| 09th July 2006 - 03:17:28 PM |
| 78398 : Kurt |
| Hey Diamond, I found your resume on the Internet. http://www.carrycompany.com/pdf/diamond.pdf It indicates that you are a professional wrestler and that one of your unique skills is that you have a Driver's License. What an awesome resume. Who have you wrestled professionally? Hulk Hogan? Goldberg? I sure as hell don't remember ever hearing about you wrestling anyone. Also, I'm so impressed that you have a Driver's License. I mean those are so hard to get. Maybe you should have listed some more "special skills" on your resume such as the ability to talk, eat, or walk! With all of those "special skills" listed, I'm sure you'll land all of the big gigs!!! |
| 09th July 2006 - 03:44:30 PM |
| 78399 : katy |
| hey why r u guys being so mean to dustin, he never did anything to harm you dustin hi if u read this, its sad that these people are posting bad stuff on yr official site, why dont you get a mod to clean it up cos it cant be good for yr image and career im going to buy 1 of yr t-shirts and wear it to school this week!!!1 peace katy |
| 09th July 2006 - 04:09:14 PM |
| 78400 : |
| the captions on these photos are kind of funny: http://www.screwscreech.com/gallery2.htm |
| 09th July 2006 - 04:36:43 PM |
| 78401 : Mr. Belding\'s Stink Nuggets |
| Screech, I belong in your mouth right now. |
| 09th July 2006 - 06:13:34 PM |
| 78402 : Rocco |
| Kurt, I also enjoyed how he lists himself as Co-Star in many movies. In Made, Dickie Roberts, and Big Fat Liar, he made quick cameos as himself and had no real lines. I don't see how that makes on a co-star. Rather cameo should be there instead. With those amazing ninga/chess skills along with the filmography of a true hollywood jackass it's amazing Diamond isn't in all this summers blockbusters! Shit, I'm sure he would be a better Jack Sparrow then Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean. Can you fucking imagine that? I just got wood thinking about it!!! ROCCO |
| 09th July 2006 - 10:47:39 PM |
| 78403 : www |
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| 09th July 2006 - 11:52:17 PM |
| 78404 : Brian Kut |
| Dustin Diamond, I want to thyank you for being a part of my favorite childhood show Saved By The Bell. My best friend and his father used to watch the show with me. We would all get so aroused during the show and would amsturbate each other many times. Thanks for the good times. |
| 10th July 2006 - 01:44:24 AM |
| 78405 : zOMGREI |
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| 10th July 2006 - 01:57:17 AM |
| 78406 : |
| This thread needs queer input - http://imdb.com/name/nm1341750/board/nest/47766515 |
| 10th July 2006 - 02:58:50 AM |
| 78407 : JACOB-THEGUY |
| max i love you |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:22:12 AM |
| 78408 : Jack |
| I LOVE SCREECH (DUSTIN) HE ROCKS! SAVE HIS HOUSE GO TO http://www.getdshirts.com/ AND BUY A SCREECH T-SHIRT |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:27:35 AM |
| 78409 : Jack |
| Go to my website to save screech! e-mail me to get my site! |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:36:52 AM |
| 78410 : Jack |
| Below is a letter Dustin (screech) wrote to his fans! I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home. During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay 0,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled. Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed. I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went. Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled. This avoidance goes on and on for some time until... "You got Served" That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this... "Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?" In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!" One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened. Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman. At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. 1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense. 2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house. I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House! 1. A .00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house. 2. A .00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo". First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House! Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE! |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:42:53 AM |
| 78411 : Jack |
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| 10th July 2006 - 05:22:24 AM |
| 78412 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Jack - fuck Screech. Seriously, fuck him. I've never thought that I'd find a celeb who is truly deserving of all the shit that gets written about them online but Screech is one. He's a lying, talentless, hatefilled, washed-up, huge-ego'd douchebag who thinks that the public should give him money, apropos of nothing, just because he's faced with the prospect of having move to a smaller house. I'm in dire financial straits right now, so is half the fucking population, do you see us acting like a fucking charity? No, we go out, we get a job, we solve our own problems. If he had half a brain he might not've got into this mess in the first place. There are a million and one other reasons not to give this complete tool red cent number one but I'm not going to re-iterate them here, so I'll just say - FUCK YOU DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! |
| 10th July 2006 - 06:07:34 AM |
| 78413 : diamondcutter |
