| 07th November 2006 - 05:47:15 PM |
| 78935 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Teresa, women are not supposed to post here. Please read the Terms of Service. The only chicks that should post here are chicks with dicks! If you post here again, the website admin will be forced to delete your message. This message board was set up as a service to gay fans of Dustin Diamond. Many homosexuals come here looking for hot spank material. When I'm smacking around my gind-dong, the last thing I want to read is an off-topic message about breaking into acting. Instead, I prefer to read queer fantasies about Mr. Belding manhandling Screech! |
| 07th November 2006 - 05:53:12 PM |
| 78936 : Kurt Steinberg |
| As far as I can tell, this was the first post where I made it clear this this is a QUEERS-only message board: 29th March 2003 - 01:43:19 AM 2152 : Kurt Steinberg SyKo (message 2249), get a life! Do you want to have sex with Dustin? If not, then get off this board! No heterosexuals are supposed to post here - this is a queers-only board!!! In this message, I made it clear that heterosexuals should not post here: 06th July 2003 - 01:44:50 AM 3124 : Kurt Steinberg Amanda, I agree with Steve Johnson. There are only two reasons why anyone whould post here: 1. To tell Diamond how much he sucks; or 2. To tell Diamond that he (i.e., the poster) wants to have gay sex with him. You seem to fit neither of these criteria, so you should probably stop posting here. You're the only person who posts here that doesn't want to have homosexual relations with Diamond. Diamond, please toss my salad!!! |
| 07th November 2006 - 07:49:58 PM |
| 78937 : Dner |
| Today I had a great experience and I learned a new sex move! I went to the voting boothes expecting the usual: elderly, rednecks, pretensious college kids, etc. But I sure as fuck was shocked! I didn't dress in my SBTB garb, I was just in normal street clothes. As I cast my ballot I noticed a man dressed as Belding sorting ballots. Then I look around a bit and saw a Milo mopping the floors. At first I thought it was coincidense. But when I saw the Milo shoot a look at the Belding, the Belding's eye's lit up with homosexual devience. At first I thought that they were gonna meet out back for some buttsex. But then they looked across the room and eyed up Dustin Diamond himself!! Belding started licking his chops and stood up. The Belding and Milo started walking towards Diamond. I stopped they before they got to Diamond and I told them to wait for a second. They looked confused and then said okay. Fortunatly I like to keep a soiled pair of acid washed jeans, a hot pink tank top, some white hightops, a gold chain, and a filthy meximullet wig in my trunk just in case I come upon some filthy man on man action I went to my car and put on my Slater gear and came back inside. The Belding and Milo saw right away that I meant business as well. We aproached Diamond and told him that there has been a problem with his voter registration. Diamond saw how we were dressed and started to laugh telling us that he knew what we were up too. The Milo said, "I don't think you heard us faggot" in a stern voice. We grabbed him firmly and led him into the backroom. We threw him into the room and the Milo started to kick him around. The Belding automaticly started to pull down his pants and started to stroke his throbing member. I Tore off my pants and started to pound Dustin's farthole. After about 30 minutes of the Milo, the Belding, and I taking turns violating Diamond; I bent over and shat all over his face! The Milo pissed all over Diamond and the Belding just whipped Diamond with his belt. We teabagged Diamond and put out clothes back on and left Diamond for dead. As we left the room, everyone in the voting area was jumping for joy and cheering! Some of the people were even buttfucking right then and there! |
| 07th November 2006 - 08:28:44 PM |
| 78938 : Deuce Dumper, Male Humper |
| Damn Dner, I didn't realize democracy could be so homo-erotic! The only similar experience I've ever had was the time I was felt up in a voting booth by the elderly gent who was sorting the ballots. Naturally, we later hooked up out back for hot gay sex; unfortunately however he get so excited when I tried to give him a russian trombone that he suffered a fatal heart attack! Oh well, at least he went out with a smile on his face!! |
| 07th November 2006 - 11:00:35 PM |
| 78939 : Dustin Diamond |
| h3y guy5, just stoppin in t0 s4y goodnight and i l0ve you kurt you big m4n y0u!!!!1 |
| 08th November 2006 - 04:08:16 AM |
| 78940 : MovieGeek |
| "Dustin Diamond", AKA: Screech, of TV's Saved by the Bell is set to play the lead in Micheal Bay's up-coming action adventure movie "DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH" where Screech will play a CIA operative who, under the spectre of African diamond smuggling, will be shafted by rare diamonds in his anus by the movie's villian, "MR BIG SHOT" played by William Dafoe. Screech will uncover a vicious CIA plot to use the sale of diamonds to fund the African contras and must stop their war, even offering his own anus as a means of escape for the hungry, homeless and horny terrorists that make up the contras. DUE: APRIL 2009, or probably never. |
