Slater showed up with a real medieval sword? Remember when Mr. belding walked in and started the match? Remember when your tiny wang was no match for Slater's heavy medieval sword? Remember when Slater chopped off your baby-dick with the sword and you collapsed in shock from the blood loss? Remember when Zack and Mr. tuttle started laughing uncontrollably and both called you a "HUGE FAGGOT!!!"? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up your member from the ground, placed it in a tiny little hot dog bun, and then made you eat it? Remember how much pain you were in and you were so light-headed from the blood loss? Remember when you passed out and woke up to find Screech's dog, "Hound Dog," pissing on your perm? You sure got screwed over that time! |
| 17th May 2005 - 03:54:22 PM |
| 13572 : dazo |
| http://www.gangstawar.com/index.php?act=speclink&speclink=3h87173066 Play this online flash game its about gangs and guns. Its really fun and addicting so have fun! |
| 17th May 2005 - 06:59:49 PM |
| 13573 : elizabeth |
| hey screech how are you well i will keep watching saved by the bell liz |
| 17th May 2005 - 11:56:37 PM |
| 13574 : gay slater |
| hey fags, wha'ts up? |
| 18th May 2005 - 01:16:03 AM |
| 13575 : Remember when... |
| Hey Princess Peussie, remember when you used to be really funny? Remember when people used to like you and liked having you around? Oh wait, you don't remember? That's because it never happened you stupid fucking cunt, BWAHAHAHAHA!! |
| 18th May 2005 - 11:08:24 AM |
| 13577 : Mary Mount, Secr. to GOddess PEUSSIE, you assholes |
| Oh yes, and do you assholes remember the days when there were no turkish terrorists here and Princess PEUSSIE ruled with an iron thumb? Cannot remember? Is clearly that you are all brain dead from too many fake dumpster activities, you little twats. GROW up, and get those sissy panties down so the ROYAL COURT can measure you in centimeters and not inches..... And here's something for your little assholes to consume: Has anyone here on this board tried this new concept of edging to help supplement the jelqing activites? I have tried this now for about the past 3 weeks. My personal trainer here in nasterville mentioned this to me, and said it would help to minimize some of the pressue that has built up in my anus from the hours of jelqing and fingering that have come to me from prayer in the monastery. Damn why the fuck did I become a priest? I'd prefer to be working at that Academy of Jelqing in chestnut hill along with Professor Steve Nelsen, who now teacher an advanced course in proctology and edging, as it relates to the History of the Anus and Papacy. Right on, Sasha Baron Cohen! YOU IS MY MAN. reSpekt! Anyway: So I got into the argument with a friend about the difference in edging and jelqing...and he said THERE IS NO DIFFERNECe but hey, after a few joints, I know that jelqin g GET SME THERE AND GETS THE JOB DONE insptie of the swelling and pain. Ask Prof. Nelsen....he's swollen and =nevertheless he's 8 inches strong at this time without Jelqing...but IF he keeps jelqing like he does at that workout place, WOW, he's going to have a master dick that NONE of us will be able to swallow. SO that's the news for the moment, Jelqers... |
| 18th May 2005 - 11:35:36 AM |
| 13578 : amy |
| i heard tht u killed urself! |
| 18th May 2005 - 11:52:43 AM |
| 13579 : Mary |
| Online Pharmacology: muscle relaxant http://medicament.atspace.com |
| 18th May 2005 - 01:28:50 PM |
| 13581 : To aimless amy, TURD, from Mary |
| Something for you, dear amy, before you look in the mirror and die!! PS: we know you arer the one leaving these socalled turkish terror alerts, but thanks so much for your help. It's great to know that you can be wiped away like shit stains from the dumpster interior. Smiles...and do not forget: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE. Authorities issued a warrant to spank pop star Michael Jackson on Wednesday as sheriff's deputies finished stealing everything from his central California Neverland Ranch in an unspecified criminal investigation dealing with the abuse of makeup and the tools used on little boys for 'cosmetic surgery' and circumcisions, all not needed. One mother stated to the press, "My son was already circumcised twice; now with Mr. Jackson's 'work, I don't think my son has a penis left". A spokesman for the police department in Las Vegas, where Jackson has been staying for the past three weeks behind bars and tied down in a straight-jacket while producing a racket of love-making with the little boys in his cell, said California authorities