| 05th July 2006 - 10:38:51 AM |
| 78300 : The Dust |
| I can't help it - it sounds gross but I've just always loved when dudes take a shit on my face. I like when a hot stud hangs his asshole inches from my nose and lets rip with some liquid shit. I love watching the sphincter dilate and then...whoosh... |
| 05th July 2006 - 10:42:42 AM |
| 78301 : Frosties Kid |
| They're gonna taste great!, They're gonna taste great, I can hear the sound of Screech's shit hitting me plate, They're gonna taste great, With Screech shitting on my mate, Well everybody knows Screech's shit taste great! Even ladies who wait, Or a pir-ate, And a hungry teenage brother who's out on a date! If you live in Oz, mate, Or the Empire State, Even ladies with personalised number plates, Or a bloke in a crate, Well he knows they taste great! They're gonna taste great, [Infamous rap motion here] They're gonna taste great, They're gonna taste great, They're gonna taste great! They are gonna taste GREAT! I'm off now to kill myself. |
| 05th July 2006 - 11:05:43 AM |
| 78302 : GG Allin was an American hero |
| Dustin, would you accept 0,000 to dismember your own penis, fry it and eat it? Whlist being sodomized by OJ Simpson? And whilst a mob of stinking hoboes shower you with shit, piss, jizz and whatever else comes to hand? Because I know some people who would pay top dollar for a video of that shit. |
| 05th July 2006 - 11:57:06 AM |
| 78303 : krau_soles |
| This entire thing has become one unified lemon. |
| 05th July 2006 - 12:35:03 PM |
| 78304 : |
| screech I heard you once dropped a deuce in dennis haskins wig and then he put it on. is this true???? |
| 05th July 2006 - 12:46:23 PM |
| 78305 : Dustin Diamond |
| How dare you all make fun of me? I am Screech! The pop celebrity superstar of the 90s. I am ordering you all to cease and decist or else I will return to being a TV star and further ruin your cable viewing pleasures! Sincerely, Dustin "The Man" Diamond |
| 05th July 2006 - 01:07:16 PM |
| 78306 : Kurt |
| Is it just me, or does someone around here find the term "duece" to be very funny? I've seen that term used quite a bit lately. Don't get me wrong, it is funny - this is just my own observation. |
| 05th July 2006 - 01:33:52 PM |
| 78307 : Kurt |
| read this article from 2004. Diamond actually refers to himself as a "full-fledged professional comedian"!!!!!! http://www.jsonline.com/story/?id=245801 Dustin Diamond 'Takes Five' A self-love that dare not Screech its name Posted: July 22, 2004 While some of his "Saved by the Bell" co-stars have moved slowly into the syndicated abyss, Dustin Diamond, who played the geeky Screech, has been touring the stand-up comedy circuit and selling instructional chess videos. Even though his middle name is Neil, he's not related to the singer, nor is he related to the Beastie Boys' Mike D. A California native, Diamond, 27, moved to Milwaukee's east side three years ago and now considers himself a Wisconsinite. Diamond spoke in advance of his comedy gig at 8 p.m. Sunday at the Modjeska Theatre, 1134 W. Mitchell St., with Journal Sentinel reporter Reid J. Epstein. Q. You were born and raised in California and lived there when "Saved by the Bell" was taping. What prompted you to move to Wisconsin? Advertisement 'Takes Five' Photo/Files Dustin Diamond A. I met a girl out here, and my band had recorded out here, so I ended up moving. It's not very exciting. Q. Do you find that when you're out in Milwaukee people recognize you? A. Oh, absolutely. Like Kid Rock is representing Detroit, I'm now representing Wisconsin. Q. How would Bayside High be different if it were set in Milwaukee? A. I have no idea. You'd have to ask the original writers. I don't think it would be too much different. The way they set up the show, everybody was from a different clique, but unbelievably they were all friends. They were supposed to kind of generally resemble your average person, but, of course, larger than life. Q. How do you explain the lack of professional success had by your "Saved by the Bell" co-stars since they left the show? A. I think because we did the show so long, we've been typecast, and typecasting is a very powerful thing. It's wrong, but it does exist. Unlike me, they don't have anything to fall back on. I'm now a full-fledged professional comedian. If they don't act, there's nothing they can do. Q. I read that you once tried to date Tori Spelling. How did that turn out? A. No, I think that got mixed up. I actually tried to set her up with Mark-Paul (Gosselaar, who played Zach Morris on the show). That was when she made her cameo on the show. But Mark-Paul wasn't interested. |
