| 24th July 2006 - 09:39:13 PM |
| 78621 : Rocco |
| Diamond, I was thinking that I would really like to go for a nice 10 mile run then give you a nice pair of arabian goggles! I'll let the sweat from my balls run down your face. Just when the first drop of sweat reaches your excited mouth I will jump forward and let loose an enourmous torrent of diareah on your disgusting face. As the torrent is released I will rub my shit pipe all over your hook nose! Ah the feeling will be amazing as your hook nose tickles my asshole while I shit all over your face and birdchest! Let me know when this can be done! ROCCO |
| 24th July 2006 - 10:21:12 PM |
| 78622 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, that's a good plan. Another thing I would like to do is eat a huge bowl of Kraft macaroni and cheese and then go running 45 minutes later. I've done this in the past and I usually have to take a huge shit after about 25 minutes of running. Diamond, I'd like you to be there so that I can take a huge dump in your mouth!!! I will then sit on your forehead and give you a pair of Indian Goggles, leaving a nice dark and smelly "shit dot" on your forehead! I'll then use your huge jew fro to wipe my ass. It seems as though that is all you are good for - eating feces!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th July 2006 - 11:35:59 PM |
| 78623 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that Belding always "bellowed like a hippopotamus" when firing his seed down your throat? What's that all about? I need to drop a deuce in your jew-fro. |
| 25th July 2006 - 01:22:04 AM |
| 78624 : |
| http://mrbeldingwithhoes.ytmnd.com/ |
| 25th July 2006 - 02:21:20 AM |
| 78625 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, are you the guy who is being bent over (2nd from the left) in this picture? http://web.tampabay.rr.com/skintopfl/images/5.jpg |
| 25th July 2006 - 04:01:41 AM |
| 78626 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, is your asshole kosher? |
| 25th July 2006 - 04:52:38 AM |
| 78627 : Mr Belding |
| Remember that time you snooted about how I was "Mr BALD-ing?" remember how people laughed at your remark and you became supercool making jock friends and witty remarks about the teachers which would make you ubernerd? Remember how I called you into my office for making me the laughing stock of the school and I hurled you onto my desk, bent over and I started to beseige your anus with my penis with my trousers hanging down around my ankles? Remember how whilst I thrusted you the school announcement switched on and you "zoinked" through your nasal passages at such a high decibel that the school kids thought it was the end of school? Remember how I ran after them with my pants around my ankles and my penis exposed to the world before I crashed to my knees in the middle of the football field screaming "COME BACK HERE!" and I walked back into the office and finished you off just before the school governors walked in seeing me dump my bloody penis inside you and they fired me on the spot? Those were the days. |
| 25th July 2006 - 06:14:16 AM |
| 78628 : Mr Belding |
| Yeah, that's right Screech, now put your hand around the shaft...OK, now start moving your hand back and forth...yeah, bit slower...yeah, slow and long, that's right...OK now put the head in your mouth...I don't care what it smells like! just put it in your fucking mouth...yeeeeah, tastes good huh...OK, keep your hand going back and forth...and now start moving your head back and forth in time with your hand...ohhh...just look at you, you little bitch, with my god damn meat in your mouth...yeah...keep going, a little faster now...oh yeah...OK now start licking the end...ohh that's good...no! don't bite it...oh shit yeah...oh shit...shit...I'm gonna cum...no! don't take it out, leave it in your mouth...oh shit I'm gonna cum in your fucking mouth...OHHH I'm cumming...Uh...OOOHHHHHHH...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...yeah, drink it down...Uuuuooooohhhhhh...swallow it bitch...yeah...uhhhhnnn...oh...OK, I'm done...detention's over bitch, now pack your shit and get the fuck out of here. |
| 25th July 2006 - 08:14:32 AM |
| 78629 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, is it cool if I plough your slack anus with my big fucking tool until your anal beard catches fire from the friction and your rectum prolapses and hangs out of your bloody asshole like a pink sock? |
| 25th July 2006 - 08:57:48 AM |
| 78630 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that Belding and Tuttle took you on a whitewater rafting trip in West Virginia shortly after you graduated from Bayside? I heard a rumor that you were accosted by a clan of inbred "moutain people" who proceeded to rape you while Belding and Tuttle jerked each other off! Is that true? |
