| 10th July 2006 - 02:42:44 PM |
| 78438 : Kold |
| I was cycling July 4th, 2006, in Topeka, KS, trying to find-out why they didn’t have a ‘Go Fourth’ at WU, and found a baby doll with one arm on Mayberry Street, the other one was broken-off. I guess you could make TEN-thousand-one statements of what that symbolizes. I hung it up on a hook, which is how I wanna be martyred (hung, shot, guillotined, or pulled-apart by four-horses when a shotgun is fired. Guess you‘d call that ‘Quarter-Horsing-Around’ HawrHawr). Nevertheless, my interpretation is this: America, in her infancy, with all of her idolatry, has no bloody idea of how much we owe the King of Kings, God Almighty, for our well-being in this Land-of-the-Free; That also makes me realize, by her lying broken in the street, how flagrantly callous we are toward the unborn, as the girls in short-shorts practically wanna. “Who the hell’s God? Do I even need Him?” they proclaim. Yep. You’re going far. There were monks, too, in the Middle Ages, even now, who have literal skulls on their desk to remind them they’re passing-away into the dust of yesterday: That with-it ‘doctor’ in Wichita? Should be disbarred and stoned. If you don’t know how American society has been smoothly manipulated, forming TEN-year-olds into prostitutes by the Illuminate, don’t even care, far too concerned with your cheap car, clothes, cash, condoms, calumny… “SoBeIt,” saith the Trinity. “Let the Angel of Death descend.” But, there’s hope. My URL instructs us about our Eternity. How inevitably both are determined and molded by the choices we make in our voyage home to the Father; This URL is both a stairway AND a roadmap to that Utopian Domicile. Step out in faith: Experience the Awesome Reality of God. You're the spark. You're a warrior. You're His treasure. He deemed it so. Your service is good. Your love towards God is better. How He yearns to welcome us into His everlasting home beyond death's horizon: With such a price-tag on our souls, human beings are clearly precious far beyond diamonds. You must abandon all fear of Him and know that He is all love. He wills that you inherit His Kingdom. See beyond the illusion. You ARE loved by the Trinity. Read Daniel 12:3 IN HOC SIGNO + VINCES: Crux Sacre Sit Mihi Lux! Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam!!! |
| 10th July 2006 - 02:56:33 PM |
| 78439 : |
| screech, do u still visit your uncle's dude ranch and have sex with dudes there? |
| 10th July 2006 - 02:56:56 PM |
| 78439 : |
| screech, do u still visit your uncle's dude ranch and have sex with dudes there? |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:04:29 PM |
| 78440 : |
| what does a jew and a pizza have in common? they both burn when cooked in an oven. |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:24:52 PM |
| 78441 : ray |
| You stupid ignorant jew, if you think people are going to buy some fuckin' t shirt so you don't have to get you own mortgage, then you are just another fuckin' cheap ass jew. Fuck you, I hope they just take your house anyhow!!! |
| 10th July 2006 - 06:12:03 PM |
| 78442 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| "bri", you sound hot, let's hook up for gay sex! I love screwing the retarded - especially when they give me head and slobber all over my taint. I once did this guy named Corky (he wasn't as retarded as you), and he screamed "UH OH, SPAGHETTI O'S!!!!" when I came inside his ass!! It was a complete turn-on! |
| 10th July 2006 - 06:12:40 PM |
| 78443 : |
| This needs a good queering: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106123/board/thread/47870975 Sexual tension between Screech and Belding on The New Class by - sbtb_fanatic 3 seconds ago (Mon Jul 10 2006 16:11:34) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did anyone else notice the gay sexual tension between Screech and Mr. Belding on The New Class? In the original series Belding was a father figure to Screech. However, when he returned on The New Class, he was a virule young man. I'm not sure whether it was intentional or not, but there were many scenes where I was left wondering whether something was going on between them. In one of the episodes from the Second Season where Belding and the gang were working at the coutnry club, Belding asked Screech (instead of a girl) to lather him up with sun tan lotion. In a later epsiode, the gang goes to Screech's uncle's dude ranch and Belding and Screech slept in the same room away from everyone else. Also, in one of the last episodes from the second season, Screech and Belding both dressed up as Elvis for their prom! A few seasons later there was actually a scene in an episode where they were riding a tandem bike together!! What was that all about??? |
| 10th July 2006 - 11:45:15 PM |
| 78444 : Paul Daanen |
| screech, why haven't you died from AIDS? has your jewish blood somehow imunized itself from the effects of AIDS? if so, let's get together for some hot HIV+ scat play. i have many diseases i have contracted from other gays mens. |