issued an arrest warrant for the singer and were negotiating with his mini-prostate on the terms of his nose-job. The spokeswoman, Mamacita Montoya, did not specify the charges in the arrest warrant against Jackson and said her department would not be involved in serving the dinner or even at breakfast where various sexual activities take place under the table. Banana sucking was freqently practiced. In 1994, Jackson reached a multimillion-dollar out-of-court settlement with the family of a 14-year-old boy who accused him of "not letting me get completely off; Michael would yell at me that if I shot that goo again, I'd ruin his sheets and wallpaper. I was a wreck". A criminal investigation of that case was closed without charges being brought, and Jackson had the boy chopped into insy-binsy pieces of meat for his pet cobra. "We've seen this before, and those little boys have learned so much just being here in bed with Michael; how he shows them about life and about 'riding the rapids' as he says when they enter his rear for a wild ride; our response is 'Here we go again with some hot gravy;' Michael has 24-hour-a-day supervision, sort of like a vision, but a bodyguard to also gives rim jobs, with him for the specific reason to protect him from bad vibrations and funny jokes about severed dick heads," Jackson family attorney Brian Oxshid told NBC "Hold Your Nuts, DUDES". Whacko-Jacko slashed out at the "rogues' gallery of perverts and sperm sources" who dominated the toilet bowls on Tuesday speculating on the difference between Falwell and turds. No decision reached. "These characters always seem to surface with a dreadful allegation just as another piece of ass is about to loosen and "in we go for another warm, brown joy-ride", an album of cocks, a video of bondage and torture and Sodomy, is being released into the sewage system," Jackson said in the statement about his love of Life. The search warrant was executed on the day that a new greatest hits collection was released, featuring Jackson's latest single, "One More FUCK." Sheriff's deputies and officials from the Santa Barbara District Attorney's office completed the enema convention, which began on Tuesday morning with shit flying all over the place. Jackson has a theme-park with prostate rides and a zoo there where little boys sit on his face and fart. It's called the 'camel ride'. The Celebrity Justice TV SHOW said the therapist felt compelled to report the information to authorities under a California law requiring any guy with an erection and stiff nuts be arrested by the local police and spanked until ready for college. It has been a tumultuous year for Jackson, whose talents as an entertainer have been eclipsed by his bizarre personal life in a multi-level tree house. One event, Michael being raped by his monkey: that caused troubles. In February, he revealed in a British television documentary that he sometimes shared his Neverland bedroom with young boys all standing so erect and shooting all over the place.In November last year, Jackson stunned fans and amused thousands of mothers in Berlin by dangling his bareass baby from a hotel balcony, letting the newborn piss on those below. In June, he settled a million breach of diahrrea lawsuit by his former topless boy-toy, Jim-Boob, avoiding a trial that threatened to expose details of his very small penis. |
| 18th May 2005 - 03:11:34 PM |
| 13582 : from Amy\'s asshole |
| Dear Princess Pussy, You are in a dreadful state. What with no toilet paper, sewage running loose everywhere, a run-a-mok Dutch Boy probably starting rumors about the supposed rape: well it's just far too much for a princess let alone a blue blood. For heaven sake, princess, grab the rosary beads and get to fucking work! God only knows that THAT was not the first rape EVER in that parking lot. Let us think about Lady Shannon and some of those 'sun rise' services given out in the backs of trucks, pulled up to the cathedral. Unloading, indeed! My eyes reach the Heavens for the answer while my lips whisper filegree prayers to Our Lord. Love a duck! Immediately follow up with a complaint to, rather, through lovely Mary Mount, to Her Royal Hideness, Princess Peussie!!! And speaking of Mary Mount, I would offer you My Best Wishes, Amy |
| 18th May 2005 - 06:02:12 PM |
| 13583 : Fagbusters |
