| 08th November 2006 - 06:36:38 PM |
| 78955 : Rocco |
| Especially a demented faggot with a gigantic jew fro! Kurt did he have a large hook nose? ROCCO |
| 08th November 2006 - 07:33:42 PM |
| 78956 : Leapfrog |
| So what's the deal on your house. How much more $$$ do you need? |
| 08th November 2006 - 10:24:03 PM |
| 78957 : df |
| yo |
| 08th November 2006 - 10:59:21 PM |
| 78958 : Deuce Dumper, Male Humper |
| To all Glamorgan Uni students: please try your best to make Diamond's appearance a complete shambles! Will he be appearing in a debate? If so, please make sure to ask him questions about his queer fan base, his relationship with Mr Belding, why he tells so many lies about his house scam, his zubaz fetish, why he's such a complete and utter loser, how many gallons of HIV+ sperm he's swallowed in his lifetime etc etc. And some heckling wouldn't go amiss either! This is a golden opportunity to humiliate a complete tool! |
| 09th November 2006 - 01:16:57 AM |
| 78959 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco and Dner, I've encountered many demented faggots who get off on the smell of a nasty fart. The other day I was at the Gold's Gym lifting weights while wearing my blue and white patterned Zubaz pants (without underwear, of course). I had eaten some nasty South American food for lunch that day and it did not agree with my bowels. While I was doing some bench-press reps, I accidently ripped a nasty, smelly, wet fart and had to stop my set to run into the bathroom! Some diarrhea soaked through my Zubaz and got on the bench. After cleaning my ass in the bathroom for about 15 minutes, I returned to the weightroom and caught two dudes (one black guy and one asian guy) rubbing their cocks in the diarrhea and tossing off. Those were two sick sons-of-bitches! |
| 09th November 2006 - 03:13:14 AM |
| 78960 : Rusty Trombone |
| I too get off on the bathroom activities of other men, so much so that I recently quit my high-paying office job to work as a lowly bathroom attendant in a high-class restaurant. This way, I get paid to sit and listen to dudes going BM all day. My restaurant has a selection of several ultra-spicy South American and Indian dishes which sometimes don't agree with our more gentler-stomached customers. For instance, the other day, a huge fat sweaty guy ran past me, his stomach making hideous gurgling sounds, and charged into one of the cubicles. I heard his trousers hit the floor and then he groaned mightily as his ass cleaved in two by an incredibly loud movement. I immediately pitched a tent in my neatly-pressed trousers. After 10 mins of grunting and splashing noises, he walked out looking incredibly tired, and said "don't have the Vindaloo" as I handed him his towel. As soon as he'd gone, I hurried into the recently vacated cubicle and rubbed one out whilst drinking in the spicy aroma of his atomized doody. |
| 09th November 2006 - 06:17:37 AM |
| 78961 : Timmy |
| It happened to me when I was 11 years old, and I was wearing my sister's panties. They were flowered panties, so there was no saying "they are boy's underpants" They took my clothes and one of the boy's brought back one of his sister's old dresses and they made me put it on. I had to go home wearing the dress. At first my mom was sympathetic to my plight, until she noticed the panties I had on were my sister's, (it was a pair that my mom had recently purchased for her) then I got spanked for stealing them. |
| 09th November 2006 - 06:57:46 AM |
| 78962 : Jermery Paxman |
| Questions to ask Screech at the University; * Is he sick of everyone calling him Screech? * What's the deal with his house? Did he make the money he needed, or was it a complete scam? What did the IRS have to say? * Is Screech appearing on "I'm a celebrity, get me outta here" at any time in the future? * Does Screech still consider himself to be a comedian? * Does Screech still wake up in the middle of the night blighted by that damned "WOOO" track that haunts his very dreams to this day? * How much does the University have to pay him to say the words "ZOINKS" in a high pitched, squeeky voice? |
| 09th November 2006 - 08:21:13 AM |
| 78963 : Angus |
| Sniff glue like fuck |
| 09th November 2006 - 03:03:56 PM |
| 78964 : Dner |
| Kurt, a local gay bar I frequent has a drink called the "Liquid Fart." What they do is give tweeked out twink or a huge hairy bear (your choice) an enima of your choice of alcohol. Then they make him shit it out into a limited edition Star Wars Episode 2 Burger King cup. I'm sure you can figure out the next step! After a few of liquid farts you'll be blitzed! There's also a drink called the "Bloated Drag Queen." The Bloated Drag Queen is pretty simple. Appletini with some bacon fat in it. All good drinks! But the Liquid Fart is where its at! Which reminds me, Diamond I'll be behind the said gay bar tonight if you wanna meet up! |
| 10th November 2006 - 12:37:39 AM |
| 78965 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I think it would be funny if you lost your house and had to go on welfare. Someone should make a reality show about your ordeal when you have no other options but to live in a housing project. It would be awesome if the housing project were in the inner city of Milwaukee, Compton, Cleveland, or possibly even Chicago. It would be perfect if you were living in a 99% minority housing project. Watching a reality show of the other housing project residents messing with you as you fear for your life would be an interesting show. Maybe then you'll think about some of the dumb decisions you've made with your money. |
| 10th November 2006 - 06:26:22 AM |
| 78966 : dustin-lover |
| we love you dustin Rachel and Vicci xxxxxxxxxx |
| 10th November 2006 - 10:51:06 AM |
| 78967 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, is it true that after the daily rapings at the hands of Belding, Tuttle, and Slater, that your colon is so damaged that it now extends out of your ass and hangs like the tonuge of a tired dog? |
| 10th November 2006 - 12:00:56 PM |
| 78968 : |
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| 10th November 2006 - 01:42:28 PM |
| 78969 : Gay Zack |
| I want you little fuckstick dustin |
| 10th November 2006 - 02:34:17 PM |
| 78970 : Dner |
| Hey Diamond, how come you won't accknowledge yourself being a gay icon? We constantly ask you for unprotected buttsex and you never respond! Please please please get back to me on my requests to deposit HIV+ sperm in your butt and mouth! |
| 10th November 2006 - 03:38:18 PM |
| 78971 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, we need to hook up for sweaty unprotected butt-sex. There's a new gay bar that just opened up in Key West called the "HIV Room"!!!! I really want to take you there this weekend. Saturday night is "circle jerk" night. There's gonna be so much HIV+ semen flying around at the HIV Room tonight. I hope you're thirsty or hungry - feel free to gobble it down. :) |
| 10th November 2006 - 05:21:35 PM |
| 78972 : WOLF USA |
| ISLAM=NAZISM |
| 10th November 2006 - 10:08:23 PM |
| 78973 : Andrew Cassese |
| Hey Screech. You may remember me from my portrayal as Harold Wormser, from the popular cult film classic Revenge of the Nerds. Well I'm flaming gay and we simply MUST hook up. Like you I only have 3 inches or so but I know how to use it. Slobber my knob you little jew-bitch! |
| 10th November 2006 - 11:13:07 PM |
| 78974 : Jm J. Bullock |
| hey SCROTCH, just wanted to stop by and say: u are gonna get AIDS tonite motherfucker!!!! I'm cummin' over with Marc Almond, Andy Bell and some random HIV+ lovers of mine and we're gonna pump you so full of the AIDS that you will go full-blown in a matter of hours!!! we're even gonna jizz and shit in a syringe and inject it into your nads!!! there's an AIDS tornado comin yr way fucker!!!!! |