| Instead of buying any t-shirts from you, I thought I'd share this advice. The Sunday Milwaukee Journal-Setinel has some coupons for Arby's, including a couple for Beef 'n Cheddars. A few of those would equal up to the if I were to buy a t-shirt that I don't need. |
| 10th July 2006 - 06:20:26 AM |
| 78414 : diamondcutter |
| “Saved By The Bell’s” own Dustin “Screech” Diamond was one of the special guests on this past week's live edition (7/3/06) of Monday Night Mayhem, which can be heard in streaming audio every week (and live from 7-9PM ET every Monday night) exclusively on The Monday Night Mayhem Radio Network (www.MondayNightMayhem.com, www.WrestlingMediaNetwork.com, www.ObsessedWithWrestling.com, www.Dory-Funk.com, & celebrating its 10th Anniversary, www.AudioWrestling.com -- your official home of "The Spring Break Incident" Video-On-Demand, featuring Stuff Magazine's all-new fitness correspondent, the hottest member of this past season's edition of ABC's "Dancing With The Stars," & WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler). The interview with "Screech" is now available to hear for FREE in Real Audio! Here are some of the highlights from the interview provided by the show's senior correspondent, Mr. DFL. ============================================================= The Big Mosh & The Mayhem's senior correspondent, Ho-Ju, both welcomed Dustin to program -- as "Your Home Of Wrestling Radio" is proud to be part of the "Save Screech's House" campaign. Dustin said that he is recovering from some late night comedy shows that he has been doing the past few weeks, as he continues to tour the United States doing stand-up. Mosh pointed out the fact that "Screech" is pretty close to a lot of the wrestlers in the business today, and Dustin referred to both Jerry "The King" Lawler & Sgt. Slaughter being two of his closest friends in the wrestling business. Dustin then mentions that he knows a lot of the students that came out of the Hart Dungeon in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Dustin also made a very interesting comment/factoid that some fans might not have been aware of -- by saying that he actually teamed with The Blue Meanie in an inter-gender match against Gangrel & Luna Vachon. Screech wanted to make it perfectly clear that he has been a huge supporter of wrestling ever since he was a kid. He believes that the business has evolved, mainly do to the television exposure -- from WWE Superstars, WWE Wrestling Challenge, & WCW Saturday Night to Monday Night RAW, WCW Nitro, Friday Night SmackDown, & "ECW On Sc-Fi." The product has a whole he loves to watch, despite whatever negativity he feels or sees on the internet. The upcoming 2006 WWE Diva Search was the next topic of discussion, and Dustin feels that, as of right now, "it’s all about the eye candy." He has seen pics of the eight finalists, like the rest of the fans and all the women that final cut are absolutely beautiful. His favorite females in the business include Stacy Keibler, "whose legs took the world by storm," as well as Lita, who still gives off that dirty tomboy kind of look." Mosh then asked Dustin if he had the chance to do another edition of Celebrity Boxing or if he could partake in a shoot fight, which celeb would he "dance with." Dustin answered point blank by saying Danny Bonaduce of "The Partridge Family," simply because "it's not all about the size or the looks -- it's all about being humble." For more interesting thoughts in this intriguing & very interesting 35+ minute interview, which include: an update on how close "Screech" actually is to saving his house, whether or not Mark Paul Gosselar (Zack Morris) has contributed to the campaign, who Dustin thinks would win in a real life fight between Mario "Slater" Lopez & New Jack, & his takes on Jonny Fairplay trying to get into the new ECW, then you need to listen to the entire interview! |
| 10th July 2006 - 06:21:22 AM |
| 78415 : interrestingg |
| 78414 : diamondcutter “Saved By The Bell’s” own Dustin “Screech” Diamond was one of the special guests on this past week's live edition (7/3/06) of Monday Night Mayhem, which can be heard in streaming audio every week (and live from 7-9PM ET every Monday night) exclusively on The Monday Night Mayhem Radio Network (www.MondayNightMayhem.com, www.WrestlingMediaNetwork.com, www.ObsessedWithWrestling.com, www.Dory-Funk.com, & celebrating its 10th Anniversary, www.AudioWrestling.com -- your official home of "The Spring Break Incident" Video-On-Demand, featuring Stuff Magazine's all-new fitness correspondent, the hottest member of this past season's edition of ABC's "Dancing With The Stars," & WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler). The interview with "Screech" is now available to hear for FREE in Real Audio! Here are some of the highlights from the interview provided by the show's senior correspondent, Mr. DFL. ============================================================= The Big Mosh & The Mayhem's senior correspondent, Ho- |
| 10th July 2006 - 07:01:30 AM |
| 78416 : Scrotch |
| HEY Screech, remember me? I'm SCROTCH! Your twin brother. Yes, the very same brother you had the mafia beat up and roll into the lake about 10 years ago because you lost a big bet, then the mafia mistook me, the prince, for you; the pauper. Well I'm back Screech and I want you to lick my scrotch as I laugh at your miserable outcome as I find it bitterly ironic that you have become the pauper; and I; the prince. Prince of the world. The world I say. Mu-ha--ha-ha *FART* |
| 10th July 2006 - 07:03:49 AM |
| 78417 : diamondcutter |
| http://www.mondaynightmayhemarchives.com/RAM_files/070306.ram ...link to the show with Screech I mentioned below... |