| I HAVE RETURNED, YOU VILE FUCKING SCUMBAGS. YOU'VE MANAGED TO OFFEND THE ALMIGHTY AGAIN... IT'S TIME TO TOSS YOUR SALADS WITH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE. LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT... OR AS STRAIGHT AS IT CAN GET IN THIS PASTEL-COLORED EQUIVALENT OF A WEST HOLLYWOOD ANAL CUM DUMPSTER. THE DISGUSTING BEING KNOWN TO THE WORLD (OR AT LEAST THIS ANALLY DILATED ONE) AS "PRINCESS PEUSSIE", WAS ACTUALLY A THIRD-RATE NERD WHO DID TIME IN THE HALLWAYS OF BAYSIDE HIGH UNDER HIS CHRISTIAN NAME OF LESTER POSEY. AS NO CHILD WANTS TO GO THROUGH HIS PUBLIC EDUCATION EXPERIENCE WITH A NAME THAT HAS TEN BILLION POTENTIAL METHODS TO MOCK IT, YOUNG LESTER, WHO DESPITE HIS THIN, NERDY FRAME HAD VERY LITTLE INTELLIGENCE AND WIT TO SPEAK OF, DECIDED TO BESTOW UPON HIMSELF THE QUESTIONABLE CANONIZATION OF "PRINCE", AFTER HIS ALREADY MENTIONED LOVE OF PURPLE RAIN. AND LET US NOT FORGET THE SCENE IN PURPLE RAIN WHERE JEROME TOSSES A CRAZY BITCH INTO A DUMPSTER... A SCENE THAT NOW SCREAMS LIKE AN ANALLY-RAPED TODDLER OF IRONY. |
| 18th May 2005 - 06:20:03 PM |
| 13584 : Fagbusters |
| OBVIOUSLY, FAGGOTS, LESTER'S ATTEMPT TO COME UP WITH A SWEET NAME, AND THE ACCOMPANYING EYELINER AND ASCOTS, DIDN'T HAVE THEIR INTENDED RESULTS. THE BAYSIDE GANG, ONCE THEY FINALLY STOPPED LAUGHING AT "PRINCE'S" SWEET NEW NAME, BEGAN CALLING HIM "PRINCE POSEY", TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT ONE WONDERS IF BEING CALLED "MO-LESTER" WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A BAD THING AFTER ALL... PRINCE POSEY TRIED TO FIGHT BACK... BUT BEING THAT HE HAD A SEVERE SPEECH IMPEDIMENT THAT MADE HIM SOUND LIKE SLOTH FROM THE GOONIES, THAT ROUTE OBVIOUSLY WASN'T GOING TO WORK... AND IT DIDN'T. ONE DAY, AS PRINCE POSEY WALKED DOWN THE HALLWAY AND SLATER WAS APPROACHING FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION, PRINCE, SEEING THE OBVIOUS SMIRK ON YOUNG A.C.'S FACE, STOPPED, FLIPPED SLATER THE DOUBLE BIRD, AND SCREAMED. "SLATER RULES FER FUCKING SURE!" THEN HE TURNED AROUND AND RAN FOR HIS LIFE... BUT SLATER CAUGHT HIM AND SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND SET HIS ASCOT ON FIRE. MR. BELDING JUST WATCHED, ARMS CROSSED, AND LAUGHED THAT FAMOUS BELDING LAUGH. |
| 18th May 2005 - 06:31:18 PM |
| 13585 : Fagbusters |
| WHAT FOLLOWED WAS AN UNPRECEDENTED DELUGE OF ABUSE AND DEGRADATION, WHICH HAS YET TO BE MATCHED, EVEN BY WATCHING "SAVED BY THE BELL:THE NEW CLASS" IN ITS ENTIRETY. NATURALLY, THERE ARE MANY LEGENDS CONCERNING HIS CASTRATION AT THE HANDS OF HIS FELLOW BAYSIDE HIGH CLASSMATES AND THE SCHOOL'S FACULTY. THE FACTS WILL (HOPEFULLY) BE DEBATED BACK AND FORTH UNTIL THE END OF TIME. THIS ISN'T THAT STORY. BUT WHAT IS KNOWN IS THAT, FOLLOWING THE SEPARATION OF PRINCE'S "CHURCH AND STATE", HE LAY IN A POOL OF BLOOD (AND ASSUREDLY, OTHER THINGS), SURROUNDED BY A MASS OF HUMANITY, ALL LAUGHING AT HIS CATASTROPHE. ONE OF THEM BROKE FROM THE CROWD AND APPROACHED HIM, AND SPOKE. "PRINCE HAS A PUSSY! PRINCESS PUSSY!" AND THEN, IN A MOCKERY OF THE EX-PRINCE'S SPEECH IMPEDIMENT, THE STUDENT CURSED HIM WITH THE NAME HE WOULD FOREVER CARRY FROM THAT MOMENT. "PRIIINCEEEESS PEEEUUUSSSSIEEEEE!" THAT STUDENT'S NAME WAS KURT STEINBERG. THE END, FAGGOTS. PREPARE TO BURN. |
| 18th May 2005 - 07:22:09 PM |
| 13587 : Dner |
| I WELCOME BACK THE RETURN OF THE GREAT WHITE HOPE KNOWN AS FAGBUSTERS!!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN BRING THIS HOMOSEXUAL HELL INTO FULL SWING AND THATS THE RETURN OF KURT STEINBERG!!! WITH THE POWERS OF OX, DNER, FAGBUSTERS, AND HOPEFULLY KURT STEINBERG THIS GUESTBOOK WILL BE THE GAYEST WEBSITE ON THE PLANET!!! |
| 18th May 2005 - 09:25:03 PM |
| 13588 : ken |
| hi queer iwan to be ur friend |
| 18th May 2005 - 10:02:05 PM |
| 13589 : Chocha San, me japanese fuckie |
| There is a speck of light, almost like an insect that hovers behind the slave who lies still on the refrigerator and looking like a fairy in the dell. In an instant that speck of light transforms into a cum-glob. There is no sound, not even the sounds of men breathing as the sperm drop turns into a river. IT is a laughable sight even when Jesus Savior appears dressed as Aunt Gerry. NO, he is not dressed at all but appears in his nude shape like Mother Teresa. The River? Who the fuck is talking about a river?or the Pot you've been smoking while writing this story, Culo??? Only his body is human, his head is an elephant turd. No one dares to speak, or make a sound. The smudge is about to spread like Montezuma's revenge. No one is positive if this is a jizz-river, or a cattle-call, or a rat pile.....It is true, the Object, the being, the TURD, the spirit has materialized and smells like nothing on earth. |
| 18th May 2005 - 11:13:44 PM |
| 13590 : |
| burn in hell peussie!!!!! nice story fagbusters. i'm glad that steinberg gave peussie the nickname |