| 08th November 2006 - 06:36:49 AM |
| 78941 : President Bushy Wushy |
| Screech, I must invade you. |
| 08th November 2006 - 08:01:56 AM |
| 78942 : Michael Oliver |
| You know, I came to a realization the other day: I'm never happier than when I have a big, thick, erect cock inside my brownpipe. I just love everything about being anally violated - the painful penetration, the sound of thigh slapping against ass, the unbeatable feeling of having a gallon of hot sperm unloaded inside of you. It's all just so super. Dustin, let's hook up, I want to make tender love to you all night and then be awoken in the morning by the feeling of you gently stroking my ginger pubes. |
| 08th November 2006 - 09:25:32 AM |
| 78943 : curt |
| what a hottie, how do i find your sex web site or sex video? |
| 08th November 2006 - 09:59:23 AM |
| 78944 : Mr. M |
| Wow Screech is visiting my University for some reason or other on Sunday! I'm so excited I might mess me pants! |
| 08th November 2006 - 11:09:43 AM |
| 78945 : McRobbie |
| Amen! Screech is visiting Glamorgan Uni this Sunday...Awesome! We love Screech! |
| 08th November 2006 - 11:18:46 AM |
| 78946 : Gay Zack |
| I want to take a big shit on Dustins face at Glamorgan U this sunday. I will eat loads of taco bell so I can get some good diarrhea built up. I will also eat plenty of oreo cookies so my shit is nice and black. It'll look like coffee grounds being sprayed all over his face. It'll be so sexy that everyone will jerk off and it'll turn ito one big circle jerk and Dustin will be covered from head to toe in man goo. It'll harden as he's trying to walk away and than the school will have a Dustin statue to worship. |
| 08th November 2006 - 11:51:18 AM |
| 78947 : Kurt Steinberg |
| That's in the UK, so I won't be able to make it. :( I'm sure that there must be many UK queers who post here - one of you should take a dump in Diamond's mouth in my honor! |
| 08th November 2006 - 12:22:40 PM |
| 78948 : cj |
| hi my boyfriend met you at an english night club in leeds and you said that zak was gay... why? |
| 08th November 2006 - 12:57:53 PM |
| 78949 : |
| cj, was Diamond at the club with a boyfriend such as Dennis Haskins? |
| 08th November 2006 - 01:20:27 PM |
| 78950 : Rock |
| esto es lo mas raro que he visto hoy. por eso me siento bien. nos vimos |
| 08th November 2006 - 02:18:14 PM |
| 78951 : Rocco |
| Dner, I was furious when I went to the polls today! Normally I was able to head to the sexfest that is voting and pile into one of the voting booths with five or six slaters and Beldings, close the curtain and go at it for hours on end. To my dismay I found that they had replaced the voting booths with electronic voting machines. No more curtains and almost no room for assplay! I entered the little cubicle with a Slater and as soon as I dropped my Zubaz so he could suck me off the fucking old geezers who watch over the voting started to have a fit! I tried to explain to them that I always voted with my cock and always needed a Slater to help me get aroused so I could vote. This was to no avail and the police were called. Luckily my Slater friend had eaten some rancid Taco Bell and released a mud slide into which the police fell onto. We quickly made our way into the queermobile for a getaway but I was pissed that my voting day sex romp was ruined! I didn't even get to write in Chris Burke for my senator! |
| 08th November 2006 - 02:24:00 PM |
| 78952 : Rocco |
| I miss voting experience like this one I had back in 04! 03rd November 2004 - 11:09:08 AM 10806 : Rocco Hey everyone. I hope that you all had as good an election experience as I did! I found that the polling stations were and excellent queer pickup location. I went dressed as the double dog and immidiately hooked up with some dude in line. I sucked him off while a lot of people watched and yelled at us. He blew his load on my afro and we finally got in to vote. 10 of my queer friends were dressed up as sbtb characters and we all crammed into one voting booth and closed the curtain! It was a wild sex romp. I voted for Kerry with my cock then proceeded to plug a Slaters greasy ass while he attempted to write in for Juan Valdez! They kept yelling at us but due to the republican lawyers we were allowed to stay in the booth for 2 hours! There was shit and cum all over the machine when we were done. It was the best election day ever! Anyone else have any good voting experiences? ROCCO |
| 08th November 2006 - 04:29:27 PM |
| 78953 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, the advancements in voting technology are unfortunate developments for hedonistic queers like us. I voted yesterday right after eating some Taco Bell. Although I didn't get any butt-sex in the voting area, I did drop ass while I was in line. It was loud and smelled so bad. There was another queer behind me in line. That queer had a big jew-fro and was wearing Zubaz pants! He dropped his pants after I farted and started jerking off. Unfortunately, he was quickly escorted out of the voting area. :( |
| 08th November 2006 - 06:14:18 PM |
| 78954 : Dner |
| Kurt, its amazing how one loud smelly fart can drive a demented faggot into a homosexual rage! |