| 01st July 2006 - 11:45:38 AM |
| 78260 : The Screech Rap |
| Yo my name is Screech and I'm here to say "ZOINKS" I'm flaming gay! Break it down one time fo my niggaz |
| 01st July 2006 - 12:48:33 PM |
| 78261 : Screech Lova |
| Screech you are da man, Cindy is an idiot and I hate her kekekekekek |
| 01st July 2006 - 01:35:52 PM |
| 78262 : Neil Patrick Harris |
| Screech, let's hook up for unprotected gay sex!! |
| 01st July 2006 - 01:41:33 PM |
| 78263 : Dustin Diamond\'s Asshole |
| YESSIR, I SURE LIKE BIG OL' NIGGA DICKS |
| 01st July 2006 - 01:51:32 PM |
| 78264 : Jennifer Misner |
| Cindy, You can come over anytime... just bring a few bags of Arby's Beef and Cheddars!!!! |
| 01st July 2006 - 10:24:36 PM |
| 78265 : Rocco |
| Diamond, I was at local gloryhole last night and decided to suck a few schlongs! All of a sudden some little diddler comes through the hole and about three seconds into my magnificent blowjob I heard "Zoinks" and the dude came with a little dribbler. I quick peeked through the hole but merely saw the back of some dudes zubaz as he ran away! Was that you? I'm pretty sure it was!!! ROCCO |
| 02nd July 2006 - 04:24:12 AM |
| 78266 : cornshit catastrophe |
| wow rocco, sounds like you've had a run-in with the D-man! |
| 02nd July 2006 - 05:21:09 AM |
| 78267 : Artie the Lizard |
| Screech, remember when Slater inserted me into your rectum using a piece of plastic tubing? |
| 02nd July 2006 - 07:29:29 AM |
| 78268 : bean-hole |
| hey screech, let's assfuck |
| 02nd July 2006 - 12:09:56 PM |
| 78269 : diamondcutter |
| Artie... did you run into Lemmiwinks too? |
| 02nd July 2006 - 01:31:25 PM |
| 78270 : Big Al |
| Hey Dustin, When you comming down to florida again? I miss pluggin' that tight little juicy hole of yours.. See you soon boy. Your buddy, Big Al |
| 02nd July 2006 - 10:07:51 PM |
| 78271 : Rocco |
| Diamond, I finally watched the movie "Made" with Vince Vaughn. Would you mind explaining how he asked to be in the movie. Did he say, "Screech, I mean Dustin, we want you to be in the movie because you are the biggest loser we could think of that people will recognize. We aren't going to call you Dustin, we will only refer to you as Screech. Overall you will look like the total asshole that you really are." Is that how it went? Did they pay you in peanuts because even your small part sucked Elephant cock you jew frowed piece of donkey shit!!! ROCCO |
| 02nd July 2006 - 11:14:43 PM |
| 78272 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, can I hook up with you sometime and give you a "Lone Ranger"? It's essentially the same as giving Arabian Goggles except I bounce up and down on your face and shout "HI HO SILVERRRR!" at the same time. Also, for added effect I could coat my testicles with black paint beforehand to leave you with a "mask". Call me you fucking dickslurp piece of camel shit! |
| 03rd July 2006 - 02:43:25 AM |
| 78273 : Clay Aiken |
| Oooh Screech you little twink bitch, you'd better drop the drawers and get on all-fours coz I'm horny as hell and I'm not taking no for an answer. I wanna fuck, fuck, FUCK your hot asshole until it prolapses. Oh god my balls are bulging. It'll be just like that night we spent together in Belize. Call me RIGHT FUCKING NOW bitch. |
| 03rd July 2006 - 03:56:16 AM |
| 78274 : Jaleel White |
| Yo Screech, I gotta drop a deuce REAL bad...is it cool if I come round and use your mouth as a toilet again? Thanks buddy! |
| 03rd July 2006 - 06:59:07 AM |
| 78275 : :-0 <====8 |
| I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS |
| 03rd July 2006 - 10:39:42 AM |
| 78276 : Scrooge McFuck |
| Screz! Please save our balls...The Royal State of Zubaz needs your help...Our country is bankrupt; that's why I want to rip up all the road around where I currently live and sell the tarmac to evil foreign states and make "zillions" - the new currency of my home country "Zubaz"... and I need your help... or to put it more accuratley: I need your anus' help. My proposal is simple, we open your ass cheeks wider than a truckload and use a tarmac road remover to rip up the road and hurl the pieces one by one into your deep anus... then ship you to Zubaz where we embalm you in a rich creamy salty liquid fresh from our newly built prisons and turn you into a statue and rever you as a beloved leader and prey unto the Screz every day by exhailing "ZOINKS" whilst shoving disused beer cans up our anuses for recycling purposes. If this 419-scam intices you, please send us ,000 USD via Weston Union Bank by noon tomorrow. Praise unto the Screech, may your balls save us like they saved Kelly, Slater and Zacharia! |
| 03rd July 2006 - 12:41:46 PM |
| 78277 : Rush Limbaugh |
| Hey you little fucker, Screech. I've got all of the Viagra and pain pills I'd ever need to fuck your puckering little asshole all night long!!!! Call me you little twerp!!!! |
| 03rd July 2006 - 01:23:13 PM |
| 78278 : |
| I SAID, I'm fucking drowning in SHIT! |
| 03rd July 2006 - 01:32:26 PM |
| 78279 : |
| that's coz it's fuckin 4am here like a mothersfucker myp oop is broen but WHY DO YOU HATE ME eat a dogs ass dustin I wanna you get aids FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFKCUUKCUKFUKCUUKFUKCFKUC!!!!! why you wannna do that to you\sekf AIDS ON THE LINE AND ITS FOR YOU hello?AIDSAIDSIAIDSIDSIDSIDISIASIDIASDIASIASDIASIASDIS fuck o dogs a dick a hole there goes my bearinfs? \\\ plinklepoops! |