| 25th July 2006 - 10:31:55 AM |
| 78631 : |
| go to work on this gem http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0924918/board/thread/48002865 I've started the ball rolling with the double dog connection. |
| 25th July 2006 - 10:36:40 AM |
| 78632 : Rocco |
| Diamond, did Mr. Tuttle ever wrap his enormous ass cheeks around your face and let loose an enourmouse wet fart? Is this what they did to you in the episode where you got struck by lightning? I figure with a low budget show like SBTB wouldn't want to spend money on makeup, instead they would have an obese man wrap his ass cheeks around your face to fart on it. Thus making your jew fro stand up and your face shit black. Looked good, did you enjoy it? ROCCO |
| 25th July 2006 - 12:08:28 PM |
| 78633 : Sword |
| selam |
| 25th July 2006 - 12:29:48 PM |
| 78634 : |
| please reconsider sucking my aids infested cock Dustin.I would love to shit on your jewfro and wipe my taint on your goatee. |
| 25th July 2006 - 05:04:50 PM |
| 78635 : Punchline Petey |
| Well, says the Irishman, I just told him I didn't blame him one bit - if I had all that money, I wouldn't fuck black women either! |
| 25th July 2006 - 10:44:57 PM |
| 78636 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check this out, fellow queers: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Dustindiamond.com |
| 25th July 2006 - 10:57:11 PM |
| 78637 : |
| nedm |
| 25th July 2006 - 11:05:52 PM |
| 78638 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Feel free to help gay it up. Here's what I already wrote: "Dustindiamond.com From YTMND wiki Jump to: NAVIGATION, SEARCH Parody website owned and operated by Max Goldberg, creator of YTMND. Dustindiamond.com was created in 2001. Within days of its creation, the guestbook on the website was taken over by Dustin Diamond's queer fanbase who began posting gay fantasies about Diamond. Many of the fantasies involved homosexual rapes and beatings of Diamond at the hands of Mr. Belding, A.C. Slater, and Screech's robot, "Kevin," all characters from the TV show "Saved By The Bell." In 2003, Diamond attempted to take control of the domain dustindiamond.com. Diamond's legal counsel served Goldberg with a cease and desist order that was entirely unsuccessful. In 2004, the case was submitted to the National Arbitration Forum acting on behalf of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN). Diamond's complaint was filled with statements that, in light of Dustin's current career, could be considered both exaggerated and amusing. Diamond ultimately lost the suit despite the fact that Goldberg, then 21, represented himself. The decision read, in part, "The Panel accepts Respondent’s argument that the “outrageous ugly and low-tech graphics and numerous errors and misspellings” as well as the sheer absurdity of the site’s claim that Dustin Diamond is a “FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL” clearly signal that the site is not meant to be taken seriously. Whether the site is regarded as parody, satire, or critical commentary, and notwithstanding Respondent’s assertion that “[l]awyers are notoriously bad at understanding how humor works,” this Panel finds that legitimate noncommercial fair use commentary is involved." The precedent-setting decision is believed to be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site.[1] Shortly after the decision Max Goldberg and his sister Lina issued a press release in which they mentioned their victory and advertised the upcoming release of the YTMND website. " |
| 26th July 2006 - 12:15:02 AM |
| 78639 : Bruce Vilanch |
| Screech my boy, I know you are in financial difficulties so want to offer you 00 to come and shave my taint, balls and asscrack! It's a dangerous job and I can't find anyone else willing to do it! I must warn you, because it's summer and I have a small sweat problem, things are bit rank down there. I recommend using a gas mask or similar breathing apparatus. Also my anal beard may contain several hazardous items, as well as a substantial amount of my lovers' crusty HIV+ jizz, so take care! |
| 26th July 2006 - 12:37:02 AM |
| 78640 : HIV+ Queer |
| Screech, I want to have gay sex with you, you stupid cocksucking piece of shit!!!!!! But I don't want to use protection - protection isn't cool with me. It's not nice of you to take precautions to prevent yourself from contracting the HIV virsus from my man milk. Instead of donating money toward your house, I'd much rather donate AIDS! |