| 30th July 2006 - 10:41:23 AM |
| 78717 : Hallelujah |
| DUNDAR och HUNDAR |
| 30th July 2006 - 10:42:07 AM |
| 78718 : Rusty Trombone |
| Screech, recently I quit my high-paying office job to take a job as a bathroom attendant in a high-class hotel. The pay is shit, but y`see I get off on hearing and watching dudes go to the bathroom, so this is pretty much my dream job. Like the other day this balding middle-aged dude ran into one of the cubicles, quickly dropped trow and let rip. It sounded really squelchy and messy, and he kept grunting and moaning. I pitched a major tent, and when he said to himself "hey, I don`t remember eating any corn recently!" I lost a load into my neatly pressed trousers. The stench was abysmal and he looked really embarrased as I handed him his towel. But that could`ve been because my fading erection was still very noticable. |
| 30th July 2006 - 02:44:49 PM |
| 78719 : |
| Screech, is it true that when Mr Belding took you and the gang to the zoo that you got fucked in the ass by horny elephants? I demand a quick response! |
| 30th July 2006 - 05:21:38 PM |
| 78720 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you have AIDS? If so, did you get turned on when you discovered your life sentence? I'm heard that some queers (known as "chasers") go out of their way to contract the deadly AIDS virus. Please get back to me soon! |
| 30th July 2006 - 08:03:41 PM |
| 78721 : Jennifer Misner |
| Any good deals on beef n' Cheddars lately? |
| 30th July 2006 - 08:31:22 PM |
| 78722 : Rocco |
| Jennifer, I thought you were heading up to Toronto to live with Corey Haim? Didn't he say that he checked with his mom and it was cool for you to live with them? I remember him saying that he had an Arby's near him that had a nice dumpster in which many beef n cheddars were thrown out. I think you should dump Dustin and move on up with Corey Haim. One quick question, Did Dustin ever ask you to put on a Mullet wig and fuck him in the ass with a black strap on while calling you Slater? I bet he did! ROCCO |
| 30th July 2006 - 10:21:35 PM |
| 78723 : Corprit |
| pink bright green and bright blue are my favorite colours |
| 30th July 2006 - 11:06:05 PM |
| 78724 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I saw part of your E! True Hollywood Stories - Saved By The Bell today! That show was obviously filmed a few years ago because you didn't look like the complete fatass that you look like today! I immediately whipped out my rod and started jerking off and immediately lost a few loads. I sat naked on my couch while tossing off. Unfortunately, however, my couch now smells like ass and I accidently got some semen on the couch cushions. Diamond, please tell me how to remove these stains, as I'm sure this has happend to you before!! |
| 30th July 2006 - 11:35:08 PM |
| 78725 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I have an important and serious question for you - if you suck off and rim Belding while he is intoxicated, can you get drunk by ingesting his semen and ass juice? |
| 31st July 2006 - 12:26:48 AM |
| 78726 : HIV+ Semen |
| screech, i belong in your mouth and ass |
| 31st July 2006 - 01:07:17 AM |
| 78727 : Filthy Queer |
| Mr Diamond, the word on the street is that you charge for buttsex used with protection. What is the charge for unprotected buttsex? |
| 31st July 2006 - 01:39:39 AM |
| 78728 : |
| internet plz |
| 31st July 2006 - 01:46:50 AM |
| 78729 : Jesus Christ |
| I HATE NIGGERS |
| 31st July 2006 - 03:36:10 AM |
| 78730 : Dr. Issac Cox, MD |
| I am sorry to disappoint you all but Mr. Diamond was born with a unique immunity to HIV/AIDS, and as such he can consume an almost limitless amount of salty HIV+ spooge without succumbing to the deadly virus. Any HIV+ queers in the audience should therefore feel free to rape Mr. Diamond`s tight jew-ass without worry. |
| 31st July 2006 - 04:30:57 AM |
| 78731 : allah |
| muslims will come after screech as part of jihad |
| 31st July 2006 - 06:51:14 AM |
| 78732 : young and hung |
| screech, come to castro and I'll show you a good time. |
| 31st July 2006 - 08:18:02 AM |
| 78733 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that when you were at Bayside Belding once stole liquid nitrogen from Mr. Dewey's Science Class and told you it was some type of lubrication? Is it further true that Belding subsequently poured the liquid nitrogen on your tiny nut-sac until your nut-sac was frozen solid and then hit your frozen junk with a hammer, shattering it into a hundred tiny pieces? Did Belding rape you as you went into shock? |
| 31st July 2006 - 08:26:38 AM |
| 78734 : George Michael |
| Hey Screech, I like you am a by-product of the 80s, so why not book a flight over to London's "Hampstead Heath" for a spot of "crusing"... I hope you don't mind being chased around by 30 journalists hoping to catch the moment where my load spews uncontrollably down an unwilling guy's face; that's why I want you over here, so we can do a little "chasing" too... So get yourself over here, you can use that t-shirt money, I mean you gotta spend it on something, right? Right? |
| 31st July 2006 - 08:57:46 AM |
| 78735 : H_E_L_P!!!!!!! |
| I'm starting to lose my ability to jack off to Screech because all I can think of is the current pennieless fat-ass loser. Can anyone help me get my cock hard again? |
| 31st July 2006 - 10:57:36 AM |
| 78736 : |
| Screech, words cannot express how much i want your hot ass right now. oh shit i can just picture my big fat cock sliding up your hairy unwiped ass |