| 28th July 2006 - 05:01:56 PM |
| 78701 : the real dustin diamond |
| My asshole is tight and its horny looking for a penis to slide up my hole must be thick an well endulge must be able to pump me for a longtime befor dumpimg you hot spirm inside of me then screw me more Screw me in the mouth then let me suck you dry an I want to be sucked aswell it must be descrit an privet an I want to be screwed in sleeper of a truck then after drive me to a lake section an bath me |
| 28th July 2006 - 05:08:28 PM |
| 78702 : the real dustin diamond |
| I hate having a small penis.I can't stand it. It's petite. It's diminutive. It's barely there. I have strained myself trying to look at it from all possible angles, but it remains a dwarfish appendage. The only thing it's got going for it - and even this is arguable - is that it's straight. Of course, it's too short to have any noticeable curvature. It's a humming bird perch, a light switch, a single candy dot, a thumb tack attaching my bat-winged sac to my pewny frame. It's a source of disappointment to all who see it. It fails to inspire. It promises only some amateurish wriggling and nominal sensation. |
| 28th July 2006 - 05:49:44 PM |
| 78703 : dustin diamond\'s neighbor |
| Dear Dustin:I must admit, today has been a pretty uneventful day. I kinda wanted it that way, as I haven't had a day off in a while, and really just needed to chill out. But I want to thank you for changing all that. No worries, but you DID catch me by surprise when I looked up from washing dishes, to see you standing right in front of your window, directly in front of mine, stroking it like gold was about to come out. I'm kinda sorry that I stared. I mean, it HAS been an uneventful day, and you DID kind of catch me by surprise. However, I'm a little creeped out. What did it? Was it my robe, kind of falling away from my shoulders that did it? I know I streak across my window from time to time during the daylight when the shades are up - but I really didn't think you could see me. However, now I know differently since you were in such plain view. I just wonder how many times you have done this and I HAVEN'T noticed. Hell, I could have given you a better show if you wanted. (BTW - I Have seen your wife, so I do kind of understand. Plus, I haven't gotten laid in a couple of weeks, so I am having difficulty getting the image out of my head of you jerking off, and quite frankly, it's kind of a turn on.Signed,Your Streaking Neighbor. |
| 28th July 2006 - 06:28:51 PM |
| 78704 : |
| oh god Dustin's neighbor, I rubbed one out as I read your fabulous post. I wish I could live next to you. Please take pictures next time Diamond is 'stroking it like gold was about to come out' that line made me cum. |
| 28th July 2006 - 09:23:38 PM |
| 78705 : |
| im horny, do u have an ass dildo? |
| 29th July 2006 - 12:23:55 AM |
| 78706 : FANISTY FAN EVA |
| OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG DUSTIN! |
| 29th July 2006 - 01:03:58 AM |
| 78707 : tits |
| i want to suck ur hard cock |
| 29th July 2006 - 10:33:48 AM |
| 78708 : |
| yo who here likes the BAHA MEN????? whooooooooop whoooooooooooop!!!!!!!!! |
| 29th July 2006 - 01:50:15 PM |
| 78709 : Jimmy Tantalise |
| Hey Dustin! Remember when i went balls deep into your ass! Man those were the days!!!! It was one rim job after another! |
| 29th July 2006 - 10:10:21 PM |
| 78710 : JM. J. Bullock |
| Screech, I wanna poz you up! |
| 30th July 2006 - 01:12:34 AM |
| 78711 : Random Homeless Guy |
| Sorry JM J., but I think Screech already has the AIDS. At least, I fired several gallons of my rancid HIV+ seed up his ass last night, and then took a dump in his mouth, so if he doesn't have it I'd be quite suprised. |
| 30th July 2006 - 02:46:32 AM |
| 78712 : billy brownplops |
| screech do you remember the episode where you had to make a presentation in front of the class? remember how you were so nervous you shit your zubaz? remember how everyone laughed at you and belding called you a dumb fuck? remember how you became enraged and scooped the shit out of your drawers and threw it at belding's face? remember how belding was so pissed off he slugged you hard in the balls, pinned you down and then assfucked you in front of the class? |
| 30th July 2006 - 02:52:14 AM |
| 78713 : |
| Is this the same Chachi who used to post here many moons ago? http://www.chachi.com/ Super gay! |
| 30th July 2006 - 07:32:11 AM |
| 78714 : selooo |
| selmkiz senile yarin taksimde bulusalim |
| 30th July 2006 - 09:36:49 AM |
| 78715 : George Michael |
| Rock my world Dustin! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwrtWVMi6o&search=wham%20go%20go |
| 30th July 2006 - 10:05:30 AM |
| 78716 : |
| cool site man |
| 30th July 2006 - 10:41:23 AM |
| 78717 : Hallelujah |
| DUNDAR och HUNDAR |
| 30th July 2006 - 10:42:07 AM |
| 78718 : Rusty Trombone |
| Screech, recently I quit my high-paying office job to take a job as a bathroom attendant in a high-class hotel. The pay is shit, but y`see I get off on hearing and watching dudes go to the bathroom, so this is pretty much my dream job. Like the other day this balding middle-aged dude ran into one of the cubicles, quickly dropped trow and let rip. It sounded really squelchy and messy, and he kept grunting and moaning. I pitched a major tent, and when he said to himself "hey, I don`t remember eating any corn recently!" I lost a load into my neatly pressed trousers. The stench was abysmal and he looked really embarrased as I handed him his towel. But that could`ve been because my fading erection was still very noticable. |
| 30th July 2006 - 02:44:49 PM |
| 78719 : |
| Screech, is it true that when Mr Belding took you and the gang to the zoo that you got fucked in the ass by horny elephants? I demand a quick response! |
| 30th July 2006 - 05:21:38 PM |
| 78720 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you have AIDS? If so, did you get turned on when you discovered your life sentence? I'm heard that some queers (known as "chasers") go out of their way to contract the deadly AIDS virus. Please get back to me soon! |