| 11th July 2006 - 12:42:47 AM |
| 78445 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Bri, what's your problem? Look at the colors used in this guestbook. Look at the content of most of the messages. Do you notice a common theme? You should, as this is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook! Everyone else has figured this out, why can't you? This message board was set of for several purposes, such as to (1) tell Diamond how much he sucks; (2) exchange queer fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved by The Bell gang; and (3) schedule gay sex with Diamond. 97% of the people who come here are looking for hot queer spank material! If you don't want to taebag Diamond and then fire your seed in his jew-fro, you should probably stop posting here. Otherwise, the website administrater will block your IP address from accessing this website! |
| 11th July 2006 - 05:27:09 AM |
| 78446 : Concerned fan |
| Screech, please come out of the closet. It's OK to be gay!! |
| 11th July 2006 - 08:57:45 AM |
| 78447 : Milo tha Janita |
| KILL ALL THA HONKY MUH-FUCKAZ...SCREECH, YOU SEE ME ON THA STREET YOU BETTER DUCK, COZ MILO IS CRAZY AS FUCK...THA WHITE MAN GOTS TO DIE!! |
| 11th July 2006 - 09:13:15 AM |
| 78448 : Milo tha Janita |
| DAS RIGHT MUH-FUGGAH...MILO IS IN FULL.MUH-FUGGIN.EFFECK. CUMMIN UP YO WID SUM FRESH-AZZ RHYMZ. CHECK DIS SHIT - YEAH YEAH YEAH WHASSUP BAYSAYEEEEEEED YO MAH NAME IS MILO I A FUKKIN BAD NIGGA DON'T FUCK WIT ME OR AHMA PULL MAH TRIGGA DA WHITE MAN ALWAYS LEAVE ME FEELIN DISRESPECTED AHMA CUM UP YO ASS AND LEAVE YOU AIDS-INFECTED BREAK IT DOWN ONE TIME FO MAH NIGZ YEEEEEEEEAH |
| 11th July 2006 - 09:21:31 AM |
| 78449 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Dustin, I'm hurt that you haven't responded to my requests for gay sex. Please get in touch ASAP, I wanna give you a "Big Bertha", a "Microphone Enema", a "Shirley Temple", and maybe even a "Mongolian Criss-Cross"! Call me right now, bitch-tits!! |
| 11th July 2006 - 09:26:46 AM |
| 78450 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| ...not to mention that I also wanna give you a "Brown Baby Boy", a "Stink Flute", an "Anglepoise Lamp", a "Cheesy Mushroom" and an "Ooh-La-LA!". Please get in touch, I've recently learnt how to do a "Sweetcorn Bishop" and I'm dying to try out my skills. Call me!!! |
| 11th July 2006 - 09:36:46 AM |
| 78451 : Dumb Jock from Season #3 |
| Hi Screech. I want to tell you that night where I pumped your ass so hard was great; but I was worried that a little over 9 minutes later you gave birth to a big brown still-born baby, it sure stunk. Please tell me if the baby lived or whether it was true what the janitor tells me, that you flushed it down the loo... I was hoping to raise it as my own. |
| 11th July 2006 - 11:24:12 AM |
| 78452 : Andre Harvey |
| Hi Dustin Saw you on The View the other day, thought you were great! I didn't know you were doing stand-up but I imagine your live show is kick-ass! Anyway, sorry to hear about your financial difficulties, all the guys from school are all chipping in a few bucks to buy on of the bricks on your site, we'll also all be getting "D-Shirts" to wear and spread the word! By the way, how come there's so much crazy perverted posts on your forum here? Doesn't this kind of thing bug you? I guess it's all part of the comedy act! Cheers Dustin Andre Harvey |
| 11th July 2006 - 12:09:33 PM |
| 78453 : Tiffany |
| hey Dustin- loved you on "saved by the bell" i'd like yo buy a tee to help ya, can ya tell me where to go to do that? Tiff |
| 11th July 2006 - 12:13:26 PM |
| 78454 : Jeffy |
| Hi, My name is Jeffy and I Love apples and Screech's Butt !!!!! |
| 11th July 2006 - 01:55:36 PM |
| 78455 : |
| Why do you dumb fucks buy into Dustins story. Here are some facts - his fiancee has a docotorate in genetic engineering, she chooses not to work to "manage" Dustin's career, yet I've heard he has the same managment as the comedian Ant. Several years ago they both stated that they were married, now they aren't, they're just engaged. Dustin squandered his Saved by the Bell money. Dustin must be squandering his comedy apperance money. He has 2 brand new expensive SUVS in his driveway. He's losing his house because he got into a land contract not fully understanding that at anytime the remainder of the loan could be called in. What was done to him was not illegal. Dustin should have been smart enough to try to get a mortgage after signing this land contract to secure his home. Basically his contract was like a rent to own, only the owner found he could make more money in one day selling the propety than monthly payments from Dustin. Don't buy into his scam and don't buy into this jackasses story. He's a LIAR! |
| 11th July 2006 - 02:31:41 PM |
| 78456 : Jimmy Phatcockstuffer |
| Is this a message board for gay bummers and felchers? By the way, i have banged dustin so many times in the ass, he cant even shat anymore! |