| 05th July 2006 - 03:26:47 PM |
| 78308 : Dustin \"Deuce\" Diamond |
| I think I'll adopt that new name. |
| 05th July 2006 - 10:42:41 PM |
| 78309 : UGOFF IS HUNGRY FOR GAY SEX |
| I'll put some chedder and crackers up your bum ok. |
| 05th July 2006 - 10:43:40 PM |
| 78310 : Horny for cock up my ass |
| I am desparate for any kind of manlove my tight asshole can get. Any takers? |
| 05th July 2006 - 11:04:26 PM |
| 78311 : Jennifer Misner |
| There are 2 kinds of beef injections that I have alays enjoyed. One is my husband's 10 inch erect cock. The other is the bagfuls of Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddars that he feeds me. With the current money pinch, I am lucky if he comes in with 2 or 3 at a time... even when they are 5 for .50. Please feed me. I need more Beef 'n' Cheddars that my man can provide for me. I will sell my body for a couple bagfuls... that's how much I need them. Judt stop by my house with a couple bags of them and I will do ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!!!!! |
| 05th July 2006 - 11:46:32 PM |
| 78312 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Yes Kurt, there seem to be a lot of deuces being dropped here lately. I've heard that, back in the day, Dustin used to hit queer bars incognito and he became known as the "Deuce-Drop Kid" because of his love of scatplay. Also, sometimes he'd hook up with Danny Pintauro and together they would become "The Deuce-Droppin' Duo". So maybe this is the reason? |
| 06th July 2006 - 12:09:28 AM |
| 78313 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Nerdstrom, I would love to drop a big smelly deuce riught in Diamond's mouth!!! As I have mentioned before, one of my queer fantasies involves tying Diamond up and throwing him into a spa with a bunch of queer and horny dudes. I think it would be awesome if the queer dudes pissed, shit, and jizzed in the spa water and then made Diamond drink it!!!! Do you think Diamond would be up for that? |
| 06th July 2006 - 02:26:58 AM |
| 78314 : Dave |
| I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin, but I really wanna stick my erect cock up Diamond's ass. |
| 06th July 2006 - 08:19:31 AM |
| 78315 : PUNKD00D |
| LOLOMGX0RR HAY ALL U SICK L00ZARS LEAVE DUSTIN ALONE. HE IS GRATE AND I LOVE HIM ON SAVED BY THE BELL AND HIS STANDN-UP IS FUNNAY. HE IS NOT TEH GAY SO STPO SAYING U WANNA HAVE GAY SEX WIV HIM!!!! I METT HIM ONE AND HE WAS REAL COOL. HE SED HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WIV ME AND TAKEA DUMP ON MY FACE ADN GIVE ME A MONRO TRASNFER AND HE TRYED TO KISS ME AND TOUCH MY NADS,BUT I KNOW HE WUZ JOKIN. HEZ NOT GAY THO EVEN THO HE ALSXO TRIDE TO GIV ME HIS NUMBER AND SED TO CALL HIM SUMTIEM SO WE CULD MEAT UP AND HAVE GAY SEXX BUT HIS NOT GAY SO HE WUZ JSUT KIDDINGN!!! I AM NOT GAY EYETHER I HATE GAY PPL SO STOP IT OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WAANA FLAEMWAR BRING IT TO AOL MUHFUGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DSUTIN 4EVER!!!! PUNK ROKC 4EVER!!!!! GREEEN DAY, GOOD CHARLOT, OFSPRING FALOUT BOY ARE TEH GREYTIST!!!!!!!!!! |
| 06th July 2006 - 08:41:29 AM |
| 78316 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I thought that jews were supposed to be the masters of personal finance. So why exactly have you blown through all of your money? Has all of the semen that entered through your butthole somehow backed up into your brain, clouding your judgment? What's the deal? |
| 06th July 2006 - 09:14:04 AM |
| 78317 : Lawyer |
| I sue you. |
| 06th July 2006 - 09:26:30 AM |
| 78318 : steve |
| hey lawyer, are you going to provide the type of representation that dustin diamond received in 2004 when he lost his arbitration case over te dustindiamond.com domain name? |
| 06th July 2006 - 10:28:59 AM |
| 78319 : |
| how did this slip past the imdb censors? "Re: Belding Watch 05 by - dustindiamondlove (Tue May 30 2006 08:39:02 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I once saw him in a well known Hollywood gay bar with friend Dustin Diamond. They kept slamming shots of tequila and singing the Saved by the Bell themesong. I was funny. I heard they both went into a bathroom stall together to do lord knows what. It was rumored they came out laughing and had white powder on their noses and smelled of anus and KY. " http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0368172/board/nest/20398331?d=43565194#43565194 This board needs a good queering: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0065740/board/nest/44560243?d=44560243#44560243 |